天崩开局！我成了我最恨的男人？斗地主低保瓜-著

小说简介

《tianbengkaiju！wochenglewozuihendenanren？》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui，yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian，henzhidekandeyibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo。linyuguyanshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuojingxuan:laoyeziyouyouzhuanxing，hunzhuodeyanjingzhengkai，shouxianyingruyanliande，jiushineisoumuyuzaijinseguanghuizhongdexingjianmoxing，yijidizuojiekouchuneikejue……

精彩章节

xingtushideguanghuijianyin，liuxiasijideheianhenongzhongdejinshuchenaiwei。linyuheguyanjuliekesouzhe，huichenqiangdeyanjingdouzhengbukai。gangcaineisouweixingxingjianmoxingbaofadenenglianghongliu，

jihuchouganlezheigexiaxiaokongjianlisuoyoudekongqi。

“keke…laotouzini？！”linyusiyadihan，youshoushangkouzaigangcaidechongjixiayinyinzuotong。tamosuozhexiangqufuqiangbi，quezhizhuadaobinglengdejinshuguan。

“zai…zaineibian！”guyandeshengyindaizheqiansuoweiyoudejinbeng，tapingzhelinyushentixiangduihaodeyeshinengli，mianqiangkanqingjiaoluoquansuoderenying——laoyezidaozaidishang，

shentibeicuzhuangdedianlanchanzhu，sihushiquleyishi！erershuguzhenshan，zhengzhanzaibuyuanchuyigeshanshuozhehongguangdejinjikongzhitaiqian，lianshangshihunhezhekongjuyufengkuangdexiaoyi，

shouzhizhengyonglianxiangyigexingmudehongseanniu！

“zuzhita！”guyandihou，bennengdixiangyaochongguoqu，quewanglezijixianzaiyongdeshilinyudeshenti，liliangsuduyuanburucongqian，yigeliejuchadianshuaidao！

嗡——！

jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji！shuxidelinghunsilieganzaicihaowuzhengzhaodijianglin！

linyuzhijuetianxuandizhuan，yanqianguyandeshenyingshunjianmohu！xiayimiao，shentichenzhongganhuigui——tahuidaoleguyandeshentili！erduimian，guyanyehuidaolelinyudeshentizhong！

huanhuilaile？！zainengliangchongjihoudelinghunyuboli？！

“made！”linyu（zhenlinyu）maleyiju，dandongzuohaobutingdun！guyandeshentililiangshunjianhuigui！tarutonglixianzhijian，wushizhangxindejutong，yongjinquanshenliqipuxiangkongzhitai！

“guyan！nixiuxiang！”ershuguzhenshankandaolinyu（zhenlinyu）pulai，lianshangshanguozhengning，shouzhigengkuaidianxianghongseanniu！“yiqiwandanba！”

砰！

linyu（zhenlinyu）dequantouhenhenzazaiershulianshang！daduanletaanxiadedongzuo！

danzhijianhaishicadaoleanniubianyuan！

cierdejingbaoshengsiliejijing！kongzhitaipingmushangdaibiaolaozhaihexinnengyuanjiediandejigeweizhishunjianliangqiweixiandehongguang！ershujingranzaizuihoushikeqidonglebufenguozaichengxu！

tayaoranglaozhaibufenhexinquyuzihui！

“nifengle！”guyan（zhenguyan）yechongleguolai，yonglinyudeshentihenhenyijiaochuaizaiershuxiwan！ershucanjiaoyishengguidaozaidi。

“hahaha！wodebudao！nimenyexiuxiang！”ershuzuijiaoliuxue，yanshenfengkuang，“hexinquyuyidanguozaibaozha，zhenggelaozhaidijidouhuibuwen！neigexingtushi，

haiyoulimianzangzhedesuoyoumimi…baokuolaoyezi！doudejiwopeizang！”

linyuheguyandexinshunjianchendaogudi！guozaiyijingkaishidaojishi！

“zenmeban？！”linyukanxiangguyan，yanshenjiqie。guyannaozifeisuyunzhuan，muguangsaoguodishangneigeandanxiaqudeweixingxingjianmoxing，

youmengditaitoukanxiangxingtushiqiongdingneipianbeinengliangchongjihou、xianluchufuzanenglianghuiludejinshujiegou！

“nengliang！taxuyaonengliang！”guyanzhizheqiongding，yusufeikuai，“gangcaineimoxingbaofa，yindonglexingtushidenenglianghuilu！hexinnengyuanjiedianguozaidenengliang，ruguonengbeiyindaodaozheili…”

“yindaoguolaishaodegengkuaima？！”linyuhoudao。

“bu！shizhonghe！”guyanyanshenruilirudao，“zheixingtushidehuiluxiangguolvqi！dangnianfuqinshejishikendingkaolvguojiduanqingkuang！yonggenggaojie、gengchuncuidenengliangfanxiangzhuru，

nengdixiaoguozaidekuangbaonengliang！jiuxiang…jiuxiangjigaoshaodebingrendatuishaozhen！”

“genggaojiegengchuncuidenengliang？shangnaerzhao？！”linyuhuangusizhou，zhiyoujinshuhehuichen。

guyandemuguang，quemengdidinggezaikongzhitaijiaoluoli——chenzhuligangcaihuangluanzhongdiaozaineilideyigebaowendai！daizikouchangkai，luchulimianliangbeishuxideyinpin：yibeilengdiaodedingjiyancha，

yibei…haizaiweiweimaoreqide、chazhexiaoxiongjiaobanbangdequantangzhenzhunaicha！

奶茶？！

guyannaozhongrutongshandianhuaguo！

纯粹的能量？

tangfen？**？haiyou…linyuneijiahuozhuruqizhongde、jinhuxinyangdekuailenengliang？！

zheisuanbusuanyizhong…lingleide“chuncui”？！

huangdan！dan…huoxushiweiyidexiwang！

“naicha！”guyan（zhenguyan）zhizheneibeinaicha，duizhelinyuhoudao，“kuai！banaichadaojinneigemoxingdizuodenengliangshurukou！”

tazhixiangdishangandandexingjianmoxingdizuoshangyigebuqiyande、leisiusbdeweixingjiekou！

linyu（zhenlinyu）mengle：“naicha？daojinqu？！ninaozibeiershudahuaile？！”

“kuaia！meishijianle！”guyankanzhepingmushangfeisujianshaodedaojishi，jideyanjingdouhongle，“xinwoyici！xiangxiaoshihouxinwonengzaochuyinheliecheyiyangxinwoyici！”

linyukanzheguyanyanzhongneishuxide、shuyutongnianzhiyoudezhiaoguangmang，xinzangmengdiyitiao！tabuzaiyouyu，zhuaqineibeiwenredenaicha，cubaodichediaogaizi，

duizhunmoxingdizuoneigejiekou——

咕咚！咕咚！

huposede、daizhezhenzhubobadeyeti，jinshuguanruleneigebinglengdejinshujiekou！

一秒。

两秒。

三秒。

毫无反应。

zhiyoudaojishidejingbaoshengrutongcuimingfu！

ershufachudiankuangdechaoxiao：“hahaha！naicharanliao？chunhuo！nimensidingle！”

linyudexinchenrugudi。wanle…taihuangmiule…

jiuzaidaoshujishijijiangguilingdechanei！

嗡——！！！

yigurouhequewubijianrendejinseguangmang，mengdicongxingjianmoxingdehexinbaofachulai！

bushigangcaicuihuiyiqiedecanbaihongliu，ershiyizhongwennuande、daizheqiyitianxiangdejinhui！guangmangshunjianyanzheqiongdingdenenglianghuilumanyankaiqu！suoguozhichu，neixiekuangbaotiaodongdehongseguozaijiedian，rutongbeiganlinjiaoguandeliehuo，guangmangxunsuandan、pingxi！

倒计时——归零！

jingbaosheng——jiaranerzhi！

hexinnengyuanjiedian——wending！

zhenggexingtushi，beirouhedejinseguanghuilongzhao，kongqizhongmimanzheyigu…jiaotangbudingdexiangtianqixi？

ershudekuangxiaojiangzailianshang，yanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile：“bu…bukeneng…”

linyu（zhenlinyu）kanzheshouzhongkongledenaichabei，zaikankanneisousanfazhewennuanjinhui、dizuojiekouhaicanliuzheyikebobazhenzhudexingjianmoxing，zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan：“wo…**…naicha…zhennengdangranliao？！”

guyan（zhenguyan）zhangzhangdishuleyikouqi，jinbengdeshenjingfangsongxialai，tuiyiruan，chadianzuozaidishang。takanzheneijinsedeguanghui，yanzhongchongmanlezhenhanheyizhongnanyiyanyudefuzaqingxu。fuqindesheji…linyude“ranliao”…haiyouneimingmingzhizhongdexuemaigongming…jingranzhendezouxiaole！

jiuzaizheishi，jiaoluolichuanlaiyishengweiruode**。

laoyeziyouyouzhuanxing，hunzhuodeyanjingzhengkai，shouxianyingruyanliande，jiushineisoumuyuzaijinseguanghuizhongdexingjianmoxing，yijidizuojiekouchuneikejueqiangdikazaineilide、yuangungundezhenzhuboba。

老爷子：“……”

他看看模型。

看看珍珠。

zaikankannazhekongnaichabei、yilian“woshisheiwozaina**leshenme”delinyu。

zuihou，muguangluozaifuzheqiang、leidegouqiangdanyanshenfaliangdeguyanshenshang。

laoyezichenmolejimiaozhong，lianshangdezhouwensihudoushuzhanleyixie。tahuanhuantaiqishou，zhizheneikezhenzhu，yongyizhongjiqipibeiyoudaizhedianhuangdanxiaoyideyuqi，duiganggangchongjinlai、qichuanyuyudechenzhulishuo：

“陈助理。”

“记下来。”

“gushijituan…xiayigezhanlvetouzifangxiang…”

“quantangzhenzhunaicha，he…bobanengyuankeji。”

chenzhuli：“……”wodezhiyeshengya…zhongyuhaishizoushanglejinaichashenqingzhuanlidedaolulema？！

xingtushidejinguangjianjianshoulian，moxinghuifulepingjing，zhiyouneikezhenzhuhaiwanqiangdikazaijiekouchu，xiangshiyigexiaoxiaotianmideshenglixunzhang。

yichangyouyexin、xuemai、xingtuhenaichajiaozhidefengbao，zailaozhaishenchu，yizuihuangdanyouzuiwennuandefangshi，zanshiluoxialeweimu。erzhenzhengdehuiguiyuhejie，sihujiuzaizheimanshitianxiangzhong，

悄然萌芽。

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