《tiancaishuangbao：dalaomamiyoudiaomale》zhongdexiayeqinshishihenyouquderenwu，zuoweiyibuhaomenzongcaifenggexiaoshuobeieryuedesanyuemiaoshudefeichangshengdong，kanderenhenguoyin，《tiancaishuangbao：dalaomamiyoudiaomale》jiangshudeneirongshi：“neigejijinhuiwozhidao，zaiguoneiwaidoutebiedeyouming，xiangbudaoxiaxianijingranshizheijiajijinhuidechuangshiren。”……
“秦时！”
xiayehaimeiyoudongshou，jiubeiqinshenheqinyigejilanzhule。
qinshiwuzhebuzhengqidebizi，jieshidao：“womeiyoutoukanni。”
他是正大光明看的。
“wokannijiushiqilesexin。”
tingdaozheihua，qinshixiaole，“nishibushijuedequanshijiejiuniyigenvren，wozhishizuotianwanshangchidetaishanghuo，suoyicailiubixuede。”
“你最好是！”
“shuodehaoxiangwoxiangkanniyiyang，nizijichuandeneimeshao，guanwoshenmeshi？”
“wochuandeshaoshiwodequanli，bushinishualiumangdejiekou。”
jianzheilianggerenyaodaqilaile，qinyigemashangshuoleju，“nimenchabuduodele，haizihaizaini！”
tingdaohaizi，qinshihexiayebuyueertongdelengjingle。
dabaomeiyankandelaguoxiayedeshou，momodeshuodao：“mami，bieshengqile，womenhuijiaba！”
“dabaoxiaobao，nimamihuijiahuanyifu，yaobuyaoliuzaizheiliheguguwan？”
qinyigehenxihuandabaoxiaobao，buzhidaoweishenme，yixiangduihaizipingpingdetayiyanjiuxihuanshanglezheilianggehaizi。
“xiexiejiejie，buyongle。”
dabaodasibuhangugu，hanledehua，qibushimorenlemamiheqinshushudeshile？
“nimenbiehaipa，gugubushihuairende。”
shenshouxiangyaoquladabao，quejiantawanghoutuileliangbu。
xiayejianzhuang，jieshidao：“buhaoyisiqinxiaojie，haiziyoudianerpasheng。”
qinshitiaomei，tazenmemeiyoufaxian？
“neiwomenxianhuiqule。”
xiayedaizhedabaoxiaobaojicongcongdelikai，shenhoudeqinyigeyizaimenbian，duizheqinshenwen：“erge，niyoumeiyoujuededabaoxiaobaozhangdehewomenjiadesheihaoxiang？”
“你也发现了？”
chenzheqinshilikai，qinshenxiaoshengdezaiqinyigeerbianshuodao：“xiangbuxiangxiaoshihoudedage？”
cuoedezhuanguotouqukanzheqinshen，qinyigediandiantou。
nanguai，tajiushuotazenmeganjuezheilianggehaizineimeyanshu，yuanlaishixiangxiaoshihoudedage。
“woshangcizaijichangdeshihoujiujuedetamenxiangxiaoshihoudedage，suoyi，woteyidehexiayetaolejinhu。”
“taojinhuyoushenmeyong？”
paizheqinshendetou，qinyigebaozaodeshuodao：“yandnaa，huaiyiyoushenmeyong，yangejiyinbishenmedouguanyong。”
“nishuodedui，huitouwoqudabaoxiaobaotoushangchelianggentoufa。”
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huidaojiali，chenzhexiaobaoqushangcesuodekongxi，dabaohenshirenzhendeduizhexiayewen：“mami，niheqinshishushulianggerenzenmehuishi？”
xiayedunxiashenlai，huidao：“mamihetazhendemeishenme，zuotianwanshangtaweitengwoquzhaoguta，ranhouzaoshangshuiyizhiliangbuhaobeicheleyidaokouzi，wojiuchuanletadeyifu。”
“keshimamiduiqinshishushudetaidu，heduigandiebuyiyang。”
wenyan，xiayexiaole，“neishikendingde，situkeshiwomendejiumingenren，dangranbuyiyangle。”
“wobushizheiyangdeyisi。”dabaodunledun，caijixushuodao：“maminandaobujuedezijiheqinshishushuzaiyiqideshihou，bijiaoxiangshigenvren？”
“chouxiaozibiehushuo，wohetacaibukenengni！”
“meiguanxidemami，wozhishixianggaosuni，wulunninxuanzehesheizaiyiqi，wohedididouhuizhichininde。”
shenshoumolemodabaodetou，xiayeqingshengdao：“dabao，mamizanshimeiyoujiehundedasuan。”
mouguanganlean，dabaodaozuidehuahaishiyanlexiaqu。
jiranmamizheiyangshuo，neiyouxieshiqingtahaishizijiqudiaochaba！
huanhaoyifu，xiayebiantingdaodabaowenziji：“mami，neigebeijiudelaoyeye，shiqinshushudeyeyema？”
“ng，daihuinimenkandaole，jideyaoyoulimaodedazhaohu。”
“我能不去吗？”
chuizheyan，dabaoxiaoshengdeshuodao：“kenengzuotianwanshangchiduoledianxiaolongxia，jintianduziyoudianbushufu。”
gangxiangyaoshenshouqujidabaobamai，jiubeitaduodiaolazhulezijideyixiu。
“mami，womeishide，wojiushiyoudianbushufuxiangzaijialishuijue。”
jiandabaoshuohuaxixide，youyoudianmeijingshendeyangzi，xiayediandiantou，“xiacibukeyineimewanshuijue，zhidaoma？”
“zhidaolemami，woxiacihuizaodianshuide。”
xiayeyilikai，dabaonachushouji，botongleyigehaoma。
neitouhenkuaijiubeijietong，xinideshuodao：“x，nizenmeturanjiwodadianhuale？”
kailebianshengqidedabao，wen：“bailang，zhiqiantinglaodashuonizaihaishiyougeyiyuan，nengbangwoyigemangma？”
“dangrankeyi，womenkeshihaoxiongdi，shuoba，xiangyaowobangnishenme？”
“woxiangyaoyangedna，yaojueduibaomideneizhong。”
“meiwenti，womashangjinianpai……”
dabaoliaowanguaduandianhuayihou，huanhuandezhangkaishouzhangxin，shangmianyouyigenshijilimizhangdeheifa。
mingtian，jiunengchujieguoleba？
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xiayedaizhexiaobaoyichumen，qinshijirenjiuzaimenwaidengzhe。
jiandabaomeiyouchulai，haoqidewen：“dabaobuquma？”
“tazuotianwanshangchideyoudianduo，duzibushufuzaijialixiuxi。”
qinshenjinzhangwendao：“dabaomeishiba，yaobuyaowohanyishengguolaikankan？”
“buyongle，tashuiyijuejiuhaole。”
“hao，youxuyaodehuajiuhewoshuoyisheng。”
jianxiayebuxuyao，qinshenyemeiyouduoshuo。
zuozaicheshang，qinyigehaoqidewen：“dasao，wotingshuodangshinijiuyeyedeshihou，yongdeshizhenjiushima？”
“dui，woxiaoshihougenzhewowaipoxueledian，ranhouzijiyeyoukanshu，xuelexiepimaoba。”
qinyigeyilianxianmudekanzheta，“neidasaonishibushihaihuibamaishenmedea？”
“neixiedoushizhongyizuijibende，danruguoyaoxuejing，haishixuyaohuafeihenduoshijianhejinglide。”
“yihouwoyaoshiyoudianxiaomaobingshenmede，kebukeyizhaonibangmangzhayizhena？”
xiayexiaozhediantou，“dangrankeyi，zhiyaonibuhaipadehua。”
“wobupa，woyoubushiwodage，wodagecaipazhazhen。”
huashuowan，qinyigemashangwuzhulezijidezui。
zhabazheyanjingkanzhelengbingbingdeqinshi，“dage，wobushiguyishuochulaide，buguojiusuanwobushuo，yihoudasaoyehuizhidaode。”
lianyigeyanshendoumeiyoujiqinyige，qinshimushiqianfang，huanhuandekailekou。
“nichulezhongyiyiwai，huizuoshoushuma？”
“你觉得呢？”
xiayemeiyouhuida，chengzhexiabafanwendao。
xianzhangdejiemaodouledou，qinshizheicaihuanhuandekaikou：“wozuijinzaizhaoyigeyisheng，tajiaonancy，tingshuotashigehuayi，erqiezuoshoushudeshihouhaihuiyunyongzhongyidezhazhenjishu，shoushushibailvweiling。”
“dagenishuozheihuashishenmeyisia？”
qinshendaochouleyikouqi，shuodao：“nigaibuhuiyiweixiayejiushinancyba？”
qinyigeyediandiantou，tadaoshixiaobuchulaile，“dage，zheigewanxiaokaideyoudianda。”
qinshenfengkuangdiantoutongyi，“hezhishiyoudianda，jianzhishihesirenlehaoma？”
“suoyi，nijuedewoshima？”
jiangshoujinachu，qinshidakaiyigeshipin，shinancyyishengzaiguowaizuoshoushushihoudejianying。
“nancyyishengzhazhendeshoufaheniyimoyiyang，zuizhongyaodeshi，tawumingzhidedifangyoukezhi，erni，ganghaoyeyouyike。”
zhuaguoxiayedeshou，qinshihenshikendingdeshuodao：“nijiushinancyba？”
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