tabuhuiliaocuorenlebamiaohuilemubeiyinhuoshiqingdeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。rongyuanqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi。
muyaohuibiaoqingdunshijiangzailianshang，xinzhongjuedehuiqijile，kedangzhezheimeduorendemian，youbuhaozhijiebamubeiyinganzou。
tazhihaoluchuyimowunaidexiao，“ai，zhuweiyousuobuzhi，wodanverbutinghua，wobushiguyibudaitalaide。beiyin，babazenmehuiwangleni，kuaihewojinquba。”
linrukuaibushangqian，zhuangchuyifuhaojimudeyangzi，“beiyin，nigangcaibushishuobulaidema，aiyadouguaiwo，meiyouwenqingchu，rangnishouweiqule。”
pangrendunshimingbaiguolai，huxiangjiaohuanleyigeyanshen。
zheimetinglai，shimudaxiaojiegangcainaopiqibukenlai，xianzaiyoubabadecoushanglai。
“mudong，womenlijieni，niyeshipamudaxiaojienaoshi。”
“jiajiayoubennanniandejing，zheisishengnvconghuidongshi，daxiaojiexiaodujichang，mudongyeburongyi。”
dengrenzouhou，muyaohuiqiangrenzhenuqi，yadishengyin，“nijintianzuihaobiereshi，yaoshigaozale，kanwozenmeshoushini，jiwoanfendian！”
“haiyou，qianroujiuliangbuhao，ruguoyourenzhaoqianroujingjiu，nijiubangtadangzhe，womenqianrouzheimepiaoliang，nanmianyoudonghuaixinsideren，nijilingdian，tingdaomeiyou！”
mubeiyinshenselenglexialai，yanweiyigou，qichangquankai。
“wopingshenmeyaobangmuqianroudangjiu，mudongbuhuiyiweiwonaozibuhaoba？”
“ni！”muyaohuiqiji，yaoyaqiechi，“mubeiyin，nizhangbenshile？wonengrangnijinpaimaihuiyijinghenjinimianzile，niyaoshibudayingjiujiwogun！”
mubeiyinchixiaoyisheng，lvlelvtoufa，landezhengbian，“zhidaole。”
muyaohuimeixiangdaotadayingdezheimeshuangkuai，gengleyixia，“xingle，bieduzaimenkoudiuren，genwojinqu！”
mubeiyinqingxiaozhesaolemuqianrouyiyan，genzhemuyaohuijinlemen。
jinrupaimaichangzhishidiyibu，tahaiyoufendalimeisongshangni。
……
buyuanchu，yiliangdidiaodehaochetingzaishuyinxia。
chuxiaodakaichechuang，kanzhemubeiyindebeiyingshifenzhenjing，“shiqing，nibushirangmudaxiaojiedengniyiqiqupaimaihuime，tazenmezijijinqule？”
huoshiqingxiazhangdemouzimiqi，wuxingzhongdaileyapogan，“e？”
chuxiaocekaishen，rangtakandegengqingchuxie，“diyiciyourenganbutingnidemingling，zhenxinqi。”
huoshiqingruoyouruowudixiaoleyisheng：“kanlaitashiwangjiwodehuale。”
楚骁浑身一抖。
zeze，mubeiyinbulejiehuoshiqing，buhuiyiweitashishenmehaorenba？
fangletadegezi……zheiweimudaxiaojiekeyoudeshoule。
chuxiaolailexingqu，“shiqing，nihewoshuoshuo，nidasuanzenmechengfata？”
huoshiqingmouzhongxiaoyishensuijifen，rangrencaibuchutaxinzhongsuoxiang，dafeisuowen：“zouba，paimaihuikuaikaishile。”
……
paimaihuizhongxin，muyaohuidaizhemuqianroudaochuzoudong，tingpangrendegongwei，buyoupiaopiaoranqilai。
“mudong，tingshuojinripaimaihuideyazhoupin，shimuqianrouxiaojiejuanzengde‘haiyao’xianglian？”
muyaohuiyangzhuangxinweididiantou，“meicuo，neishiwosongjilinrudedingqingxinwu，rueryoujileqianrou，qianrouxindishanliang，yuanyiwuchangjuanzengjicishanpaimaihui。”
zheijuhuayinqipangbianrendejinghu。
“tiana，zaojiutingshuoguo‘haiyao’dedaming，shanghuiyourenxianghuawuqianwanmaixia，muxiaojiedoumeiyouchushou，meixiangdaotazheihuiyuanyiwuchangjuanxian！”
“zhiqianneixiexianhaijiejie、xiaosanshangweidechuanwenshijiadeba？qianrouxiaojiezheimeshanliang，kendingbuhuiguyiqiangbierenweihunfu。”
“shia，yuanyijuanzeng‘haiyao’，zuyishuomingqianrouxiaojiederenpin，pashimubeiyinpinxingeliediandaoheibai，songshaocaikanbushangta！”
“mubeiyinshixiangxialaide，gujidoumeijianguozheimehaodeshoushi，zenmeheqianrouxiaojiebi？”
“zhenshihufuwuquannv，lingqianjinshizaitaiyouxiule，mudongninshibushidasuanpeiyangqianrouxiaojie，zuomushidejichengren？”
zhongrenhuobajiehuozhenxin，jiangmuqianroukuashangletian。
linruguzuoqianxudao：“nayoudajiashuodezheimekuazhang，qianrouzhibuguoshixiangweicishanshiyechuyifenli，zheiyeshiwocongxiaojiaojitadelinian。womenguodehao，danhaiyouhenduorenchibubaochuanbunuan，dengyounenglile，yidingyaolisuonengjidibangbangbieren，qianrouyizhijizheni。”
yulungengjiapianxiangmuqianrou，tabenrenshanliangyejiusuanle，zheiweichuanwenxiaosanshangweidemufuren，juranyezheibandadu。
muyaohuiyuetingyuedeyi，tasaoleyanzaiyipangzhanzhedemubeiyin，renbuzhuzhigaoqiang。
“tingjianbierenshizenmepingjiaqianroudeleba？duoheqianrouxuexue，bieneimezisi！qianrouzhidaojuanzengzijideshoushijicishanshiye，nini？chulehuaqianhaihuiganshenme！”
mubeiyingouqiyigelengxiao。
muqianroujimangshangqiananfudao：“baba，ninbieshengqi，zhiyaojiejiekaixinjiuhao，ninbubiduitazheimeyange。”
pangrengengshizantanbuyi，“qianrouxiaojiepiqizhenhao。”
“shia，mubeiyinbanzhegelian，qianrouxiaojiehaiyuanyiweitazhexiang……”
muqianroujiangdeyiyazaiyandi。
mamashuodemeicuo，mubeiyinlaile，yebusuanyijianhuaishi。
tashenmedouzuobule，zhinengkanzhetamamadeyiwu，chenglezijiderongyao。
mubeiyinyidinghenhenba？kexi，tazheibeizizhipeibeizijicaizaijiaodixia！
henkuai，yigexiaoshiguoqu，paimaihuilaidaolezuizhonghuanjie——paimaiyazhou‘haiyao’xianglian。
zhuchirenteyigongweidao：“haiyaoxianglianyoumuqianrouxiaojiewuchangjuanzeng，zheitiaoxiangliandegujiazailiuqianwanyishang，qianrouxiaojieduicishanshiyedegongxianjuda，suoyiwomenpaimaixingjueding，ewaijiqianrouxiaojiebanfajiangzhang——”
zhongrenzhenjing，zheijiacishanpaimaixingshiquanguoxingzhide，chuangbanshiduonianlai，yigongzhibanfalejiumeijiangzhang，huodepaimaixingjiangzhangderen，wuyidoushigexingyedejiaojiaozhe，shourenzunjing。
ermuqianrourujincaijisui？ershichutoujiudedaolepaimaixingdezanyu，rihousheihaiganxiaokanta！
juguangdengluozaimuqianroushenshang，tatingzhezhongrendezanyang，renbuzhujidongqilai。
taihaole，taihaole，jinwanguohou，tasuoyoudefumianxinwendouhuibeixibai，zaiyemeirenshuotashisishengnv，meirenshuotashixiaosan。
zhiyaotajieguoneimeijiangzhang……
zhuchirenbajiangzhangdiguoqu，“ruoshidajiadouwuyiyi，neimewoxuanbu，jiangzheimeijiangzhang，zengyu……”
“我有异议！”
jiuzaimuqianroujijiangjieguojiangzhangshi，yidaonvshengdaduanlezhuchirendehua。
zhongrenxiayishikanguoqu，mubeiyinlengzhelianzhanqishen，yiziyijudao：
“zheitiaohaiyaoxiangliansuoshuzheshiwomuqin！meimei，nazheyuanpeidedongxichongdangzijiderongyao，shibushitaibuyaolianle！”
huayinluoxia，manchanghuaran！
muyaohuizhongyumingbaimubeiyinjintiandengzaimenkouganshenmele，tagenbenjiushijianbudeqianrouhao，xianglaihuailetadehaoshi！
danmubeiyinyiweidanpingtajijuhua，jiunengrangdajiaxiangxin？
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