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yanjianyetianbushuohua，xuwenleibiandeyouxiexiaoxinyiyi，qingshengwendao：“shifu，ninshibushizaishengtuerdeqini？”
shengqidaobuzhiyu，jiushiyoudianfan，yetianzhangzuiyushuo，jiubeixuwenleiziyiweishidaduanle，“shifu，tuerzhidaoninshizaiqituerjintianzaoshangmeiyouqutingnindejiangke，danzheishikeguaibudetuera，weilezhunbeizheixiedongxi，tuerzuotianwanshangmangdaosandianzhong，jintianhaiqigedazao，zaiqukankanyoushenmedongxiwangjimai，zheicailaiwanle。”
yetianzuibaheshang，tafaxiantajibenmeiyoushenmehuakeshuole。
xuwenleixingzhibobodao：“shifu，ninzhidaoma？zuotianwobagenninbishiyishudeshiqinggaosuwoyeyehou，woyeyegaoxinghuaile，shuowozheigeshibaiduile！houmianwocaizhidao，yuanlaiwoyeyedangniancengjingbeizanzheiyimaiderenyizhiguo，qianlerenjiayitiaoming，daoxianzaiyemeiyouhaijirenjia。”
zanzheiyimai？haoba，tashuodedaoshitingshulian。
yetianyouxietingbuxiaqu，daduandao：“nengrangwoxianshuojuhua？”
“dangrannenga！ninshiwoshifua！sheiganburangninshuohua！”xuwenleiyilianjingya。
“……”
hainengshishei，nixinlijiumeidianshu？yetianlandegentajijiao，shuodao：“nizhendexuwenleima？zuotianneigegenwobishide？”
xuwenleilimazhanleqilai，dao：“shifu，dangranshiwoa！nandaohaiyourenmaoyongwodemingyi，laixiangninbaishixueyi？shisheizheimebuyaoliana！”
tingdaoxuwenleiqinkouchengrenhou，yetianzhenzhengwuyule，tadaoshixiwangyouneimegerenlaimaochongta。
“shifu，shifu，ninzenmeyoubushuohuale？shibushizaixiangneigemaochongwoderen！fangxin，zheijianshijiubaozaituershenshang，baozhunzhaochuneigerenlai！shunbian，tueryexiangkankanjiujingnagerenyouzheimedadedanzi！”
“shifu，woqihaochale，jiujingxubuyaobaishichaa？”xuwenleiyouwendao。
“不需要。”
duiyuzheigexianghualaosidexuwenlei，yetianzhenzhengmeizhele。
xuwenleigaoxingdipaiyixiadatui，“wojiuzhidao，baishichazheitaotaiguoyusuqi，kendingrubuleshifunindeyan，zanzheiyimaijiushigenneixieyaoyanjianhuobutong。”
woruguoshuoxuyao，gujinijiuhuishuo：aiyashifu，wojiuzhidaowomenzheiyimaijiushizunshizhongdao，chuantongdelishuyidiandoubunenghanhu，zheicaishizhenzhengchuanchengyoujiudeyixuedajia，genwaimianneixieyaoyanjianhuobutong。yetianmomoxiangzhe。
xuwenleiyoujiezhepilipalashuoleyidadui，zuihoudao：“shifu，ninshenmeshihoukeyijiaotueryishuni？”
“dazhu！wokehaimeidayingshounidangtudi！”yetianjuedezijibunengzaichenmoxiaqu，
“keshishifu，womenlianggeneitianbushiyijingyuehaolema？nandaoninxiangyaofanhui？”
“……”
yetianhenbudejizijiyizuibazi，rangnizaizuijian。
“wonianlingbinihaixiao，zouchuqubeirenzhuangjianshi，nilianmianbuhaokan。”
“meishia！tuerbujieyia！zaishuoleshifu，gurenbushishuodehaoma，dazheweishi。ninruguoyouyigenianlingbizijigaodetuer，neibushirangrengengjiapeifunindeyishu！”xuwenleiyilianxiaoxixi。
“shuodemanyoudaolide。”
yetianshenyiweirandiandiantou，suihoufanyingguolai，wakao，youbeizheigejiahuoguanmihuntangle！
“kewohaizaizheibiandangzhujiao，meiyouduoshaoshijiankeyijiaoni。”
“zheigegengbushishi，shifu，ninzhixuyaomeitianhuayidingdianshijianjiaotuerjiuxing。ninxiangxiang，ruguowoweilaiyishudachengdeshihou，bierenwenqiwoshifushizenmejiaode？wojiushuo，wozheidianyishuzhishishifusuishoudianbodejieguo，zheiyangrenmenbushigengjiapeifunindeyishuma？”
yetianhaizhenxianglexiang，faxianxuwenleishuodehua，haizhenyoujifendaoli。
youbeitajihuyoule！qiguaile，caiyiwanshangbujian，rendexinggejiunengdabian？lianzuibadoubiandezheimelihai？gaibuhuibeishenmeyaomofushenleba？
yetiankaiqishenyansaoshixuwenleideshenti，faxianyiqiezhengchang，danjiushiqueleyigenjin！sihuolaishangtale！
“nixianchuqu，rongwokaolvkaolv。”
shidaorujinzhinengxianbatadafazoule。
shuliao，xuwenleiyilianqueyuedao：“neiyisishi，shifuninkenkaolvshoutuerweijimingdizile！meishi，tuerkendingnengtongguonindeshiyanqi，ninjiufangxinba！”
shenme？jimingdizi？shiyanqi？zheiyoushinamaochulaide，buguohaoxiangyebucuo，yetianbianhuihuishoudao：“ngng，nixianxiaqu，dengnitongguohouzaishuo。”
“xiexieshifu，duoxieshifu，tuerkendingbuhuirangninshiwangde！”
xuwenleiqianenwanxiezoule。
kesuanshizoule，yetianqinghuyikouqi，tangzaichuangshang，quanshenfalia，xianzaitadeerbianhaiyinranwengwengzuoxiangni。
zouxialouqudexuwenleiyilianxingfen，renbuzhubileyigeshenglideshoushi，ranhouzhanzailouxianeikedashuxia，xiaodekuaichouchule。
zuotianwanshangtayeyejiugaosuta，ruguoxiangyaochenggongbaishidehua，jiudenengshuohuidao，erqiehaidebuyaolian！sihuochanzhebufang，shuoyetianzheiyimaideyizhedoushishuyuchiruanbuchiyingde，sisideqiumeiyong，yingyaonayuedingshuoshiyexiaoguobuda，zuihaoshizaitabufangandeqingkuang，pilipalajiangyidaduihaohua，rangtajuedenizheigerenxincheng，danjiushiyoudianfan，ranhouzaijitagetaijiexia，zaijiashangnidetianzi，jibenshangjimingdizijiutuotuole。
dangshixuwenleihaiwentayeye，weishenmedangchutazijibushiyongzheiyizhaobairuyaowangmenxia？tayeyezhuanshenjiuzou。
就是因为拉不下脸。
shishizhengming，jianghaishilaodela。
zhiyuchengweiweiyidedizi，xuwenleizijiqishixiangdoubuganxiang，yinweineitainan，taikekele。
“zheiwei，tongxue？laoshi？xianshengninmeishiba？”
yiweinvxueshengzoudaoxuwenleimianqian，yiliandanyoukanzheta。
“meishi，meishi。”xuwenleibaibaishou。
nvxueshengsishixiangdaoshenme，dao：“xiansheng，ruguoninyoushenmebingdehua，keyiquzhaowodelaoshi，tadeyishukehaole，qianwanbuyaohuijijiyi。”
“zhendemeishi，wozijijiushiyisheng。”
tanengyoushenmeshia，xianzaigaoxinghailaibujini。
xuwenleikanzheneinvxueshengqudefangxiang，haoxiangshizijigangxialaidedifang，gaibuhuitazuilidelaoshijiushishifuba？
“ganjuehaoxiangyoushenmeshiqing。”
xuwenleibuyougenzaineinvxueshengdehoumian。
叶天宿舍门外。
“403，zheilijiushizhoulaoshidesusheba？”
xiaojunpingfuyixiaxinqing，qiaoqimen。
“请进，门没锁。”
daobushiyetianwangjisuo，ershixuwenleizoudeshihouwangjiguanle。
xiaojuntuikaimen，rengshiyouxiejinzhang，tingleliangfenzhongzuoyou，caizoujinqu。
genzaixiaojunhoumiandexuwenleijianzhuang，molemozijidexiaba，kendingdao：“zheigenvxueshengzaimenwaichouchuzheimejiu，wojiuzhidao，kendingyoushenmeshiqing。”
“zhoulaoshi，wolaile。”xiaojunqieqiedao。
“lailejiuhao，nixianbamenguanshangba，buranbeirenkanjian，yingxiangbuhao。”
xiaojunzoulechulaijiangmenguanshang，caiyoufanhuiqu，zhanyebushi，zuoyebushi，henjinzhang。
“hengheng，haibamenguanshangle，haishuoshenmeyingxiangbuhao，kendingyouhaogushi。”xuwenleixiaoxinlaidaoqiangjiaoxiadunzhe。
“yongbuzhezheimejinzhang，laoshiyoubuhuichiren。”
yetianxiaolexiao，ranhoujiangsuoyoudechuangliandengdoulaqilai。
xiaojunzheicaizheigedifangzuoxia，shuangtuihelong，liangshoubuziranfangzaituishang。
“laoshi，ninjintianzaoshangshuodeshizhendema？”
“dangran，nihaixinbuguolaoshima？”
yetianjiangzhenbaofangzaizhuoshang，nachuwugenyinzhen，xianyongzhenqishuxiyibian，bijingzhiliaozhongliu，kebubishenmexiaoshangxiaobing，gaizuodebuzhouyaozuohao。
“nixianbashangyituole，fangqingsongdian。”
wakao！zheixinxilianghaodaa！haixiantuoshangyi，daihuishibushihaiyaotuoxiayi？shifutinghuiwandema，xuwenleitingdeyilianzhenjing，tayizhiyiweiyetianjiushiyigebujinnvsedexiandaidaoshi，buguozheiniantoudaoshihaoxiangyeyoujiehunshengzide。
xiaojunsuiranlaizhiqianyijingzuohaozhunbei，keshidaolintou，nanmianyoujinzhangqilai，chichibugandongshou。
“wozhidaozheizhongshiqingduiyunvhaizilaishuo，zongshinanweiqing，dannizongbunengranglaoshibangnituoba。”
“duibuqilaoshi，wo，womeiyoujingyan，wopa。”
ganqingrenjiagunianghaishidiyicini，shifunikeyia！ganglaidangzhujiaocaiyitian，jiuzheiyangnenggoudaxiaoguniang，huashuoqilai，neigenvxueshengzhangdehaibucuo，jingranhuimeiyounanpengyou，xuwenleijixukaishinaobu。
yetianyebuzheji，qishiduitalaishuo，zheigenbensuanbushangshenme，ruguoyingyaojiangneixienannvshoushoubuqindelaohua，neihaitanshenmezhibingjiuren。
zheishiyidaoxinlishangdekan，derangtazijimaiguo，fouzezhenzhengkaishizhiliaoshi，qibushiyoushengchuxuduoshiduan。dangranyetiankeyirangxiaojunxianruhunmizhong，shuishangyijue，xinglaizhihou，yiqiejiuok，danzheiyangyilai，henduoshiqingjiugengshuobuqingle。
xiaojunyaoyaoya，zhongyufangxiahaixiudexinli，jiangshangyituodiao，luchuxuebaidejifu。
shangshenzhishengxiayijianlansedeneiyi。
“那个也要脱掉。”
yetianlianshangmeiyourenheqingxubodong。
ruguotachuxianneizhongzhenjing，tanlan，huozhedaiyoushenshideyanguang，neijueduihuirangxiaojunzheizhonghaixiunvhaibenkuide。
xiaojunliandoushaoqilai，toudichuizhe，anzianweiziji：zheizhishizhibing，zhishizhibingeryi，buzhunhusiluanxiang！yifansixiangdouzhenghou，zuihouhaishihuanhuanjiangbeihoudaizijiekai。
“laoshi，huibuhuihentenga。”
kanjianyetianshoulishanshanfaguangdeyinzhen，xiaojunyouxiehaipa。
“buhuide，duiyuzheizhongshiqing，laoshihenyoujingyande，buyongdanxin。”yetianningshenzhunbeishizhen。
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