wojuede《tuerxiashanjiehunquba》tingbucuode,zheizhongdoushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuotebieduo,zheibenshihentaorenxihuande。《tuerxiashanjiehunquba》jianjie:“guxiansheng,jiamujinzaofanlebing,ninjinqushaozuoyihui,hunyuedeshiqingzanmenmanmantan……”shenzhennanrucikeqi,guyuburenjujue,tanlekouqigenzhetajinlebieshu……
chenpengxianzaishiyixinxiangbaofuguyu,gubuleneimeduole。
tangtangchenjiadashaoye,congxiaohanzhejintangchizhangda,yizhidoushichenpengqifubieren,zhenggejiangchenghaimeirengansuanjita。
erqiehaishizaizijixinyidenvshengmianqianchuchou……
kefanqizhoulezhoumei,dishengquandao:“chenshao,wodaobushixintengjiudianlidedongxibeiza,zhishijiuhuihaimeijieshu,nindairenzheimedazhangqigudejinqudongshou,chenxianshengruoshizhidaole,ninnanmianyaobeixunshangyidun!”
“shenxiaojieyezailoushang,shoushixingguneixiaozijiandan,kedezuileshenjia,niyihouruhemianduishenxiaojiea?”
chenpengshaoshaolenglexia,tadaomeixiangneimeduo。
“neinishuogaizenmeban?”chenpengqiangyazhexintoudenuhuo,naizhexingziwendao。
“buruzheiyang,woshangquzhaorenduoguanneixiaozijibeijiu,yihuidengjiuhuijieshu,rangnidezheixieshouxiazaiwaimiandongshou……ninzuihaobielumian,zuozaichelikanxijiuhao!”
chenpenglianxulaleliangtian,xianzaihaizhanbuwenni,zaisankaolvhou,diantoudayinglefanqi,beirenfuzhezuanjinlechenei。
fanqilaidaoyanhuiting,sizhoukanlekan,faxianlezhengzaiheshenxinyaosuxueyanliaotiandeguyu。
jiaoshangjigeguanxihaibucuodepengyou,jiangchenpenggangcaidezhufuduizhejirenshuoleyibian,fanqidaizhetamenzouxiangleguyu。
“shenxiaojie,suxiaojie,gangcaiyizhizaimang,zhaohubuzhoua!”
fanqirenweizhi,shengxiandao!shenhouhaigenzhelianggeduanzhejiushuidefuwusheng,yijishenzheguangxiandehaomenkuoshao。
dajianianjixiangfang,shenxinyaogensuxueyanyerenshizheijiren,xiaozhehuidao:“nifanshaoyekeshidamangren,womenkebugandanwunishijiana。”
shenxinyaozuodaoleguyudeshafashang,jiezheshuodao:“haojiumeizaiyiqizuole,gangcaiyeduoxienichumianbangxueyandemang,wojingniyibei!”
gangcailiaotiandeshihou,shenxinyaoyijingliangbeihongjiuxiadule,xiaolianhongpupudefeichangkeai,guyuxiangyaoquan,kezheixiaoyatouyizhimeilita。
fanqijirenluozuo,genshenxinyaotamenheleliangbei,danzheixiejingchangzaiwaimianhuatianjiudidehaomenkuoshaojiuliangyaobishenxinyaotamenlianggenvshengqiangdeduo。
jianliangrendouyouxiezuile,guyuqingqingpenglexiashenxinyaodegebodishengquandao:“shijianyebuzaole,zaihexiaquyihuiwoyaokangzhenilikaile,zanmenhaishixianzouba。”
“yaoniguana?wohaimeihezuini!”shenxinyaoshuozhehua,taishouzhaolailebuyuanchudefuwuyuanyaoleyipinghongjiu。
“shia,guxianshengnikebiesaoxinga!ruoshihaipashenxiaojiezuile,nilaititaheruhe?zanmendiyicijianmian,woxianjingniyibei!”
fanqiyiliandeweixiao,guyuxiangjujuedoumeibanfakaikou。
jianshenxinyaohaiyaodaojiu,guyutanlekouqidao:“haoba,jirandajiayouxingzhi,wopeinimenhe!”
guyuzuozhileshenti,yibaduoguoleshenxinyaoshouzhongdeneipinghongjiu。
zixiaozaiyinlongshanzhangda,guyudeshifujiushiyigejiugui,meitianbuheshangliangjindoushuibuzhejue,errumuranxia,guyushiduosuishihoujiukaishitoutouhejiu。
kezidaxiulianchulelingqi,taquefaxianneizhongliexingdeshaodaozijiuduizijimeiyingxiangle,yipingbaijiuxiadu,xianggemeishirenyiyang,suizhelingqizaijingmaizhizhongyouzou,jiujinghuiwanquanbeixishidiao,suoyichenghuguyuqianbeibuzuiyidiandoubuweiguo。
zheizhongzhiyouershiduodudehongjiu,zaiguyumianqianjiugenliangbaikaimeishenmequbie……
yikouqiguanledabanpinghongjiu,guyucazhezuibayaoleyaotoudao:“zheiwanyihezhemeijing,zanmenhuanbaideruhe?”
fanqigentashenbiandeneijigenianqingrenkanguyuyikouqimenledabanpinghongjiu,zaojiushayanle,lengzaineiyagenjiumeitingqingchuguyudehua。
“meiyoua?neisuanle,qianjiuyixiaba!”guyutanlekouqi,yangtouyoujiangshengxiadehongjiudaojinlezuili。
“**,zheixiaozihejiutinglihaia,yipinghongjiuliangfenzhongmeile……”
fanqigankaileyiju,huiguoshenlaihouxinzhongyoushiyixi。
jiqiankuaiyipingdehongjiutabufangzaixinshang,pajiupameibaguyujiguanzui。
“guxiansheng,ningangcaishuoshenme?”
“nizheiliyoubaidema?hongjiuwohebuxiguan!”guyuyaohuanglexiashouzhongdekongjiuping,manbujingxindewendao。
“you!you!wozheijiurangrenquna!”fanqilianliandiantou,jiaolailebuyuanchudefuwuyuan。
suxueyanyebeizhenzhule,yonggebopenglepengshenbiandeshenxinyao,yadileshengyinwendao:“zheijiahuo,buhuishigejiuguiba?”
“buzhidao,heduolezhenghao,wanshangbuyonggenwoqiangbeizile!”shenxinyaohongzhexiaoliansuikouhuidao。
suxueyanyizheng,mangwendao:“nimen……nimenzhuzaiyiqi?”
shenxinyaozizhishuoloulezui,xiufendehuidao:“nikebieluanxiang,womenshenmeyemeifasheng!”
kesuxueyantailejieshenxinyaole,kandaotazheifuyangzi,xinzhongyijingqueding,zijizheiguimibachengshiduiguyuyouhaoganle。
xiangdaozheili,suxueyanbuzhiweihe,xinzhongjingranfanqileyisisuanse……
“guxiansheng,zheikeshizhenzangduoniandehaojiua,jintianzanmenxiangliaoshenhuan,womenlaigebuzuibuguizenmeyang?”
zhizhefuwushengbanlaideyixiangbaijiu,fanqizhuangchuyifuhaoqingmanhuaidemoyangshuodao。
guyusonglesongjiandao:“wowusuowei,zhiyaonimenbuhepaxiajiuxing!”
fanqigenshenbiandesigenianqingrenxiangshiyixiao,dakailejipingbaijiufangzailechajishang,zhouweineixiejiangchengdeshangjiemingliuyebeixiyinleguolai,yifukanrenaodeyangzi。
“zheidoubangexiaoshile,fanqineijiahuozenmehaimeixialai?”
jiudiandamenqian,chenpengzuozaichenei,yilianbushuangdefazhelaosao。
chenei,echoupubi,danqianmianzuozhedeneilianggerenquebuganbiaoxianchubandianyane。
“laozhang,niqulimiankankan!”chenpengrouzhehaizaibuduanfantengdeduzi,taijiaochuailexiafujiashidezuoyi。
neidahanrumengdashe,lianmangtuikailechemen,xiaquhoushenhuxilejikouxinxiankongqi,miansezongsuanzhengchangleyixie。
kedangtalaidaoloushangyanhuitinghou,quefaxianluodichuangbian,ershiduohaorenzhengweizaiyiqi。
guyumianseruchang,mianqianfangzhesangebaijiuping,zuozaiduimiandefanqiheneijigenianqingren,queyijingmiansetonghong,yanshenmilile。
zheidahanlenglexia,ganmangxialoujiangshangmiandeqingkuangduichenpengjiangleyibian。
chenpengrenbuzhuanmadao:“fanqizheigefeiwu,meibaxinggudeneixiaoziguanzui,zijijingranxianhepaxiale……”
shiduofenzhonghou,jiudianneiluluxuxudezouchuleyixiecanjiajiuhuideren,chenpengzuanjinlequantou,yaoyaqiechidefenfudao:“doujiwodingjinle,zhiyaoneixiaoziyichulai,nimenjiuxiachedongshou!”
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