chuanyuezhongshengwen《tiandaocihun:wodayixinsheng,laopoyaodi》huobaolaixi!jiangshunannvzhujiaoyanlisujiuerzhijianfashengdejingcaigushi,zuozhe“hanxuelamei”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,zuopinjianjie:yanlijingjingtingzhe,xinzhongbuyoushengqiyimoyouchou,houjingdehanmaoturanshuqi。huanghujian,kanjianzijideyingzizaidimianniuqu,xingchengsuolianchanraoxinzangdetuan,yujiaoshi……
tingzhehuidangzaierbiandecanjiao,kanzheguanshuaitongkudeyangzi,yanliyanzhongliuluchuyisichaonong。
终究一物降一物。
guanshuaizhangzhezijijialiyouqian,xiaozhangbahu,balingtongxue。
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danshixianzai,maozulaopoyichushou,pidoubuganfangyige。
报复回来?
关帅敢吗?
zuiduoyejiubadaniusongjinquguanjitian。
ranhoudengdaniuchulai,yingjieguanshuaidejianghuishibianbenjiali。
bupasiqueshikeyishiyishi。
“huashuo,maozuzhendeyougouexin,tiantianyongtiyeqingximaofa,nanguaizheimechou,shenshangdouzhangjiachongle。”
muguangluozairouzhichuxushangmian,yanlihunshenqijipigeda。
zheiwanyi,shushirangrenfanwei。
talianmangbieguotou,buxiangwuranzijideyanjing。
而也就在这时。
renzhenguanzhuzhiboxianchangdejilabojue,fachulejidongdeshengyin,zhudongweiquanyuzhoudeguanzhongjieshao。
“观众朋友们!”
“zheishimaozuteyouderongyaozhiqu,tamenyongfenmiwuziyangsanshiqizhongjishengti。”
“meizhijiachongdoushizhangongxunzhang!”
zhibojianyelikebeilvseoututubiaoshuaping。
【zheibishizuhaiexina!】
【maozuderongyaojiachonghanyoufanwuzhicanliu,jianyiyongjiamashexianxiaodu。】(xingjiweishengshuguanfangzhanghao)
【womenzuxianshichimaozuzhangdade。】(chongzuwangyoutiechujujiaoqiguanjinhuashiquanxitu)
【chujiasanqianwanxingjibi,qiugouguanshuaidecanjiaoyuansheng。】(mouzhanzhengyouxigongsiceo)
【xiaosi,huiyongtiyeqinglimaofadezhongzu,maozuduyifen,zheizhonglouxihaidangchengrongyao。】
注视着弹幕。
zhibojianlimianqianshuidebaiwanmaozushunjianjiuzhale。
jingganwurutamenderongyao!
yushifenfennaqijianpan,shuapinghuiji。
【dadan,jinggandihuimaozuderongyao,youbenshibaodizhi,laozimashangguolai!】
【buxiangkanjiugunchuzhibojian!】
【womenmaozudechuantong,buxuyaoyizulijie!】
【闹麻了!】
【maozudecixingyuzhouzuimei!】
霎时间。
danmushangmianzhankaileduima。
毛族独木难支。
根本就骂不过。
更气了。
jilabojuemomokanzhewuyanhuiyumantianfeidezhibojian,diaochuhoutaishuju,zhuyidaozaixianrenshutupo700yidehongsetishi,zuijiaogouqi,guoduandakailiwutongdao。
……
guanshuaipazaidishangtongku**,zhijiashenshenkoujincaoping。
taxiangqishisuineinianbeiyanlianzaichoushuigouli,yongshengnanwangdezhixigan。
cikehoulonglifanyongdesuanshui,jingyedaizhexiangtongdetiexiuwei。
yanjiaoliuxiayidileishui,kusangzheliandiantou。
baozhengyihoujueduibuhuiwurudaniuderongyao。
daniushuangshouchayao:“heng,suannishixiang。”
ruguoguanshuaishiliqiangyejiubale,danshiququyigehaowushilideruojirenzu,jingranyegankouwuzhelan。
ruofeitashitiandaocihundeduixiang,zijizaojiuyitoujiangqizhuangsile。
“jizhu,beijianderenzu。”
“daihui,dengjianwannineididengdeshuangqin,jiusuiwohuimaoxing。”
“wohuiyongsanshizhongxingfajiaohuini——”
“什么叫规矩!”
daniuyaoyaohuanghuangdizouguoqu。
zhanzaiguanshuaimianqian,jugaolinxiadifabumingling。
yuqizhongchongmanleburongjujue。
guanshuainaganbutongyi,weiqubabadidiantou。
苍天啊,大地啊。
整整三十种刑罚!
tayigecongweijiechuguowudao,laoshibajiaodeputongren,nalijingdezhuzheteng。
guanshuaishihunluopo,yanzhongchongmanleduiweilaidemimang。
buguo,haozaijintianyinggaimeishi,keyizaozuozhunbei,toutoumaixiefangshenwuqi。
lixianghenmeihao,xianshihencanku。
gangmaochuzheizhongniantou,daniudeshengyinjiuzaicixiangqi,wanruemodiyuyiban。
“buxing,weilebimianniyinweibudongguiju,daolemaoxinggaoxieyaoezichulai,zuihoubawoyejiqianchejinqu。”
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daniushuangyanweimi,zouguoquyibaanzhuguanshuaidenaodai,fengkuangmoca。
zuiliyizhizhongfuzhejijuhua,nengtingqingchu,danquemeirenzixiquting。
yinwei,zheigeshihouyouyouyidaokongjianliefengchuxian。
shanbennaizifaxiankongjianliefengjiuzaipangbian,xinzhongyoulecaice,yuanbenjiaohaoderongyanshang,chuxianyimokonghuang。
咚!
咚!
咚!
wumigaodejiroushancongkongjianliefengzhongjichulai,pangdadetixingshidedimianzhendong,meizouyibu,jiuhuizaihoumianliuxiayidaoxuejiaoyin,niujiaoshangguazhedesuirouhaizaidiluodanlvsetiye。
shoulidezhanfutuozaidishang,lichushendabanmidegouhe。
“laopo?”kanzhezijimianqiandexiaobudian,amiluosimeitouyizhou,niutourenzuteyoudehongmingshengxianqiqilang。
shanbennaizidezhangfabeichuidedaoshu,fashaosaoguolianjiashijingyouzhuotonggan。
zhibojianhuamianturanfenge,jilabojuebuzhidaokanjianleshenme,duonianlaidejingyangaosuta,zheishinandedejiemuxiaoguo,dangjikaiqishuangshijiaomoshi。
zuobianshiguanshuaibeianzaidishangmocadetexie,youbianshiamiluosilinqishanbennaizidemandongzuo。
【牛头人赛高!】
【zheitixingshengtunrenzuxiaoniuchuochuoyouyu!】
【tanengchengguosancijiabaoma?】
“xiaoaizi。”amiluosiluchurenxinghuadebumanyibiaoqing,chiredebixipenzaishanbennaizilianshang,qizhongjiazazhefushiyujiujingdeqixi:“tingshuonimenrenzuhuiyongshetoutiaowu?”
taturanzhangkaixuependakou,houcaoyajiankazhedebanjiebuzhimingzhongzushoubei,luozaileshanbennaiziyanzhong。
“jiwobiaoyanyige,buranxianzaijiubaiduannidetui!”
tingzheamiluosideyanyu,shanbennaiziyikexindieluogudi,xiaolianshabai,danzhanxinjing。
tayixiangdao,yanqianyuzijitixingxiangchajuda,kanqilaichaojicanbao,sharenbuzhayandeamiluosi,yihouyaogenzijishenghuozaitongyiwuyanxia,huibianchengzijidelaogong,jiuganjuezijikuaisile。
shanbennaizidezhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin,hunshenzhibuzhufadou,shengyinxiangbeicaibiandechouchong。
“xian……jianyixiafumu……hedianqingjiuba……”
tachakaihuati,xiwangamiluosidaxiaorangzijibiaoyanshetoutiaowudeniantou。
bieshuo,xiaoguozhenbushiyibandehao。
“酒?”
amiluosidetongkongturanfaliang,niujiaoshangdesuiroususudiaoluo。
“womenniutourenzuixihuanhejiule!”
“hejiuyaozaochuantougu!”
tamengdichekaiyaojianshoupi,luchubumandaobadexiongtang,qizhongyidaozhengningdeshangkouneibu,youyizhongguiyidedongxizairudong,biputongrendeshoubeihaicu:“kan!zheishiwoyongchongzuchuxufenghede!”
“zezeze,zheijiahuodetouguyonglaihejiubujinfangbian,haifeichangyoumianzi,wodeneixiexiongdidouxianmusile!”
kanzheamiluosixuanyaodebiaoqing。
yiji,chaochulechengshoufanweideexinchongzuchuxu。
shanbennaizisesefadou,xinzhongshengchuyisijuewang。
haipajile,chadianyuandidaxiaobianshijin。
ercishidezhibojian,dashanghuojianturanbaozhashizengzhang,wushubiaozhe『shourenkong』dezhanghao,fengkuangshualiwu。
【牛牛好帅!】
【zheikanchengwanmeidejirouxiantiao!】
【aaaa,choulouderenzuzenmekeyiyongyouniuniu,wocaishiniuniudeliangpei!】
【牛牛踩我!】
pihaodutedeguanzhongxianrufengkuang。
gezhong**zhaoshuabaolezhibojian,houmianhaibeizhuzhezijidexinxi。
qizhongyigezhanglebatiaotui,jirougaogaolongqi,toujiaozhengrongdecixing,faleyizhangzijisizimadezhaopian,duizhejingtouzhanxiantademeili,bingbeizhudao。
【woshibajiaozubainianyiyudemeinv,xiwangniuniunengsixinwo,jinwanwojiuzaijialidengzheniuniuchongai!】
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【woshinongjingzugaoguidehuangshigongzhu,niuniukuailai,woyijingtiqianzuohaolezhunbei,qianwanbielianxiwo!】
除此之外。
xiangyaodedaoamiluosidezhongzushubushengshu。
bieshuocixing,jiulianyixiexiongxingyechenlunle。
tebieshigebulinzudexiongxing,amiluosizaitamenxinli,yijingzaoshoulefeirendeduidai。
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