《tuer,nixifubeiqiangzoule,gankuaixiashanba》cishuzuoweiwulianglaodaodeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,qingjiequzheqiefengfu,ticaixiangduixinying,diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi:cirenyizou,xibeihoudailaidebingma,yigegegenzhefengkuangchuan,shengpapaodewanyibu,xiayigebaotoudejiushitale。……
第17章
mianduiguanzhudetaidu,lidaofengbingmeiyouduoshuoshenme,xiaolexiaobuzailihui。
zhengzhunbeilikaishi,yigetuizhelongyidenianqingnvzi!dangzhutadequlu。
“mafanrangyirang!xiexie!”
lidaofengcekaishen,rangnvzituizhelongyijinlai,longyishangshiyiweilaozhe,lianshangmiansekanqilaihencha,buguorenquexiandehenjingshen。
jiuzailidaofenglengshenzhiji,yiguanguanzhuzhangsimin,yijingkaishijilaozhebamaiqilai。
piankezhihou,zhangsimindelianse,zhujianbiandechenzhongqilai。
zhidaozhongyidedouzhidaozheijuhua,bupazhongyixiaoxixi,jiupazhongyimeiyandi。
zhongyiyidanzhoumei,neibuyongshuo,nitanshangshile!
guoran,zhangsiminfangkaishoushuodao:“laorenjia!nizheibingqingburongleguana!”
那老者倒是很豁达!
canglaodeshengyinshuodao:“wozhidao!mafanniledafu,wozheibinghenduozhuanjiadoukanguole,doushishushouwuce!yeshihaizimenxiazheteng!feiyaodaiwodaochuzhaodafu!”
zhangsimintanletanqidao:“laoyezi!zaixiaxueyibujing,nizheibingwozhibule,wozhinengjinikaijifuyao,jinidiaoyangdiaoyangshenzi,huoxunengrangnideshengmingduoyanzhangyiduanshijian!”
“neihaoa!dafu!nishihuagaosuwo,zheihainenghuoduojiu!”laozhewendao!
“laoyezi,nikongpayejiuzhiyousangeyuedeshijianle!baoqianle!”zhangsiminmeiyouyinman,lianserenzhenshuodao。
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zhishitashenpangdenvziqueyanjinghonghongde,yanleizhibuzhudeliulexialai。
“nizheiyatou!kushenmema!shenglaobingsishiziranguilvma!youshenmehaokude!zou!womenzouba!tuiwoquwaimianduozouzou。”
laozhechongaidepailepainvzidetou,yiliandeniai。
nvzicaleyanlei,mianqiangluchuxiaolian,duizhezhangsimindaoxiezhihou,tuizhelaozhejiuyaolikai。
kandaozheiyimu,lidaofengzuizhonghaishimeiyourenzhushuodao:“dengyixia!nizheibing,wonengzhi!”
lidaofenghualuo,musonglaozhedezhangsiminzhoumeidao:“xiaozi!nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema?renmingshiyonglaikaiwanxiaodema?”
mianduizhangsimindefennu,lidaofengyebushengqi,zuoweiyigeyizhe,duishengmingjingzhong,zheishizhidebierenzunzhongdeyigeren。
“tadebing,wozhendenengzhi!”lidaofengzaicishuodao。
benlaitingdaozheihua,yijingkuaiyaotuizhelaozhezouchumendenvzi,lianshangfuxianchuyimoxiwangzhise,keshidangtahuitou,kandaoshuohuaderenshilidaofeng,dunshibiaoqingbiandefennuqilai。
tayerenwei,lidaofengzaihushuobadao。
bijing,wulunshizhongyihaishixiyi,yishushuiping,neidoushianzhaonianlinglaikande。
zheiwanyijiushinianjiyuedayuechixiang。
lidaofeng,yigeershiduodexiaomaohai!tanengyoushenmeyishu。
zheigenianjiyejiuzaiyiyuangangshixi,huanhuanyao!caozuoyixiayiqi,ruguoshizhongyidehua,haizairenyaocaidejieduan。
tahuikanbing?jiujianguile!
erqietayeyedebing,shiquanshijiejigeguojiadezhuanjiadoushushouwucedebing,tayigemaomeizhangquandemaotouxiaoziqinengyizhi。
“xiaozi!chuiniukeyi,danshiyaokanchuishenmeniu!shengmingyongyuandoushiyaozunzhongde!buyaojirenmeiyouxiwangdexiwangzhidaoma?”zhangsiminfennudao。
“wozhennengzhi!”lidaofengrenzhenzhongfudao。
“niyaoshinengzhihaozheibing,laofujiniguixiaketou!”zhangsiminxiangshanlidaofengdezuibazi。
“ketoudaobuyong!yihuinijiwobayaozhuale!”lidaofengdandanxiaodao。
suiji,talaidaolaozheshenqianshuodao:“laoyezi!nizheibingwonengzhi,nikexiangxinwo?”
“laoyezi!nikebunengrangtahulai,tayigeruchouweigandemaotouxiaozi,huishenmeyishu!zheizhibingkebushinaozhewande!”
“nilaodebingnizijiyeqingchu!yijingdaolebingrugusuidedibu,ruguotanengzhihao,neizheitianxiakenengjiumeiyousirenle!”zhangsiminkuaibulaidaolaozheshenpangshuodao。
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xiyishanglaijiang,jiushihuanyoulaozhexinchendaixieyichangxingganbingyinfadeganyinghua,erqieyijingdaolewanqi,yijingdaolewufayizhidedibu。
ruguolidaofengzhendenenggouzhihaozheibing,neibushizheigeshijiefengle,jiushitafengle。
benlaijiuhuaiyilidaofengdenvzi,beizhangsiminzheiyangyishuo,jiugengjiabuxiangxinlidaofengle。
takendingshibuhuiranglidaofengzaitayeyeshenshanghunao,shuodao:“xiexienidehaoyi!buguo,buyongle!”
beiduifangjujue,lidaofengmomobizi,zheiduoshaohaiyouxieganga。
jiuyitaxianzaideyishu,ruguorangrenzhidaole,gujiyouduoshaorenhuiguizheqiutazhibing,xianzaitazhudong,renjiahaijujuele。
zhudongshangmenbeixianchou,neiwozou!
quebuxiang!laozheturanshuohua!
“yatou!fanshijiangjiuyigeyuanzi,jiranxiaoxiongditichulai,burujiurangtashishiyouhefang,fanzhenglaotouziwoyejiujigeyuekehuole!huoxu!zheiweixiaoxiongdizhendenengzhihaowoni!”
“keshiyeye......”
“fangxinle!jiusuanchulechacuo,haiyoubixianzaigenghuaidejieguoma!”laozhedaduansunnvdehua,youduilidaofengshuodao:
“xiaoxiongdi!laotouziwohouyanqingnijiwozhibing!youlaoxiaoxiongdile!”
lidaofengdiandiantou,yebuduohua,congyidouzhongtaochujimeijinzhen。
zheijinzhenshitashifutaixulaodaojitade,suiranbibushangchuanchengdexianheshenzhen,danshiyeshifenzhengui。
zheijinzhensijinfeijin,shiyizhonghenteshudecaizhizhizuocheng。
tashifushuo,zheishiguwu,zidaiquchubingxiezhiqideliliang。
lidaofengjiuhuaiyi,zheishibushiyoushicongnagefenmulimiantaochulaidedongxi。
“laoyezi!nishiganjingluobeibingxiezhiqiruqin,shangjiganzang,ganzhumu,muxiangzhengshengqi,niganzangbeixiesuiqinshi,shiquleshengqi!ganzangxueyedaizhebingxiezhiqi,youzouquanshen,caidaozhinibingrugaohuang,woyaoyongjinzhenguoxuezhifa,qusanniganjingluodexiesui!ganjingluohuifushengqi,niziranerquan!”
lidaofengshuodeshenhuqishen,tingdeyiguanlimiandesuoyourenmujingkoudai,shenmexiesui,bingxiezhiqitamenhaizhendehenshaotingdaoguo。
“xiaozi!nishaoxuzhangshengshi,laofuxingyisishiduonian,zhenjiuzhifayehuiyidian,keconglaimeiyoutingguo,zhiyongzhenjiujiunengzhihaobingdedaoli!”
yiweikanrenaodetongxing,renbuzhuhechishuodao。
“zheixiaozibuhuishiweilezhuangbi,yaocaojianrenmingba!”
“ng!youzheigekeneng,nimeikandaoneilaozhesunnvneimepiaoliangma,zheixiaoziyidingshiboyanqiu,yaopaoniu!”
“wokao!bushiba!zheime**ma?nandaowokuaisanshile,haishidanshengoudeyuanyin,jiushiwobugou**?”
......
yishizhijian!shennongguanliliwaiwai,zhongshuofenfen,douhuaiyilidaofengshizaizhuangbi,meiyouyigekanhaotade。
duizheiyiqie,lidaofengzhiruowangwen,yihuishoushichuletaijijiuzhen!
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