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yunsuzhisuiranbuzenmeguanzhuxinwen，danshitianhaichengchengzhudesangyintaiguodutele，dutedaomeiyourenherenkeyimofang，dutedaorangrenyierbiankeyitingchushitadeshengyin。
tatongkongshensuo，sisidedingzhexiangshaolong，ruguoneigeshengyinzhendeshitianhaichengdechengzhu，neimenengrangyichengzhizhurucigongjingduidaide，youshihedengtongtianderenwu？
“bu！bukeneng！zheibukenengshizhende！”
yunsuzhixiaoshengnannan，suiranzuishangyijiubuganxiangxin，danhaowudiqideyuqi，zhengshitacikedexinxu。
叮铃铃……
yunsuzhinaqishouji，yikanshangmiandebeizhu，queshiyigegenzijixujiubulianxidenanren，erta，jiuzaichengzhufudanrenyigexiaoxiaodezhiwu。
dianhuagangjietong，neibianjiuchuanlaiyizhenpaoxiao：“yunsuzhi！nitmdaodiredaosheile？！”
“womendouyijingsannianmeiyoulianxiguolea，jintianwomomingqimiaobeichezhile，wotuolesuoyoudeguanxicaidatingdao，yuanlaishidoushiyinweinidezuilebugaidezuideren，suoyougenniyouguanxideren，dougenzhedaolemei！”
“云素芝！”
“niranglaozibuhaoguo，niyebiexianghaoguo！”
“tingshuochengzhufuhezhuchengbuduidouzaijijie，jiushiweileduifuni，dezuilezheiyangdedarenwu，niyejiudengsiba！”
dianhuazhijieguaduan，yunsuzhidaidaidelizaidangchang，shuangmuwushen。
这一切，都是真的？
“项少爷！”
turan，tamengranyigejiling，yizhangliandunshicanrujuhua，kanzhexiangshaolongdemuguang，yiyishenghui，shengyinyebiandewubigongjing：“congdiyiyankandaoni，wojiuzhidao，ninyidingjiushirenzhonglongfeng，genwojiayanyana，keshibanpeidejina！”
“duinimenlianggedeshier，wozheidangmade，yidianyijiandoumeiyou！”
“zheiyang，majinimenxuangehaorizi，tongzhiyixiaqinqipengyou，rangnimenliangge，fengfengguangguangbahunlijibanle！”
yunsuzhibianliandesudu，bifanshuhaiyaokuai，suiranbuqingchuxiangshaolongzhenzhengdeshenfenruhe，danshijincongzheibingshanyijiaotajiunengkanchu，xiangshaolongdetui，kebushiyibandecua！
ruguonengyouzheimegerenwudangzijidenvxu，neizijiyihouzaitianhai，haibushihengzhezou？
keshixiangxiangshimeihaole，xiangshaolongkebuguanzhetazheigechoumaobing，lenghengyisheng，kaikoudao：“zheiyiqie，genniyouguanxima？”
yunsuzhiliansedunshibiandenankanqilai，zheimeyigejinguixu，takebuxiangzheimeyanzhengzhengdecongzijigenqianliuzou。
“女婿啊，我……”
嗖！
xiangshaolongmuguangdouranyihan，shengyinlenglie：“wodehua，buxiangzaishuodierbian，bahukoubenjiwo！”
“fouze，houguozifu！”
neishixuedemouguang，ranyunsuzhihunshenyizhan，tanengganjuedao，ruguozijizaiganshuobangebuzi，xiangshaolongyidinghuirangtahaokan！
duoduosuosuodejianghukoubennachulai，jiaodaoxiangshaolongshoushang，xiangshaolongmuguangyourandekanzheta：“kandaoniyangyuleyanyanershiduoniandefenshang，wojiniliuzuihouyifenyanmian！”
“nidexicanting，wojiniliuxia，congcizhihou，yanyanheyaner，gennizaiwuguage！”
shuowan，zhuanshenliqu，zhiliuxiayunsuzhi，yilianshishen。
buzhiguoleduojiu，xujinglideshengyinxiaoxindexiangqi：“laoban，gangcaijiedaodianhua，xunbufangderenzoule，shuiwuyebulaile，huoqingjudeyeshuo，zanshibuyongzhengdunle。”
噗通！
yunsuzhizhongyuzhanbuzhu，dunzuozaidishang，manliandeaohui。
tazheicaizhidao，zijikukuzhuiqiulebanbeizidejinguixu，jiuzheime，yanzhengzhengdecongzijiyanqianliuzoule！
erhuidaojiazhong，nazhehukoubendeyunxueyan，bukesiyidekanzhexiangshaolong，manmoujingya：“hukoubenzhendebeininalaile？;”
“nishizenmezuodaode？”
xiangshaolongshairanyixiao：“dongzhiyiqing，xiaozhiyili，ranhoujiunadaoshoule。”
tingzhezheimeqingmiaodanxiedehuida，yunxueyanyilianbuxin：“zhende？”
xiangshaolongdiandiantou：“dangranshizhende，wozenmekenenghuipiannini！”
yunxueyanqinghengleliangsheng，suirantayijiubuxiangxinhuixiangxiangshaolongshuodezheimejiandan，danzongguihukoubendaoshoule，neimeyanershangxuedeshiqing，jiukeyijiejuele！
“kuaizou，womenxianzaijiuqu！”
“tingshuoxingguangyoueryuandemingeyouxian，yaoshiquwanle，kongpajiuqiangbudaomingele！”
yijiasankoulianwufandougubudechi，ganmanglaidaoxingguangyoueryuan，kandaoyanqianzheiyimu，xiangshaolongdunshiheleyitiao，haojiahuo，lierixia，zheipaiduidezhanglong，zuyipaidaowushimikaiwai，renpingdahanlinlin，yewuyirentuiqu。
“zenmehuizheimeduoren？”
“meibanfa，nagedangfumudebuxiangjihaizizuihaodejiaoyu，xingguangyoueryuansuanshinanchengzuihaodeyoueryuanle，jingzhengderendangranbushao！”
“ai！keliantianxiafumuxina……”
“yi？nimenganshenmequ？”
yunxueyanqianzheyaner，lizhiqizhuangdao：“zheimedadetaiyang，nibuhuixiangrangyanergenzheniyiqizaizheilipaiduizaozuiba？”
“nizaizheierpaizhe，wodaiyanerquchidiandongxi，jiuzheimeyukuaidejuedingle！”
ranhou，jiuzaixiangshaolongmudengkoudaizhong，munverren，zoujinyipangdexicandian，toumingdeluodichuanghuqian，keyiqingxidekandao，tamennianglianghezhekele，chuizhekongdiaodeqieyi。
“哎！男人啊……”
momotanxiyiju，shenfenzuyiliyushijiedianfengdeshaoshuai，kaishilezuikubidepaiduishengya。
conglieridangkongyizhidaorimuxixia，zhongyu，paidaolexiangshaolong。
eryunxueyanmunv，yeqiarushijidezouleguolai，bangongshinei，yunxueyanqianzheyunyaner，duizheyigeyuemosanshiduosuidenvlaoshi，reqingdao：“laoshininhao，woxiangtiwonverbaogeming！”
nvlaoshiyilianlengmo，weiweiyipiemunverren，yandiluchuyisikebobandebuxie，huihuishou，bunaifandao：“nimenlaiwanle，jinniandezhaoshengmingeyijingmanle！”
“manle？zenmehuini！”
yunxueyandunshizhejile，yunyanerbutongyubiedehaizi，wusuidenianjishangyoueryuan，benlaijiushuyudalingle，ruguozaituoyinian，yunyanerjiuhuibeitonglinghaiziyuanyuanshuaizaihoumianle。
“wolaizhiqiandoudatingguole，zheiciyoueryuanzhaoshengmingeyigongyaowubairen，congjintianbadiancaikaishibaoming，zheibuguocaiyitiandeshijian，mingezenmekenenghuimanleni？”
啪！
nvlaoshihenhendejiangshouzhongdeziliaowangzhuozishangyishuai，yilianbushandekanzheta：“nizheishishenmeyisi？”
“nishilaoshihaishiwoshilaoshi？”
“woshuomanlejiushimanle！”
“快走快走！”
“别耽误我下班！”
yizhizaimenkoudengdaidexiangshaolongkanchuyouxiebudui，zouleguoqu，qingshengwendao：“zenmele？”
yunxueyanyaoyaozuichun：“womenlaiwanle，mingeyijingmanle。”
xiangshaolongqingqingyizhoumei：“manle？zenmehuizheimekuai？neiwomenzaixiangxiangbiedebanfa？”
yunxueyanqingqingyaoyaotou：“xingguangyoueryuanshigongliyoueryuan，zhaoshengyixiangdoushigongkaigongzheng，mingexiandaoxiande，chucizhiwai，meiyourenhehoumenkeyan。”
huayingangluodi，yidaozhigaoqiangdeshengyinxiangqi：“lilaoshi！”
suihou，zhijianyigezhuguangbaoqidenvzi，lingzheyigepangdebuxianghuadexiaonanhai，shifenzhuaiqidezoulejinlai。
nvzidandankanleyunxueyansanren，suihoumuguangshanguoyimogaoao，suihouzouxiangbangongzhuo，jiangyigebaobaofangzaizhuozishang，xiaodao：“lilaoshi，jintianwoguangshangchanga，kandaozheigebaobaogangshangdexinkuan，woyixiajiuxiangdaokendingtebieheshini，jiujinidaiguolaile。”
lilaoshikanzhebaozhuangdaixiangnaierdepaizi，lengmodeliandunshixiaochengyiduohua：“qiantaitai，nikanni，laijiulai，hairangnipofei，zhenshiguaibuhaoyiside。”
huashizheimeshuo，keshishoushangdedongzuoyidianyemeihanhu，shenmemalidejiangbaobaoshouzaishouzhong，aibushishou。
qiantaitaiyexiaodao：“buguojiwankuaiqiandebaobao，yebushishenmezhiqiandedongxi，youshenmebuhaoyiside。”
shuowan，huafengyizhuan：“lilaoshi，nikanwojiaxiaoshuaishangxuedeshier……”
“aiyou，zanzijijiadehaizi，wodangranjifangzaixinshangge！”
“wobujinbaxiaoshuaideruxuemingejiyuliulechulai，erqiehaijitayuliudeshiwomenxingguangyoueryuandeteyoubanni！”
“aiyou！neikezhenshixiexielilaoshile，qianliangtianqianjiekailejiabucuodemeirongdian，gaitianlilaoshiyoukonga，zanmenyiqiqukankan。”
“好啊好啊……”
“buhaoyisi，wodaduanyixia！”
tingzheerrentanxiaofengsheng，yunxueyanzaiyerenbuzhule，chushengdaduan，muguangkanzhelilaoshi，lenglengdao：“zheiweilaoshi，nigangcaibushishuo，mingeyijingmanlema？”
“anzhaoxingguangyoueryuandeguize，genbenbuyunxurenherenyuliuruxueminge，erqiewomengangcai，genbenmeiyoukandaozheiweinvshihetadehaizizaipaidui，qingwenyoushizenmehuoderuxuemingede？”
“haiyou，wotingshuoxingguangyoueryuanyouyigeteyouban，jinzhaoshouershiren，shiyaozaisuoyouruxuehaizizhong，jinxingyigeceshi，zonghechengjizuiyouxiudeershiren，caiyouzigejinru，zheiruxuedeshijiandoumeiyoudao，zheiweixiaopengyouyoushishenmeshihoucanjiadeteyoubankaohe？”
yifanzhiwen，lilaoshishangxiadaliangleyunxueyanyifan，suihou，buxieyixiao：“nishishei？lundedaozaizheierzhiwenwo？”
“guiding？zaizheili，wojiushiguiding！”
“jiushi！yigeshijingxiaomin，zaizheiertanshenmeguiding，zhenshikexiaosile！”
qianfurendeshengyinchuanlai，yuqizhong，chongchizheshenshendejifeng。
“ni……nizheishigongranxunsiwubi！”
“nandaobupawoqujubaonima？”
“举报？”
lilaoshibuxiedeyixiao：“niqua！”
“jiaoyujufuzongzhangjiushiwoge，nigaolewo，younengbawozenmeyang？”
“yebukankanzijishishenmeshenfen，xingguangyoueryuannengrangnimenzheizhongrendezinvruxue，yijingshijidadeencile，haizhenbazijidanggerenwule！”
“nizhidaoqiantaitaishishenmeshenfenma？jiunimenyepeigenrenjiabi？”
“shihuagaosunimen，mingeduodeshi，neigennimenzheixiepinminyouyoushenmeguanxi？”
“nimenzhipeizaineixiedarenwudezhijiancanfengzhong，chidiancangengshengfan，womenfashanxin，yuanyishishejinimenyigeminge，nimenjiuyaoganendaide，buyuanyi，nimenyederenzhe，donglema？！”
“你……你……”
yunxueyanzhizhelilaoshi，qidehunshenduosuo。
“啊！好疼！”
turanjian，yunyanerjianjiaochusheng，huitouyikan，neigejiaoxiaoshuaidenanhai，zhengshijingzhuaizheyunyanerdetoufa，hahadale。
“嫣儿！”
yunxueyanjianjiaoyisheng，yibajiangxiaoshuaituikai，feipangdeshenzi，shuailegedagezi，dunshiwawakuleqilai。
“儿子！”
qiantaitailianmangpaoguoqu，xiaoshuaikuzhezhizheyunxueyan：“mama！data！dasita！”
“hao！erzibuku，mamadasita！”
shuozhe，nuqichongchongdezhanqilai，chongzheyunxueyangaogaoyangqishou，henhenhuilexiaqu！
“choubiaozi，gandawoerzi，wodasini！”
shoujuliyunxueyandeqiaolianhaiyousanzhi，beiyizhicuzhuangdeshouwanzhuazhu，suihoufanshouyihui，pa！
yishengxiangliangdeqingcuishengxiangchebangongshi。
qiantaitaideyoulian，heranyinzhewugezhiyin！
tawuzhelian，bukesiyidekanzhexiangshaolong：“ni……nigandawo？”
xiangshaolonglengmodekanzheta：“zheimeyizhangkebodelian，bujiushiyonglaidadema？”
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