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《tiancaishaonaikukuzhiguandaerguang》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo，qianhuhouying，luohuanhuanwenbihenhao，siweihuoyue，shenjiajiachenyushigaishudezhuyaorenwu，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:shoulazhechoutibashouquedabukai。shenjiajiaqixiaole，taweileyanshiganga，zhizhechouti“nidakaikankan，limianyoujingxi”chenyuzhanzaiyuandi，xizhuangbitingqueyangaibuzhu……

精彩章节

shenjiajiajuedezijikendingshichuanshule，bingqiehaishinvpeideneizhong，

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xitongmashangtishi“gongxisuzhuzhaodaonidezhenmingtianzi，qinglimagentajiehun”shenjiajiabiaoshi，

qunisalaheiyoude，gaolebantianzheizhuangrendewaimaixiaogezuihouhailianchidainade。1shenjiajiajintianshengri，

ertadezhangfuyoumeiyouhuijiapeitaduguo。shenjiajiamingbai，

chenyuyidingxiangyiqianyiyangzhengdaizhezijiyutadehaizigenmishu**suyouyiqijuhui。shenjiajiatangzaishafashang，

tadelianshangbingmeiyoubeishang，xiangfan，taguiyideluchulexiaorong。“genxitongyuedingdeshijianmashangjiudaole”，

shenjiajiazheiyangxiangzhe，qishencongchujulinachuyibei82niandehongjiu，zhijieduizuiguanleyidakou。

putaoyujiudeliexiangdunshiconghoulonglicuanchu，ranhongletadexiaolian。taxianzaishifenkaixin，

yinweitamashangjiuyaojiefangle。shenjiajiadeguimishuoshenjiajiashichunhuo，yinweitajujuelehuojiajiazhudeqiuhun，

zhuanerquexuanzelechenyuzheigexiaojiazuchushendesishengzi。guimijichudeliyoushi“shenjiajianaozibeichezhuangle！

”shishishangyeruci，shenjiajiazaita20suishengrineitianyinweiqujianmalushangdexiguaerbeiyiliangdiandongchezhuangle。

tabeisongqulejijiushi，zaishenjiajiakuaiyaosideshihou，yigezichengshixitongdejiahuogaosuta，

zhiyaotadayingwanchengrenwubiankeyifuhuo。diyigerenwu：jiajizhuangnidenanren。shenjiajiaweilehuoming，

zhinengtongyile，xitongdeqingqiu。shenjiajiayongyuandoubuhuiwangji，taqiangjiuhuilaideneiyishunjian，

mashangcongbingchuangshangdantiaoliding，lazheshouzhetadechenyu，

kaikoushuodesigezi“woyaojiajini……”chenyudangshideliansexiangchileshiyiyangmashangheileqilai，

tayigehouhuia，zijiwanshangsonggewaimai，juranhaizhuanglegeren，maosihaizhuangshale。“nibudaying，

wojiugaoni！”shenjiajialazhechenyudeshouweixie。chenyudangshizhishiyigebeichenjiazhuchuqudesishengzi，

takemeiqiandaguansipeichang，wunaizhidediantoutongyilezheige“shazi”deyaoqiu。shenjiajiajiazhuangzijishiyile，

bijingtakebuxiangbeijiarenzhidaozijiyaojiehunle。chenyuyebuganbaojing，zaigenshenjiajiarenshidediertianyewan，

bianzhiqinglezijihaogemensongruizaidapaidanghelejibei，chileyidunshaokao，caocaojieshulezheichanghunli。

shenjiajiadaoyebuzaiyi，bijingmeiyoubanjiehunzheng，wurenzaiyi，zhishiweilehunongxitong，baozhuzijixiaomingbale。

kejiuzaidangtianwanshang，xitongyouchulaidiergerenwu：genchenyuyuanfang。shenjiajiakanzhezuidebushengrenshidechenyu，

zhinengbatacongchuangshanglaqilai，bawangyingshanggong，taxiang“fanzhengzheigenanrenmanshuaide，jiudangdiannanmole”。

suihouyouyigerenwu：shenghaizi。shenjiajiabianyouweichenyushengxiayigechenmodenanhaizi。genchenyujiehundeqianliangnian，

shenjiajiadoushigentajizaixiaxiaodepolanchuzuwuli。hunhoudedisannian，chenyudefuqinsile，

suirantashisishengzi，danchenjiahaishifenletayidiangufen，chenjiazenmeyebuhuixiangdao，

chenyuhuizaidedaogufenhouyibuyibutunbingchenshi。

chenyuzhengshizuoshangchenshizongcaideweizhigandediyijianshibianshibatadebaiyueguangsuyoupinyongweitademishu，

meitianyutazaigongsiqingqingwowo，lianchenmoyehenniansuyou。shenjiajiayoushihoukandaotamensanrenzaiyiqi，

bujinjuedetamencaishixingfudeyijiasankou。buguoyemeiguanxi，jiuzaizuotian，

xitongshuoyaosongjishenjiajiayigeshengriliwu。shenjiajiazhijiehuida“woyaoqiuyuchenyulihun”xitongtongyile。

shenjiajiazouzaishafashangjixuguanlezijijikouhongjiu，tacongchoutiliquchulihunxieyishu，

congzuotiantabianyijingzhunbeihaole。——zhiya——shimenjiesuodeshengyin。suihoushichenmobengbengtiaotiaodeshengyin，

“mama，wogenbabahuilaile。”chenmomaizhehuankuaidebuzixiangshenjiajiapaolai，tashoushangnazhebaozhuanghaodedangao，

naishengnaiqidao“mama，zheishisongnidedangao，shisuyouayixuandeni”shenjiajiameiyoujieguodangao，

taweizhoumeitouquehaishixiaozheduichenmohuidadao“momo，nibangmamafangdaofanzhuoshangba”chenyugenzaichenmoshenhou，

tayouxiexinxu，bugankanshenjiajia，tanazheyigejingzhishoushihedijishenjiajia，“laopo，zheishijinideliwu。

”2shenjiajiajieguozhijierengzailekezhuoshang，tadandanshuo“zheishinixuande？”chenyukanzheshenjiajiatonghongdeliandan，

youwendaokongqizhongchannidejiuwei，takanxiangdixiadongdiexidaodejiuping，haokandefengmeiweizhou，“nihejiule？

”chenyuwanyaoxiangyaobaoqishenjiajia。shenjiajiatuikaita，taiqizuoshouyigexuanfengdazaitayoulianshang。

chenmobadangaofangzaifanzhuoshang，tingjianketing“pa”deyishengqingcuidexiangsheng，tawuzhezuitouxiao，paodaoketing。

chenyudaoxueguodeceliandecelianwangzhezaiyibiantoutingdechenmo，tadihou“huinizijidefangjian！”“momoguolai！

”shenjiajiazhaoshourangchenmoguolai。chenmoduichenyuzuogeguilian，xiaopaodaoshenjiajiazheili，pujintahuaili。

chenyulianseyinchendekanzheliangren，tayongdamuzhicaquzuijiaodexueji，cawanhaituchushejiantianleyixiazuijiao，

yigerenlengxiao。shenjiajiayebuguantazheifuchoufengdeyangzi，

tadizhetouwenrouxunwenzhezaizijihuaibaoledemougexiaowanzi“momo，ruguomamagenbabalihunle，nixuanzeshei？

”huailidexiaowanzitaiqitou，mengdongdeshuangyankanzheta。“goule！”chenyubunaifandedaduan，

genhaizishuoshenmeluanqibazaodeshi”talianseshaohuanduichenmominglingdao“nihuifangjianqu”zheicishenjiajiameiyoulanzhe，

chenmodexiaonaodaikankanmama，youkanxiangbaba，piepiezuimaizhexiaosuibulikai。chenyujianchenmohuidaoloushang，

tazoudaoshenjiajiamianqian，jugaolinxiadekanzheshafashangdeta，shengyinchenmen“laopo，

wozhidaowozuijinmeiyouhaohaopeiguoni，danshiwo……”“bizui！

”shenjiajiadaduanta“wozhidaonimangzhegennidemishuchizuizi”chenyulianseshunjianbianle，biaoqingyansu，

“nihushuoshenme，chizuiziyoushishenmeyisi，niyiweiwoshangbangensuyouchiqinzuishao？”shenjiajiazuijiaoweichou，

“womeixingqugennijianglengxiaohua”。shenjiajiadunxiashenzizhunbeidakaichouti，nachulimiandelihunxieyishu，

shoulazhechoutibashouquedabukai。shenjiajiaqixiaole，taweileyanshiganga，zhizhechouti“nidakaikankan，

limianyoujingxi”chenyuzhanzaiyuandi，xizhuangbitingqueyangaibuzhulianshangdebiaoqing，tayaotouqingxiao，zheigeshanvren，

mingmingshizijishengri，haiweitazhunbeifenjingxi。chenyuwanyaodakaichouti，kanzhe“lihunxieyishu”dewugedazi，

tatiaojianfanshedeguanshangchouti。xinxudekanzheshenjiajia，“choutilanle，

mingtianwonaqurengle”shenjiajiafangebaiyan，“biezhuangle，caichanwoyifendoubuyao，

wozhiyaowoerzi”chenyuxiangqianmaileyibu，shengyindichenerkezhi，“weishenme？”weishenmezhidaizouerzi，

budaizouwo？shenjiajiashengyinbunai，“nixinlimeidianbishua？woxinglizuotianjiushoushihaole，

womashangdaimomozou！chenyulanzhushenjiajiadequlu，shengyindaizheyayidenuyi，

“nibuneng…daizoumomo”“pingshenme，tashiwoshengde，

ernizhitigongleyige**bale”chenyuyanshenanchenxialai，taduomexiwangshenjiajiazhishihezuijiukaiwanxiaode，

talazhetashouwan，shenqidezitaikaishituifei，“mingtian…mingtianzaizouhaoma，nijinwanhejiule，

bunengjiujia……”taqidaozhe，dengmingtianshenjiajiajiuxingle，tajiuhuiwangjizheiyiqie。

chenyukanzhebiaoqingyiranmeiyoubianhuadeshenjiajia，tajiezheshuo，“shenjiajia，nibunengzheiyangtaobiwenti！

”shenjiajiapaidiaochenyuwozhetadeshou，xianedao“wentijiushinishiscemo”tingdaoyidaliyu"shagua"，

tadebiaoqingmingxianbianhua，“nixueyidaliyujiushiweilezheige？”3shenjiajialengxiao，

takanzhechenyulianshangxiangguoshancheyiyangbianhuadeliansexinqingdahao，zhiyaotazaigongsideshihou，

suyouhechenyuzongshishuozheyidaliyu。“zhenbanimennengde，yaobuwanle”，

shenjiajiafengcideduichenyushuqixiaomuzhi，

tazenmekenengweilenengtingdongzheiduidiangongdianpodeyisibianzhuanmenquxueyimenyuyan。tameiyougaosuguochenyu，

qishitashizguoshoufumijiadezhangshangmingzhu，taweilenenggoubaituofumumeitiandoulaotao，xuanzelaidaomguoliuxue，

zhiyuququyidalideyuyanzhishitahuide16guoyuyandeqizhongyixiangbale。chenyutaiqitou，yanjingxinghong，

“neinidoutingdaolewohesuyoudeshuodehuale。”“dangran，meitiankannimenliaosaowodoutinimenhaisao。

”chenyukuaibushangqianlanzhushenjiajia，shensejiqie，“niwuhuile，woconglaimeiyou…”shenjiajiabaibaishou，

biaoqingbuxie，“zhidaolezhidao，niconglaimeiyouzaibangongshihesuyouchizuizi，

zheidoushiwo5.0deshilikancuole。”chenyumengdelazhutadeshouwan，“nizenme…keyizheimewuruwo。

”“aiyou，wozheibaopiqi！”shenjiajiashuaikaita，“wodoubuxideshuoni，

woquannikuaidianjiwoqianlelihunxieyishu！”“lihun？nixiangdemei”tashengyinlveweitigao，

“shuobulijiubuli”。shenjiajiajiantashengyintigao，tayelailexingzhi，duitahoudao，“bixuli！

aaaaaa！……”xitonglengmodedianziyinchuanlai【nimeishibasuzhu？

nigentayoumeiyouchejiehunzheng】“wu…nibuzaoshuo，sangziyijingyale”，shenjiajiawuzhesangzi，

dunzaidixialiuzheleikesou。chenyuyedunxiashuangshoupaizhetahoubei，shengyinwenrouxiexu，“bienanguole，

mingtianwoxiujiadainihemomoquyouleyuanwan。”xitongshuangshoujuqi，【wofashi，suzhuzhishigangcaihoutaidashengle，

bazhongwuchidelaogandielajiangdelajiaofanweikazaihoulonglile】haoyihuier，shenjiajiacaihuanguolai，tazhanqilai，

liansechaohong，“woyaomomoxianzaijiugenwozou”chenyumeiyouhuida。shenjiajiahongchunweiqi，

“nibieyiweichenmojiukeyitaobi，wojiuyaozaichenmozhongbaofa！”chenyuditoukanzhenvrenjijizhazhadeshuozhe，

muguangrujudejindingzheshenjiajiadeshuangchunabaaba，xiangqin……shenjiajiashoubuletadelengbaoli，

taituiyaoshangliangdaizouchenmo。chenyuhuishenlazhushenjiajiadeshoubei，shengyindichen，“quganma？

”shenjiajiaceshenduoguotadechupeng，taiqijiaoaodeshangba，“wodaimomozou！”“nifengle！

zheilishinidejianizounaliqu？”shenjiajiamianduitadebaonubingmeiyouhaipa，tashangqianyibuyutaduizhi，

“zheilibushiwodejia！”“he…”chenyulengxiao，“zheilizongshimomodejia，nixiuxiangdaizouwomendehaizi！

”“wusuoweia……”chuhuchenyudeyiliao，shenjiajiazhishibaibaishou，“momoshinideqinshenghaizi，

jiusuanniyihougensuyouzaiyiqi，

nizongbuhuibichushenghaiburugenbierennvedaita”“nizenmekeyifoudingwomendehaizi”，chenyutongkudao，

shenjiajiayaotou，“wofoudingdeshini。”chenyushengyindaizhejifenkenqiu，“jiajia，biezheiyang...”，

shenshouxiangchupengtadeshoubei，“womenkeyitantan，haoma？”shenjiajiashuaikaita，“gunkai，laji”，

wodaishangmojing，“yihouwomijiagennihezuoyiqiezhongzhihezuo！”，shuowan，shenjiajiaxiaosalikai。

chenyuduzizuozaikuanchangdeketing，zhijianqingqingmosuozhediaoluozaidishangdexiangkuang，neishitamenquanjiadeheying，

tabuzhidaoweishenmehuibianchengzheiyang...tanachushouji，shanchulejitiaozhunbeifajilinyutingdexiaoxi。

4shenjiajiazoujindianti，xunwenxitong，“tongge，wozheicirenwujiwoxuleduoshaoshengming？

”xitongdejixieshengyinchuanjinnaohai【gongxisuzhu，jiale4geyueshengming，panduanbiaozhuna】shenjiajiameiyandaixiao，

yaozhidao，yiqianwanchengxitongderenwu，doushianabcdlimianzuichadeddengsuanzhijia15tianshouming，

jintianyixiajiujiajibei。kanlaizijiguoranshihezoudalianshuangwen，erbushixiaojiaoqitishenwen。【wenxintixing，

suzhunibingbushitishen】goule，queshi，shenjiajialiantishendousuanbushang，buguoneizale，zijiyouqianyoushenduan，

whopawho。shenjiajiazouchugongyu，yiyanbiankanjianzaoyidengdaomenkoudeguimi——zhaoye。

zhaoyeyeyikaozaisaobaolansedepaoche，zuibiandiaozhexiangyan，jianduandehongfapiaolizhejigendaimao，

tapieyiyanshenjiajia，zezui，“dabanzheimetuqi……”shenjiajiacaizhexiaopixietatadexiaopaoguoqu，“zou，

xiaoyezi！”zhaoyeqiadiaoweiranjindeyan，tabishenjiajiagaochuyigetou，tarouleroushenjiajiadenaodai，

guyijiangtafaxingnongluan，“jintianzenmeshederangwozailouxiajienile？”yiqian，

shenjiajiazongshizaoshanghuozhezhongwuyuetachulaiwanle，yuanyinbianshizaoshanghezhongwuerzilaogongbuzai。

danshizaoshanghezhongwujiubayoubukaimen，tamenzuihouzhinengrenzhequnaichadianzuozhedayouxi。zhaoyedakaichemen，

shiyishenjiajiashangche，tazuozaijiashizuoweitiaomeikanzheshenjiajia，“haibudasuangaosuwoma”guoran，

tayijinghuaiyile。shenjiajiazhinengbazijigenchenyufenshoudeshiqingshuojitating。

shenjiajiabuganrangtatingjian“jiehun”lianggezi。

yaozhidaozhaoyeyikaishitingshuozijijichenyushengxialehaizihoubianshifenshengqi，

yuanbentayiweishenjiajiazhishikanchenyuzhangdeshuaicailashoucuihuade，meixiangdaohaiweihunshengyu，

weicitamenlianggehaidachaoyijia，zuizhonghaishizhaoyefuruancaihehao。zhaoyekanshangqubingmeiyouduodadebolan，

tayijiaocaikaiyoumen，chechuangwaijisudefengpaidazhechechuang。“xiache”，zhaoyetingxiache，dakaichemen，

maizhetaliangmibadezhangtuixiaosaxiang“jouy”jiubazouqu。

shenjiajiajingenqihoutaganjuejintianzhaoyejintianjuedingyouwenti，jingjingde……nihongguangyingzaizoulangditanshangliu，

shenjiajiadexigaogenturandahua，zhaoyetuzhechelizisejiayoudeshouyijinganzaibaoxiangdeliujinmenbashang。

“surprise！”，zhaoyehuitouyibajiangshenhoudeshenjiajiatuijinqu，

“kuangdang”shiluosuodeshengyinyiqihecheng。“wei，zhaoyenidayede，ganguannibabawo！

”shenjiajiatulaodebazhemen。“shenjiajia？”yidaoshuxiruilidenvshengchuanlai。shenjiajiahuiguotou，

kanjianshuijingdiaodengxiazuozhechuanxingkongqundenvren。tatongkongzhousuo，guoranshiwangliu。

wangliuhuangzhehongjiubeicongshafaqishen，erchuishangdifunizuanshierdingzheshechulengguang，liangxialekazilandayanjing，

：“shenjiajia，nibushizairuijinliuxuema，nizenmezaizheili？”shenjiajiatiaomei，buzhuodaoguanjianxinxi，

“wang**，nizenmezhidaowozairuijinliuxue，zheimeguanxinwodexingcheng，nishiyaoganshenme？

”“sheiguanzhunile……”wangliubaixideliandankaishifanhong，tajingjianlanbaoshixiangliansuidongzuoqinghuang，

heshenjiajia18suimuqinjitadingzhideyimoyiyang。shenjiajiazaoyijianguaibuguai，

wangjiazhishijinnianxinqidebaofahu，zaizguodehaomenshijiazhongzhishikankanzhanzhujiaogen，

erwangliucongyiqianjiuxihuanxiangshenjiajiazheizhonghaomenguinvfuke。xiaodaoshoushi，dadaofushijibenshangdoushichabuduode，

yiqianjuhuishi，bierenkanjiantamenlianggedouyiweishiqinjiemei。shenjiajiameikonggentaxiantan，mianlubunai，

“youshishuoshi，biedanwuwoshijian。”wangliufangebaiyan，shuangtuijiaocha，“shenjiajia，woyezairuijindushu，

keshiwoyicidoumeiyoukanjianguoni。”shenjiajianeixinwuyu，tazheijiniandougenchenyushenghuozaizheili，

zhinengpianbamazijizairuijinliuxueshenghuo，wuniandeshijian，gujibamadourenweitadoukaoyanleba。

shenjiajiazhangtuiweiqu，yi**zuozaiwangliushenpang，“niguandezhema，xiaogenpichong，nijiejiewokeshixuedelike，

gennizheizhongxuewenkedekebuzaitongyigejiaoxuelou。”wangliuyipaizhuozi，dayilinrandezhanqilai，

weiwenkeshengfasheng，“shenjiajia，nilikeshenglebuqia，nipingshenmekanbuqiwenkesheng。

”shenjiajiashenjingyibandekanzheta，pietayiyan，kanjiantashoushangnazhehaizaishanguangdeshoujiluxiang。