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shengchengchengxinglaishi，naozihaishihundunde。
tazhengyanmangrandechaosizhoukanleyiyan。
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tazhizhepijuandeshenziqishen，gangzuoqilaijiufaxianzijishenmedoumeichuan。
zuowan……zuowanfashengleshenmeshia？
tadailengleyixia，ranhounaozhongshanguoyixienanyiqichidehuamian！
pidai，lingdai，gezhong……yiyannanjindehuamian！
tananyixiangxiangzijishihuizuonaxieshideren。
jiuzaicishi，futingchendeshenyingcongxishoujianchulai。
shengchengchengkandaofutingchen，zhenggerenwanquanjiangzainei，tazhanghongleliankanzheta，bielebantianmeiyoushuoshenme。
futingchenkanzheshengchengcheng，goulegouchun：“chuanyifu，qichuang！wodainiqujianwoba！”
shengchengchenghuishen，chiyileyixiawenfutingchen：“zuowan……women……womeiyouduinizuoshenmeba？”
futingchentingdaoshengchengchengdehua，zhoumeidingzhetakanlehuier，chaotafanwenleyiju：“nibujidele？”
shengchengchengshenqingyijiang，ranhoudailengzainei，bantiancaimianqiangdekaikou：“wobushihezuile！zuowandeshi……buguanfashengshenmeshi，wodouwufafuzede！”
futingchendingzheshengchengchengkanleyihuier，yuqizhuomobudingdeshuodao：“nibushiyizhengciyandehewoshuo，womenyijingjiehunle，buguanduiwozuoshenme，doushixingshifuqidequanli！”
shengchengchengtingdaofutingchenzheihua，dailengzainei，bantiancaimianqiangchaotajichujigezi：“zheihua……zheihuashiwoshuodema？”
futingchentiaomei，chaoshengchengchengfanwenleyiju：“nijuedeshiwobiande！”
shengchengchengwuzhulian，shengwukelian。
tajuedezijiyijingmeilianjianfutingchenle。
行使夫妻权利！
什么鬼夫妻！
“futingchen，wozuotianhedeshizaitaiduole，butaijidezheixiele！wo……nibiedangzhen！”
yinweifutingchenyizhizhanzaishengchengchengdeduimianmeizou。
shengchengchengyuanshixiangyaodengtazoulejiuqilai，jieguokandaotayizhimeizou，zhishitaitougangadehefutingchenjixushuodao：“wobuhuirangnifuzede！”
futingchenhuaibaozheshoubeizhanzainei：“woyizhixiangxinjiuhoutuzhenyan！”
shengchengcheng：“bububu……wobushizheiyangderen！”
shuozhe，tayongbeiziguozhuziji，juewangdeduifutingchenshuodao：“futingchen，nixianchuqu，wohuanyifu！dengwochulaiwomenzaihaohaoshuo！”
futingchenshenshenkanletayiyan，yanzhongfenmingshiyouzhexiaoyide。
shengchengchengkanzhefutingchenlikaidebeiying，zhijiebatoumai/jinlebeizili。
……
futingchenxialou，fuguanjiakandaotachulai，xiaozhehetashuodao：“jilaoyezaishengyigesunzihuozhesunnv！laoyejiubuhuishengqile！tazuotianmeilaikendingshiqininjiehundoumeiyouhetashangliang。jintianninguoquhaohaohonghong，denglaoyezikandaoshengxiaojiejiumingbaininle。”
futingchenbingmeiyouhuidafuguanjiadehua，zhidishengwenleyiju：“woranglvshinihaodejiehunxieyihaolema？jifurenzhunbeichide！yihuierwodaitaqujianwoba！”
fuguanjiatingdaofutingchenyaodaizheshengchengchengyiqiqu，lianshangdeshenqingweiweijianglejiang，youyuleyixiahuanhuandao：“erye，zuotianyinweifurendeshininhedashaoyenaochengneiyang！laoyezineibiandingranyijingzhidaole，ninjinrijiuyaodaizhefurenyiqiguoqu，kongpalaoyezineibianbuyidinghuijitamianzi。”
fuguanjiashizhendexintengshengchengchengde。
tazaifujiaduonian，laoyezidepiqitashixiaodede，tashipaeryedaizhefurenguoqu，laoyezihuijitanankan。
futingchenbingweiduoshuo，zhijiaodaileyiju：“nannanyiqiqu！”
fuguanjiatingdaozheihuacaisongleyikouqi。
xiaoshaoyeguoqu，laoyezidagaihuishoulian！
shenhou，shengchengchengyeyijingxialoule。
tashihefuniannanshouqianzheshouxialaide。
shengchengchengzailoushangzouchufangjianshizhenghaojiupengshanglecongfangjianchulaidefuniannan。
funiannankandaoshengchengchengcongzijiqindiefanglichulai，xiangdangmanyidepailepaishengchengcheng：“peiyangpeiyangganqing！nihenkuaijiunengxiangqiwohefutingchenle。”
shengchengchengqueyinweitazheiwuyidehua，xiangdangdejiongpo。
zhuyaoshitanaozhongzijiduifutingchendeyimuyizhiwufasanqu。
liangrenyiqixialoushi，futingchendandanhefuniannanjiaodaileyiju：“shangquhuanyifu，yihuierdainiqujianyeye！henimayiqiqu！”
funiannantingdaoqindiezheihua，yanjingyiliang。
taneixinyizhihaipashengchengchenghuizailikai。
tingdaofutingchenzheimeshuo，taxinzhongjiunengqueding，shengchengchengbuhuizoule。
dengfuniannanshanglouzhihou，futingchenzhilezhizijishenpangdekongwei：“xiangchishenme，rangfuguanjiaquzuo！”
tajinichenchengzoudaofutingchenshenbian，chiyileyixiazuoxia。
tacishiruzuozhenzhan，mannaozidoushizuowanzijizuodeneixieshi。
tamenzhetousuikoushuoleju：“suibian！”
futingchenbuzhehenjidegouchun：“ganggangwoyijingqukanguonainaile！haizaishuijue！yihuierhewoqujianwoba！wojintianhuirangbaguolaijiannainaide！”
shengchengchengtingdaofutingchenzheihua，youyuleyixia，duifutingchenshuodao：“tingchen，qishibuyongneimeshenzhongde！womenjiehunbenlaijiushi……”
meidengshengchengchengdehuashuowan，futingchenyijingzhijiedishengdaduanle：“zheishiduiniheshengjiazuiqimadezunzhong！nishinannandemuqin，zunzhongniyejiushizunzhongta！”
zheiyishunjian，shengchengchengxintoushigandongde。
tayankuangyouxiefare，taitoulenglengdekanzhefutingchen。
他对自己真的很好。
futingchenbingweiduoshuo，chiwanlejiudengzheshengchengchenghefuniannan。
dengtamenchiwan，fuguanjiazheibianyeyijingzhunbeihaodongxile。
三人出发。
……
futingchendefuqinjiaofujianguo，yiqianzuoguojiangjun，siling，zaibeichengshiheheyoumingderenwu。
rujinyijingnianguobaxunle。
futingchenshitalaolaidezidehaizi。
dangniantanianjinliushideshihouturandaizheyigexiaonanhaihuilai，shuozheishitazuixiaodeerzi。
futingchendaolefujiazhihoubeifulaoyeziqinzidaizaishenbian。
shiersuibeisongdaoguowaixuexi！
shibasuiyinweifulaoyezibingwei，funanbojieshoufushi，zhenghaoganshangledangshidejinrongweiji，fujiachadianpochan。
futingchenjinjihuiguojieshoulefujia，yinianneizhijierangfushicongpochanchengweilequanshijieyibaiqiang，yizhidaorujinfutingchenchengweishijieshoufu。
tadenenglidajiayoumugongdu。
zhenggefujiajidantayeshiyouyuanyinde。
“laoyezi，liweishaoyelaizhaoninle！tayinggaishiweilezuotianheeryedeshi！”fulaoyeziyuankaozhexiuxi，yongrenturanjinlaibingbao。
taweiweicumei，dandanwenleju：“jintiantingchenyehuilai？”
“ganggangfuguanjiadadianhuaguolaishuoshaoyedaizhexiaoshaoyeheneigenvrenyiqilai！”yongrenshuozhe，youyuleyixiajixushuodao：“fuguanjiarangwoxianjininkankannvrendeyangzi！”
shuozhegongjingdebazhaopiandijilefujianguo。
fujianguozhoulezhoumei，shenshoujieguozhaopian。
dangtakandaozhaopianshangdeshengchengchengshimengdeqishen：“shita！”
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