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baokuanxiaoshuo《tabushishen，woyebubeiwei》，zhujiaoshijijiaogusiyan，shuyuduanpianyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo。woyaoshuijuelalayiqichusedewenbihejingcaidejuqingfazhan，jiangduzhedairuyigezhenshiyouluojideshijie。zheibenshuyinrenrusheng，renwuxingxiangliti，feichangermuyixin。zhideyidu！youzhudongpaoquzhaofuzexitongjiagouderenwenjiekouquanxian。“nixinlaide？”xitongneibianderentiaomei，“xiangnizheimepinde，haojiumeijianle。”“woxiangzuochudianchengji。……

精彩章节

1nishenmedoubushikafeitingdekongdiaowendubugao，chuangwaixiazhexiaoyu，bolishangmohulechengshidelunkuo。

jijiaozuozaikaochuangdeweizhi，shoulipengzheyibeiwenredenatie，yijingliangle。

duimianderenchuanzheyishenyundebizhidexizhuang，meiyanfengli，shuohuashikanzheta，

quexiangzaikanmougewuguanjinyaodetian。“jijiao，womenfenshouba。”zheijuhuatashuodeqingmiaodanxie，xiangshigaozhi，

yexiangshipizhun。jijiaodingzhetadeyanjing，meixiao，yemeiku，zhishiwenleyiju：“shitahuilailema？

”gusiyanmeihuida，danchenmobenshenjiushidaan。“womingbaile。”jijiaodiantou，yuqipingjing。“nibuguaiwo？

”“guainizuoshenme？nimeidayingguoyaopeiwodaozuihou。”taduanqikafeiheleyikou，kusedeyoudianqianghou，

quemeiyouzhoumei。tabuxiangzaigusiyanmianqian，biaoxianchurenhelangbei。liangrenzhijianyouguowenqing，youguoyongbao，

youguoyiyebushuizhiweileduifangxiaoyishengdeshiguang。kexianzai，neixieshiguangquanbianchenglebubeixuyaodeguoqu。

gusiyanfangxiaka，jielezhang，zhanqishen，zuihoukanletayiyan。“nihainianqing，huiyudaogenghaoderen。

”jijiaoxiaole：“woyeshizheimexiangde。”ranhougusiyanzoule，gancuililuo，meiyoutingdun。

menkoufengyichuijinlai，juanqitazhuoshangdeyijiaozhijin。jijiaomeiyoushenshouquzhua，

zhishiwangzheyudiandazaichuangshangdeshuihen，ganjuezhengkexinyebeishenmedongximanmandachuanlegekulong。

**huidaochuzuwushi，tianyijingheile。zheishitabanchulaihouzudexiaogongyu，yishiyiting，qishiping，

meishenmezhuangshi，lianchuangliandoushiwangshangsuibianmaidebianyihuo。tadakaideng，wuzilikongkongdangdang，

zhiyouzhuoshangneigexieleyibandeqihuaan，tixingtashenghuohaidejixu。congqiandeshenghuotaiyifubierenle。

tagengusiyanzaiyiqisannian，liangnianbandouzaiqianjiuherenrang。qichugusiyanshuotawenroudongshi，

shizuishihejiehunderen。kedaolezuihou，

tachengle“bugouyouqu”、“budongrenqingshigu”、“duiwomeiyongle”deneileiren。jijiaorengdiaowaitao，

xilebalian，shoujipingmuhailiangzhe——youjitiaoweiduxiaoxi，shigongsixiangmuzulifade，cuitamingtianjiaofangan。

tahuile“shoudao”，bianzuoxiadakaidiannao，jixuxieneifenziliao。yelishiyidian，

louxiaxiaotanguanmendeshengyinchuanlai，tatouyebutai。zhidaoloushangchuanlaishuisheng，

caiyishidaozijiyijingzuolewugexiaoshi。tazhanqishen，jianjingjiangying，lakaichuanghutoukouqi。yutingle，

chengshiyijiuliangzhedeng。youneimeyishunjian，tajuedezijijiuxianglouxianeizhanmeibeiyudamiedeludeng，kanqilaidanbo，

queshizhongliangzhe。**diertian，jijiaozhunshidaogongsi，bafanganjiaojizhuguan。“nizuowanganchulaide？

”zhuguankanzhezhengjiepiaoliangdepaiban，yuqilidaizheyisijingya。“ng。”tadadeqing，meiduoshuoyiju。

“zheigeluojiqingchu，shujuyejingzhun，xiazhouhuishangdeshihounizijijiangba。”“wojiang？”“xiangmuzumeikong，

jiunizuishu。”zhuguanshuowanjiuzoule。jijiaodingzhewenjian，yizhenhuanghu。congqiantazaigongsibuguoshigezhixinggang，

genzhezuodianbaobiao、paopaokehu，daduoshushihoutadehuameirenting，tidejianyiyemeirencaina。kexianzai，

tabeidianmingshanghui，dezijijiangfangan。neiyiketayouxiejinzhang，dangengduode，

shiyigushuobushanglaideqingxu——xiangshiduonianlaijiyazaixindidemouzhongbugan，zhongyuyouleyigekouzi。

takaishirenzhenzhunbei。fanziliao、paijiegou、lianxikehu、buchongfangtanshuju，yilianjitian，

tajihumeizenmeshuijue，lianyanjingdougandefatong。bierenkanta，yiweitashishilianlezhaoshizuo，

zhiyoutazijizhidao，tashizhendebuxiangzaidengsheilai“chengquan”zijile。napazhishijiangyigefangan，

tayeyaojiangdepiaoliang，rangsuoyourendoujizhuta——buzaishi“gusiyanshenbianneigechenmoguayandebanlv”。

ershiduli、qingxing、zhidebeizunzhongde——jijiao。**2congtouzailaijijiaodiyicizhanzaihuiyishiqian，

mianduizheershiduogegebumenderen，shouxinweiweimaohan。tachuanleyijianhuisechenshan，meiyouxizhuang，yemeiyoulingdai。

yanshenqingchequejianjue，yuqipingwendijiangzhefangan。gangkaishidajiajiaotoujieer，juedebuguoshigetibudexiaozhiyuan。

kewufenzhonghou，meirenzaishuohuale。

tadeshujuduibijingzhun、yonghudiaoyanzhenshi、luojiqingxidaonapanibudongchanpin，yenengtingmingbaiguanjiandian。

tashenzhizaizuihouyiyejiaruleyigegongnengtuozhanjianyi，yindeyingxiaobuzhuguanzhijiediantou。fanganjiangwanshi，

huiyishianjingleyishun，ranhoushijishengxixilaladezhangsheng。zhuguanqingkeyisheng，

shouqiwenjian：“xiacizheizhongxuqiu，youxianzoujijiaozheiyitiaoxian。tajiangdebishichangneibianqingchu。

”yourentoutoutaiyankanta，haiyourencoudaoshenbianxiaoshengwen：“zhiqianzenmemeitingshuonizuodezheimexi？

”tazhishixiaoxiao：“zuojiule，ziranjiuxile。”meiyourenzhidao，zheige“jiu”，

shiconggusiyandeshenbiankaishisuanqide。guoqusannian，tazaigusiyanshenbiandang“anjingdongshi”deren，

bangtabuziliao、gaippt、tongxiaopeixieshangyejihuashu。tayiweineishiaiqing，houlaicaizhidao，

neishi“gongju”。**wuxiushi，tongshihantayiqiquchifan。tashuo：“nimenxianqu，wohuiyoujian。

”qishitazhishizuozaichashuijian，faleyihuierdai。shoujizaizhuoshangzhendongleyixia，

shigusiyanfalaidexiaoxi：【tingshuonijintianjiangdebucuo。】tadingzheneitiaoxinxikanlesanmiao，zuizhongmeihui。

guandiaoxiaoxi，shixianluozaibolichuangwai——tianhaishihuide，kebutongdeshi，tabuzaiduozaiyinyingli。

**wanshangxiabanhuidaojia，tazuoledunrefan。henjiandan，yiwanqingcaizhou，yigejidan，qiediandoufuxiaguo。

guogaixiankaideneike，reqiyixiazishengtengkai，xiangshishenghuozhongyukaishiyoule“weidao”。taturanjiqi，

congqianhegusiyanzhuzaiyiqishi，zijicongmeizhenzhengzuoguofan。gusiyanshuo：“zaiwaimianchifangbian。

”tajiubuhangsheng。lianshenghuodoumeiyou“xuanzequan”，neihainengjiaozaiyiqima？jijiaozuozaixiaocanzhuoqian，

manmanchiwanfan，youshoushiganjing。mingmingzhishiyigeputongdebunengzaiputongdeyewan，taqueyouyizhongxinandeganjue。

haoxiangzijibushizai“zhonglai”，ershizhongyukaishi“zhenzhengdihuo”。**jitianhou，

gongsineibudiaozhengrenyuanjiegou，youxinxiangmuzuyaochengli。zhuguanzhudongzhaoshangta：“niyuanbuyuanyiguoqu？

suiranshiganglixiang，danziyuanhao，ninengliyeheshi。”zheishijihui，yeshitiaozhan。“dangranyuanyi。

”tameiyouyu。tameishuodeshi：tazaojiubuxiangzaizhanzaisheidehoumianle。tayaoshiyishi，zhandaoqianmian，

huibuhuiyouguangzhaodaoziji。xinzuchengyuanyigongsigeren，qitasangefenbielaizijishu、yunying、shijue，

nianjidoubuda，zuoshiquehenzhuanye。“womenmeirenguanyigemokuai。”fuzeshijuedenvhaijiaoliqi，gancuililuo，

“woduijiejiemian，nipaoyonghushujufenxi，xingba？”“meiwenti。”tamendiyicikaizuhui，

shizaishitangjiaoluoneizhangpojiudeyuanzhuoshang，dajiadianlezuibianyidetaocan，yibianchifanyibianpainaodai。“qiongguiqiong，

dandezuochudianyangzi。”liqiyaozhexiguan，“jitamenkankan，womenbushikeyoukewude。

”jijiaotingzhetadehua，renbuzhugoulexiazuijiao。shia，congqiantaxiguanlebeianpai、beifuhe、beidingyi。

xianzai，tazhongyuyoujihui，qucanyuyijianzhenzhengshuyuzijideshi。**yizhengzhou，

xiangmuzudoupaozaihuiyishi、ceshijianheshujupingtaizhijian。jijiaomeitiandoushidiyigelai、zuihouyigezou。

takaishiyanjiuyonghuxingweimoxing，hualezhengzhengliangwan，bayidaduihunluanshujushoudongbiaozhufenlei，

youzhudongpaoquzhaofuzexitongjiagouderenwenjiekouquanxian。“nixinlaide？”xitongneibianderentiaomei，

“xiangnizheimepinde，haojiumeijianle。”“woxiangzuochudianchengji。”taxiaolexiao，neizhongxiaobushitaohao，

ershiduiweilaiderenzhen。takaishixiguanbazijifangzai“zerenren”weizhi，erbushi“zhixingren”。

takaishijuede——buyifurenheren，yenengzhanzhujiao。shenzhigengwen。**xiangmushangxiandeqianyiwan，

tamenzaihuiyishilidaletongxiao。zhuoshangduizhepaomian、surongkafei、chengxushouxiecaogao，

haiyousangerenpibeiquejiandingdeyanshen。shangxianneiyike，liqizhanqilaishuo：“chengle。”suoyourenlengleyixia，

ranhouqiqiguqizhang。neiyiwantamenmeiyouhuijia，lingchensandianzaibianlidianwaihezhebingyinliao，

huxiangdiaokan、paizhao、tucaozhuguan。xiaoshengchanzhepijuan，quegewaizhenqie。jijiaokaozailanganshang，kanzhetiansefabai，

qingqingtuchuyikouqi。tazhongyujuede，renshengliyouyiduanrizi，shiweilezijihuozhede。bushiweilesheideyanguang，

yebushiweilezhengmingzijipeideshangshei。ershiweile，chengweineigezijidouzunzhongderen。

3diguliyeyouguangxinxiangmushangxianhou，fanxiangbisuoyourenyuqidedouyaohao。budaosantian，

yonghushujuzengzhangle20%，chanpintiyanpingfenshoucishanglesifenyishang。zhuguandangchangpaiban：“zheizujixubaoliu，

zhunbeixiayilunyouhua。”zhenggezudousongleyikouqi。neitianxiawu，gongsifafangjiangjin，xiangmuzumeirenyifengxinfeng，

suiranbuduo，danzugoumaidunhaofan。“wotiyi，jinwanjucan。”liqijuqishou，

“buranduibuqiwolianxusanwantongxiaoyandai。”zhongrenxiangying，jijiaoyedayingle。tahenshaozhudongcanyuzheizhongshejiao，

danzheicibutong——zheishishuyutamenzijideshengli。kejiuzaitamenzouchugongsilouxiadeneiyike，

tazaimaluduimian，kandaoleyigeshuxideshenying。gusiyan。duifangyezhengqiaotaitou。simuxiangdui。

kongqifangfozaineiyishunjianninggu。duifangyishenzhengzhuang，shenbianzhanzhelianggekehumoyangderen，

sihugangjieshuyichangwaibuhuitan。dengguangdazaitashenshang，yanshenyijiuqingleng，zhishiduoleyifenmosheng。

jijiaomeiyoubikai，yemeiyouzouguoqu。tazhishiweiweihanshou，limaodidiantou，xiangmianduiyigeputongdeshangyeshuren。

gusiyanjiaobuyidun，zhanglezhangzui，meishuohua。“zenmele？”liqiwen。“meishi，zouba。”tazhuanguoshen，

dabuzouxianglingyibian，fangfobeihouneidaomuguangduitaeryanhaowufenliang。**fanjuhenrenao。

tamenzailouxiadechuanchuandianlizuoleyizhengwan，congbadianliaodaoshiyidian，congxiangmuzuodaorensheng，

congkpiliaodaochulian。jijiaoyebeiguanlejibeijiu，erjianhongle，queyexiaodehenkai。

“nigenwomenwanquanbuyiyang。”liqichengzheliankanta，“nishenshangyouneizhong……duandiaoyiqiezailaiyicidejuexin。

”jijiaomeishuohua，zhishimanmanheleyikoujiu。shia，tahetamenbuyiyang。

tamenshicongdaxuejingsai、shixishengyayilujuanshanglaide，

shiguzilidongdezenmezheng、zenmeshuofushangsi、zenmezuoyourenqingderen。erta，shicongqinggandefeixuli，

yidianyidianpachulaide。tacongbushiyexinbobodeneizhongren。tazhishi，zaibeibituidaorenshenggudideshihou，