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chuanyuezhongshengwen《tiandaocihun:wodayixinsheng,laopoyaodi》huobaolaixi!jiangshunannvzhujiaoyanlisujiuerzhijianfashengdejingcaigushi,zuozhe“hanxuelamei”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,zuopinjianjie:yanlijingjingtingzhe,xinzhongbuyoushengqiyimoyouchou,houjingdehanmaoturanshuqi。huanghujian,kanjianzijideyingzizaidimianniuqu,xingchengsuolianchanraoxinzangdetuan,yujiaoshi……

精彩章节

tingzhehuidangzaierbiandecanjiao,kanzheguanshuaitongkudeyangzi,yanliyanzhongliuluchuyisichaonong。

终究一物降一物。

guanshuaizhangzhezijijialiyouqian,xiaozhangbahu,balingtongxue。

napachibie,biruzijijiangqidajinyiyuanneijianshi,zheitoufeizhuyehuibaofuhuilai。

danshixianzai,maozulaopoyichushou,pidoubuganfangyige。

报复回来?

关帅敢吗?

zuiduoyejiubadaniusongjinquguanjitian。

ranhoudengdaniuchulai,yingjieguanshuaidejianghuishibianbenjiali。

bupasiqueshikeyishiyishi。

“huashuo,maozuzhendeyougouexin,tiantianyongtiyeqingximaofa,nanguaizheimechou,shenshangdouzhangjiachongle。”

muguangluozairouzhichuxushangmian,yanlihunshenqijipigeda。

zheiwanyi,shushirangrenfanwei。

talianmangbieguotou,buxiangwuranzijideyanjing。

而也就在这时。

renzhenguanzhuzhiboxianchangdejilabojue,fachulejidongdeshengyin,zhudongweiquanyuzhoudeguanzhongjieshao。

“观众朋友们!”

“zheishimaozuteyouderongyaozhiqu,tamenyongfenmiwuziyangsanshiqizhongjishengti。”

“meizhijiachongdoushizhangongxunzhang!”

zhibojianyelikebeilvseoututubiaoshuaping。

【zheibishizuhaiexina!】

【maozuderongyaojiachonghanyoufanwuzhicanliu,jianyiyongjiamashexianxiaodu。】(xingjiweishengshuguanfangzhanghao)

【womenzuxianshichimaozuzhangdade。】(chongzuwangyoutiechujujiaoqiguanjinhuashiquanxitu)

【chujiasanqianwanxingjibi,qiugouguanshuaidecanjiaoyuansheng。】(mouzhanzhengyouxigongsiceo)

【xiaosi,huiyongtiyeqinglimaofadezhongzu,maozuduyifen,zheizhonglouxihaidangchengrongyao。】

注视着弹幕。

zhibojianlimianqianshuidebaiwanmaozushunjianjiuzhale。

jingganwurutamenderongyao!

yushifenfennaqijianpan,shuapinghuiji。

【dadan,jinggandihuimaozuderongyao,youbenshibaodizhi,laozimashangguolai!】

【buxiangkanjiugunchuzhibojian!】

【womenmaozudechuantong,buxuyaoyizulijie!】

【闹麻了!】

【maozudecixingyuzhouzuimei!】

霎时间。

danmushangmianzhankaileduima。

毛族独木难支。

根本就骂不过。

更气了。

jilabojuemomokanzhewuyanhuiyumantianfeidezhibojian,diaochuhoutaishuju,zhuyidaozaixianrenshutupo700yidehongsetishi,zuijiaogouqi,guoduandakailiwutongdao。

……

guanshuaipazaidishangtongku**,zhijiashenshenkoujincaoping。

taxiangqishisuineinianbeiyanlianzaichoushuigouli,yongshengnanwangdezhixigan。

cikehoulonglifanyongdesuanshui,jingyedaizhexiangtongdetiexiuwei。

yanjiaoliuxiayidileishui,kusangzheliandiantou。

baozhengyihoujueduibuhuiwurudaniuderongyao。

daniushuangshouchayao:“heng,suannishixiang。”

ruguoguanshuaishiliqiangyejiubale,danshiququyigehaowushilideruojirenzu,jingranyegankouwuzhelan。

ruofeitashitiandaocihundeduixiang,zijizaojiuyitoujiangqizhuangsile。

“jizhu,beijianderenzu。”

“daihui,dengjianwannineididengdeshuangqin,jiusuiwohuimaoxing。”

“wohuiyongsanshizhongxingfajiaohuini——”

“什么叫规矩!”

daniuyaoyaohuanghuangdizouguoqu。

zhanzaiguanshuaimianqian,jugaolinxiadifabumingling。

yuqizhongchongmanleburongjujue。

guanshuainaganbutongyi,weiqubabadidiantou。

苍天啊,大地啊。

整整三十种刑罚!

tayigecongweijiechuguowudao,laoshibajiaodeputongren,nalijingdezhuzheteng。

guanshuaishihunluopo,yanzhongchongmanleduiweilaidemimang。

buguo,haozaijintianyinggaimeishi,keyizaozuozhunbei,toutoumaixiefangshenwuqi。

lixianghenmeihao,xianshihencanku。

gangmaochuzheizhongniantou,daniudeshengyinjiuzaicixiangqi,wanruemodiyuyiban。

“buxing,weilebimianniyinweibudongguiju,daolemaoxinggaoxieyaoezichulai,zuihoubawoyejiqianchejinqu。”

“woxianzaijiuyaoliliguiju!”

daniushuangyanweimi,zouguoquyibaanzhuguanshuaidenaodai,fengkuangmoca。

zuiliyizhizhongfuzhejijuhua,nengtingqingchu,danquemeirenzixiquting。

yinwei,zheigeshihouyouyouyidaokongjianliefengchuxian。

shanbennaizifaxiankongjianliefengjiuzaipangbian,xinzhongyoulecaice,yuanbenjiaohaoderongyanshang,chuxianyimokonghuang。

咚!

咚!

咚!

wumigaodejiroushancongkongjianliefengzhongjichulai,pangdadetixingshidedimianzhendong,meizouyibu,jiuhuizaihoumianliuxiayidaoxuejiaoyin,niujiaoshangguazhedesuirouhaizaidiluodanlvsetiye。

shoulidezhanfutuozaidishang,lichushendabanmidegouhe。

“laopo?”kanzhezijimianqiandexiaobudian,amiluosimeitouyizhou,niutourenzuteyoudehongmingshengxianqiqilang。

shanbennaizidezhangfabeichuidedaoshu,fashaosaoguolianjiashijingyouzhuotonggan。

zhibojianhuamianturanfenge,jilabojuebuzhidaokanjianleshenme,duonianlaidejingyangaosuta,zheishinandedejiemuxiaoguo,dangjikaiqishuangshijiaomoshi。

zuobianshiguanshuaibeianzaidishangmocadetexie,youbianshiamiluosilinqishanbennaizidemandongzuo。

【牛头人赛高!】

【zheitixingshengtunrenzuxiaoniuchuochuoyouyu!】

【tanengchengguosancijiabaoma?】

“xiaoaizi。”amiluosiluchurenxinghuadebumanyibiaoqing,chiredebixipenzaishanbennaizilianshang,qizhongjiazazhefushiyujiujingdeqixi:“tingshuonimenrenzuhuiyongshetoutiaowu?”

taturanzhangkaixuependakou,houcaoyajiankazhedebanjiebuzhimingzhongzushoubei,luozaileshanbennaiziyanzhong。

“jiwobiaoyanyige,buranxianzaijiubaiduannidetui!”

tingzheamiluosideyanyu,shanbennaiziyikexindieluogudi,xiaolianshabai,danzhanxinjing。

tayixiangdao,yanqianyuzijitixingxiangchajuda,kanqilaichaojicanbao,sharenbuzhayandeamiluosi,yihouyaogenzijishenghuozaitongyiwuyanxia,huibianchengzijidelaogong,jiuganjuezijikuaisile。

shanbennaizidezhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin,hunshenzhibuzhufadou,shengyinxiangbeicaibiandechouchong。

“xian……jianyixiafumu……hedianqingjiuba……”

tachakaihuati,xiwangamiluosidaxiaorangzijibiaoyanshetoutiaowudeniantou。

bieshuo,xiaoguozhenbushiyibandehao。

“酒?”

amiluosidetongkongturanfaliang,niujiaoshangdesuiroususudiaoluo。

“womenniutourenzuixihuanhejiule!”

“hejiuyaozaochuantougu!”

tamengdichekaiyaojianshoupi,luchubumandaobadexiongtang,qizhongyidaozhengningdeshangkouneibu,youyizhongguiyidedongxizairudong,biputongrendeshoubeihaicu:“kan!zheishiwoyongchongzuchuxufenghede!”

“zezeze,zheijiahuodetouguyonglaihejiubujinfangbian,haifeichangyoumianzi,wodeneixiexiongdidouxianmusile!”

kanzheamiluosixuanyaodebiaoqing。

yiji,chaochulechengshoufanweideexinchongzuchuxu。

shanbennaizisesefadou,xinzhongshengchuyisijuewang。

haipajile,chadianyuandidaxiaobianshijin。

ercishidezhibojian,dashanghuojianturanbaozhashizengzhang,wushubiaozhe『shourenkong』dezhanghao,fengkuangshualiwu。

【牛牛好帅!】

【zheikanchengwanmeidejirouxiantiao!】

【aaaa,choulouderenzuzenmekeyiyongyouniuniu,wocaishiniuniudeliangpei!】

【牛牛踩我!】

pihaodutedeguanzhongxianrufengkuang。

gezhong**zhaoshuabaolezhibojian,houmianhaibeizhuzhezijidexinxi。

qizhongyigezhanglebatiaotui,jirougaogaolongqi,toujiaozhengrongdecixing,faleyizhangzijisizimadezhaopian,duizhejingtouzhanxiantademeili,bingbeizhudao。

【woshibajiaozubainianyiyudemeinv,xiwangniuniunengsixinwo,jinwanwojiuzaijialidengzheniuniuchongai!】

haiyouyigeshentishangchanmansuolian,sizhiniuqu,pifuliunong,youzheshizhidiaozaiwaimiandeyanqiu,mianbubiaoqingchaohongbingtaidecixing,duizhejingtouzhangkaixuependakou,bingbeizhudao。

【woshinongjingzugaoguidehuangshigongzhu,niuniukuailai,woyijingtiqianzuohaolezhunbei,qianwanbielianxiwo!】

除此之外。

xiangyaodedaoamiluosidezhongzushubushengshu。

bieshuocixing,jiulianyixiexiongxingyechenlunle。

tebieshigebulinzudexiongxing,amiluosizaitamenxinli,yijingzaoshoulefeirendeduidai。

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