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精彩章节

第一章

1.

wozhanzaijingmingfangmenkou，wuneishitahenvrenqingtiaodexiaoyi。

shoulidefanhediaozaidishang，xinkuaolesangexiaoshidejitangsalemandi，nongyudexiangweishunjianzuanjinbiqiang，kecikedewoqueganjuewubiexin。

sangexiaoshiqian，wozaijiazuofan，xinxiandemujishiwoqinzichulihoucaifangjinguolide，limianhaiyouwotuopengyougaojiamaihuidebupin。

yinweiwozhuileshiniandenanshenjingmingqianbujiuchulechehuoshuaiduanletui，weilerangtajinkuaiyanghaoshenzi，wopinmingdifanyuezhebushenfancai，xiangjiecijihuizaitamianqianshuayibohaogan。

wohaijidediyitiansongfanjitadeshihou，jingmingkanzhewanlidejiyutanghahadaxiao，kanxiangwodeyanshenzhongduimanlechaofeng。

[zhounanxi，nikezhengoujiande。]

jingmingchangleyikoutanghou，bawanzheshaoziduiwoshuo，

[shangxuedeshihounijiutiantianmaizaofan，xianzaibiyelegaichengzijizuole！]

taxiaodekaixin，fangfojiandaoleduomehuajideshi，wogangadichelechezuijiao，xihuantadeshinianjianleisidehuawoyijingtingdetaiduole，yongbierendehualaishuojiushi：

jingminggenbenmeinawodangren。

kewoquesihaobuzaihu，tashiwonianshaoshideyijianqingxin，jixihuanderendangtiangou，woyidianyebujuedediuren。

[nijiurangwomeitianjinisongfanba，qiunilejingming。]

kanzhetayikoukouhewanletang，woxinlihenshihuanxi，yushibianxiaoxinyiyidiaiqiuta。

tafangxiashoulidetaociwan，dandandepielewoyiyan，zhizheduimianzhuozishangdeyaochishuo：

[suibianni，yaochizaineier，nimeitianzijiguolai。]

tingdaozheihua，wodexinjihukuaibengchulaile，nengziyoujinchunanshenjiadexiyuezhanmanlewodedanao，duitahoumianshuodehua，woyeshilianliandiantou，kaishibuzijuedihuanxiangyihouhenanshenmeitianshenchutongyiwuyanxiadekuaile。

[laideshihoudongjingxiaodian，biedaraowoshuijue。]

kanzhewomanlianxingfudidiantou，jingminglianshangdejifengzaiyeyangaibuzhu，duizhewonawanyaochiqueyuelikaidebeiyingchaoxiaodao：

[真是够贱的。]

woqingqingguanshangtadefangjianmen，zhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。

tagangcaineijuhuawotingdaole，danwosihaomeiyounanguo。

zheimeduonian，wozaojiuxiguanletabubawodangrenkan，congyikaishidebeishangdaohoulaiyinweitayuanyihewoshuohuaerxinxi，wojinglileshinian。

bushishimiao，shifenzhong，shigeyue。ershizhengzhengshinian。

renzheibeizinengyoujigeshinianni。

2.

[zhounanxi，saoganjingzaigun。]

jingmingchulaile，taguangzheshangbanshen，yunchengdejiroushanghaicanliuzhehanzi，tadantuizhanli，yizhishoubazhemenkuang，lenglengdiduiwoshuo。

tashenshangyouqiangrendexiangshuiwei。

wodixiadetoushizhongbugantaiqikanta，wobugankandaotahuanyuguohoudemoyang，gengbugankandaofangjianlihetaqinmidenvren。

[tingdaolema？nongganjingjiugun。]

pengdeyisheng，menbeiguanshangle。

jingmingdiuxiazheijuhuahoujiuhuidaolefangjian，wojinjinzuanzhedeshouxinyinweitaiguoyongliyijingbeizhijiakouchuyidaodaoxueyin。

[好。]

worenmingbandiduizhemenqingqingshuodao。

zhengliganjingdibanshi，erbianzaicixiangqijingmingdexiaosheng。

[taa，zhuilewoshinian，woliantayigenshouzhitoudoumeipengguo。]

[kanbushangbei，wojuedetatejian。]

[hahaha，talianpizhendehenhou。]

......

tazaixiangfangjianlidenvrenjieshaowo，jiuxiangtacengjinghetadepengyoumenshuodehuayiyang。

kecikewotingzhetaxinongdekouqihenvrenjianruidexiaosheng，xindidegujishicongweiyouguodetongku。

woyongshinianqingchunzhuizhudenanhai，yongjinlezuinantingdecihuixingrongwo。

tajiantazhewodexihuan，bawodezizunanzaidishangmoca。

congjingmingjiachulaideshihou，zhenghaoganshangtaiyangzuidudewuhouyidian，zhiredewenduhongkaozheshuinidisanfachuhuolubandeguntang，ruodadejiedaoshangshenzhikanbujianyiliangchuzuchedeyingzi，zhiyouwoyigerenhuanghuangyouyoudizouzhe。

wobeitaiyangkaodejihukuaiyaoronghuale，neixinbuduanqiqiulaotiannengzaizheishihoulaiyichangdayuchongsanyaomingdeyanre，zhikexi，wocongbushinenggouzhangkongyiqiedexingyuner，bulunshitianqihaishiganqing。

cimudebaiguangtuozhewopibeideshenyingwuxianlazhang，wodingzheritouzhengzhengzoulelianggexiaoshihoucaidaojia，pobujidaididakaikongdiaohouwotanzuozaishafashang，lengfengyidiandianchuizounianzaishenshangjihuyaomaoyandereqi，jihukuaiyaozhongshudewoganshouzhedanaoqueyangdailaidedaizhi，zaishixianyipianqiheideqingkuangxia，wobuyoudeyouxiangdaolejingming。

3.

shinianqiandewodiyicijiandaojingmingshizaigaoyideyundonghuishang。

neishiwogangruxiaoyuan，duiyiqiedoubaochihaoqidewolazhetongzhuoheyumengzaibabaimidepaodaopangguankanjijiangzhunbeikaishidebisai，neinianxiatiandetaiyanghexianzaiyiyanghuola，keneinianxiatiandewoqueshineiyangchongmanhuoli。

suizhecaipandeyishengqiangxiang，saichangshangdeshaonianfeichizaihongsedesujiaopaodaoshang，yejiushizaineishi，woaishangleyishenbaiyidejingming。

neitiandetachuanzhezuiputongbuguodebaisetxu，jirouxiantiaoyemeiyouxianzaiyinglang，fanerdaizheyigushaonianteyouderouhe。

niguangxiadeshaonianyingfengbenpao，luguowoshenbianshihuxiaodefengjiangtalianshangdehanshuichuiluo，haowendefeizaoweiqinmanbijian，neiyikewodemuguangjiubeitashenshenxiyin。

kanzhejingmingdiyigechongdaozhongdian，beirenqunweizhehuanhudetajingjingdizhanzaiyuandi，lianshangguazhezhangkuangdexiaoyi。

yejiushizaineishi，wokaishilezhangdashiniandeanlian。

wodezhenggegaozhongshiqijihudouzaiweizhejingmingzhuan，taxihuandebujiatangdoujianghejianbingguozimeitiandouhuibeiwotiqianmaihaofangzaikezhuo，meigekejiandelanqiuchangshang，zhiyaoyoujingmingjiubidingyouwopengzhebingshuideshenying。

biaobaideqingshuwoxielezhengzhengyiqianfeng，shougongqiaokelihedongjibibeideweijinwosonglewushuci，jingmingduiwodezhuiqiuxinzhiduming，neishihoudetafeichangxiangshouzheizhongbeirenpengzaitianshangdangxingchenyangwangdeganjue。

[nishuo，nizuozheimeduo，woyoubukenengxihuanni。]

[nixinlibunanshouma？]

gaosanneiniandezoulangshang，jingmingdiyicizhudonghewodahua。

tachuanzhesongsongkuakuadelansexiaofu，gebosuiyididazaizoulangdefushoushang，xiyangluozaitayingjundelianpang，jiulianbijianshangderongmaodouxiandegewairouhe。

zheiyangdehuamianbeishenshenkezaiwodenaohaili，zhizhijinri。

[buhuia，woxihuannijiuxingle。]

wohuidadehengancui，daizhewoteyoudetiangoushiweixiao，rangjingmingbuyoudefachuleyishenglengheng。

[wozhenmeijianguonizheiyangde。]

jingmingdandandishuo，kanxiangwodeyanshenlengmoyouchaofeng。

[shenmeyangde？yongganma～]

woxiaoxixidiwendao，henanshenjinjulijiechudejihuishaozhiyoushao，wobabudeduohetashuojijutuoyanshijian。

jingmingbeiwodehuidadoulele，tamolemobijian，suishoubaxiaofuwaitaorengzaiwohuaili，ranhoutiezaiwoerbianqingpiaopiaodishuo：

[是不要脸。]

[jidexiganjing，zuotianchifannongzangle。]

jingmingdiuxiazheijuhuahoujiuyangzhangerqu，wodaidaidilengzaiyuandi，huailijinjinbaozhetadexiaofu，gangcaijingmingdeneijubuyaolianduiwomeiyousihaoyingxiang，neishihouwomannaozidoushitatiejinwoshidazaierbianwenredeqixi，yizhiyuzaitazouhouwohaibuzijuedinaqitadexiaofufangzaibijianwenleyouwen。

shijingmingdeweidao，shiteyoude，nengrangwoxiaoluluanzhuangdeweidao。

gaozhongshiqidejingmingjiushiwoxindidebaiyueguang，tashineiyangdechuncuimeihao，jiuxiangmeigerenjiyishenchuneigedaibiaoqingchundeshaonianbanyiyishenghui。

jingmingshitiyusheng，wenhuakebingbuzenmehao，suoyiwojihushibufeichuihuizhilijiuhetakaodaoletongyisuodaxue，zaixinshengruxiaoshijingmingjiandaowodeyishunjian，lianshangdebiaoqingcongjingyadaochaofengzhiyonglebanmiaozhong。

[nihaizhenshiyinhunbusana？]

jingmingshuangshoubaoxiong，yanlidejifengjihukuaiyaoliuchulaile。

[heihei，zheibushizhuizheniguolailema～]

wogangadixiaoleliangsheng，shunshoujieguotashouzhongdexinglixiangjiuzhibennanshengqinshi，jingmingjiuzaihoumianmanyouyoudigenzhewo。

yilushang，nanshengqinshiderendouyongkanguaiwubandeyanshendingzhewo，wolijietamendejingya，bijingnvshengdabaoxiaobaodijinanshengtizhexinglishushiyouxieshaojian，woyouxiegangadidizhetoujiakuaijiaobu，zhidaoqichuanyuyudipadaojingmingqinshimenkoushi，tacaicongbeihouchexiawokangzaijianshangdexingli。

[nihuiquba，biezaizheichuzhele。]

jingmingyouxiexianqidikanzhewo，lailaiwangwangdetongxuekantadeyanshenduoshaolingtayouxieguabuzhumianzi。

[ganjinde，hendiurena！]

tatuikaimentouyebuhuidijinleqinshi，wobenxianggentajinqubangmangbachuangpuzhenglihao，kekantadetaiduwoyezhinengxingxingdizhuanshenlikai。

jinguanwomeiyouzaitashiyoumianqianchuxian，kewogangkaixuejiubangtabanxinglideshihaishihenkuaibeichuankaile，daxuelijihushizangbuzhumimide，woconggaozhongzhuijingmingdaodaxuedeshizaidayigangkaixuejiuyijingrenjinjiezhile。

jingminghaiyincihewodachaoyijia，neitianyeli，tanuqichongchongdilaidaonvqinlouxiadadianhuajiwo：

[zhounanxi，nitamajiwogunxialai！]

4.

jingmingjiwodadianhuadeshihouwozhengzaiyushixizao，toudingdepaomohaimeilaidejichongganjing，shunzheshuiliuhuajinyanlitongdewozhoujinlemeitou。

[zenmele，wozhengxizaoni？]

woxiaoxinyiyidiguandiaohuasa，shengpashuiliushengtaidarangtashengqi，talengxiaoyisheng，yuqizhongdaizheyizhibuzhudefennu。

[bierangwozhongfudierbian，gunxialai。]

shuowanzheihuahoujingmingjiuandiaoledianhua，yucitongshi，woshoumangjiaoluandibayifuwangshenshangtao，shiluludepaomonianzheshuiyibuliaorangwonanshoudekuaiyaokuchulaile，jihubudaobanfenzhongwojiutaohaoleyifu，liangundaipadichongdaolelouxia。

yinweizheji，wochuxianzaijingmingmianqiandeshihougewailangbei，mantoumeichongxiganjingdepaomohaizaidizheshui，yifuyeshiwaiwainiuniudikouzhe，gengzhongyaodeshi，gangcaixialouyinweitaizhejihaishuaidiuleyizhituoxie。

jingmingmanlianyanedeshangxiadaliangzhewo，zheishiwodiyicizaitalianshangkandaozheiyangdebiaoqing。

[woxianzaijinishuomingbai。]

jingmingyazhenuhuokaikoule，cishiwomendeshenbianyijingweimanlekanxidetongxue，woguangzheyizhijiaozhanzaitaduimian，kandaoxianzaidexingshiyezhinengjucudixiaoxiao。

[wogennimeikeneng，wozheibeizidoubuhuixihuanni。]

jingminghuayingangluo，renqunzhongjiufachuzhenzhenxixusheng，zheirangtaxiandegengjiafanzaole。

[jiusuanquanshijiezhishengxianiyigenvren，wodoubuhuixihuanni。]

[听明白了吗？]

wolengzaiyuandi，ruguoshuojingmingdehuaxiangyijierguang，neimezhouweikanrenaodeneixieyanshenjiushiyipinglajiaoshui，hunhezaiyiqihenhendipozaiwolianshang。

jingmingduiwodefadaihenshibuman，tamizheyanjingbaeqiandeliuhaituileshangqu，haimeidengtakaikou，wojiumunededianlediantou。

bushiwoyuanyijieshoutarudaojianbanfenglidehua，zhishiwoshizaibuxiangzaizheiyangbeirenweiguanle。

[tingmingbailejiugun，yihoubiezaiexinwo。]

jingmingdiuxiazheijuhuahoujiutouyebuhuidizoule，liuxiawozhanzaiyuandibuzhisuocuo。

zheishijingmingzaizhidaowodexinyihoudiyicimingdequejujuewo，erqiehaishidangzhezheimeduorendemian。

[nanxi！zoulawomenhuiqula！]

heyumengdaizhewodeqitashiyoucongrenqunlichonglechulai，tazhuaizhewodeyifuhelingwailianggerenhehuobalangbeibukandewodaihuileqinshi。

neitianwanshang，wochenglewanghoudaxuesinianlizuidadexiaobing。

[dongdongdong！dongdongdong！]

juliedipaimenshengbawodesixulahuilexianshi，wofuzheshafabashoujiannandiqishen，gangcaizhangdalianggexiaoshidebaoshailingwotouhunnaozhang。

[谁啊？]

woyouqiwulidichongmenkouwenleyisheng，kehuidawodequeyijiushibutingxiedipaimen。

[ni，nizenmelaile？]

dakaimenshi，jingmingnazheyigeheisesuliaodaizhanzaiwojiamenkou，shenbianyigechuanzhesuihuaqundenvrencikezhengjiaodididiwanzhetadebeiwan。

[woshibushigaosuguoni，yaojiwoshoushiganjing？]

jingmingyouxienaonudiwendao，buzhizende，zhiyaoshiyoudisangezaishenbianshijingmingzongshiduiwogewaiguofen。

wodiandiantou，kanzhetashoulideheisedaizishunjianfanyingleguolai，yuanlaishiganggangwangjibalajidaizoule。

[wogangcaiwangjile，dui…]

daoqiandehuahaimeishuowan，jingmingjiubadaizilidelajidaolewomantou。

[yihoubiewangle，bijingniyijingshigelajile。]

[zaiduoyifendehua，wopaworenbuzhutuchulai。]

jingminghoumianzaishuoshenmewoyijingtingbudaole，niannideyetishunzhetoufadiluozaidibanshang，benjiutouyundewozaiwendaokongqizhongranfadeechoushizhongyuchengbuzhuyunleguoqu。

shiquyishideqianyimiao，wokanjianjingmingfangfojihuiwenshenbanlianzhetuilehaojibu。

5.

hunmiliwozaicidierulehuiyideheidong，gangcaidechangjingshineimeshuxi，jiuzaidayineitianwanshangtarangwobiezaifantadediertian，wojiuyundaozaitajiaoshimenkoule。

neitianyeli，wokuzhejijingmingfalehenduotiaoweixin，yibianxiezheziwogandongdexiaozuowenyibianhunshenfadou，yanleidiaozaipingmushangzhujianmohuleneixiebeiweidewenzi，buzhidaokuleduojiu，caizhongyudenglailejingmingdehuifu。

[mingtianqucaochangpaoyibaiquan，wojiuyuanliangni。]

woxiaole，shijiaoxingdexiao。

woqingxingzaishuolezheimeduohuahoujingminghaimeilaheiwo，wogengqingxingjingminghaiyuanyijiwoyicijihui，jinguanwozhidaozijitinengchadebuxing，jinguanwozhidaoyibaiquanpaowanwokenengjiubuzaile，jinguanwozhidaozheijiushitadeezuoju，danshiwoyijiuhenkaixin。

neitianzhongwu，jingminghetashiyouzuozaicaochangshang，yibianheshuiyibiankanzhewoyiquanyiquanpaobu，zaiwojihukuaiyaochuanbushangqideshihoujingmingjiuzuozaiyipanghahadaxiao。

dangshidexinqingshizenyangdewoyijingxiangbuqilaile，wozhijideneishiwolisiwangzuijindeyici。

congzhongwudaotaiyangluoshanshi，wocailianpaodaizoudiwanchengleyibaiquan。

heyumengtuozhejihukuaiduanqidewocongcaochangzouchulai，wopinmingzhilezhijingmingjiaoxueloudefangxiang。

heyumengyouqiyouji，tahenwomeichuxi，weileyigenanrenchadiandashangyitiaoming，tayegengxintengwodemeichuxi。

haozai，tahaishikangzhewolaidaojingmingbanmenkou，neishijingmingzhengzaizuihouyipaidayouxi，tingdaoheyumenghantademingzitouyebutai，bunaifandihanleyisheng：

[ganshenme？kuaigundongbudong？]

[niyiweiwoyuanyikanjiannizheiwangbadan？]

heyumengbeijingmingdetaidugaodeshifennaohuo，tashijingbawofuqilai，chongzhejingmingshuodao：

[tuonidefu，nanxipaowanleyibaiquan！]

tingdaozheihua，jingmingcaisuanfangxialeshouji，takanlekantaishangdelaoshi，buqingbuyuandicongzuoweishangtoutouliulechulai。

[你厉害啊～]

wodizhetou，kanbuqingjingmingdebiaoqingshizenyangde，zhishizaitingdaotashuozheihuadeneiyimiao，woyongjinquanshenliqitaiqishouxiangmomotadeyijiao。

jingmingtiaojianfanshebandeduokaile，wozaikanqingletabuduantuihoudejiaobushi，zhongyuchengbuzhuyunleguoqu。

houlaitingheyumengshuo，neitianjingminggenbenmeiguanwo，tazhishijiaolailelaoshihoujiulikaile。

daoshitamenbanyouyigejiaoguqingdenanshengdiyishijianchonglechulai，baozhewojiuwangxiaowaideyiyuanpao。

yeshiduokuileta，wocaiyouxingjianhuileyitiaoming。

quyiyuandelushang，womimihuhuzhengkaiyankanqingletadezhangxiang，shigehenpiaoliangdenanhai，hejingmingdeqingshuangbuyiyang，guqingyouzhongjietoubawangdepishuai。

zaineizhihouwocongyiyuanxinglai，haojicixianglianxiguqingqingtachifan，kedoubeitatuorenjujuele，tabenrengengshilianmiandoumeilu。

[zhounanxi！zhounanxi！]

erbianturanxiangqizhenzhenhuhuan，wodeshixianzhengzaiyidiandianhuifu，suizhezhengkaiyandeshunjian，wodehuiyiyeduankaile。