doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《tianfengzhanshen》shiyibukoubeizhizuo，benwenzaishangxianzhihouyinfayizhenyuedurechao，buyaocuoguozhujiaolifengqinqingyanyidejingcaigushi，dashen“wuguanzhonglangjiang”dailaideneirongyou：yishenghaoling，jiancaixiehuishibalishi，quanbutuichu！zhoutaidairuomuji，lianshangzaiyemeilezhiqiandexiaozhang。meilejiancaixiehui，zhoujiazailanchengdeyingxianglijiangyiluo……
kanzhelifengzixindeyangzi，qinqingbujinxianruchiyi，lianxiangdaorujinjialideqingkuang，suoxingyaoyaoya，qishenshuodao：“yeye，wodayingniquyaozhang。”
“ni！nigechouyatoushibushifengle！wanyinibeibaogedahuirongle，zhoushaokejiubuyaonile！”
liuhuifangjizheshangcuanxiatiao。
suoyourendachiyijing，jiulianqinlaoyezidoumeixiangdaoqinqingjingranhuidayingxialai。
qinhaidengrenqueshilengxiaobuyi。
zhijianqinhaicongkoudailitaochuwukuaiqian，rengzaiqinqingjiaoxia：“kanzainiyongqikejiadefenshang，zheiwukuaiqiansongjinizuogongjiaoche。”
qinlanyeshishuangshoubaoxiong，tiaozhemeishuodao：“zheikeshiniziyuanqudea，daoshihoubeidacanle，kebieshuoshiwomenqinjiabiniqude。”
lifengmuguanglenglengdesaoguojiren，wanquanbuyuanyidali，yiquntiaoliangxiaochoubale。
jingzhiqianqiqinqingdexiaoshoujiuchaobieshuwaizouqu。
liuhuifangfufuerren，cikejiderutongreguoshangdemayi，liuhuifangdao：“xianzaizhiyouqiuzhoushaobangmangle，zhoushaoyixiangxihuanxiaoqing……”
……
汽车城。
qinqinglinzheliangdaigangmaideshuiguo，dingzhuyipangdelifeng：“yihuinishaoshuodianhua，qianwanbierebaogeshengqizhidaoma。”
lifengwenyandiandiantou，qinqingzheicaishaoshaofangxinyixie。
zhengdangliangrenzhunbeiqiaoxiangbaogebangongshidemenshi，shenhouturanchuanlaideyizhenjicudelabasheng。
zhijianyiliangfensedebaoshijietingzailiangrenshenbian，chechuangyaoxia，luchuqinlanneizhangkebodezuilian。
“yo，nimenlianggehaizhenganlaiyaozhanga，wohaiyiweinimenzhishichuiniueryi。”
“qinlan，nilaizuoshenme？”
qinqingxiumeijincu，yuqibunaidao。
“dangranlaimaichele，nandaohenimenzheilianggefeiwuyiyangguolaiyaozhaiaidaa？”
qinlandaizhemojing，yuqiliyanshibuzhudeaorandao：“nimenyizou，yeyebianjidajiapailefenhong，womenjiajinnianyoufenleliangbaiwan，youlezheibiqian，wodangranyaomailianghaochedangshengriliwuge，buxiangni，meinianshengriliangedapaidangdouchibuqi……”
tingdaozheihua，qinqingxiaoshouzuanquan，zhenggerenweiweizhandouzhe。
lifenggouzhezuijiao，lengxiaodao：“qinlan，buguoliangbaiwaneryi，youshenmekedeyide。tianfengtouzijituanzuitaoyandejiushinizheizhongyoudianxiaoqianjiumainongderen，touzideshiqing，nijiubiexiangle。”
“你！”
qinlanyishiqiji，lenghengdao：“nigeshazi，xianzaidaoshinengshuohuidao，xiwangyihuiyaozhaishiyenengzheimeyingqi。”
shuowan，qinlanqichongchongdekaimenxiache，niuzheyaozhizoujinbangongshi。
qinqingerrenyeganmanggenshangqianqu。
yijinmen，biankandaokuanchangdebangongshili，daizhejinxiangliandenanzizhenglouzheyigepiaoliangdenvxiaoshoushangxiaqishou，lianshangdedaobakanderangrenfachu。
kandaoyourenjinlai，baogechenxialian，hechidao：“nalaidebiesan，ganjingunchuqu，biedaraolaozidexingzhi。”
人的名树的影。
baogedehuarangqinlanlenghanzhimao，tayouxiejiebadeshuodao：
“bao……baoge，woshiqinlan，shifangshaotuijianguolaimaichede。”
tingdaozheihua，baogemeitouyitiao，lianshangfuxianxiaorong：“yuanlaishiqinlanxiaojie，qingzuo。”
zhiqian，fangzihanqueshijitadaguodianhua，yiliujiazufangjiakaikou，taziranyaojijifenmianzi。
danfanshihaochedeyonghu，tadoushiqinzijiedai，zheiyeshitalongluoshijiahaomendeshouduanzhiyi。
“这两位是？”
baogeliuyidaomenkoudeliangren，bujiedewendao。
yankanbaogetaidufantianfudidebianhua，qinlanxinlibujinyizhenshushuang，zhijiantayaogongsideshuodao：
“baoge，ninhaijideqinjiadeneibizhaima，zheiliangfeiwushilaiyaozhaide！”
“buguoqingninfangxin，zheihewowuguan，wojiushidanchunlaimaichede。”
“原来如此。”
tingdaozheihua，baogediandiantou，zhenggerenwanghouyiyang，yinzhidesanjiaoyandingzheqinqingerren：“meixiangdao，jingranhaiyoubuzhangyandeganlaiqichechengyaozhai，pashixianmingzhanglea。”
beibaogelenglengdemuguangsaoguo，qinqingbuyoushentiwanghouyisuo：“baoge，nindarenyoudaliang，zheibizhaiwomenzhendehenxuyao……”
“fouze，womenyijiaderizijiuguobuxiaqule。”
“heng，nimenjiaguobuxiaquhewoyoushenmeguanxi。”
baogelenghengyisheng，jifengdao：“zaiqichechengzheiyimusanfendi，jiusuanshitianwanglaozilaile，woshuobuhaijiubuhai，ninengnaiwohe？”
qinqingqikuyixiao，yanshenlijinshijuewang。
zheishi，lifengdeshengyinyouyouxiangqi。
“shenmeshihouqichechengshiniququyigeshenbaoshuolesuande？”
zhenmingjiaoshenbaodebaoge，tingdaozheihuayizheng。
tazuishangguazhelengxiao，youxiebunaidao：“xiaozi，nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema！”
qinlangengshichongzhelifenghechidao：“nigeshazi，qichechengdangranshibaogeshuolesuan！haibuganjinguixiajibaogedaoqian！”
qinqinglianseshabai，jinzhangdelazhelifengdeyixiu，shiyitabuyaozaishuole。
ranerlifengquesihaobuju，shuodao：“nandaowoshuocuole？zheiqichechengyinggaishishensandechanyeba，zhiyuni，buguoshitiaokanmengoueryi。”
zailaidelushang，shenbaodeziliaojiuyijingfadaolifengshouji，tabuguoshishensandeshouxiaeryi，ershensan，quecengjingzaixuezhanlongshouxiadangguobing。
tingdaozheihua，baogeetoushangdeqingjintiaodong，danhaishiqiangxingyaxiaxinzhongdenuhuo，zhoumeiwendao：“nirenshisanye？”
“burenshi。”lifengdandandao，shensanhaimeiyourangtarenshidezige。
“burenshi？”baogelianshangfuxianyisihenli，dihoudao：“xiaozi，nishuawo？”
zheishi，qinlanbuhuaihaoyidetixingdao：“baoge，tazenmekenengrenshisanye，tajiaolifeng，buguoshiwomenqinjiadeyigefeiwushangmennvxueryi。”
上门女婿？！
baogedengdaleshuangyan，lenglepianke。
xiayimiao，baogefangfoshoudaoletiandadequruban，baonubuyi。
zhijianbaogedequantouzuanzhekakazuoxiang，yanjingrutonglingbansisidengzhelifeng。
“好！好！好！”
baogeyaozhehoucaoya，yiziyijudao：“duoshaonianle，meirenganzheiyangshuawo！”
yankanbaogebaonu，qinlanrenbuzhuwuzuitouxiao，xinlixiangzhe，dengsiba，nigechoushazi。
“baoge，baoge，ninxinu……”
qinqingjideshouzuwucuo，ganmangquandao：“lifengtazhishibuxiaoxinshuocuohuaeryi，ninqianwanbiewangxinliqu……”
kexi，baogegenbentingbujinqu，jingzhidashouyihui。
henkuai，shijigedashoushunjianyongjinbangongshinei。
gegemanlianhengrou，xiongshenesha。
qinqinghedejihuzhanbuzhule，xingkuilifengjishijiangtafuwen。
“shenbao，nihedaowolaopole！”
lifengmeiyujianfanqiyidaoshaqi。
raner，baogequehaowuchajue，henlidao：“hedaoyouruhe，ganshuawoshenmouren，jintianniliangjiubiexiangshuzhecongzheilizouchuqu！”
baogeyilianyinzhidedingzhelifeng，shijigedashouyedengzhebaogexialing。
jiuzaizheishi，baogedeshoujituranxiangqi。
baogesaoleyiyan，liansedunshiyibian，paodaoyuanchujieqidianhua，zhenggerenwenshundegentiaoxiaogouyiyang。
“sanye，ninlaozenmedadianhuaguolaile？”
“shibushiyouduinannvqunineiyaozhaile，qizhongyirenhaixingli？”
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