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zhaofangzhangzhengdongpanzifeishixiaoshuo《tingdaoxiangqinduixiangxinsheng，shousiruanfannan》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu，jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao，zuozhe“liangliangbuliang”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong，gaishuwei：shenhouqimayouqibagerenshoushangdounazheguazi，tanzhetoukanguolaifashengleshenme。kanlaishilinjude**meimendoulaizhaotawan，gangqiaopengdaolezheiyimu。suoyourendoubeiyan……

精彩章节

chehuohouwozhishizuoleguzheshoushu，waimianquechuanwochenglecanfei。yangmujiejishuowomeirenyao，

qiangxingrangwohetaerzixiangqin。erwoyiwaitingdaoletadexinsheng。【yaobushikanzaiqiandefenshang，

zheigefeiwuwocailandejian，denghuieryidingyaohenhendiqiaotayibi。】yidunfanxiaofeisanwanhou，

wolaheiletasuoyoulianxifangshi。yangmuweileshengmizhuchengshufan，bawohetaerzisuozaiyiqi。

【xingkuilaomazaitacheshangzuoleshoujiao，rangtachenglecanfei，zhiyaorangtahuaiyun，tadecaichanquandoushiwode。

】tingdaozheiwoxiaole。yangmugaibuhuijuede，zizhulewojinianxuefei，wojiuhuiguaiguaitinghuaba？tapashiwangle，

woshizenmeqinshoubaqinshengfumusongjinjianyude！1“jiali，nishibushihaizaishengwodeqia？

”“shiwokaolvbuzhou，diyiciyuehuijiurangnvhaiziqingke，zheiciwoqinshouxiachujinidaoqian，

niyuanliangwohaobuhao？”zhangzhengdongchuanzheweiqun，shoulinazhechanzi，manlianchengkendihewoshuohua。

zhuozishangbaimanlesicaiyitang，doushiwoxihuanchidecai。yangmuzhaofangzhanyipangxiaoxixidihewoshuo。“jiali，

woerzizheirenqingshangdi，dantashigehaohaizi，henxiaoshunde，haihuijiwomailiwu。

”“tayeyidingshigehaozhangfu，nizaigentaduojiechujiechubei！”wohaimeikaikou，

queturantingdaolezhangzhengdongdexinsheng。【niangde，bujiushikengletasanwankuaiqianma？

woshoudaodehuikoucai5000kuaiqian，doubugoutayishuangxiegui。】wohanxiao，

yanshendaizheyisixingquduanxiangzhezhangzhengdongdelian。zeze。zhanzaiwomianqianderen，

mingmingduanzhetaohaodaizheqianyidemiankong，quebuzhizheixinsiruciedu。zhangzhengdongchangnianzaiwaidushugongzuo，

wogentabingbushuxi。cengjingjianguojimian，taxianqiwodeshenfenduiwochizhiyibi，doubuyongzhengyankanwo。

wopixiaoroubuxiaodeshuo：“dequeshigemeishalishudenanren，mamanizenmejiushenglezheimegefeiwu，

kanzainimianzishang，wojiubugentajijiaole。”zhaofangzizhuguowo，wojiuhanletajinianmama。wodehuayichu，

zhaofangxiaorongningguzailianshang，jirouyinweifennujinbengzhe，danyoubuganshuochulai。zhinengpeixiaodao：“hehe，

mamanaoziben，buxiangjialinaozihaoshi，jiuxiwangyihouninengdaidaizhengdong。”zhangzhengdongqiangchengxiaoyi，

xinlibawomale800bian。【**nidengzhe，zhiyaonihexialeneibeifangyaodeyinliao，

yidinghaohaodezhemosini。luxianideshipinfadaowangshang，rangsuoyourenkandaoni**demoyang。

woyaorangnishengburusi，meilianjianrenyibeiziyuyuguahuan。】zhaofangjizhangzhengdongshihuanleyigeyanshen，

bawotuidaocanzhuoqian，rangwohetaerzihaohaodechiyidunfan。yebudengwoshuohua，tajiaodimoyouzhuanshenjiuzou，

wotingdaolemencongwaimianbeisuoshangleshengyin。tazheishiyaoqiangxingrangwoliangfashengdianshenmea，danwozenmekenengruniyuan？

woxiaozheshuo：“wochifanshixihuanyongchazi，nibangwonaguolaihaoma？”“haodea，nidengyixiae。

”【duoshidenvren，neimejiaoqing，chigefanhaiyaoyongchazi。】zhangzhengdongmianxiaoshuodehao，xinliyouzaimazhewo。

chenzhetaqujiwonachazideshijian，wobaliangrendebeizihuhuanleyixia。dengtahuilaideshihou，

talimajuqijiubeidao。“lijia，duibuqirangniliuxiahuaiyinxiang，danwozheigerenjiushizheiyangmeishaxinyan，

nibietaizaiyi，zheibeijiuwoxianganle。”shuowantayangtouhexiazijixiayaodeneibeijiu。

wodanxiaoyandihuaguoyisidecheng，dao：“neijiuxianyuanliangniyicile。”qianqianminleyikouyinliao。

zhangzhengdongkandaowowohexiaquhou，yandixingfenqilai，yijingyouxierenbuzhuyaoshangshoule。budao1fenzhong，

woyidianshidoumeiyou，zhangzhengdongliansekaishichaoqilai。yanshenmili，kaishiluanyuqilai。“sunjiali，

niyiweinishisheia，nibuguoshiwojiashishedekelianren，nizhuandemeiyifenqianbixudoushiwode，

jintianwojiubanijishoule。”wozhidaozhaofangjiuzaimenwaitoutingzhe，wokaishijianjiaoqilai。“zhengdong，nizenmele？

”“nishentishiyoushenmebushufuma？”“xubuxuyaowobangnijiaojiuhuche。

”2yitingdaoshizhangzhengdongchuleshenmeshiqing，tazhijiekaimenjinlai。zhaofangkandaohuluanbayifudeerzi，

boziyishangtonghong，zhaofangdanyoudeshangqiangangyaoxunwen。jiubeizijierzibaozhu，henhendizaitalianshangqinlehaojikou。

bianqinbianshuo：“nvren，woyaorangnizhidaonanrencaishinidetian，nidedi，nisuoyoudeyiqiedouzhinengshiwode。

”wozhenjingdao：“ma，zhengdongdoushuodeshaya。”zhaofangbeizijideerzisuowen，shenshangdeyifubeibala。

genbenwuxiagujiyuwo。wotuizhelunyichuledamen，fachuwopingshengzuidadesangmen。“zhangzhengdongfengle，

zhangzhengdongzhongxiele，beiguishangshenle，kuailairena。”wozheisangziyihan，lingjukaimenchulai，chuleta，

shenhouqimayouqibagerenshoushangdounazheguazi，tanzhetoukanguolaifashengleshenme。

kanlaishilinjude**meimendoulaizhaotawan，gangqiaopengdaolezheiyimu。suoyourendoubeiyanqianzheiyimujihediaoxiaba。

zhijianzhaofangbeizhangzhengdongyazaidishang，xianggetaidiyiyang**。zhaofangfengkuangdezhengtuozhengzha，helinjuqiujiu。

“jiuminga，jiuminga，kuailairenbangwobaerzidaizou。”erzhangzhengdongmanliantonghong，zaojiumeiyoulizhikeyan，

sihoudao。“nvren，nixiuxiangtaozou。”nanlingjukandaozheigehuamian，shengqinudao。“chenghetitong，

juranduizijidemuqinzuochuzheizhongshiqing，haibukuaidianlairenbatacheshanglai。”haozailinjudongzuokuai，

zhaofangdeqingbaibaozhule。danshitadeliandiuguangle。nanlingjuyibangrenbazhangzhengdongtuodaoweishengjianli，

dakaihuasarangtacongtoulindaojiao。dengyugangfangmanshui，jiubazhangzhengdongyadaoyugangzhongpaozhe。

zhaofangxintengzijideerzi，zhiwenwofashengleshenme。womengranyaotou，yilianjingkongdishuo。

“woshenmeyebuzhidaoa，nishuotazhucaijiwodaoqian，wojiulaichileya，

sheizhidaoganghexiayibeiyinliaotajiubianchengzheiyangzile。”“shangcihewoxiangqinchifan，

shuohuadiaowo3wankuaiqianxinliguobuquyaohewodaoqian，zheishinaonayangya。”linjumenyitingjiuzhidaofashengleshenme。

“nihutua，suiranjialishinizizhudehaizi，dantazheixienianzhuanleqianduiniyebubo，

yebuyongzheizhongxiazuoshouduanhaitani？”zhaofangjianshiqingbailu，tayebuzhuangle，yilianlisuodangrandeshuo。

“wodangranshiweilejialihaoa，rujintachenglecanfei。neimedagegongsikendingdeyougerenbangtaguanli，

wozhishiweiletafuzeren。woerziyoushenmebuhao，tahaishihaiguipai，doushiyijiaren，zheijiaofeishuibuwailiu。

”linjutingdaozheigedaolihou，chenmodebushuohuale。yinweitamenjuedezhaofanghaoxiangshuodeyoudiandaoli。

youshibierenjiashi，yebuhaoduoshuoshenme。zhaofangjianzhuang，qiyanyoukaishigaoleqilai，zhihuizhelinju，

bachenzhengdongsongwangyiyuanzhiliao。chenzhengdongneicizhihoushanglegenben，zaiyiyuandiaolilehenzhangyiduanshijian，

zhaofanggenbenmeineimeduoshijianlaiguanwo。erwodetuiyehuifudechabuduole，keyihuanmanzouyidianlu，

danhaixuyaoguaizhangxiezhu。yigeyuehou，zhaofangyoukaishilinzheshuiguolanlaikanwangwo。

haosizhiqiandeshiqingmeifashengyiyang，yibianxunwenwojinqiguodezenmeyang，guanchawodetaidu。

womizheyanjingdaliangta。congzhiqianzaiwochachepianshangdongshoujiao，houlaihetaerzishejixiayaoyuxianghuiwoqingbai。

wobingbujuedetazheiyici，shidanchundelaikanwangwo。guoran，guanxinwomeijiju，tajiukaishijinruzhengti。

“jiali，nishiwocongxiaokandaodadehaizi，wofangxinnideweiren，woerziderenpin，niyebuyongdanxin，

niliangzaiyiqijiushitianzaodishedeyidui。tingmade，nvhaizijiushibuyaoneimexinku，

nihewoerzijiehunzaiyiqizhihou，zuoyigexianyunyehezhiren。shenmekuhuoleihuodourangtagan，nijiuzhiguantangping，

haoma？”zheibushizaibianxiangdishuo，jiehunyihouwoshouqijiadegongsigongshourangjitaerzi，

woxiexiayishenzerenzuojiatingzhufubei。zheisuanpanzhuzidoudadaowolianshangqule。wodandandao：“buhao。

”zhaofangzidongwushidiaowodejujue，lazhewodeshoujiushuo。“nizheihaizihainianqing，buyaoshuozheizhongsangqihua，

woyijingbangninliangbuzhihaolejiehunsuoyoudeliucheng，zhixuyaonirendaoxianchang，chilejiuxiyiqiedouhuijinruzhenggui。

”“nikan，woliannimendejiehunzhaodouyijingnongchulaile。”zhaofangjiwokanlezhaopian，

quandoushiyongwohechenzhengdongtouxiangpshangqudehunshazhao。tajuranyoushanzitiwozuolezheizhongshiqing，

yandihuaguoyisihenli。wopingshengzuitaoyandejiushibierenguihuawoderensheng。ertaqueyierzaizaiersanle，

tiaozhanwodejixian。henhao。woyidinghuizhunbeigedalidengdaita。neizhaopianjingguowodemianqian，yiguxiangweirubi，

woganjuedaosizhibaihaisuanruanwulixialai。zhaofangzaizhaopianshangfanglenengrangrenmeiyouliqideyao。

3jianwoguozhenmeiyouliqi，yangmuluchubenlaimianmu。lengshengdao：“sunjiali，nizhenshitaibuzhitaijule，

dangnianyaobushiwozizhuni，ninengyoujintian？nixianzaisuoyoudechengjiuhecaichan，douyinggaishuyuwoerzicaidui，

nifangxin，nihewoerzijiehun。jiushiwoerxifu，woyebuhuikuidaiyuni。”“zheiyicinizaishuaxiaocongming，

jiubieguaiwoshouxiabuliuqing。”wohenbumingbaidezhiwenta。“nizizhuwoshangxuesannian，woganjini，

wozhuandaoqianlezhihou，kouxinziwenbingmeiyoukuidainimen。songjiniyitaobieshuyiliangche，haiyouwubaiwandexianjin，

zheixieyuanyuanbinidangnianzizhujiwodesanwankuaiqianduodeduo。nideenqingandaoli，wozaojiuhaiqingle。

xiaoxintantaiduo，chibuxiahuichengpoduzi。”zhaofangmeimaoyishu，zhizhewodenaomenshuodao。“zenmenenggouhaiqing，

ninengdaxuebiyejiushiwotuojude。ruguonimeiyoudaxuebiye，ninengzuodaorujinchengjiu？

ninengyouneigezhishigandaojintianma？yaobushiyinweiwogongnidaxuebiye，nidaoxianzaihaizhishigegaozhongbiyexueli。

haibuzhidaozainaliniuluosidechangmeini，suoyinideneixiedongxiquanbudoushiwode。

”wobeichuodaohounaoshaozhuangzaiqiangshangzhongqiyuqing。zhaofangfaxiewanzhihou，tabawoguanzaiyijianxiaoheiwuli。

“zheijitiannichihelasadouzaizheilidaizhe，dengdaonihewoerzihunyanjieshuzhihou，wozaifangniziyou。

”menguanshangdeneiyike，wozuijiaoyangqi。duizhekongqishuo：“doutingdaolema？

”tingdunyihuihouwoyoujixudao：“yiqieanzhaowozhiqianfenfudequzuo，bixuliuxiarangtamenyinxiangshenkedejiyi。

”zhidaozhaofangguolai，wozaojiuzaifangle**zaierduoli。zicongnengtingdaozhangzhengdongdexinshenghou，

wojiuyizhiweitamentiaoxuanshihededuifang。neimexihuanqiangduowodedongxi，duiwoshiyongyixiexiasanlandeshouduan。

neijiubieguaiwoyiqirenzhidaohaizhi。wanbada。wojiushiguyirangzhaofangdeshou。xiangzaitaqinpenghaoyoumianqian，

rangtamuziliangzhidaoshenmecaishijiangweidaji。henkuaijiudaolehunyanneiyitian。zhaofanggaole50zhuo，

laidedoushitadeqinpenghaoyouhezhiqiandetongshi，lianlinjudouyaoqingle。

zhaofanghuaqianyaoqinglehunyantuanduilaishejixinniangxinlangzhuangzao。dantaquebuzhi，

woderenzaojiuyongchaonenglishoumailezheigehunyantuandui。yuandingdexinnianghuanchenglewotedingdenvren。

wohuanchenggongzuorenyuandeyifu，hunzairenqunzhong。kanzhexinniangbeilianggerenzuoyoufu，daizhetoushayibuyibuwangshangzou。

zhangzhengdongdexinshengyoupiaodaowodenaozhong。【taihaole，zhiyaoguolejinwan，woshangzhoudingdepaochejiukeyiquankuannaxia，

daoshihousuoyourendouhuixianmuwo。】【zheicizhunbeiqiquan，jinwanyidingyaonaxiasunjialiyinsizhaopianheshipin，

neixienengrangrentinghuadeyaoshuidouzhunbeihaole。woyidingyaobatakalisuoyoudeqiandouzhuandaowozhangshang，hahahaha。

】xiangdedaoshitingmei。zhuchirenrangxinrenjiaohuanjiezhihouxiankaitousha。dangzhangzhengdongkanqingyanqiandenvrenshi，

liansejinghedahanyiju。“zenmeshini？”【sunjialineigenvrenni？】zhaofangbudaozuihouyike，

tabuganfangsong，suoyiyizhidougenzaixinniangshenbian。tayeshizhangzhengdongxiankaixinniangtoushacaifaxiannvzhubushiwo。

taishangdexinniangliansenankandeshuo。“laogong，bushiwohaishishei？nizaiwaimianhaiyoubiedenvren？

wokeshiweinishengxialianggehaizidezhenbianrena。”【bushitabushita，bunengshita，

bixuhesunjialijiehunwocainengmingzhengyanshunqiangzoutadecaichan。】【panzifeibuguoshijiadaozhongluoleizhui。

】zhangzhengdongyibatuikaixinniang，nuchidao。“nizheigebuzhilianchidenvren？

daodiyaohenishuoduoshaobianwomenbuheshi，weishenmefeiyaojiuchanwoni？nibawodexinniangzangnaliqule？

”zhaofangpadaotaishang，chezhexinniangyifujiuyaobatalaxia。“xiao**，ganjiuchanwoerzi，buxianghuolea？

”wonazhehuatongshangqiandahanyiju。“liangrenbenlaijiushiyiduide，zennengjiaojiuchanni？

”woyeshiqianduanshijiancaizhidao，zhangzhengdongyounvpengyouhaishenglelianggehaizi。zhishiduifangyikaishijiajingbucuo，

fumubutongyinverjiajizhangzhengdong。houmiannvfangjiaturanyudaolewenti，jiazujinrujinrongweijiqianxiahenduozhaiwu，

zhangzhengdongganjuebumiaodiuxiamunvbuguanbugu。zhaofangdenglewoyiyan：“youshinigaodegui，jintiannicaishixinniang。

”taguolaiyuyaolazhuwodeshou，beiwoshenbiandegongzuorenyuandangzhule。woshuo：“nikebieluanshuo，

zheihunyanbenlaijiushijinierziheerxifuzhunbeide，haiyounineilianggekeaidexiaosunnv，

lianzhaopiandoushitamenquanjiafu。”zhaofangnongdehunshazhao，bianchenglezhangzhengdonghexinniangdehunshazhao。

erhoudamenjinlaileyiduiren，zouzaiqianmiandeyimingnanrenshixinniangdedidi。“qinjiamu，

nitoutoubanhunyanbuyaoqingwomenniangjiaren，taimeilishuleba。”zhaofanghezhangzhengdongkandaolairen，liansedoulvle。

woxiaolexiao，shounimendelaile。【wanlewanle，zheigedamotouzenmelaile，yaoshirangtazhidaowoqubiedenvren，

budebalewopi。】taishangxinniangkuzhehanleyiju。“didi，ganggangzheigelaotaipodalewo，

zhangzhengdonghaibuxianghewojiehun，taxianqiwomenjiabianqiongle。”nanrennuhanyiju，batuijiushangqujizhaofangjibazhang。

“jurangandawomeimei。”zhaofangbeidazuijiaoliuxue，canjiaoshengxiangmanzhenggeyanting。zhangzhengdongbatuijiupao，

beinanrendailaideqitarenzhuishangquzhuazhuyazaidishang。weixiezhangzhengdong：“jintianzheihunnibixujiwojiexiaqu。

”4panzifeishiwodatanzhangzhengdongguowangzhidaoderen。qishitajizhangzhengdongshenglianggehaizihou，

tadefumuxintengnveryijingyoudiansongkou。yuanyirangqinvergentajiehun。nazhidaojialimianganghaochushi，

haiqianxiale1000duowandezhaiwu，beizhangzhengdongzhidaohou，jueqingpaoqilepanzifeimuzisanren。