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《shizongshiliunian,laogonghaizifanpaizhibaobiao!》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin,jiangshuleshennianluzhizhouzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。shennianluzhizhoujinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing,dantongguojianchiheyongqi,zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui,“mamadanziyizhihenda,yiyiyeshiyonggandehaizi,duibudui?”wohennaixindehongzheta:“yiyijibujidexiaoshihoumamadainiquzuotaikong……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。

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第1章

chuqumaigecaidegongfu,wobeiliangdahanbangjiadaolezijijia。

zaixingguolai,wokanjianwolaogongluzhizhouchuanzhexizhuangzuozaishufangbangongzhuoqianlenglengkanzhewo,shoushangbawanzheyibaheisebolangning。

“sheirangnizheimezuode?”

wokanzhetaneifuheizhegelianhaoxiangbierenqianletababaiwandesixiang,zhangkoujiuma:“luzhizhouninaozibuhaoleshibushi?!nazheerzidewanjuqianggenwowanshenmejiaosebanyanni!”

zaikanyiyanluodichuangwaidetianse,wogengqibudayichulai:“rangniqujiluyikaijiazhanghuiniqumei?yaoyaozheihuihongshuilemei!zheidoujidianle!zanerziheguinvni!?”

luzhizhoubeiwomashale,wozhuqiangsisidingzhewo,banshangmeishuochuhua。

wogengqile,zhanqilaixiangjizheibukaopudenanrenyigedabidou,queyourenhenhenanzhuwojianbang,biwoguilexialai。

“ganzheimegenluzongshuohua?nizhaosi!?”

woxigaizhuangzaidishang,tengdedaoxiyikouliangqi。

zheilianggebaobiaoyefengleshiba?kanqilaineimemiansheng,shitagangqinglaide?

meidengwohuiguoshen,luzhizhouzhanqilaizouxiangwo,dashouqiazhulewodebozi。

“nihenxiangta,lianyuqiheshengyindouxiang,gentaershisisuishiyimoyiyang。”

tacouguolaiduanxiangzhewo,lianshangquebushipingshineifu“xiangyaolaopoqinqin”deshayang,fanerdaizheyifushayi。

“danwofurenyijingshizongshiliunian,nixiangjiabanta,haodaiyedongdongnaozi。”

a?wo?shizongshiliunian?

wohaimeihuiguoshen,luzhizhouhuranjuqiangchaotianfashe。

pengdeyishengxiang,toudingneizhishuijingdiaodengzaluoxialai,suipianjianlewogentamanshenmanlian。

ranhou,guntangdeqiangguanjiudizailewoeqian:“wozuihoujiniyicijihui,gaosuwo,sheirangnijiabanwofuren!”

我:......

maya!tashoulineidongxibushiwoerzidewanjuqiang,shizhende!

zheixiaozicongnagaolaidezheizhongdongxi!fangzaijiashangzhehaizimenzenmeban!xianzaiyoushifashenmedianni!

wotuidouruanle,daizhekuqiangjieshi:“luzhizhouniyouhuahaoshuo!womeishizonga!wojiushichuqumailegecai......”

luzhizhoudeqiangguanyouchaowodiledi,sangyinlengrui:“bujianguancaibudiaolei?”

tajiangqiangkounuokai,budengwotizaisangziyandexinluoxialai,tachaoshenhoudebaobiaokaikou:“batarengdaojiaowaiqu,yongshuinijiaorenzhuangzi。”

?!

woneishageyudouyaogenwosajiaodelaogongzenmehuibianchenglezheigeguiyangzi!

wohechulejijiao:“luzhizhou!nishibushiwaimianyourenlexiangmoushaqinqi?”

“nidangniangenlaoniangbiaobaideshihoukoukoushengshengshuoshilaoniangdegou,xianzaibianchengbaiyanlangleshiba!zuowannihaibaozhewojiaoyazikenrangwozaishenggesantai,jintiannijiuyaoshawole!nizhengaisia!”

luzhizhouxianrudaizhi:“nishuoshenme?”

woyibiankuyibianzhizhetapokoudama:“nizheigetikuziburenzhangdesizhanan!wopeinichileneimeduoniankujinishenglianghaizi,nixianzaixiangyaowoming,ni——”

wohuahaimeishuowan,tapuguolaibawozhuaidaoshenbian:“niganggangshuokenshenme?!”

luzhizhouzaiwaimiankanzheshiqinglengduanzhengdebazong,beidilixingpijianzhibuyaotaielie!chukaihuaiyunhezuoyuezineihui,tahenbunengmeitianjiwozhetengdexiabulaichuang。

wohencuiletayikou:“kenjiaoyazi!nigesibiantai!zaiwaimianzhuangderenmogouyangbeidilishenmeguiyangzinixinlimeishuma!”

luzhizhoukanzhegenyaokuleyiyang,lazhewodeshounannankaikou:“niannian,nizhendeshishennian......”

zheibufeihuama?!wobushishenniansheishi!

wozhenxiangjitayijiao,danshikanzhetayanwozitonghong,liansenankandexiangshiyaochiren,woyouyoudianpa。

pangbiandebaobiaodoumengle:“luzong,nei......”

“bazheilidasaoganjing,chuqu!”

luzhizhoushengyinlengli,wozhewoshouwandeshouqingjinbaoqi,xiangshihenbudebawoshouzheduan。

dengbaobiaomenshoushihaocanju,tasisidengzhewo,hurankouzhuwodeyaojiangwoyazaishenxia,henhenyaozhuwobozi。

“nizheixienianqulenali?!weishenmepaoxiawohelianggehaizi!?woduinihaibugouhaoma!”

luzhizhousangyinshaya:“nizhidaowozheixienianshizenmeguolaideme?shennian,nizenmegan!”

wobeitahoudenaoguaziwengweng,ganjuewolaogonghaoxiangshinaozihuaile。

“juwosuozhi......wozhenjiushichuqumailegecai,erzizuowanshuoxianghejungudoufujiyutang,wojiuqumailea。”

woxiaoxinyiyizhilezhisanluozaidishangdegouwudai:“niyaoshibuxin,caihaizaineini。”

luzhizhoudingzhewo,yanshenhuianmoming。

woyedingzheta,ganjueyiyebujiangounanrenhaoxiangzhendelaolehenduo,suiranmeiyoututou,danshidouyoubaitoufale。

gaibuhui,wozhendechuanyueleba?

naoziligangmaochuzheigeniantou,woerbianchuanlaiyidaojixieshengyin:“shidesuzhu,xianzainichuanyuedaoleshiliunianhou,qishinishenghuodeshijieshiyibenshu,ernidezhangfuheerzinver,shishulideheihuafanpai。”

“ruguonibunengzuzhitamenheihua,lujiahuijiaporenwang,nizhangfuhuitiaolouzisha,erzihuiyinweibangjiabeiqiangbi,nverhuibeirenwaxinwashenwahaiziqicansangming。”

我:?

搞笑呢?

woneimeitianzhihuimamamamamamademabaozaihemeitianzhihuilaopolaopolaopodeqibaolaogonghuiheihua?

danshikanluzhizhouxianzaizheigesiyang,woyoujuedeyoudianheli。

yucitongshi,wonaozilibengchuyigemianban。

【luzhizhou:heihuazhi72】

【luyi:heihuazhi94】

【lusiyao:heihuazhi63】

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zheifuziliangheihuajiusuanle,woneigangchushengbannianbaibaipangpangdeguainvershizenmeheihuade!

meidengwohuiguoshen,luzhizhouhuransisibaozhulewo:“laopo......woxiangxinni,zhiyaonihuilai,woshenmedoukeyixiangxin!”

“nibiezailikaiwomenlehaobuhao?zheishiliunianwohehaizimenzhendehaoxiangni!”

“ting,wozhidaole,woerzihewoguniangni?”

wozhuaizhutalingdaizhiwen:“ninvedaitamenle?jitamenzhaohoumale?weishenmewohaoduanduandelianggezaihuiheihua?!”

luzhizhoumeifanyingguolai:“shenme?”

我深吸一口气。

guoranlaohuashuodehao,diedaiwa,huozhejiuxing。

“bawoerziguniangjiaohuilai!like!”

luzhizhouganmangcongwoshenshangqilai,nachushoujidadianhua。

henkuai,yidaolengjinjindeshengyincongtingtonglizuanchulai:“ninyoushime?”

我听傻了。

这是我儿子?

luzhizhouzhouqilemei,shengyinlengji:“luyi,zheishinigenwozheigefuqinshuohuadetaidu?”

“ninyaowozenmegennishuohua?”

luyideshengyindaizhechaofeng:“youshizhishuo,wohenmang,meiyoushijiantingnizaiwomianqianbaifuqindejiazi。”

luzhizhoumeitouqidezhitiao:“nizi!niyaofanleshibushi!likejiwogunhuilai!”

wochouzhezheyeliangzhenfengxiangdui,kanbuxiaqule:“niyoumaobinga!shanglaijiuhouyiyiganshenme?!bunenggenerzihaohaoshuohuashibushi!”

wozhijieqiangguoshoujidakaishipin,kanzhepingmushangneigeyingjunxiaohuo,daileyishun。

woerzizhangdazhenhaokanei,zhuantiaodewogentabahaodezhang。

buzhidaoweishenme,wohuranjuedeyanwofasuan。

wojiadexiaobaozizhangdale,erwozheigedangmadecuoguotashiliunian,hairangtaheihuale。

yiyiheyaoyaozheixienianzenmeguolaide?youmeiyourenqifutamen?

worenzheyanleijichugexiao:“yiyia,woshimama......”

danwomeixiangdao,pingmuneiduandeluyikanjianwo,lengleyishun,douranchenxialelian。

“luzhizhou,nijiwodadianhua,shixianggaosuwonizhaolegetishen,yaorangtajiwodanghouma?”

tayiziyidunhanshengkaikou:“tayepeishuoshiwomama?he......haojile,luzhizhou,zhihou,womeiyounizheigebaba。”

wohaimeihuiguoshen,luyidaizheshayidemuguanggezhepingmuluozaiwoshenshang,zhijiegualedianhua。

yucitongshi,wonaozhongchuanlaijingbao。

【mubiaoduixiangluyiheihuazhishangzhangzhi95!qingsuzhulikezuzhi!】

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