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精彩章节

第5章

“renbenping，nijiwoshuoqingchu，niweishenme40wancailidoubukenji，quezaizheilishua88wanjizheigefujianvqingzhushengri，nidaodixiangzenyang？”

zheimurongyijiarenjianrenbenpingzouchufandianhou，jichongchongdiganchulai，jiangrenbenpingduzhu，chazheyaoxiangtazhiwen。

“woshuaduoshaoqianjisheiqingzhushengri？genniyouguanxima？nitemedeguantianguandi，hainengguanqiannanyoua？

nigangcaibushigengebaomananxiangqinleme？zenmeyanga？mashangkeyizuobaomashangweixiaole？gaoxingleba？”

这平哥哥反唇相讥。

宝马男？

哦！孙小琪这人Z。

zheimubaojiansunxiaoqizaineibaomali，dakaizhechechuangkanmurongyijialanrenbenpingderenao，qibudayichulai，zhizhesunxiaoqidamashuo：

“kanshenmekan，wojiejiehenanpengyounaomaodun，heniyouguanxima？jilaozigun，znan……”

zheimubaoxiongwansunxiaoqihou，manlianchanxiaodigenrenbenpingshuo:

“pingge！wojiejieyishishixiaoxingzi，nizuoweiyigenanren，bietaijieyi。

nannvpengyouzhijian，nayoubunaomaodundeduiba？zhiyuwojiejieshuoyao40wancaili，neishiwobamatamenyaoqiude，jintianwoyeshuowobamale，nayoujiagenver，mantianyaojiade，jinwanwojiubawojiejiesonghuiquba？

zhiyujiehuncaili，haoshuoma！shiwan，ershiwandoukeyi？

ba！ma！woshuodemeicuoba！”

zheimubaoshuowan，haishijingchaotafumushilianse。

“shiya！shiya！benping，bushiayishuoni，nannvpengyouzhijian，nayouchaojiajiufenshoude，zhiyucaili，douhaoshuoma，zhiyaonizhenxinduiwomenrongronghaojiuxing……”

靠？

什么情况？

这一家子？变性了？

shenmeshihoubiandezheimelimao，keqi？

yiqianbudoushidangzhezheilidemian，mazijishiqiongsuanhuo，feiwudeme？

zijishenmeshihoukaishi，cong“qionggou”biancheng“pingge”le。

e！zijizaiyinghuangshuanei88wan，kendingrangzheijiarenwujiele。

xiangdaocichu，renbenpingxiaolexiaoshuo:

“mubao，woxiangnimenyijiarenwuhuile，wogangcaishua88wanzaiyinghuang，shiweileshouhuitamenyinghuangqianwomengongside500wandaizhang，nei88wankuaiqianbingbushiwode，shigongside。

wozhishinagongside88wanshouhui500wanhuokuaneryi，wolian40wancailidounabuchu，nalilaide88wan！

ruguonimenyijiarentongyi，nijiejierengranyuanyijiajiwo，wohengaoxing！

ruguonijiejieyuanyi，womenmingtianjiuhuilaojiadazheng，dalehouwojiujinimenjia20wancaili，ranhouhaishizhaoneigerizijiehun！

wonei20wancailidoushijielaide，haimeiyouhaijibieren，haizaiwozheili！tongyidehuajinwannijiubanijiehetadexinglizaisongguolaiwozufangneiliba……”

切……

麻蛋!

haiyiweizheiqionggouzhongcaipiaole？gangcaineimebaqi……

yuanlaishizaibanggongsishouhuokuana……

浪费表情……

neiyijiarentinglerenbenpingdehuahou，naoxiuchengnumadao:

“temedejirannishiqionggou，gangcaiyouzhuangshenmege？haishuoshenmeshiyinghuangzhixingzongjianhulijingnanpengyou，gaodewomenyijiarenjichongchongzhuichulai，langfeibiaoqing……”

泥煤……

居然骂老子装……

yaobushilaozizhuangzheiyiba，nimenyijiarenmaidanqianhaibuzhidaowensheijieni？

buguopinggegelandehetamenyijiarenjijiao，zoudaolejiudiantingchechang，kaiqitadewuling，yangzhangerqu……

话分两头

zheirenbenpingshuale88wanjihulijingzoulehou，neihulijinghaiyilianmengbi。

jintianfashengdeshi，wanquandianfulehulijingderenzhi……

neixiedongbudongjiusongjiwankuaimingpaibaobaodefuerdai，biqizheibocaozuokeshiruobaole。

88wanhulijingbingbushimeijianguo……

yebingbushimeirenkenweitahua88wan……

danshi，biedenanren，napashizaitashenshanghua8000kuai，doushiduitalingyoumude……

ruguofuchu80000kuai，neibujidianshijidehaochu，jihumeiyoukeneng？

zheiyezhengchang，sheitemedeqianshidafenggualaide？

meiyoushijiliyi，sheitemedekenzaiyigenvrenshenshangsaqian。

nandaoshi，gongsiji88wanjiyewuyuan，rangtalaishou500wanhuokuan？

bukeneng？juhulijinglejie，zheitaixingjiuyezaixingneiyeshichulemingdebadaode，bukenengzaizheizhongshishangzuochuzheimedarangbu。

yinweijutalejie，zheitaixingjiuyegongsidechunli，yejiu10gedianzuoyou，taixinggongsijueduibukenengrangchusuoyoulirun，baibangyinghuangdagong。

duiyuzheigexingye，hulijinghaishilejiede。

youyici，yougeyezonghui，yeshituoqianhuokuan，gongyou300wan，shuoshaobaifenzhishijiujiekuan，yeshishao30wan，jieguotaixinggongsihuale60wangentadaguansi，yaohuilenei300wan。

taixinggongsihaifanghuashuo，napahua100wandaguansi，yaohui300wandouzhide。yinweiruguoshaoshou10gedian，ciliyikai，neimeyihouzaixingyejiubuyonghunle。

yihouqushoukuan，gegejiuba，yezonghuishaoji10gedian，neihaizuoshenmeshengyi？

erneigeyezonghui，biaomianshimeisunshishenme，danchenglebeigao，koubeihuaile，shengyishiyiluoqianzhang，meiduojiujiukuale。

suoyi，zheigeaping，huagongside88wanlaishouhuigongside500wanhuokuan，zheidianyeshikeyipaichude？

nandaoshi？chaojifuerdai？

weilezhengmingzijidegongzuonengli，shouhuokuannengli，guyidaotieqianlaigongzuo？

yexu，zhiyourucijiashe，cainengrangzheigeshishibijiaohaojieshiyidian。

danbuguanzenyang，zhei88wanshishuajingongsizhanghule，zheishitieyibandeshishi，querenwuyi。

erqiekeyikendingdeshuo，zheiapingshua88wan，jueduibuhuishiweilepaoziji，zheidianzizhizhiminghulijinghaishiyoude。

suiranhulijingduizijideyanzhihenzixin，duizijidejiashihenzixin，xiangpaotadenanshenghailequle……

danshi，zheirenbenpingjueduishigeliwai！

taqianmiansanfanwucididiaonan、xishuazheige“qiongsuanhuo”！

erzheige“qiongsuanhuo”yemingxianmeiyou“shounvekuang”dengmaobing。

duiyutadediaomanxishua，biaoxiandehenyoudiyi……

“ruguobushiyinweigongzuo，laoziyaobaozhufanwan，zaijieshangkanjianta，jueduibuhuiduokantayiyan!

tayiweitashitaiyanga！diqiudoubixuweiraotazhuan……”

zheihuataqinertingrenbenpingshuoguo。

tashua88wanjiwoqingzhushengri，jiushiweile500wanhuokuan，zheidianjuewuyiwen……

脑乱……

danshi，hulijinghaishihenqingchu，taherenbenpingdeyueding，zheidiantanaomeiluan。

chaojifuerdaijueduibunengqingyidezui，hekuang，huokuanbenlaizaojiugaijile，xiangdaocichu，hulijingduicaiwushuo:

“zhangjie，neitaixingdehuokuanxianzaijitadaguoquba！”

“好的！好的！”

“zheiaping，renshisannianle，jurandoubuzhidaotashigechaojifuerdai，yiqianjitalianse，taibuyinggaile。

kanlailaozuzongshuodeyidianmeicuoa，renbukemaoxiang，haishuibukedouliang……

keyisuibianshua88wan，yanjingdoubufayixiadeneizhong:

baqi、zixin、guoduan、jianyi！

kebineizhongjiafuerdaiweilezaizijimianqianbiaoxian，guyizhuangchulaidejiaorouzaozuoqianglebuzhidaoduoshaobei？

tingshuotacai25sui？caibizijijinjindayisui，zhangxiangneimeqingxiu，weirenneimelimao，shencaineimejianzhuang……

xiangdaocichushi，neihulijinglianshangxianchulefeihongse。