xiaoshuo《tianjiangbaofuxitong》，benshuzhongdedaibiaorenwushilinfanboqing。gushineirongqimeierquzhe，shizuozhedashenfengjuanhongchensuoxie，wenzhanggenggai：linfanganjinshangwangchaleyixiatianweijituandexiaoxi。tianweijituan，qiyuanyu1770nian，zuikaishizhifuwuyuyihuangshi，houlaijijingzhanzhuan，chenglilepigeshe，sheneiyuan……
haoshuodaishuo，chengjiemuqinzhongyuxiangxinlelinfanzhishisongchengjiehuilaidepengyou，dankanyangzihaishibuyuanyifangqiranglinfanzheigedashuaigequchengjiedexiangfa。
“叮铃铃。”
车上，**响起。
linfanjieqidianhua，wangdaniangreqingdeshengyinjiuchuanlaile。
“xiaolina，zuijinzaiganmani？”
linfanmeitouyizhou，dangjibianyishidaoleyaofashengshenmeshi，zheigeyuqitashizaishitaishuxile！
“woyougepengyoujiadeguinv，renyoupiaoliang，shencaiyouhao，haishiyujiajiaolianni，wojinianpaileyixia，jinxiawuyikuaichigefanbei！”
“wangdaniang，zheige，suanleba，wozuijinzaisongwaimaini，bijiaomang。”
“zaimanghainengyouxiangqinmanga？zheikeshizhongshendashi！tingwode，woxianzaijiubaxiaoguniangdeweixinfajini！”
aobuguowangdaniangdeshengqingquangao，linfanzhidejialeweixin。
sumeng，touxiangyinggaishitade**。
buguokenengshiyoulesuxiaoxiaodeqianchezhijian，linfanduiyuzhaopianzheizhongdongxishizaishimeiyourentonggan。
jiahaoweixin，suiyiliaolejiju，querenhaojianmiandeshijianzhihoulinfanjiukaishilewaimaixiaogederichang。
wanshangqidianban，nanyuexicanting。
weilebiaoxianchunanrendeshenshifengdu，linfanqidianzhengjiulaidaolenanyuexicanting。
yuemoqidianshifenzuoyou，yigehezhaopianshangyoubafenxiangsi，chuanzhekuansongzhangqundenvzizoujinlecanting。
linfanshitanxingdehandao：“sumeng？”
“你就是林凡吗？”
sumengxiaozhezoudaolelinfanduimianzuoxia，erhoureqingdehelinfanwoshou，ziwojieshaodao。
“nihao，wojiaosumeng，zhiyeshiyujiajiaolian，yuexinzai5qianzuoyou，niandihaiyoufenhong，youchewufang，cunkuan70wan，laojiayoufangzi，hunhouyekeyibanhuilaojiajuzhu，”
linfanzhalezhayanjing，xindaozheiniantoudexiaoguniangdouneimereqinglema？kanzhejiashibuxiangshilaixiangqinde，xiangshilaishanglianglingjiehunzhengde！
linfandunledun，shuodao：“neige，sumengnihao，woshisongwaimaide，zuzhuzaiwangdaniangjia。”
“songwaimaiyouzenmele！zheikeshiweirenminfuwu！zheikeshizuilaoshidezhiyele！”
sumengtiantiandekanzhelinfan，wendao：“nideqingkuangwodoulejiele，wozhiyouyigewenti，nixihuanxiaohaima？”
linfanxianglexiang，renzhendeshuodao：“wohaishibijiaoxihuande，hunhouhaizikendingshiyaode！”
“那就没问题了！”
sumengyibawozhulinfandeshou，shuodao：“woxianzaijiuyouyige！zhiyaowomenxianzaijiehun，nijiuyouleyigelianggeyuedadehaizile！”
“什么有一个？”
sumengzuodaolinfanshenbian，naqitadeshoufangdaoduzishang，roushengshuodao：“zheili，youyigelianggeyuedadexiaohai！”
……
yelishidianban，yijianhaohuadecantingli。
sumengzhongzhongdefangxiashouzhongdecandao，duizhetaguimishuodao：“yigechousongwaimaide，juranhaikanbushanglaoniang！laoniangyouyanyouqian，yaoshenmerenmeiyou！yaobushikantazhangdeshuai，wolianchifandejihuidoubuhuijita！”
liulinglingbuzhehenjidekanlesumengdedupiyiyan，wendao：“mengmeng，niweishenmebuzhijiebahuohaidadiaoni？zhiyaomeiyouleneigehuohai，zhuiniderenhaibupaichengpai！”
sumengshenmidexiaolexiao，dishengshuodao：“lingling，nibudong，zheikebushihuohai，zheishiwodejinyuanbao！”
“金元宝？”
sumengyonglidedianlediantou，shuodao：“donggeshuole，zhiyaozheigexiaohaishengxialai，wulunshinanshinv，yicixingjiwosanbaiwanfuyangfei！”
“sanbaiwana！woxiangmaishenmemaibudao？”
“dongge？”sumengzhenjingdewendao：“jiushinihewoshuodeneigekaikuangdedongge？”
sumengjiaoxiudedianlediantou。
kanzhesumengdebiaoqing，liulinglingzhijuedenaoguaziwengwengde，neigedonggetazaisumengshoujishangjianguo，youpangyouai，youheiyouduomao，jianzhijiushiyigemeijinhuachenggongdedaxingxing，erqiezheihaishitamadekailemeiyandeqingkuang！
zuoweiyigezhengpaidaxuechulaideren，liulinglinghaishibaocunzhezuijibendedixian，takanxiangsumeng，tixingdao：“mengmeng，yidanneigexiaohaishengxialai，nidemingshengjiuchedihuile，dangxina！”
sumengwusuoweidexiaolexiao，shuodao：“pashenme，wozhiyaozhaogelaoshirenjiale，huidaolaojiahaibushifengfengguangguangde！”
liulinglingtanlekouqi，buzaiquchezheigehuati，suirantayexihuanqian，dantajueduibuhuichumailiangzhiquhuanqian。
liulinglingdunledun，wendao：“mengmeng，mingtianwanshangchunjiezuzhishengriyanhui，nijiedaoxiaoxilema？”
sumengdianlediantou，shuodao：“shoudaole，chunjieshuotazheicibuxiangqingtaiduoren，jiujiaolewomenjigehaowande，rangwomenbananpengyoudoudaishang。”
liulinglingyihandeshuodao：“kexile，mingtiangongsianpaiwoquwaishengchucha，buranwoyidingqu！”
……
diertianyizao，linfanbaozhewaimaiwunaidekanzhedunzaidishangkuqidetianyouyou。
“wuwuwu！douguaizheigegaisidefeng！”
tianyouyoujiaotatututuoxie，shenchuanjiqimaoshuiyi，toufaluanpengpeng，zheiyiqiedoushiyinwei，tanawaimaideshihoufengbamenguanshangle。
linfanpailepaitianyouyoudejianbang，shuodao：“biekule，woquwenwenwuyeyoumeiyouyaochi，huozheniyongwoshoujijinibamadagedianhuarangtamenguolai。”
tinglinfanzheimeyishuo，tianyouyoukudegengdashengle。
“wu～wuyeshixinhuande，meiyouyaochi，wobamazaiguowai！”
“wu～woyaoliuluojietoule，haishichuanzheshuiyiliuluojietoude，wohaodiurena！”
kanzhezhouweijuqilebushaokanrenaodeguanzhong，linfanmeitoujuanqishudaoheixian，laqitianyouyou，cadiaotalianshangdeyanlei，shuodao：“biekule，zaikujiubianhuamaole，wodainiqumaiyifu，chifan，bangnizhaozhuchu。”
“真的吗？”
tianyouyoutaiqitou，manliankeqiudekanzhelinfan。
linfanpailepaitadenaodai，xiaodao：“zhende，bupianni。”
“xiaogege，nirenzhenshuai，wojiajiniba！”
“好好吃饭吧！”
linfanjiangwaimaisaijitianyouyou，jiuzaizheishineishuxideshengyinzaicicongnaohaizhongxiangqi。
“ding，gongxisuzhuchenggongsongdateshuwaimai，jianglisiheyuanyizuo！”
“ding，siheyuanweizhi：beierhutong88hao，goufanghetongheyaochiyisongdalaosilaisikulinannei。”
linshitingchelubian，tianyouyoukanzhekulinan，zhenjingdezhizhexiaojinbiaowendao：“xiaogege，zhei，zheishinideche？”
“duia，shangcheba，kuaixiechiwanlewomenqumaiyifu。”
dakaichemen，linfanjianggoufanghetongfangdaohoupaizuo，erhouzhibentianheguangchangerqu。
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