《tuihunhou，tachenglewanrenzhuipengdetouziren》gushibuduandefashengzhuanzhe，kanderenrexuefeiteng，baijiuerzhuangjungudengrengengshijiduzhehendadejingxi，bukuishiqianwanrensuobianxiedezuopin，yixiashi《tuihunhou，tachenglewanrenzhuipengdetouziren》neirong：baijiuershangqian，dunzaitamianqian，neihaizigushouruchai，manshibudingdeyifushanghaidoushipodong，zangxixidelianshangmanshinituhewugou。“haizi，niyou……
zhuangjungukandaoxiaohai，binglengdelianshangnandedaishangqianqianxiaoyi，tadishen，tiyaodeshoujiangxiaohaibaoqilai，jixuyiqueyiguaidiwangjializouqu，“shenmeshirangwomentuangeerzheimekaixin？”
“jintianyougepopo，jiniangqinzhibingle！tahaishuotanengjiangniangqinzhihao！”
zhuangjunguwenyan，yidun，ranhoumingxianbuxin，“nagepopo？”
“wobuzhidao，shiyigehenhaohenhaodepopo，tashuotanengjiangniangqinzhihao。”zhuangxiwennaishengnaiqidihuidao。
shuohuajian，zhuangjunguyijingdaolejiazhong。
takandaojiamenkoufangzhegeyaolu，yigeshiduosuidexiaotongzuozaiyaolubian，shanzheyaoluzhuzheyao。
zhuangjunguyidun，jiangzhuangxiwenfangxia。zhijianzhuangxiwenyibengyitiaodichaozhexiaotongguoqu，“qiushenggege，zheishiwodage！”takaixindijiqiushengjieshaozhezhuangjungu。
qiushenganzhaobaijiuerdefenfu，jichuangshangdenvrenzhuyao。
tadexinggebizhuangjunguhaiyaogaoleng。
tayuguangnileyiyanzhuangjungu，shixiansaoguotaqueledetui，ranhoumianwubiaoqingdihuiletou。
yilianbunaifan，“buyaolaifanwo，wozaijininiangzhuyaoni。”
“ee，haode。”zhuangxiwenyehentinghua，guaiqiaodizuozaiqiushengpangbian，liangzhishoupengzheliankaixindishouzhe。
zhuangjungukanleyanyanshengdeqiusheng，minchunbuyu，ranhouzoujinlepojiudemaocaowuli。
chuangshangdenvrenkandaozhuangjunguhuilai，renbuzhudekaixin，“jungeerhuilaile。”
“waimiandeneirenshizenmehuishi？”zhuangjunguwendao，liansewubo。
nvrenrushijiangjinrideshiqinggaosulezhuangjungu。zhuangjungubenlaiyiweishijianghupianzi，youxiangdaozijijiazheijiatusibidemoyang，pianziyemeishenmehaopiande。
yushijiangxinjiangyidiwendao，“tazhenshuonengjiangnizhihao？”
“tashizheiyangshuode？”zhuangmuzhibuzhudekaixin，“tahaishuo，huisongtuangeerqushangxue，suoyoushuxiuhefeiyongtalaichengdan。”
“tasuoqiushishenme？”zhuangjungubuxin，zheishijianhuiyoubuqiuhuibaozhichunzhishanzhiren。
tagengbuxin，zheiyangderenhuirangzijiyudao。
tazheiyishengzoudaoxianzai，dianpeiliuli，wushudecuomohekunan，juewangzhaozedekunjinglicongbucengyourenbangzhuguoziji。
yingshuoqilai，yezhiyoubaishuieryige。
dantayezhijieshoulebaishuierjitaniangzhibingdeyinzi，baishuierqitadezizhutadoujianjuedejujuele。
rujinchuxianyigerenmeiyuanyoudebangzhuta，zhuangjungubuxintawusuotu。
“renjiashuoleshenmedoubuyao，zhiwangtuangeerzhenxishangxuedejihui，yihoubaodaniangen。”zhuangmutanxizheshuodao，“jingbucengxiang，shishanghaiyourucizhichunzhishanderen，gengbuganxiangnengrangwomenyudao。”
zhuangjunguminchuntingzhezhuangmudehua，buzhikefou。
“nimeiyoudushudejihui，nididirujinyoule。yihounimenbuguanshisheiyousuocheng，dingyaoqubaodarenjialaopopo。”zhuangmukukoupoxindishuodao。
“niangkezhidaozheipopojiazhuhefang？”zhuangjunguwendao。
zhuangmuyaotou，“wowenle，tameishuo。tashuobuxuyaowomenhaien，guohaozijidejiuxing。”
庄君谷沉默。
tachumen，kanzheyonghoubuwuzheshoudaoyaodeqiusheng，“nimenzhennengzhihaowoniang？”
qiushengtouyebutai，lanyangyangdidao：“wojiazhurenjiranshuonengzhihao，neijiuyidingnengzhihao。”
“nihuiqugennizhurenshuo，rihouzheifenenqing，wodingyongquanxiangbao。”
tazheibeizi，zhishuoguoliangcizheiyangdehua。
一次，是求白酒儿。
zaiyici，bianshixianzaiduimianqianzheiyaotongdezhurenshuode。
qiushengyanpizidoulandetaiyixia，“wojiazhurenbuxuyaonihaien，zhenyaohaienjiurangnididihaohaodushu。”
shuozhe，qiushengyebulihuizhuangjungu，duanzheyaozoujinlewuzili。
“大娘，喝药了。”
nvrenganjibuyi，zuiliyebutingniantaozhe“popozhenshidashanrenhuopusa。”
zhuangjungukanzheqiushengjizijiniangqinyishaoyishaorenzhenweiyaodeqiusheng，xinzhongchudong。
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tongyishijian，zaoyihuidaobaifudebaijiuer，zhengzuozaifangjianli，xiangzheyuanzhuduizhuangjungudexiuru，yijishulizijiyihoudejieju。
baishuierhezhuangjungu，zhengshitachuanyuezhiqiankandeyibenshulidenannvzhu。
shuzhong，zhuangjungugenbaijiuershizhifuweihun。danzhuangjiahoulaimeiluole，zhuangjungulaibaijiajiju，tongshidengtajijilvxinghunyue。
zhishiyuanbaijiuershigexiaozhangbahuyoueliedezhu，zhijieqiaobushangzhuangjungu，yikouyigepoluohu，duitajijinxiuru……
houlaizainanzhufadale，zhijiequanqingchaoye。
zhiyubaijiuer……edunvpeinengyouhaoxiachang？
shulidejiejuyuanbaijiuerdaomeiyousi。
zhibuguo，beitamenmaidaoleqinglou，chenglechangji。
艹。
一拍桌！
buxing，tayaojiakuaijindu！
zhengqunengzaimingnianchunweizhiqiandaidaokeyizhongbangdeqianlishusheng！
“azhi！”baijiuerlimagaohu。
azhituikaimenjinlai，“xiaojie，zenmele？”
“zhiqiannisouluodeneixieshushengli，haiyoumeiyouqiongdezaobitouguangneizhong？”baijiuerwendao。
“ng……”azhirenzhenxianglexiang，yaotoudao：“youdedoubeixiaojiejinaxialea。”
tabaizhezhitoushuleshu，“zheixiege，panchandoujizule，nuoyexule。”
baijiueryaozhechunxianglexiang。
“meiyouqiongde，buqiongdeyewusewuseba。”taxiadingjuexindao，“yaoneizhongkanqilaijiuhennengdushude。”
guangsawang，laodaodayudekenengxingcaigenggao。
“hennengdushude？”azhifanwendao，xiangdaoleshenme，“duile，xiefuzuijinyaojubanshihui，tingshuohuiyoutingduoshushengqianqude。”
“nengbeixiefuyaoqingde，kendinghenhuidushuba！”azhifenxidao。
xiefushibainianzanyingshijia，shijinlingchengdiweizuigaodedazu。
rujingongzhongdehuangguifeibianshichushenxiefu。
xiejiaderenshenjujianchu，henshaoyuwaijieqianban。yinjiazudiyunshenhou，jingliguojichao，qiezuzhongchushiderenjieshiwenrenbiaolvdecunzai，shiyizhongdajiazuzhizhong，yeshijuzuqingzhongdecunzai。
nengbeixiefuyaoqingdecanjiashihuideshusheng，zirandeyouzhencaishiliaode。
“youdaoli。”baijiuermashangpaibanjueding，“datingyixiaxiefujubanshihuideshijiandidian，daoshihouwomenjiuzaijubanshihuidedifang，dundian。”
“bu，shiouyu。”baijiuergaikou，“jideduodaijizhangshoupa。”
“shoupayidingyaozaiyaoyongxianghuapaotagesantiansanye！”
xiefuneiyangderenjia，ziranbukenengjibaijiazheizhongjingshangzhirenfashihuiqingtiede。
jinbuqujubanshihuidedifang，danwaimiantaqueshinengguangdade。
baijiuersiweihenhuoyue，mubiaohenmingque。
“hao，wozheijiuqupaoshoupa。”azhibujinbujuedebaijiuerdexingweiyoushenmebudui，shenzhihaixiangpaishoujiaohao。
小姐真聪明啊。
zheiyangbuyaoliandefazidounengxiangdedao。
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