shizhuzhaoyufengqinkanminiaozheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshi shizhuyufengqin，shizhuzhaoyufengqinkanminiaogushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，zhuyaojiangdeshihuidaojiahou，shipengxiangzheyaobuyaogaosuzhangyue，youbuzhigairuhekaikou。zuizhong，tazhidejiangzheijianshiyazaixindi。zhuantianxiawu，shipenghuanhaoxinyifu，zhunbeihuifuhuxian……
shipengzhuanshenjiangmenyiguan，nalejizhangzhidileguoqu。
kezhangyuequemeijieguoqu，faneryixiazipudaoshipenghuaili，kuleqilai。
tayidianzhunbeidoumeiyou，shunjianjiulengzhule。
jimiaozhonghou，shipengyibalouzhuzhangyuedejianbang，chenshengdao：“jie，chushenmeshile？”
“你姐夫，他……”
zhangyueyijingtingzhilekuqi，tahejiazhengjingdefuqiguanxixianglaibucuo，kezuijinquechulexiewenti。
jiazhengjingzheilianggeyuehuranbianmangle，bujinchangchangbuhuijia，shenzhihaiyebuguisuqilai，erqieduitadetaiduyehenqiguai，haoxiangbiandebuzaiyile，xianzaigengshiyaodiaodaoshiweishengjurenzhi，fangfozaiduobitayiyang。
zhidaozheigexiaoxi，zhangyuexinlifeichangnanshou，buyoukuleqilai。
“姐夫怎么了？”
kanzhangyueyoubushuohua，shipengzhuiwenleyisheng。
“没……没事。”
zhangyuesongkaishou，calecayanlei，bijingshijiashi，tahaishibuhaoyisigenshipengshuo。
shipengzenmekanzhangyuedoubuxiangshimeishideyangzi，danrenjiazheimeshuole，tayebuhaoshuoshenme。
yushitahuanlegehuatidao：“jie，zhuhenigaoshengya。”
“高升？”
zhangyuexinsiyizhuan，mingbaishipengshuotazuoshanglexianweibanzhuren，ngleyishengdao：“xiexie。”
kandaozhangyuemeishenmeliaotiandexingqu，shipengbiantichulegaoci，huidaolezijisushe。
zhuanyandaolezhouwuxiawu，shipengmeiyoumashangxiabanqushitangchifan，taxuyaoganyifenfayangao，daihuijiudejiaoguoqu。
zhenghaoxiewanshi，dianhuaxiangle，shipengjieqishuodao：“nihao，fuhuxianxianweizongheerke。”
“wozhaoshipeng。”dianhuazhongchuanlaiyigenanrendeshengyin。
shipengtingchuleshihaopengyoufanglibin：“libina，woshishipeng，youshenmeshima？”
dianhuaneibianyidun，fanglibindeshengyinjiezhexiangqi：“shuochulainibieji，wozuowanhejigelaotongxuejuhui，shenyeyeyequle，tashuoxiazhoujiuyaohezhangxiangyuandinghunle！”
tingdaoshenyeyexiayizhoudinghun，shipengyizheng，shoushangdebijiudiaole。
tazaojiuzhidaohuiyouzheimeyitian，quemeixiangdaozheimekuai。
该怎么办？
shipengmeiyousixu，gualedianhuahou，tajianggaozizhuanghao，jiaojilekezhangzhouwensheng。
chulebangongshi，zhengyaohuisushe，shenhouchuanlaishuxideshengyin。
“di，wanshangyoushima？”
shipengyileng，huitoukandaolezhangyue。
jintiandetachuanzheyijianjunlvsedeshuyaonizifengyi，xiashenshiheisekuzihegaogenxie。zheizhongdapei，rangbenjiuyouqizhidezhangyue，gengjiarerenzhumu。
youqishineimohongchun，gengshidianjingzhibi，neishiyizhongjieyuhongsehefensezhijiandeyizhongyanse，rangshipengkandeshenzhiyouxiexiangrufeifei。
zhangyuebeishipengkandebuhaoyisile，liandanfeihong：“ganmazheimekanwo？buhaokanma？”
shipenghuiguoshenlai，yaotoudao：“bububu，bushibuhaokan，shitaihaokanle。jie，nizhenmei。”
zhangyuemeimeiyixiao，shengsiyinling：“ganggangwennihuani，jinwanyoushima？jiedainiqumaiyifu。”
tajianshipengjingchangchuanlaichuanqujiushineijitao，dandiaoyouxiandelaoqi，mingtianzhenghaozhoumobuyongshangban，bianqilejitamaiyifudexinsi。
shipengyaoleyaotou：“wowanshangmeishi，buguojiwomaiyifu……”
jiantaxiangjujue，zhangyuezhijiezhuazhutagebo，dao：“jiejiejididimaiyifu，bushitianjingdiyima？zouba。”
shuozhe，tadaizheshipengzhijiedaolexianweijitapeidecheshang。
lushang，shipengwenzhecheneidandandexinxiang，haiyouzhangyuemeilidecelian，fangfowangjileshijiandeliushi。
dengdaodifang，tianseyihei。
zhangyuemaiyifudeyanguanghenhao，bangshipengtiaolehaojitao。
dengmaiwanyaohuijiadeshihou，shipengduziquetengleqilai，tarangzhangyuezaixiuxiquzuozhe，yigerenqushangcesuo。
dengtajiejuewanwanghuizoushi，yuanyuandejiukandaozhangyueshenpangzhanzheyinanyinv。
nvshengdeyangmaoshineimedeshuxi，tachuanzheyitaolansequnzi，zhenghezhangyueshuozheshenme。
是沈叶叶！
neitapangbiandenanrenshishei，shipengzixikanleguoqu，faxiannanrenhezhangyuezhangdeyouxiexiang。
tazhidaozhangyueyougedidi，zheimeyilai，yigemingzifuxianchulenaohai！
“张向远。”
shipengnannannianchusheng，xiangbudaoshenyeyedinghundeduixiangzhangxiangyuan，jingranshizhangyuededidi。
huran，tanaohailimaochuyigedadandexiangfa。
shipengzhidaoruhezuzhishenyeyedinghunle。
xinqingwubijidongdeta，yanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheyuanchudesangeren，daishenyeyehezhangxiangyuanzouleyihou，tacaihuiqu。
“nizenmequlezheimebantiana，ganggangwodidihetanvpengyouzaizheierlaizhe，niyaoshizaohuilaiyidian，wojiujieshaonimenrenshile。”
zhangyueganjuetingkexide，weiledengshipenghuilai，tahaiguyigenshenyeyehezhangxiangyuanduoliaoleyihuier。
“wokandaotamenle，woshiguyiwanhuilaide，padaraonimenliaotian。”shipengxiaozheshuoleyiju，wendao：“ganggangneigenvhaijiushinidididenvpengyou？”
“duiya，zhangdetebiepiaoliang，yetebiexianhui。”zhangyueduishenyeyezheigezhundixifeichangmanyi。
“niquedingneigenvhaishinidididenvpengyou？”
“dangranle，tamenzhouyidouyaodinghunle，zenmele？”zhangyuetingchuleshipenghualiyouhua。
“wo……wobuzhidaogaibugaishuo。”
shipengzheimeyishuo，zhangyuedehaoqixinjiugengshengle：“nishibushizhidaoshenmeya？genjieyoushenmebuhaoshuode。”
“nidididenvpengyoushijiaoshenyeyeduiba？”
“你怎么知道？”
zhangyuekanzheshipeng，xinlifanchuxiexubuan。
“wohetashidaxuetongxue。”
shipenghuileyiju，jiezhetandao：“tadeshierquanxiaojiezhiba，jienishibuqingchu。shenyeyezheigeren，juwosuozhi，benkesinianzhishaojiaoguoliugenanpengyou，gongranjiudaonansushequzhu，haidaguoliangcitai……”
“a？tahaidaguotai？”zhangyuefeichangzhenjing。
“fanzhengwoshizaiyiyuanzhuangjianguoyici。buguotazheigerenshanzhangweizhuangyanshi，ruguowomeicaicuo，taqunimenjiali，yidingbiaoxiandetebiehao，lingnimentebiemanyiba？”
zhangyuetingwanshipengkouzhongdeshenyeye，zaihuixiangtayinxiangzhongdeshenyeye，jianzhinanyixiangxinshiyigeren！
dantaxiangxinleshipengdehua，yinweishipenggenbenmeibiyaopianta。
shipengkanchulezhangyuexinyiweizhen，youshuodao：“yaoshibierendehua，dasiwodoubuhuishuode，buguonishiwojie，zheishiwoyouzhidaole，nirangwoshuowojiushuole。dannikebiebawobaoluchuqu，burantazhidaogujiyaohewopinming……”
zhangyueyuanbenguangjiedehaoxinqingxiaoshidaijin：“wozenmekenengbaniluchuquni。nifangxinba，wobuhuigenrenherenshuoshinishuode。”
shipengxinlidaxi，kannishenyeyehaizenmehezhangxiangyuandinghun！
chuleshangchang，zhangyuedaizheshipengdaolejialidexiaoqu，tayemailexiedongxi，rangshipengbangmangnadaodiantishang。
dengsongzhangyuehuiquhou，shipengcongxiaoquchulai，yanzhemaluchaojiadefangxiangzou，naoziliquandoushishenyeyehezhangxiangyuandeshiqing。
xiangdaojinwanyihou，shenyeyekendinghezhangxiangyuanbunengdinghun，tayuexiangxinliyuemei。
kezouzhezouzhe，shipengquefaxianshenbianderenduoleqilai。
tazhuantoukanlekan，caizhidaozijizoudaoledaxuechengfujin，zhouweibujinrenduoleqilai，binguanhefandianyebushao。
tabujingyidesaoshizhe，huran，yanshenzhijiedunzhule。
zhijianqianbianbuyuanchudebinguanlizouchulaiyiduinannv。
nvdelouzhenandeyao，nandelouzhenvdejianbang，lianggerenyoushuoyouxiao，tanxiaojian，nandehaizainvdezuishangqinleyikou。
“这，这个人！”
shipengzuibazhangda，shoushangdeyifuzhijiediaozailedishang。
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