xiaobianweiduzhepengyoudailaigongziyandeyibenhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo,《tuihunhoudalaotayoumeiyousa》zhongdezhuyaorenwuyou“suningshenghuozhixinggujinyang”deng,《tuihunhoudalaotayoumeiyousa》feichangyouquzhideyidu,neironggaikuo:tadebingsuiranhaole,dantizhiruo、jinglicha,meitiandouyaoshuigoushiergexiaoshicaixing。zaiguowaishi,xiaoyihaijitaqilegewaihaojiao“shuishen”,yinweiruguomeiyoushiqing……
“苏、南、卿。”
yuanbenditouwanshoujiyouxidesuxiaoguo,cishizhizheguanxunshouzhongdejiejipai,yongzhinendesangyinduchulaishangmianxiedemingzi,xingfendao:“zheijigezi,wodudeduima?”
xiaoguoyizhizaiguowaizhangda,muqianzhengchuyushizijieduan。
sunanqingrouleroutadetou,sangyinqinglengyueer:“dui。”
guanxunbeitachunjiaobujingyideqianxiaohuangleyan。
yangchengshenmeshihoujingranyouzheimeyigedameinvle?jianzhibineixiexiaomingxingmenhaiyaohaokan!
sunanqingduitazhiredeyanshenwudongyuzhong,daoshisuxiaoguozhalezhayanjing,tianzhendexunwen:“shushu,nishilaijie……”
“womendema?”zheijigezihaimeishuowan,guanxunjiujimangjiangjiejipaidiuzaishenhou,daduanleta:“dangranbushi,xiaomeimei,wogenneigesipangzimeiyourenheguanxi。”
suxiaoguodadadeyanjingliluchuyimoxianqi:“shushu,nizhenkelian,nianjiqingqing,yanjingjiuxiale,ai。”
她妈咪哪里胖了?!
guanxunbeitashuodemenglemeng,chenzheigejihui,sunanqingmaikaijiaobu,lengbingbingchulezhan。
guanxunxiangzhuiguoqu,zhuliquelanzhuleta:“gushao,biewanglelaoxianshengdefenfu。”
guanxunkanzhesunanqingdebeiyingtuzaodao:“nishuoneigechoubaguai,ruguoyouzheiduijiemeiyibanpiaolianggaiduohao?woyejiurenxiatadangniandeshiqing,buhuituihunle!”
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huoshijituanqixiadiyijiudian。
zongtongtaofangzhong,dengsuxiaoguotangxiashuizhehou,sunanqingzheicaikanxiangshouji,shangmianyijingyouqibageweijielaidian,doushisujiadalaide。
tahuiguoqu,sufudenumashengchuanlai:“sunanqing,nigaoshenme?!weishenmebujiedianhua?nibushinaozheyaotuihunma,neijiumashanggunhuilai,biedanwulenimeimeihegushaodehaoshi!”
nengpanshanggujiazheikedashu,sufubukenengfangshou,zheiyeshitajianchibutuihundeyuanyin。
xianzaigujiazhongyusongkou,tongyirangtatongfuyimudemeimeijiaguoqu,duiyusufulaishuomeishenmesunshi,liangjiazheicaizhongyudachengyizhi。
sunanqingdandandao:“xianzaihuiqu。”
tabaxiaoguojiaojigenzheyiqihuiguodebaomulisao,chulemen。
dengdiantishi,hurantingdaoqingweidejiaobusheng,taniutouquejiannverzhengchuanzheyijianhuisezhensishuiyi,duanfaluanluande,shuiyanmenglongdezhanzaidiantijian。
nvertoufaduan,jingzhikeaidewuguan,cixiongmobian。
zaiguowaishi,sunanqingmeicichumen,xiaoguodouhuigentalaiyigeaidebaobao。
suoyitameiduoxiang,xiguanxingdedunxiashentijianghaizibaozhu,zaitanaomenshangqinleyikou,shengxiansuidi,querouhe:
“baobei,wanshangwojinidaimusidangao。xianzai,mashanghuifangjian。”
nverxianglailinghuodemouzidailedai,gujishikunshale。ranhouzaitadezhushixiadianlediantou,zhuanshenwanghuizou。
zheiyicengshidingshezongtongtaofang,zonggongzhiyouliangjian。
chuletamenzhudeneijianwai,lingyijianjushuoshihuojiazijiliuxialaide,bingbuduiwaikaifang,cikeyinggaimeizhuren。
“叮”电梯到了。
sunanqingzhijiejinqu,tameikandaojiuzaizheishi,lingyigezongtongtaofangdemenbeidakaile。
yidaogaoda、ganlianyouchenwendeshenxingzouchulai,nanrenbeiduizhediantikou,shengyindichen,daizherangrennanyihushideqichang,duineigehaiziminglingdao:“xiaoshi,huifangjian。”
wusuidehuoxiaoshidingzhediantidefangxiang。
ganggangneigenvrenruanruandeyongbao,haiyouetoushangdewen,rangshenweihuojiaxiaoshaoyedeta,dourenbuzhuhonglelian。
huoxiaoshibengjinlexiaolian,tacongxiaojieshouyangejiaoyu,jiulianyongcandouyaojisuanyingyang。
yixiangkezhideren,cikequehuranmengshengleyigeqiangliedexiangfa:“woyaochimusidangao。”
“……”
huojunyaoquletayiyan,danshoujiangtalinjinfangjian。
tazhoushensanfazheshengrenwujindebinglengqixi,zoudaodiannaoqianjixushipinhuiyi。
duimianderenhuibaodao:“huozong,womenyiquedingantidequehuiguo,erqieganggaojiamaidaoyizhangtadezhaopian,mashangfajinin。”
huojunyaobochunqingqi,lenglengdetuchusangezi:“zhaodaota!”
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sujiabieshuzhong,denghuotongming。
menwai,sunanqingtingzhemimasuodetishisheng“shurucuowu”,chunjiaogouqiyimojifengdelengxiao。
huanmimale,tazheigenverquebuzhidao。
tadandanchuimou,naqishoujisuiyidianlejixia,fangdaomimasuochu,jimiaozhonghou,“kada”menkaile。
ketingliderenaopumianerlai,renlairenwangdechangmian,rangtayishidao,jintianshimeimeisuanyingdeshengri。
jianmeirenzhuyidaota,sunanqinggancuizhaolegejiaoluodeshafazuoxia,dasuanshuiyihuieryangyangshen。
wurenzhuyidelutaishang,quechuanlaiyizhendihusheng。
jigenianqingren,jiangyigenvhaiweizaizhongjian,zhengzaishibao。
suanyingchuanzheyijianlanselifuqun,cishiduanzhehongjiubei,lengxiaodekanzhebeituidaozaidishangdenvhai。
zheishitagugujiadenverbailingxuan,gensunanqingneigesipangziyizhijiaohao。
“啪!”
yourenhenhendalebailingxuanyibazhang:“nigangshuosipangziwuguanqishizhangdeyebucuo?wokannishiyanjingchuxianlewenti,xuyaowojinizhizhi……”
“嘶……”
tanazhelajiaoshuiduibailingxuandeyanjingpenguoqu:“choubaguaineiliangenzhutouside,liananyingdeyigejiaozhitoudoubibushang!bailingxuan,nishizenmekanchulaitazhangdebucuode?”
huolaladetengtongrangbailingxuanxiangyaojianjiao,quebeirenwuzhulezuiba,zhinengfachu“wuwu”detongkugengyan。
suanyinghurandunxiashenti,tachouchuyizhangsunanqingzuipangshihoudezhaopian,nazaishouzhongbawanzhe:“aiya,nimentaiculule。”
qiyurentingdaozheihua,xiaoxixifangkailebailingxuan,tawuzhehongzhongdeyanjing,“qiuqiuni,fangguowoba……”
suanyingxiaole:“zanmenlaidiansiwende,dageduba。”
bailingxuanhoujianfachuweiruodeshengyin:“shenmedu?”
suanyingzhizhezhaopian:“ruguoninengzhengming,tashouxialaizhendehaokan,wojiubazheizhangzhaopianchixiaqu。banbudaodehua,neinijiubazhaopianchixiaqu,zenmeyang?shibushihengongping?”
其余人立马笑起来:
“buguoneigesipangzishoubuxialai,kezenmebanni?”
“nandaoweileyigeduyue,haiyaoquchougezhi,zhuanmenyanzhengyixia,tachoubushiyinweitapang?hahaha……”
“bailingxuan,nigenbenmeibanfazhengmingtashouxialaihaokan,suoyi……”
“chizhaopian!chizhaopian!”
大家纷纷鼓掌起哄。
suanyingjiangzhaopiandidaotamianqian:“nishizijichi,haishiwomenbangnichi?”
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