lujunhengyuchuzuoweidoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《tacongxiaoshibeifuqinpaoqidebabixiaokelian 》zhongdezhurengongquanfenwushu，henduowangyouchenjinzaizuozhe“ youyouluozi ”dujiachuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhong，xiangqingwei：zaiyizhonglaiwangdehaochezhong，heisejinbeiyichangreyan，beibaoanlanxiahou，sijibaoqiandao：“xiaohuozi，zhinengsongnidaozheilile……
shenye，yimobaiyinglveguohuayuan，henkuaijiuxiaoshizaiheianzhong。
“ai？gangcainikandaoshenmelema？”
xiaoquxunluodebaoanroulerouyanjing，mingminggangcaihaikandaogerenying，zenmeturanjiubujianle？
tongbanyongshoudiantongzhaolezhao，zhikanjianweiweihuangdongdezitenghua，“yanhualeba，shenmedoumeiyou，yaoyourenshoucaizaojiujiaole。”
baoankanleyananjingdedemu，yeshi，goubirenlingminduole，erqieshoucaishouguozhuanmendexunlian，yaoyourenzaopuguoqule。
lingyibian，yishenbaiseshuiyideyuchuzhengchaozhexienianzuinongdedifangzouqu，taliansecanbai，haowushengqi，yitouhongfayebianchenglehuibaise，lingluandipizainaohou。
tadesuduhenkuai，yibujiunengtachushijimi，suojingzhichuxianqileyizhenweifeng，danquelianzuiminruidegoudouchajuebudaotadecunzai。
ruguoyouxiuxianminengkanjianzheiyimu，yidinghuijingtanxiaoshuozhongdesuodichengcunyuanlaishizhenshicunzaide。
…
ashihongdengqu，shilipangencuojie，shichulemingdexiaojinku，zongjiejiushilianggezi：heiheluan。
bushi**bujili，ershidengxiahei，jiusuanzhidao，yeyoumeizhengju，jiusuanyouzhengju，yeshiqianyifaerdongquanshen，daozuihouyeshibutongbuyang。
jiubajiehouxiang，yiliangmianbaochetingzaiheianzhong，“laoda，zheinvdezenmeban？”
beichengzuolaodaderenmanlianhengrou，yanshenyinhen，“haishigechuer，zanshibunengdong，dengdengkannengzhangduoshao。”
“shi。”liuxiaodingshuozheyilianyihandikanzhehunmidenvhai，“zheihaishigexuesheng，jiaqiankendingdibule。”
“rangnilianxiderenlianxilema？”
“doudaguodianhuale，buguotamenyaoqinziyanhuo，yishoujiaoqiana！！！！！”
“nitamaxiangzhaosima！”huqiangyijiaochuaileguoqu，“doushuolexianzaifengshengjin，xiaoxinxiaoxinxiaoxin！nishishengpabunengyinqijingchazhuyishiba！”
“lao……laoda……”neirendingzhehuqiangshenhoudechechuang，yanlimanshikongju，shouzhizhandouzhezhixiangtashenhou，“you……you……”
“cao！younima……”huqiangyihuitou，duishangleyizhangyinsencanbaidelian，haiyouyishuangxinghongdeyanjing，dunshi，yiguliangyicongjiaodichongdaoletianlinggai。
shijianjingzhizaizheiyike，yuchutanlandixishizhenongyudexienian，shentiyidiandiankaishihuinuan，tadelianyebuzaijiangying。
xiguanlerenleideshenti，guoranhaishiwennuandeganjuehao。
tacongqiangtoupiaolexialai，baiseshuiyifangfohetadelianserongweiyiti，gengxiandetongkonghongdeguiyi。
yuchunulidigoulegouchunjiao，“xie……”
飘、飘下来了？
真的飘下来了！！！
“aaa————jiuming！yougui！！！！”
“laoda，dengdengwo！wowoyepa！！！”
putiangaididekongjushunjianxilai，qiushengdebennengshunjianbaofa，liangrenqingkejianchongchuchemen，liangundaipadichaozhexiangkoutaoming，zhiliuxiayilianyihuodeyuchu。
他们跑什么？
他还没说谢谢呢。
yuchukanleyanhunmidenvhai，jiekailetashoushangdejiaodai，“wei！xingxing！”
“xingxing，zaibuxingwojiubanichile。”
jiudangtazuohaorenhaoshiba，yebuzhidaojingchajuhuibuhuijitasongjinqi，takanshoujishangshizheiyangdelaizhe。
“醒醒，喂……”
yulilimimihuhuxinglai，yingruyanliandeshiyizhangcanbaiyinyudelian，huibaisedezhangfazhezhuletadeyanjing，fangfoshiyueguangxiasuomingdeegui。
等等，鬼？
鬼？！！！
“guia！！！”yulilishuangyanyibi，touyiwaichedibeiheyunguoqule。
yuchuwuliaodipielepiezui，jixuxunzhaomubiaoqule。
lingyibian，jiedaoshangtingzhewuliuliangjingche。
“duizhang，zanmenmeiyouzhengju，yaoshi……”
qinshenzhoulezhoumei，chenshengdao：“peihediaochashimeigegongminyingjindeyiwu，shaonvguaimaianhaoburongyiyoulexinxiansuo，bunengzaidengxiaqule，shangbianguaizuixialai，youwodingzhe，suoyouren，sou！”
banxiaoshiqian，tamenshoudaoxianbao，jinwanyourenhuizaijiubajiejinxingren**yi，danjiubajietaida，yishibanhuiergenbenwufazhuyipaichu。
shijianbudengren，duodengyike，beiguaimaidenvhaijiuduoyifenweixian，tamenmeishijianzaidengxiaqule。
“是！所有人……”
“jiuming！jiumingayougui！！！”
zhongmukuikuizhixia，liangrenyiqianyihoucongxiaoxiangzilijinghuangshicuodichonglechulai，kanjianqinshen，dunshirujianshangdi。
liangrenbeihepoledan，yizuoyiyousisibaozhuqinshendetui，yuwuluncidishuodao：“jingguan，jiuming！yougui，limianyougui！”
“gui？xianzaishikexueshehui，kancuoleba，liuxiaoding，huqiang，shinimenkancuoleba。”qinshenmilemiyan，yandimanshilengyi。
takanleduiyouyiyan，wuxiaomiaodong，yibiankaojin，yibianbudongshengsedinachuleshoukao，“shia，zheikeshikexueshehui，naerlaidegui。”
haizhenshitapotiexiewumichu，delaiquanbufeigongfu。
zheiliangren，keshimuqianshaonvguaimaianweiyichadaoderen，youqianke，chulaihouyouzoushangleweifafanzuidedaolu。
“jingguannixiangxinwo，zhendeyougui！”liuxiaodingrutongzhuazhujiumingdaocaosidesisibaozhutadejiao，yuwuluncidishuodao：“baitoufa，hongyanjing，tahaihuifei！dui，tapiaoguolaile！zhendeyougui！”
huqiangyizhangdafeiliancikemanshilenghan，yanshenkongdong，xiangshibeiheshale。
qinshenkanzhezheiliangzhangxitonglitongjifandelian，nuliyaxianeixinshenchudefennu，lizhidifenxi，zheiliangrenliansecanbai，toumaolenghan，hunshendouzaifadou，buxiangshishuohuangdeyangzi。
daoxiangshi，zhendebeishenmedongxihepodanle，buran，hezhiyukandaojingchahaiwangshangcou。
“nimenzainaerkandaodegui？”
“che、cheli，tapiaoguolaile！piaoguolaile……”
车里？
qinshenkanleyanwuxiao，liangrenxunsujiangbeihepodandedaomeidankoushang，“wuxiao，nidailianggerengenwoguoqukankan，qitaren，yuandidaiming。”
xiangzili，yijingzhishengxiayiliangpopolanlandemianbaoche。
“duizhang，shishizongnvhaizhiyiyulili。”
“ng，xiansongyiyuan。”qinshenzhanzaichepang，yanshenyoushendikanzheqiangtou，“jiankongchalema？”
“zheilishijiankongsijiao。”
qinshenyecaidaole，fouzetamenbuhuixuanzezaizheilijiaoyi。
“qindui，cheshangzhaodaoyibushouji，yinggaishixianyirende。”
“ng，badaihuiqushenwen，chachaneigeshouji。”shuntengmogua，xiwangnengzhaodaoqitaxiansuo。
wuxiaoyouxieyouyu，“qindui，ni……haihaoba？”
“womeishi，qumangba。”qinshendianlezhiyan，yitouzhajinleheianzhong，“woquneibiankankan。”
“niyezhenshi，nahubukaitinahu。”
wuxiaowenchukouhouyehouhuile，danshuochuqudehuashoubuhuilai，houhuiyemeiyong。
shaonvguaimaian，congsannianqiankaishi，luxushizongshiqimingnvhai，doushigaozhongsheng。
erdiyiweishouhaizhe，jiushiqinshendemeimei，zhijinmeiyourenhexiaoxi。
turan，duijiangjilichuanlaiqitaduiyoudeshengyin，“weiweiwei！wujingguannengtingdaoma？”
“nengtingdao，nimenbushichelema？shenmeqingkuang？”
“womenyexiangxiabana，danchegangzoumeijibu，yudaoyourenlanchebaoan。”
“别卖关子了！”
duifangdunlejimiao，yuqiyouxieyiyannanjin，“tashuokanjianguile。”
吴萧：“………”
“heduoleba，xianzainaerlaidegui？”
jintianyebushizhongyuanjiea？zenmedoujianguile？
“womendouzheimexiang，dantameiyoushuohuang，kanshangqushizhendebeihedaole，qinduiyaoguolaikanyiyanma？”
“yao，womenmashangdao。”wuxiaoyibianjiqinshendadianhuayibiansuikouwendao：“nizenzhidaotabushizhuangde？”
“……kuzidouheniaole。”
“………”
zheitianwanshang，hongdengqujianguide，youhezhiyiliangren。
meiduojiu，hongdengqunaoguizheijianshijiuchuankaile，zuoweilongguozuichumingdeyulechangsuo，zheijianshishenzhihaishangleyulexinwen。
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