《tianfuyibing！geshenchudaowusuiban》zheibenshukuailedewudaodaoshixiedefeichanghao，lizeyanlinsichendengmeigerenwugushidoujiaodaidefeichangqingchu，neirongyehenjingcai，feichangzhidekanyue。《tianfuyibing！geshenchudaowusuiban》jianjie：bushaozhouweiweiguolaidexiaojiejie，kandelinsichenyanjingdoushibuyoudefaguang。“youshuaiyoukeaiyouku，hainengchang...baozangdidiei!”“zhidaotaxihuanshenmeyangyanse……
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tingdaolezijibabadehua，linsichenyeshizhengzhongdidianlediantou。
手握麦克风
linsichenyeshisixuwanqian。
suiranshidianleyizhangdedengzi，suiranhaishiwusuidexiaohaier。
danshitazhanshanglezheiyangdewutai。
neifencengjinggechangdeganjue，fangfoyixiazidouhuilaile。
tawojinqianmiandemaikefeng，turandashengdihandao。
zhinengaoangdeshengyinyixiazichongchilezheiyipianquyu。
“wobabamamaxieleyishouge!jiaozuo《mystupidheart》。
大家看过来!
Letsgo!”
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linsichenzheizhinendeyisangzi。
bianshishunjiangouqilezhouweirendehuiying，bushaorendouhuiletou。
“youyisi，guoqukankan...”
henkuai，bianshijiangzhouweilinglingluoluoderenxiyinleguolai。
kandaolinsichendezheiyishenxingtou，tamenyeshibuyoudeyilunleqilai。
“you~xiaohaizidoulaimaichangle？”
“wokao，youyisi!xianzaimaichangjuandaozheigedibulema？!xiaohaidoulaile...”
“aiaiai~zheihaishiyigeleduiai!
zhei..zheijisuidadezhuchang？”
“zheifumuyeshiyouyisi，hehe...
weilexiyinyanqiu，rangzijidexiaohaishangtaichangge!”
“啧啧啧...”
“ai~jisuidexiaohai，nalinengchangdehaoting？
zheiliderengujidoushiguolaikankanrenaode。”
“zheiyangdadexiaohaijiuyinggaibaodianxingqubana!
guolaichangge？gaoshenmefeiji？”
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linsichenneiwojinmaikefengyilianrenzhendeyangzi。
kumengkumengde，queyeshixiyinlebushaodexiaojiejiedemuguang。
rangtamenrenbuzhujiuxiangshangquruayixiatadelian。
“xiaoshuaige，buyaochanggele。
xialaijijiejieruayixia，jiejiejinidashangya！”
“haokeaidexiaodidi!”
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“daxiaojiuzheimekudema？”
“dingzhezheiyizhangkeaidelian，zheikukudeganjue，haoxiangyongmadaijitadabaodaizou。”
“xialaiba，shangmianweixian，rangyiyibaobao。”
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pangbiandezhunbeilikaideyinlerenlinyutao，kanzhejizijierzibanzoudefuqiliang。
tawunaidiyaoleyaotou，kanzhe。
“唉...”
yinweihaizi，yinweijialidepinqiongbuyoudefangqileyinle。
xianzaiyouweizijidehaizibanzou。
neizheigujijiushigaobiezuihouderenxingle。
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舞台上。
linyongjunheliuchenxinkanzhejingranyouzheimeduorenweiguolai，yeshibuyoudeweiweijingxileqilai。
tamenyuanlaihaidanxinlinsichenshangletaizhihou，huiyinweihaipashikaibulekouhuozhechanggekadun。
danshimeixiangdaodanglinsichennadaomaikefeng，budanbuqiechang，erqiezheiyangyishenghuhanjingranxiyinlailezheimeduoren。
tamendeerzibitamenxiangxiangzhongdegengyaoyouxiua!
lianggerenduishileyiyan，shiyiyixiadianlediantou。
suizhibianshizouxiangleneidonggandeyinle。
suiranjinyousangerendeledui，danshiyinweiguoqiangdeyinlediyun，zhijiezaixianchangdaiqilejiliedeqianzou。
shishi，linsichenwojinhuatong。
zhinenquebangbodeshengyincongtadehoulonglichangchu。
“mystupidheart!”
“don'tknow!”
“i'vetriedtoletyougo!”
“somanytimesbefore，thenwoundupatyourdoor!”
jinjinshiyikaikou，zhinenquejijubaofaxingdeshengyin，shunjian“zhuazhu”lexianchangsuoyourendeerduo。
meiyigerenfensandezhuyilidoushibuyoudejizhongzailelinsichendeshenshang。
嗯？
嗯！！！！！！
yanjingliluchulechuhuyiliaodebiaoqing。
jingran...jingranzheimehaoting!
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shangyishisuomoliandegechangjiqiao，zaizheiyangyifujianzhinendegehouzhixia，zhijiejiangzheishougebiaoxiandelinlijinzhi。
yikaikoudechongji，zhijiezaochenglejijubaozhadexiaoguo。
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erneipangbiandelinyutao，benlaishibaozhetingyitingdexinqing。
queshizaitingdaozheiyangyiduangecizhihou，yixiazidengdaleyanjing。
这什么玩意儿？
tayuanlaizhishiyiweishilinyongjunfufugaobieyinle，zuihoujihaiziliuxiayigenanwangdejiyi，shitamendeziyuzileeryi。
danshidanglinsichenzheiyangdeqianzouyichulai。
tadenaohailizhishenglianggezi。
挖槽——
“这尼玛五岁？”
“zheitemiaodeshishenmechanggonga？zheishizheigenianjinengyongyoudechanggong？”
tayixiazifangxialezijidejita，“dengdengdeng~”dizouguoqu，ranhoujijinlerenqunlimian。
taxiangtingdegengqingchuyidian。
不对。
tahaoxiangwendaoleweilaizhixingdeweidao。
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geshengxuxuerjin，linsichennianjisuixiao，danshiduizheiyangdeyishougequeshibawodehenwen。
“mystupid~”
can'tbelievethatihaven'tfiguredoutbynow~
everytimeicallyouup~
allyoudoisletmedown~
letsgo!”
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gequzaijinxing，xianchangderenbuyoudehuanguoleshen。
lenglengdikanzheshangmiandehaizi。
“dengdeng？zheitemiaodeshixiaohai？changdehaishiyingwenge？”
“buduijing，shifenyoubafenbuduijing!”
bushaorendoushiroulerouyanjing，jixukanxiangwutai。
“wacao——，meikancuo！”
“zheitemiaode，nalaideyaonie？!”
“wojiadehaizizaitazheigenianjilianshuohuadoubuliuli，renjiashangtaizhijiebiaoyingwenge？
尼玛？”
bushaozhouweiweiguolaidexiaojiejie，kandelinsichenyanjingdoushibuyoudefaguang。
“youshuaiyoukeaiyouku，hainengchang...baozangdidiei!”
“zhidaotaxihuanshenmeyangyansedemadai...”
“麻袋+1!”
“haoxiangbaohuijiarua，ranhourangtatiantianjiwochangge。”
“wokao，nihaoedu。”
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linsichenzheiyiduanyingwengedebaofa，zhinendeshengyinyixiazigaidaolezhouwei。
zhinenpengbojijubaofalideshengyin，shenzhirangzheiyipianquyuzhouweimaichangdeyinlerendoushibuyoudetingxialezijidedongzuo。
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