《tianchongbaozaoqi》shiyibenhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，zuozheshiyuyao，zhujiaoshichuyuhuoyiming，xiaoshuozhuyaojiangshudeshi：youming《wolaopoyoutianyouhen》《chongqikuangmo：wolaopoyoutianyouhen》juemeihuapingnvxingshizongsangeyuehou，juranyihunhuaiyunkaizhibodaihuo？“ng，wolaogongputongrenla，yangbuqijia，dajiaduobangbangwoe。”mouquanshizhetiandeshenmijiazuzhangquanrenwojinleshouji，“woputong？woyangbuqijia？”xiaobaobaozhuazhetabawen，“mamidaodishizuoshenmedeya？”mouchongqikuangmo：“wangpaitezhongbing，haishijiaoguanni。”baobao：“kewaigongwaipojiujiudouhenyouqiandeyangzi。”kuangmo：“meizanjiayouqian，kuaguocaituanbale。”baobao：“mamisaichehenlihaiwa！”kuangmo：“feichedang，baobaobuyaoxuee。”buguolaopochuanjinshenpiyixingganbaole！danzhinengjitakan！...
“niyegaizhidao，wogezheirenyouduolengxuewuqing，xianzaiyangzhenishiyinweihaizi，denghaizichusheng，nalihaiyounidelizuzhidini?”
chuyutingleyilianaiqi，yankuangshunjianhongle，querengranwuzijianqiangdeyaozhulexiachun，“buhuide，huoxianshengkanzaihaizidefenshang，yebuhuibuguanwode，wobuhuilikaitade，haiqingninzizhong。”
yankanmeirenchuilei，huotingyujingshengchujifenburen，shengyindouqinglexuduo，“woshizhendexihuanni，zhiqianjiushinidefensi，ruobushiwogejiezuxiandeng，nixianzaijiushiwoderenle。”
shuozheshenshouqupengtadelianjia，chuyuxianghoudaotuiyibu，shensehuangzhangdeshuo：“biezheiyang，haiyourenzaidengwo，xiangaocile!”
说完错身离开。
huotingyukanzhemeirenerhuangluandebeiying，xiaodedeyi。
dage，jiudengzhewosongnidedaliba!
chuyulikaihuotingyudeshixian，shensebianhuifuruchang。
zheicaobaomingxianshixiangqiaotagedeqiangjiao，xianglaikexiao，huojiazheizhongbainiandazueryuwozhadehuanjingxia，zenmeyangchuhuotingyuzheizhongshabaitian。
mianduihuoyimingzheizhongkuaciyuanshilinianyadedage，taanshoubenfendezuogefuguiershizuduohao，beikaodashuhaochengliang，ketafeidelaoshouxingshangdiao。
tafangcaibuxifengxianmeise，zijibupeihedoujuedeshiebushe。
baoxianglichenqiyijingzaile，jiantahuilaiyilianzhejideshuo：“xiaojieninqunaerle?ninzaibuhuilaiwojiuyaopaixiaolangtamenquzhaoninle!”
chuyulianshangdaixiao，shuohuaquebukeqi，“quxishoujian，yunfuquxishoujianhuibijiaoqinhaixuyaowojiaonima?”
chenqitaolegemeiqu，nanadebilezuizhanzaiyibian。
liangjingjingyadekanzheta，“keyiasusu，bangshanghuoyimingqishidoubuyiyangle。”
“靓姐又笑话我。”
tarenzhenhechenqitaolunletatiaochulaidehuopin，congchanpingongsibeijingdaoxiaofeizhekoubei，qudiaolejigeyouyinhuandepaizi，tiaoliqingxi，muguangzhangyuan，yikanjiushizuolegongkede。
shoutoudegongzuozuizhongqiaoding，liangjingyijingduitaguamuxiangkan。
“susunizhendebuyiyangle，ruguobushihenitaishu，wodouhuaiyihuanlegeren。”
buguailiangjingdezhijuetaizhun，shichuyuheningsubenjiushiwanquanbutongderen，chuyushicongxiaobeichujiajingxinpeiyangde**ren，heningsulaizilianggeshijie。
jiandanchiguofan，likaicantingdeshihouliangjingzhuazhetadeshou，coudaotaerbianshuo：“xiaowulaizhaoguowojici。”
小武。
zheigemingzicongliangjingkouzhongshuochulaideyike，chuyuxinjilejimiao。
zheishiningsuzheifushentidexiayishifanying。
“susu，”liangjingyilianweinandeshuo，“wozhidaoxianzaishuozheigeduoyu，danxiaowuduinichixinyipian，xianzainiyouzheiyangdejiyu，ruguoniliangzhudingbunengzaiyiqi，haishizhaojihuishuoqingchudehao。”
chuyumizhangdejiemaoweizhan，kanbuchuxinu，“zhidaole，jingjienihuiqulushangzhuyianquan。”
dangwan，chuyukanlehuiershu，youzaidiannaoshangzhaochuyunfuyujiazuolebanxiaoshi。
zheifushentitaichanruole，gangbanxiaoshijiuchuleyitouhan，jiroumingxianyouwuligan，xianzaihuaizheyunyoubunengzuogaoqiangdudeyundong。
tashenmeshihoucainenghuidaoyiqiandezhuangtaiya?
xiwanzaochulai，turanjuedeele，ketamingminggangchilewanfana!
kendingshichushizuodebuheweikou，chidetaishaole!
yunfuebude，zheimeyihuierzuiliyijingkaishifenmisuanshui。
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chuyufangqingjiaobulaidaochufang，zaichufangbingxiangfanlefan，juedingzuoyidaoqiezhidaxiahebaizhuoxilanhua。
doushikuaishoucai，chuyuliluodezuohao，danxinbaguanjiatamenchaoqilai，yaomianduimeiwanmeiledeluosuo，juedingzaichufanglichi，fangbianyihuierdasaohuimiezhengju。
kegangzhunbeidongkuaizi，taminruideganjuedaoyidaoshixianzaidingzheziji!
modetaitou，jiujianyidaogaodadeshenyingzhanzaichufangmenkou，zhenglenglengdekanzheta。
duoniandetezhongbingxiguan，taxiayishideyaobakuaizidangwuqirengchuqu，jiufaxianlairenjuranshihuoyiming?
dabanyede，talaiganshenme?
huoyimingshenchendemuguangzaichufanglisaoleyiquan，zuizhongluozaizhanzailiulitaipangbiandexiaonvrenshenshang。
“没吃晚饭?”
chuyuminleminzui，weiqudezhizheduzishuo：“shibaobaoele，erqiewochibuguanchushizuodecai。”
“ng，neimingtianjinihuanyige。”
“buyong!”tabuxianglianleichushibeichaoyouyu，“shiwohuaiyunlekouweiqiguai，bunengguaichushi。”
huoyiminglenglengdepietayiyan，“neiezhewoerzizenmeban?”
“nizenmezhidaoshierzibushinver?zenmeshinvernibuyaoya?zhongnanqingnvzuitaoyanle!”taqiazheyao，tingzheduzi，yangzhexiabakanzhebitagaolexuduodenanren，julilizheng。
huoyimingkanshazisidekanletayihuier，yuqiliangderuyeseyiban，“shinizijiquzuolexingbiejianding，haiteyinajiwokande。”
这……好尴尬。
zheiningsudaodishiduoxiangbangzhuzheigenanren?
chuyubujinxiang，shibushihuaiyunlejiyiliyebuhaole，weishenmewanquanmeiyouzheiduanjiyi?
tayouanweiziji，buqiguaibuqiguai，bijingbushizijidejiyi，jibuqingchutaizhengchangle!
tabieniudejizijizhaohuimianzi，shengruwennadeshuo：“wojiewangle。”
qifenyishianjingxialai，tadeduzigululeyisheng，zaichufangzheigemibikongjianligewaixiang。
huoyimingjiantachuanzheshuiyizhidaoxiaotui，luchuliangjiebainennendejiaohuailai，meitouzhoulezhou，“elejiuchi，chufanglileng，qucanting。”
shuozhelvxianduanqitagangchaohaodeliangpancai，dabuzouchuchufang。
chuyupiepiezuigenshang，xianglexiangyouhuitouduonaleyishuangkuaizi。
liangrenshidiyicizaimeiyouqitarenzaizhangdehuanjingxiaduchu。
huoyimingyushengjulaideqiangdayapolizaiyesedeyanshixiadanhualejifen，tabakuaizidijita，“niyoukoufule，nengchidaowoqinshouzuodefan。”
“谁说我饿了。”
“jujuebierendeyaoqinghenmeilimao!”xiaonvrenweishifendaidexiaolianshangmeitoudaoshu，yinweiyinsetianshengruannuodeguanxi，jibianshishengqi，yetingqilairuanruande，xiangzaisajiao。
kanzheyanqiandekuaizi，huoyimingtiaomeijieleguolai，“hailunbudaonilaijiaoxunwo。”
tadunledun，muguangfangzaisexiangweijuquandeqiezhidaxiashang，youshuodao：“buguochangchangyekeyi。”
chuyuqifen，lenghengyisheng，jialeyikuaixilanhua，zongjuedeweidaotaidan，haoxiangtadekouweibianzhongle。
“woxiangchixia，nijiwobo。”
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