送真少爷去精神病院，全家悔疯了编小说的悠悠-著

小说简介

《songzhenshaoyequjingshenbingyuan，quanjiahuifengle》zheishuhaisuankeyi，bianxiaoshuodeyouyoumiaoshugushiqingjiehaixing，linchenlinruilinguodongbushipindedemiaoxielingrenxinshengxiangwang，zhuyaojiangdeshi：”linruilianshangdexiaorongshudixiaoshile，querdaizhideshiyizhongbinglengde、jimoudechengdepingjing。tafeidanmeiyouhoutui，faneryingzhelinchenfennudemuguang，yexiangqiantashangle……

精彩章节

linjiazhaohuishizongshiwuniandeqinerzineitian，quanjiarendoukule。

kedangzheigemanshenshangbadeshaonianbudongcanzhuoliyishi，

muqinmomocadiaoletapengguodewankuai；dangtabeiwuxiandasuifuqingudongshi，

fuqinnuhou“guoranshiyangbushudeyezhong”；dangjiashaoyelinrui“beitatuixialouti”shi，meimeijianjiaozhebaojing。

tamenqinshoubatabangjinjingshenbingyuan，wushitazuihouneiju“jiankong…shuijingdengshang…”。

sangeyuehoumuqindasaoshufang，pengluojiashaoyezangnideyidongyingpan。jiankonghuamianli，

linruiweixiaozhebazijidetouzhuangxiangloutifushou。fuqinchongjinjingshenbingyuan，

zhikanjianerzishouwanshangcengcengdiediedejiushangxinhen。shaoniantaiyanqingxiao：“xianzaixiangxinwole？kexi，taichile。

”1guichaodewuyalinjiabieshu“qiyunyuan”denghuotongming，liangdeciyan。

judadeshuijingdiaodengcongsancenggaodeqiongdingchuixia，bayidalijinkoudalishidimianzhaodeguangkejianren，

kongqiliangguidebaihexiangfenyabuzhuyisiruoyousiwudexiaodushuiwei。suwanjingxinbaoyangdeshouzhijiaozhezhensishoupa，

zhijianfanbai，yanjingsisidingzheketingneishanhouzhongdediaohuaxiangmumen。linguodongduanzuozaizhuweishafa，

meitouningchengyigeshenkede“chuan”zi，angguidedingzhixifuyeguobuzhutacikejinbengdejiangying。

linweizewaizailingyizhangshafashang，baiwuliaolaidishuazheshouji，xinzuodemeijiazaipingmushanghualachuxisuideshengxiang。

menkaile。guanjialaochenceshenrangkai，yigeshenyingbeituilejinlai，

guangxianzaitashenhoulachuyidaozhangzhangde、sesuodeyingzi。suoyourendemuguangxiangtanzhaodeng，shunjianjujiao。shiwusui，

bengaishichouzhibajiedenianji，yanqiandeshaonianquedanbodexiangshenqiuzuihouyipianguazaizhitoudeyezi。

xidefabai、mingxianbuheshendejiutxuguazaitashenshang，kongdangdangde，**chudeshoubeihexiaotuishang，

zonghengjiaocuozhexinjiudiejiadebahen，xiangchouloudetengmanchanraozhecuiruodezhiti。tadichuizhetou，

xiruandetoufazhezhuledabanzhanglian，zhiluchuxiantiaojinbengdexiahehemindefabaidezuichun。

jiaoshangneishuangkailejiaodejiuqiuxiecaizaiguangjierujingdedibanshang，liuxiajidaomohubuqingdeniyin。

kongqininggulejimiao。suwanmengdizhanqilai，gaogenxiezaidimianqiaochujicudecuixiang。tajibuchongguoqu，

daizhenongliedexiangshuiweiheyizhongjinhuzhixidejidong，yibajiangshaonianjinjinlouzaihuaili。“chenchen…wodechenchena！

mamazhongyuzhaodaonile！”tadeshengyindaizhekuazhangdekuqiang，yanleixiongyongerchu，

guntangdidizaishaonianbingliangdejingwoli。shaonianlinchendeshentishunjianjiangyingrutie，

beizheituruqilaideyongbaoledejihuchuanbuguoqi。neixieshuyumuqinwennuande、rouruandexiangxiang，

zaixianshizhonghuazuoyizhongdaizhenongliexiangshuiweide、lingtazhixideshufu。taxiayishidixiangzhengtuo，

jianbangweiweisongdongleyixia。“ma！”linweibumandijiaoqilai，shoujibeitafanzaodidiuzaishafashang，

“nixiaoxindian！tazangsile！bienongzangnixinmaidequnzi！”taxianedipiepiezui，

fangfolinchenshenshangdaizheshenmezhimingdebingjun。linguodongmeiyouqishen，zhishichenchendikeleyisheng，

muguangruilidishenshizhebeiqizilouzhudeshaonian，neishenshilidaizheshangrenpingguhuowudekeke，

yijiyisinanyiyanshideshiwang。taqidaideshinengpipeilinjiarongyaodejichengren，

erbushiyanqianzheigeweisuo、daizhedicengluoyinde“cancipin”。linchenzhongyutaiqitou。

dengguangcidetaweiweimilexiayan。tadeyanjinghenda，heibaifenming，xiangjinzaihantanlidemoyu，

limianmeiyoujiubiezhongfengderumu，meiyoujidong，zhiyouyipianchenjide、shenbujiandidemangran，

haiyouyisijiliyinzangquewufawanquanmoqudejingju。zheishuangyanjingsaoguo“fuqin”weiyanquebinglengdelian，

lveguo“meimei”haobuyanshidexianqi，zuihoudinggezaibaozheziji、kudebunengziyide“muqin”shenshang。

tazuichundongledong，houlongligansedefabuchurenheshengyin，

zuizhongzhishijiqiqingweidi、shengshudihuibaoleyixiasuwanzhandoudeshenti。zheigedongzuobenzhuoerjiangying，

daizheyizhongwufarongrudegehe。suwandekushengjiaranerzhi。taganjuedaoleneijushentidejiangyinghekangju。

tasongkaihuaibao，leiyanmenglongdikanzhelinchendelian，

shituzaineizhangyutayoujifenxiangsi、quexiemanfengshuangheshulidelianshangzhaodaotaqipanleshiwuniandeyilaiheqinjin。

meiyou。zhiyouyipianlingrenxinhuangdekongbaihejuligan。

tabaoyangdeyidelianshanglveguoyisibuyichajuedegangaheshiluo，niezheshoupadeshouzhigengyonglile。“huilaijiuhao，

huilaijiuhao。”linguodongzhongyukaikou，dapolezheinankandejijing。tazhanqishen，zoudaolinchenmianqian，

jugaolinxiadidaliangzheta，yuqidaizheyizhonggongshihuadeweiyan。“woshinifuqin，linguodong。

zheishi**meilinwei。yihou，zheilijiushinidejia。”“jia…”linchendididizhongfuleyibianzheigeziyan，

shengyinshayadelihai。tademuguanglveguozheishehuadaojizhiquebinglengruzhanlanguandedating，

shuijingdengdeguangmangzaineixiejiazhilianchengdegudongbaijianshangtiaoyue，quezhaobujintayandifenhao。zheilideyiqiedoutailiang，

taixin，taijianying，yutaguoqushiwunianquansuode、chongmanyouyanhechaoshimeiweidejiaoluogegeburu。

yizhongjudadebuzhenshiganhegengshendegujigan，wushengdijiangtayanmei。taxiangyizhiwuchuangjinsilongdewuya，

yuyichenzhong，gegeburu。2rongbuhuadejianbingqiyunyuanderizi，duilincheneryan，

shiyichangmanzhangerwushengdelingchi。cantingli，zhangzhangdehongmucanzhuobaimanlejingzhidecandian。

yongrenqiaowushengxidichuansuo。linguodongduanzuozhuwei，mantiaosilidiqiezheqifenshudeniupai。

linweixiaokouhezheyanwogeng，ouerhelinruijiaohuanyigexinzhaobuxuandeqianxiao。linruizuozailinchenduimian，zitaiyouya，

yongcandaochadedongzuoliuchangdexiangyifuhua，tazhengwenshengxiyudijisuwanjiangzhexuexiaolidequshi，

doudesuwanmeikaiyanxiao。linchendizhetou，wozheyinzhidaochadeshouxinqinchubohan。

zheichendiandiande、bingliangguanghuadejinshuwujian，bigongdishangdegangjinhaiyaonanyizhangkong。

taxiaoxinyiyidiqiezhepanzilineikuaijiandeqiadaohaochudexueyu，

daorenzaigucipanzishangguacachucierde“zhiga”sheng。shengyinbuda，danzaiguofenanjingdecantingli，

xiandeyichangtuwu。linweilikezhouqilemeitou，haobuyanshidifanlegebaiyan。

linguodongqieniupaidedongzuodunleyixia，meitouweibukechadicuqi。linruishishiditingxiahuayu，

wenhedikanxianglinchen，shengyindaizheqiadaohaochudetitie：“ge，bieji，manyidian。yaobuyaowojiaoni？

”tazuoshiyaoqishen。“buyong！”linchenjihushituokouerchu，shengyinyouxiejinbeng。

tabuxiangjieshouzheifenkansishanyideshishe。tajiakuaileshoushangdedongzuo，shitubaituozheizhongjiongpo。huangluanjian，

yixiaokuaiyuroucongchazishanghualuo，“pa”diyisheng，diaozaixuebaide、xiuzheanwendeyamazhuobushang，

liuxiayidianciyandeyouzi。kongqishunjianningzhi。suwanlianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile。takanzheneikuaiyouzi，meitoujinsuo，

yanshenlishihaobuyanshidexianqiheyisi……yanfan。tayouyadinaqimianqianzhediezhengqidecanjin，

meiyoudijilinchen，ershizhijietanguoshen，xunsueryonglidicadiaolelinchenmianqianneikuaizhuobushangdewuzi。jiezhe，

tazuoleyigeranglinchenxueyejihuninggudedongzuo——tajiangzijimianqianneitaojingmeideguciwandie，

budongshengsedi、wangyuanlilinchendefangxiangtuiletui。neigexiweidejuli，wushengdihuaxialeyidaobinglengdehonggou。

linchenwozhechazideshoumengdishoujin，zhijiefanbai。tadizhetou，kanzhezijimianqianneidianbeicademohudeyouzi，

fangfoneishitawufaxishuadechiruluoyin。cantinglizhishengxiacanjuouerpengzhuangdexiweishengxiang，

yayiderangrenchuanbuguoqi。taganjuesuoyourendemuguangdouxiangzhenyiyangzhazaitabeishang，

youqishiduimianlinruineiwenhemuguangxia，yishanerguode、binglengdechaonong。jitianhoudeyigexiawu，

linchenzaibieshuerloukongkuangdezoulanglimanwumudedizouzhe。taxiangyimoyouhun，

wufarongruzheidongjianzhuderenheyigejiaoluo。zoulangjintoushilinguodongdeshufang，menxuyanzhe。

tawuyizhongpiejianlimiankaoqiangdebogujiashang，

yizhizaoxingqigu、youseshenchendecipingzaixieshejinlaideyangguangxiafanzheyouguang。tarendeneidongxihenguizhong，

linguodongsihuhenzhenshita。jiuzaitazhunbeizhuanshenlikaishi，

shufanglichuanlaiyishengyayizhenuhuodedihou：“……neifenbiaoshudaodizenmehuishi？！

‘zhanghe’dexiangmuyaoshidiule，dongshihuineiqunlaohulinengshengtunlewo！”linchenjiaobuyidun。tawuyikuitan，

zhixiangjinkuailikaizheishifeizhidi。taxiayishidihoutuiyibu，

jianbangquebuxiaoxinzhuangzailehouzhongde、bankaideshufangmenshang。menzhoufachuyishengchenmende“zhiya”。shufangnei，

zhengduizhedianhuafahuodelinguodongmengdihuitou，muguangrudianbanshelai，qiahaokandaolinchenlvexianhuangluandizhanzaimenkou，

yiji——bogujiapang，neizhigulinglinglizhedeyuanqinghuameipingpingshenshang，yidaociyandexinxianliehen！

jikuaixixiaodecipiansanluozaishensedebosiditanshang。linguodongdetongkongzhouranshousuo！talianshangdejiroushunjianniuqu，

baonurutonghuoshanpenfa，jibuchongdaomenkou，yibajiuzhulinchendeyiling，judadeliliangjihujiangtatilidimian。

“xiaochusheng！”linguodongdenuhouzhendezoulangwengwengzuoxiang，tuomoxingzipenlelinchenyilian，

“sheirangnijinwoshufangde？！sheirangnipengwodedongxi？！nizhidaozheishishenmema？banimailedoupeibuqi！

guoranshiwaimianyangbushudeyezhong！guzilijiushi**peizi，shoujiaodoubuganjing！

”meiyigezidouxiangcuiledudedaozi，henhentongjinlinchendexinwo。taliansecanbai，beiledehuxikunnan，

tulaodibaizhefuqintieqianbandeshou，sishengdao：“bushiwo…wogenbenmeipengta！

wogangzoudaomenkou…tajiu…”“fangpi！”linguodonggenbenbuxin，mengdijiangtaguanzaibinglengdeqiangbishang，

hounaoshaozhuangdemenxiang，“haiganjiaobian！bushini，nandaopingzizijiliele？zheilichulenihaiyoushei？！gun！

jiwogunchuqu！”linchenbeijudadelidaotuideliangqianghoutui，jibeizhuangzaizoulangduimiandeqiangshangcaimianqiangwenzhu。

tawuzhebeizhuangtongdehounaoshao，taiyanwangqu。linguodongyinbaonuerzhengningdelianpang，

suwanwenshengganlai、zhanzaishufangmenkouyuyanyouzhiquezuizhongchenmodefuzabiaoqing，

weiduozailoutikoutantoutannao、lianshanghaobuyanshidexingzailehuo…zheixiehuamianxiangluotieyiyangtangzaitadeshiwangmoshang。

erjiuzailinguodongshenhou，shufangneixuyandemenfengyinyingli，linruiwushengwuxidizhanzaineili，

zuijiaoqinzheyimojidan、jilengdexiaoyi，yanshenrutongkanzheyichangjingxinbianpai、jiejuwanmeidexiju。

3loutishangdezhuiluoyuanqinghuapingshijianhou，linchenzaiqiyunyuandecunzaiganjiangdaolebingdian。

taxiangyijianbeidiuqide、aiyandejiujiaju，beisuoyourenkeyihulvezhe。tabiandegengjiachenmo，

dabufenshijiandoubazijiguanzaierloujintouneijianzuixiaode、yangguangzuishaodekefangli。

neilichengletaweiyinengduanzanchuanxi、tianshishangkoudedifang。zheitianbangwan，xiyangdeyuhuitouguozhaizhaidechuanghu，

jibinglengdefangjianpushangyicengandandejuhong。linchenquanzuozaichuangbiandejiuditanshang，

xigaishangtankaiyibenpojiudebijiben。tawozhebi，bijianxuanzaizhishang，quejiujiuluobuxiaqu。xiangxiexieshenmeni？

xiezheilingrenzhixide“jia”？xiefuqinxianedenuhou？xiemuqinbinglengdetuikaidewandie？xiemeimeieyideyanshen？

haishixieneigeruyingsuixing、daizhewenhemianjudejiashaoyelinrui？tapibeidibishangyan，

bijianwuyishidizaizhiyeshanghualazhe，liuxialingluanjiuchandemoxian。chuangwai，

chuanlailinweiqingcuidexiaoshenghelinruiwenyanruanyudehuiying，tamensihugangcongwaimiangouwuhuilai。neixiaoshenghehuayu，

xiangxixiaodezhen，buduancizhetajinbengdeshenjing。taxuyaotoukouqi，napazhishipianke。tuikaifangmen，

zoulanglikongwuyiren。tafangqingjiaobu，zouxiangloutikou。bieshuzhongyangdezhuloutikuankuoqipai，

puzhehouhoudejiuhongseditan，wanyanerxia。tagangzoudaoloutidingduan，

jiukandaolinruiduziyirenzhanzaixiafangloutideguaijiaopingtaichu，beiduizheta，

sihuzaixinshangqiangshangguazhedeyifuchouxiangyouhua。linchenjiaobuyidun，xiayishidixiangzhuanshenhuiqu。

tabuxianghelinruiyourenhebubiyaodejiechu。jiuzaizheishi，linruiquexiangnaohouzhangleyanjingyiyang，huanhuanzhuanguoshenlai。

xiyangdeguangxiantouguoloutijiangaochuangxieshejinlai，zaitalianshangtouxiamingminganandeguangying，

rangneiguanchangwenhedexiaorongxiandeyouxieguiyi。tayangtoukanzhezhanzaigaochudelinchen，shengyinbugao，

queqingxidichuanleshanglai，daizheyizhongbinglengde、zhannideeyi，rutongdushetuxin：“ge，

yigerenmenzaifangjianli，henwuliaoba？zaixiangshenmeni？shibushizaixiang…zheigejiali，genbenmeirenhuanyingni？

”linruizuijiaodehudujiashen，yanshenqueruilirudao，“nikan，nihuilaile，mamagengaideshiwo，

babaxinrendeyeshiwo，lianweiweiyezhirenwozheigegege。nijiuxiangyikuaishuaibudiaodelanniba，

zhanzaiwomenjiaguangxianlianglidedibanshang，zhenaiyana。

”meiyigezidoujingzhundicixianglinchenxindizuishendekongjuhetongchu。tashentiweiweizhandou，zuanjinlequantou，

zhijiashenshenxianjinzhangxin。“nifeijinxinjihuilai，younengzenmeyangni？”linruideshengyingengdi，

daizheguhuobandecanren，“niyiweixueyuanshishenmelebuqidedongxi？zaibamayanli，

nibuguoshigebudongguiju、shangbuletaimiandefeiwu！shigexuyaobeiqingchudemafan！nizhidaoma？

babayijingzaikaolv，yaobuyaobanisongquyige…‘tebie’dedifang，‘zhiliao’yixia，

miandenizaireshishengfei，diulinjiadelian。”takeyijiazhongle“tebie”he“zhiliao”lianggeci。

linchendehuxizhouranjicuqilai，yigubinglengdehanyicongjiaodizhichongtouding！songzouta？xiangchuliyijianlaji？

linruihuayulianshideneige“tebiededifang”，rutongheiandeshenyuanzaitayanqianzhangkaijukou。

fennu、kongju、jiyaleshuyuedeweiquhejuewang，zaizheiyikehongranchongkualetalizhidediba！“nihushuo！

”linchenmengdixiangqiantachuyibu，shengyinsiyadidihou，yanjingyinweifennuerfanhong，“shinizaixianhaiwo！

gudongping…shibushini？！nixiangbawoganzou！nipawoqiangzounitoulaideyiqie！

”linruilianshangdexiaorongshudixiaoshile，querdaizhideshiyizhongbinglengde、jimoudechengdepingjing。

tafeidanmeiyouhoutui，faneryingzhelinchenfennudemuguang，yexiangqiantashangleyijitaijie。

liangrenzhijiandejulixunsusuoduan，jinzaizhichi。“shiyouzenmeyang？”linruideshengyinqingderutongeryu，

zhiyoulinchennengtingjian，neilimianchongmanle**luodechaonong，“niyouzhengjuma？sheihuixinni？

yige…‘jingshenyouwenti’deyezhong？”“fengzi！pianzi！

”linchenbeizheichedidetanpaihe**jidelizhiquanwu，tamengdishenchushou，zhixiangzhuazhulinruideyiling，

zhixiangrangzheizhangxuweideliankonglitayuandian！raner，

jiuzaitadezhijianjijiangpengdaolinruiyilingdechanei——linruiyanzhongshanguoyisijiduyinhendelimang！

tafeidanmeiyouduobi，fanerzhudongjiangzijideshentiyiyizhongjiqiguaiyidejiaodu，mengdixianghouyangdao！tongshi，

tadehounaoshao，yiyizhongjingzhunerhenlidelidao，henhenzhuangxiangpangbianjianyingbinglengdehuangtongloutifushou！“peng！

”yishengmenxiang！bansuizhelinruiqilidaobiandiaodecanjiaosheng，shunjiansilielebieshudeningjing！“a——ge！

niweishenmetuiwo！！！”neishengyinchongmanlejingkong、tongkuhenanyizhixin，jijuchuantouli，

shunjianxiangchezhengdongbieshu！linchendeshouhaijiangzaibankongzhong，zhijianbingliang。

tayanzhengzhengkanzhelinruixiangyigebeichoudiaogutoudebuou，ruanruandishunzheloutigunlexiaqu，

yizhigundaoloutixiafangdezhuanjiaopingtai，quansuozaineili，tongkudi**zhe，

ejiaoxunsuzhongqiyigehairendeqingzisedabao，yilvxianxuewanyanzhecongfajixianliuxia，chumujingxin。

shijianfangfoningguleyimiao。“ruirui——！”louxiachuanlaisuwansixinliefeidejianjiao。“ge！！

”linweijingkongdekuhanjinsuiqihou。zaluandejiaobushengrutongchaoshuibanconglouxiayonglai。linguodong、suwan、linwei，

haiyoujigetingdaodongjingdeyongren，shunjianchongdaoleloutixiafang，weizhulequansuozaidishang**delinrui。

linguodongliansetieqing，ejiaoqingjinbaotiao。suwanpudaolinruishenbian，shoumangjiaoluandixiangpengtayoubuganpeng，

yanleixiongyongerchu，kuhanzhe：“ruirui！woderuirui！nizenmeyang？biehemamaa！”linweizemengditaiqitou，

xuehongdeyanjingsisidingzaihaijiangzailoutidingduandelinchenshenshang，neiyanshenxiangshicuiledudedaozi，

chongmanlekegudehenyihefengkuangdezhikong。tazhizhelinchen，yongjinquanshenliqijianjiaoqilai，

shengyinjianlidejihuyaocipoermo：“shita！shitatuideruigege！wokanjianle！jiushita！

tafengletayaoshaleruigege！baojing！kuaibaojinga！bazheigefengzizhuaqilai！songtaqujingshenbingyuan！

tazaojiugaijinqule！”jianlidezhikongrutongzhongchui，henhenzazailinchendeermoshang，wengwengzuoxiang。

tazhanzailoutidingduan，kanzhexiafanghunluanderenqun，kanzhelinruizaimuqinhuailitongku**、ejiaotangxuedecanzhuang，

kanzhefuqinneijihuyaojiangtashengtunhuobodebaonuyanshen，

kanzhemeimeineixiesidilidefengkuangzhikong…zhenggeshijiezaitayanqianxuanzhuan、bengta、niuqu。binglengchegudejuewang，

xiangwushutiaodushe，shunjianchanjinletadexinzang，ledetawufahuxi。tazhanglezhangzui，xiangshuoshenme，xiangbianjie，

xianggaosutamenneigeguaijiaopingtaizhengshangfang，neizhanhualifanfudeshuijingdiaodengdizuoshang，

youyigeweixiaode、jihubeizhuangshiyangaideguangjiaojiankongtantou！neishilinguodongweilebieshuanquan，

bujiuqiancairangrenanzhuangde！tayidingpaidaole！raner，dangtakandaolinguodongneipenhuodeyanshen，

kandaosuwanzhiguzhehuailidelinrui，

kandaolinweineihenbudetalikequsidebiaoqing…tasuoyoudehuadouduzailehoulongkou，

jiankong…shuijingdengshang…you…jiankong…”4baiselaolonglinchenneiweiruode、shituzhixiangzhenxiangdezuihouyisishengyin，

rutongtourugunfeiyouguodeyidishui，shunjianjiubeigengjiajiliedefennuhezhikongchediyanmeile。“nihaiganjiaobian？！

”linguodongdenuhourutongjinglei，zhendezhenggeloutijiandouzaiwengming。tagenbentingbuqinglinchenzaishuoshenme，huozheshuo，

他根本不想听。

canzhuang、linweidezhizheng、linchennei“xingxiong”houhaizhanzailoutidingduandezitai——zaoyizaitaxinzhongzhuchengletiean。

linchenneicangbaiwulidebianjie，zaitayanlizhishichuisizhengzhadehuangyan，shifengkuangzhezuihoudeyiyu！tazhizhelinchen，

shouzhiyinweijizhidefennuerjuliezhandou，meiyigezidouxiangshicongyafenglijichulai，