aciyixinidebichuchuangzuoleyibuchongmanjingxidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《tijiacanjidalaozhenxiangle》，zhujiaoluzhiyaolishenjuedegushidiedangqifu，kourenxinxian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqidutedeshijiaoheqiaomiaodexushishoufajiduzhedailailenanwangdeyuedutiyan。luzhiyaobuguanlishenjueyuanyibuyuanyijiuzhijiebatashangyidekouzidoujijiekaile。shashijian，shunzheweiruodedengguang，luzhiyaokandaoleyifuwanmei……。
第1章
“lijianeiweidashaoye，nongxiaodeba？chuchehuo，tanle！”
“ai，tianduyingcai，zheixia，helujiazheimenqinshiyaohuangleba？”
“sheizhidaoni，zheixierizi，lujiazhangdengjiecaide，yebuzhidaoshibushizhenyaojiatajianeibaobeiguinv。”
huncheyitingzailujiabieshuwai，datingli，luzhiyaoshenchuanjiebaihunsha，shouwojiaoyandepenghua。
muqinlazhetadeshou，beitongwanfen，“xiaoyao，zheijiushinideming，nizhangfusuirancanfeile，danhaozaijiadihoushi，nijiaguoquyebukuide。”
tabianshuo，haibiancashizheyanjiao。
wushiduosuidelaofuren，jianverdaozheifenshang，jianzhexinsuan。
luzhiyaoquemianwubiaoqing，fangfozheiyiqiedexinuailedouyuzijiwuguan。
tajingzhiwangqianzou，zaicicoushanglaideshiciwawayibandeluxiaotang。
“jiejie，duibuqi，niyidingyaoxingfu。”
luzhiyaoyiyanbufa，shenzhibuduokantayiyan。
zuoshanghunche，tahuitouwanglelujiadexiaobailou，moranlenghenglesheng。
taxiangzhidao，ruguobushilijiadehunshizaiji，fumuhuibuhuibatacongxiangxiajiehuilai。
meicuo，yuanbengaijiajilijiadashaoyedeshiluxiaotang。
raner，luxiaotangbingbushilujiaqinshengnver，yangyuleershinian，bushizhendeyebianchengzhendele，fanertagemingfuqishideda**，chengletishenjiadaolijia！
taweilaiderensheng，jiushigenyigecanfeiguorizi，haiyoumeiyoushengyunenglidoushiweizhishu！
gaokaodeshihou，luzhiyaojiuzhidao，zijishilujiadehaizi。
tashangmenqiuzhelujiagongyangtaniandaxueshi，quebeikanzuoxiangbalao，diuyibiqiandafa，lianmendouburangtajin！
zheidaohao，weilerangluxiaotangnengxuanzeziyoudeweilai，suoyijiugaitazheigeqinshengdelailvxingyiwu？
huncheyunsuqianjin，zhuanyandidalelijia。
chuanguodiaohuadedatiemen，raoguohuapu，lijiadeguimobilujiayaodadeduo，caozhangyingfeidejijieli，pashanhucuyongzheqiangjiao，ruyanjingshishengjibobo。
kexi，meiyouyisixiqi。
tuikaichemen，tatizhequnbai，gulinglingzhanzaiwuqiandexiaoguangchang，meiyourenlaiyingjie，meiyourenzhaohu......
这就是新婚？
ketingdefenglingdinglingzuoxiang，tatajinlemenjian，“nihao，woshixindaodelitaitai。”
yongrengezimanghuozhe，shitaweikongqi。
zhengchangrentianzheliansongshangmenhaibeiwushi，kongpazaojiuwudizirongbaotoushucuanle。
danluzhiyaobunubunao，youwen，“wozhuna？”
yongrenwangerloukanleyiyan，yijiubuzuodali。
lujiayulijiagenbenshiyunnizhibie，ruofeilijiadashaoyechehuocanfei，nalilundeshangshenmewawaqindelujialaiyingzheimenqinshi？
luzhiyaozaoliaodaoyouzheimeyike，danrandiwangerlouqu，gangzoudaoloutikou，jiuting“pilipala”deshengxiang。
buyuanchudakaidefangmenli，zhichulaihuaping，shuibei，yanhuigang......
“gun！wobuxuyaorenherenzhaogu！shenmeqinshi，womeitongyi！”
nanrenshengruhongzhong，yinsedichen，xiangshiyeshoupaoxiao。
“dage，nixianzaichengqiangyoushenmeyong，woquannirenqingxianshi，maweinianpaiqinshi，shiweinihao。”
lingyigenanrendekuanwei，rangluzhiyaoyiqilelujiarenweishandezuilian。
“滚！”
numazhong，luzhiyaojianqiledishanghaisuanwanzhengdehuaping。
fangjianli，zuozailunyishangdenanren，shenchuansizhishuiyi，lianseyinchen，lengmouyinzhi。
erzhanzaitamianqianshaonian，yixiyundongtaozhuang，yapidixiaoqilai，“dage，nihaimeishuozheipizhubaozhiliangxingbuxing，gongsideshiqinghaishinishuolesuanbushi？”
ciyanyichu，neilunyishangdenanrenliansegengheideruchennianguodiyiban。
“baoqian，daraoyixia。”
luzhiyaoshenchuanxiaotuoweidehunsha，baozhehuaping，chuxianzaimanshixiaoyandehuanjingli，huafengtubian。
neishaonianxianshiyileng，xuanjichixiaodao，“xinniangzidaoleni，dage，gongxixinhundaxi。”
shuoba，tawanweidishixianzailuzhiyaoshenshangdouleyiquan，congtashenbianzouguo。
erluzhiyaodezhangfu，banshenjietandelishenjue，yandaozihenbudejiangtaqiandaowangua，“sheirangnilaide？”
“woyebuzhidao，bushinimenjiatiqindema？”
taqingqingfangxiahuaping，suiyijianqishoutixiangliyimeicuilvsedediaozhui，zheizhuizishiyuzhide，zheizhongseze，henchuncuidu，fangzaishichangshangzenmeyedewuweishu。
“saozixihuana？”lixunfengshixianluozaitawumingzhishang，jiankongkongdangdang，fengciyiju，“dagenizenmeliangehunjieyeshebudejisaozimai？”
shuoba，tadadudijianqiyikedijiluzhiyao，“saozi，jianmianli，yemeishenmehaosongde，zheijiudangshiwodejianmianlile。”
meiguijietuo，yikeladezuanshijiemian，qiegexizhi，yiyishenghui。
luzhiyaogangjiezaishouli，lunyishangdenanrenjiushiyishenghou，“fangxia，gunchuqu，sheirangnilaide，nizhaosheiqu！”
tazheigezhangfu，congtoudaoweiliansejiumeihaokanguo，neishensuidemeiyan，xiezhechiguoguodeyanfan。
luzhiyaobainongzhejiezhipianke，qulexialai，“neikebuxing，jiajinlijia，wojiushilitaitai。”
lixunfenghaimeilaidejigaoxing，luzhiyaokanxiangleta，“erdishiba，nizheichengyiyetaizaojianrenle，zheijiezhishijiade。”
huayinfangluo，lixunfengxiaoyijiangyingzaizuijiao，lishenjuegengshiyanshenyining。
“莫桑钻，D级。”
luzhiyaohoudushizhongdechunhuanhuantuchuzheijigezi，“tahezhenzuanyijingxiangchawuji，buguozhongjiushirengonghechengde。”
“nihushuobadaoshenme！”
lixunfengnanengxiangdaoyigediaokanduixianghuituranjiechuantadejimou，yisaoqingsong，mianseyinzhi。
“buxindehua，xianzaikeyinaqujiance，zheshelvbuhuizuojia。”
luzhiyaomianbugaise，youjianqiyimeizumulv，sezeyouren，haosiyikeshuijingputao。
“erdi，nishuozheishishenmecaizhide？”
yikouyige“erdi”，tadaoshijiaodeshunkou，lixunfengyouzhongqiasitadechongdong。
zuanshinengbianzhenwei，guqiedangtashimengde，tahaibuxin，yigexiangbalaonengdongduoshao。
“feicui，gaobingzhong，youshenmewenti？”
“哇，翡翠诶。”
luzhiyaoguzuojingya，zumulvzaishouzhongpaoqi，taqujie，shitouquecazhetazhangbianluozaidishang——sifenwulie。
“nizuoshenme！”lixunfenghuoranzhanqi，dayouxingshiwenzuideqishi。
“别急，别急。”
luzhiyaobandianmeiyouchuanghuodezijue，jianqishuaisuidezumulv，cemianhengchengzaierrenyanqian。
“kanhaole，zheilimianmeiyourenhewenli，feicuishichuntianranxingchengdechanwu，buguanduohaodezhong，douhuiyouyixieshitoudetexing。”
tawanruyigeyanshuojiakankanertan，“yusuini，zeshishiyingdebianzhong，sezetongtou，nixiangyaodeyansetadouyou。”
“放下！”
lixunfengyanshenhuangluan，talai，yifangmianshixiangxiluotazheigecanfeidage，lingyifangmian，zeshidageguomuhou，jiangzheiyixiangchanpinmaichu，zaidaodayipawuxian。
tawanmeidejihua，jinenglaoqian，haikeladagexiashui，yishierniao！
“继续说。”
lishenjueyepoweiyiwai，tashibeifennumengbileyan，xianxiezhelelixunfengdedao！
“dage，ninandaoxiangxinyigewairen，buxiangxinwoma！wokantajiushicunxinzhaocha，tiaobolijian！”lixunfengqidelianhongbozicu，nalihaiyoujiangcaiyiqifengfademoyang。
“xinni？nijuedenikexinma？”nanrenlenglideyanfengyaqu，“niyaoshibuxiangjinjianyu，jiwobizui！”
lixunfenglianseyoubaizhuanqing，tougongjianliao，yicichonghao，shiyaobeigongsifawudiaochade。
daoshihouzaichachutanuoyonggongsizijin，bieshuoranggongsijichengrenyizhu，jiushimingzhebaoshendouhennan！
“kanshenmekan！zoule！”
lixunfengyiduzihuo，zhenshibanqishitouzazijidejiao，jizijixunmantoushizi。
“别急啊，二弟。”
luzhiyaomangbudiezhuaizhuleta，yanlichengchezhencheng，“yusuideyingduhefeicuishiwufabinide，yaobuerdiyenaqujiandingyixia？”
“滚开！”
lixunfengmengdijiangtaxiankai，“womenjiadeshi，lunbudaonigewairenzhishouhuajiao！”
“keshizheixiezhubaodoushijiade......”
luzhiyaokunaozhise，lixunfengkuobuwangwaizou，minglingzhulishouzouzuizheng，“wohuizixingxiaohui，manyilema！”
zhenshihuiqi，haoduanduandemaimai，jiuzheimebeizheigeyeyatoujijiaohuangle。
lixunfengyizou，fangjianlideliqiyanxiaoyunsan，zhiliuxiamandilangjie。
luzhiyaodunxiashenshoushicanju，meizhuyidaozuolunyidenanren，shixianyishunbushunsuodingzheta。
“shuoshuokan，zheigehuapingyoushenmedutezhichu？”
nanrenshengsechunhou，manbujingyi。
“nishuoni，rengshenmebuhao，feiderengtangsancai。”luzhiyaocashizhetaocihuapingdeyou，lveyouxinteng，“haihaotazhilianghao，buranzhenkexi。”
tangdaiyoumingdegongyi，tangsancai，zaibowuguanlidoushixiaoxincunfang，hehubeizhide，zailijiadaohao，luolegechuqitongdefen。
tabaoqihuapingfangzaizhiwujia，zhijuedezhuangsedetaoping，touzheniandaigan，shangxinyuemu。
“哦？”
nanrenbochungouqiyice，“nidongdehaitingduo？”
luzhiyaoshouruodeshenbanmuranyijiang，jimiaohou，dahaha，“wojiushixianxiashihouduokanleliangbenshu，ganghaoshulijianglezheixiedongxi。”
kanshujiunengfenbianchuzuanshizhenwei，duigudonghaiyousuoyanjiu？
lishenjuemuguanglingli，siyaodongchuantadexiaoxinsi，fenbianhuayuzhenwei。
“heihei，wolihaiba？youmeiyoujuede，quwoqishibukuide？”
luzhiyaozhuanguoshen，xiaodecanranruhua。
zheiyixiao，fensuilelishenjuejinyoudeyisixinshang，taliansehanche，diaozhuanlunyibeihoushenqu，buyuanzaiduokantayiyan，“buyongniduoguanxianshi！gun！”
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