doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《tuerxiashanba，sushideguniangbishinianghao》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedexiaoshuo，zhurengongsongyaxialianerdegushiduqilaichaoshuang，xihuancileizuopindeguangdaduzhepengyou，qianwanbuyaocuoguodashen“laochao”dailaidexijingneirong：zhuorusuisuiranrengaomada，tasuiranbuhaipaherendajia，danshikanjianzheimedadeyiqunbianfu，shuoshenmeyebuganchuqu……
……
benlaihaixiangzhetuihunhoushundaibangmangjixiajiaquchuneimowuyun，zenliaoneinvrenzhijiejizijilaileyitaoxiamawei。
songyataochushouzhongdehunshu，hengleyisheng：
“qinmashizheifuxingzi，zuonverdegujiyehaobudaonaliqu。”
zailikailebieshuquhou，songyazhibenyunshangongmu。
neilimaizhezijidefumuhenainai。
erjiuzaijinrumudizhishi，yuanchuderukouchuxiansiwudaokuiwushenying，zaikanjiansongyadeneiyike，bianshizangshenqilai。
weishoudeguangtounanzhizhesongya，lenglengdao：
“kanjianneibiandexiaozilemei？neijiushichengeshuoyaoduanshouduantuideren，shichengershiwan！”
jirentingdaoyouershiwan，weisuodeyanjinglidunshisanchuguanglai，xiayimiaojiuzhijiechaoshanglejiahuo。
“hehe，laoda，zheixiaoziwoyirenjiunenggaoding！”
shuozhe，duiwuzhongdehuangmaojiudaizheyibadakandaochongleshangqu。
songyazaoyijingganzhidaocongzijilikaibieshuquhou，jiuyouyiqunrenguiguisuisuidigenzongziji，buguozheixielianlouyidoubushidejiahuosihaorubuletadefayan。
huangmaodangzhuletadequlu，waizhetouyongshetoutianshizhedaoren。
“xiaozi，yourenyaomainideshouhetui，shixiangdianlaolaoshishizhanneiaizou，bulaoshidehua，kenengbuzhishiaidunzouzheimejiandanle！”
songyazhishipingdandikanletayiyan，ziguzidijixuxiangqianzou。
“hei，nizheixiaozitingbudongrenhuashiba！”
huangmaokandaotazhijiezouxiangziji，yishijianyiweizheixiaozishibushinaoziyoubing，zheimedadekandaokanbujianma？
huangmaoyanjingliluchuyisihenyi，xiayikejiuchaodaokanxiangtadeshou。
ranerzhengdengkandaohaijuzaibankongzhongdeshihou，hujueshentiyizhan，shenquxiangshibeishenmejinguleside，dangsongyazoudaotashenbiandeneiyike，hong！
huangmaodeshenqurutongpaodansidefeishechuqu。
qitarendoulengle，fashengleshenmeshi？
“别发呆。”
huran，songyacubujifangdilaidaoqitarendeyanqian，yishunjianguangtouhetadexiaodimenjingjueshentixiangshibeishenmekongzhiyiyang，yingshengshengtangxiangdimian。
zhei、zheishiyushangshenxianlema？
songyadeshengyinchuanlai：“nimencongbieshuquchulaijiuyizhigenzhewo，shixiajiaderenrangnilaide？”
“不、不是。”
轰！
songyaqingdianguangtounandenaodai，tadenaodaimengdixiangdimianxiazhui。
“shixiajiaderenma？”songyaweixiaozhekanxiangyipangdexiaodi。
songyadexiaorongjiuxiangshidiyulidemogui，nalihaiganyinmanshenme：
“shi，shixiajiadechenzhangshi！”
yezhiyouxiajiale……chulaiyandou，yilushangyejiuzhizhaoreleneiweifuren。
hunshumeinadao，jiudasuanyongqiangde，zheiweifurendaoshihaoshouduan。
songyameiyoutongxiashashou，shouhuitadeli，dandandao：
“huiqugaosunimendezhuzi，wobenlaidasuansilehunshu，xianzai……meikenengle。”
dafazouleyiqunlouyihou，songyabingmeiyoujingzhilikai，ershikanleyiyanbuyuanchu，dandandao：
“kanlezheimejiu，haibuchulai？”
“haha，laofuhaiyiweizangdegoushen，meixiangdaohaishibeixiaoyoushipole。”
songyashensebingleng，“niyeshixiajiapailaideren？”
tadeshixiankanxianglaoren，zhijianhouzheyishenposudezhongshanzhuang，xuxuzoulai。
jiaobuwenzhong、zhoushenzidaijingqi，kanlaishigeshenshoubucuodewuzhe，buguo……songyajinshiyanshenyipiejiudongchuanlelaorendequanbu。
“hehe，wozhishiluguozheili，xiaoyoububidanxin，wofangcaizhishikanjiannigangcaishizhandewugong，zheicaizhuzuleyihuier。”laorenkanqilaibingmeiyoueyi，“xiaoyouyeshixiudaoxiwuzhiren？”
woshixiuxian……songyadiandiantou。
laorenshenqingsihubiandeyouxiejidong，xiayikejingshibaoquandao：
“laofuyijingshunianmeiyouyushangxiudaoxiwuzhiren，zheiyishendebenshiyebuzhidaotuibumeiyou，buzhidaoxiaoyounengfouhewojiandanguoshangjizhao？”
宋衙此刻却拒绝道：
“laoxiansheng，nizhoushenjinmaijieyoushousun，xiangbishinianqingshiliuxiadebinggen，zheixienianlaixiuyangsuiranhuifulebushao，danyebuyingdadonggange。”
laorenxiaorongyizhi，“xiaoyou，ni、nizhishiyiyanjiukanchulewodebing？”
“cengxueguoyixiepimaoxiangshu，lvezhiyier。”
“neixiaoyoushifouyoujiejuezhifa？！”laorendeshenqingjidong。
yaozhidao，zijizheibingyishishushiniandewangumaobing，zijizaidajiangnanbeixunletaiduodemingyidoushizhongmeiyoubanfajiejue。
“banfahenjiandan，zhibuguo……nishenhousihugenlejigechouchong。”
唰唰唰！
huranjian，weiyuzhengbeifangxiangdeqiheilinzilicuanchulaishudaoheiying，zhijianzheijirenjieshipeidaiheisemianzhao，sihuchuandaizheyishenjingheisedecikefushi。
“*****！”
zhitingdezheijirenshuochuwoyu，zaidapeizheiaixiaodeshencai，songyabianshizhixiaozheixiecikejingshiworen。
“gaisideworen，jingranhaiganzhuidaozheili！”
“zhaoqianlong，nidesiqidaole！”weishoudeworencaozheyikoubiejiaodezhongwen，shiyishouxiadongshou。
laorenjianci，mianseyinu，ranerzhengdangtayaodongshoujian，songyadongle！
咻——！
songyadedongzuojikuai，laorenzaifanyingguolaideshunjian，zhijianqianzhejingrutongguimeibanshunzhijimingworenmianqian，kacakaca！
worengenbenlianfanyingdeshijiandoumeiyoujiubeijinshuningduanlebozi。
zangshenyijiudeworenwanquanmeixiangdao，tamenchuxinjilvxujiudecishajihuamomingqimiaodishibaile，shenzhitamenzijihaisizaileyigenianqingrenshoushang。
laorenshenqingzhenjing，tasuizhixiaoyanqianzheigenianqingrenshilibujiandan，danzheijigecishazijideworenyefeixunchangwuzhe，kejinjinshiyigezhaomian，zheiqunjiahuojinshudoubeiniuduanlebozi！
nanbucheng，zheiweixiaoyounianjiqingqingyishidadaolezongshizhijing？
ke、zongshizhijingnanrudengtian，jishicongjishikaishixiuxingwudao，yebukenengzaizheigenianji……
mofei，yanqianyishifanpuguizhen？
zaixiangdaofangcaitajinshiyiyanjiunengkanchuzijidebingzheng，kejianqishilijueduifeifan。
songyafuxiushouhui，shenqianbianshizheijimingworendeshishou。
“worenyeganlaiwolongguozuoxingcizhishi，dangzhu！”
laorenyeshihuoledabanbeizideren，cikexunsuqingchumingbaiyanqianzheiweinianqingrennashishenmexiaoyou，fenmingjiushizaoyifanpuguizhendedazongshi！
erjiuzaitadasuanbaoquanzhiji，xiongfuchubianchuanlaiyizhenmentong。
老毛病又犯了……
laorenxianxieliangqiangdaodizhiji，songyajishichushou，youshoufuzhulaorenshouwanneike，yeshiweitashusongleyisijingqi。
“laoxianshengdebing，bunengzaituo。buchuyiyueshijian，zheibingjiuhuichediqinruwuzangliufu，jieshidaluotianxianlaileyewujikeshi。”
laorentingci，laolianmotan，“yegaishiwomingjueyuci，buguoxiangdaodangchuzheishiweilejiuchubeineiqunworenweikundepengyoushoudeshang，xiangxiangyemeishenmeyihan。”
queshishiwoguoneibiandeyizhongwufazaochengdeshang，bingmeiyoushuohuang。
suihoutingdaolaorennianqingshicengyirenlizhanworenzeikou，tingdaociraoshisongyadoubujinyouxiedongrong。
“laoxianshengruoshiyuanyixiangxinwo，wokeyizhihaonidebing。”
laorenyanshenyijing，“dang、dangzhen？”
laorenyishijianbuquedingzheishibushichoujiashexiadexianjing，jingliletaiduoshiqingdetaziranhuiyouyisigulv。
buguo，zhengzaitayoulvzhiji，songyaqueshiyijingyunsongjingqijinrulaorentinei。
xiayishun，laorenjiujiandaozaiqishouzhongbianhuanchushiermeiyinzhen，shuashuashua！
piankejianbianshiciruxiongfugechu。
laorendanyoujian，quezaikanjianyinzhendepailieweizhi，herandajing。
“玄天十二针！”
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