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sujianjunliansenankanzhiji。
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这一点都不公平！
huaitiandaoyeshi，zongshizheiyang，ranghaorenmeihaobao，
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“啊！”
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“这......”
pangshenwucuodekanzhezhangfu。
“这可怎么办啊？”
“biedanxin，wohuixiangbanfade。”
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“wuwuwu，wuwu，haoci。”
yaoyaodexiaozuibeibinggansaiman，yijuwanzhengdehuadoushuobuchulai。
胖婶赶紧逃去厨房。
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