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qiaoyuduiguimilejiedehen,kandaomengtianlianshangmeiyouyanezhise,shenzhihaiyouyidianxinshangdeyisi,xinzhimengtianduixufangbingbutaoyan。
zijiyuelaojihuadiyibu,suanshichenggongle。
“xufang,nixianpeiwopengyouliaohuitian,woqucangkuanpaixiafahuo。”qiaoyufenfuyiju,yebudangdiandengpao,bakongjianliujileerren。
xufangtanyewuhaixing,danhenvshengliaotianjiumeishenmejingyanle,gangadichuzaineili。
“shazhanzheganma,zuozheliaohuitian。”
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kandaoxufanggangadeyangzi,mengtianzheigegulingjingguaidenvren,dunshidaganxingqu,shenzhihaishengchulezhuonongxufangdexinsi。
biezhexiao,mengtianbengzhelian,dao:“bushirangnipeiwoliaotiandema,liaoa。”
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xufangjiusuanzaisha,yezhidaobunengjiliangrenfenchugegaoxia。
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keyishuoshixijingbenjingle。
mengtianshuodekelian,danxufangdexinqueyidong。buzhidaozheinvrenshenshang,shifoucunzaishangji?
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“eryibao、nongfushanquan、wahaha、hengdabingquanzheixiedapinpai,tamenmingqida、youkoubei、haotuiguang,jingxiaoshangzhirenzheixiepinpai,genbenbudailiwomendeshui。”
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meimingqi,jingxiaoshangjiulandedaili。meixiaolu,chanpinzaihaoyemeiyong。
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“nimenkuangquanshuishenmeyanga?”xufangwen。
“re,jiushizheige,zheishiwomenzuizhuyaodechanpin。”mengtianzhizhezhuozishangdekuangquanshui。
xufangqishen,naguozheipingshuidaliangyifan。
500haoshengderongliang,pingshenbiputongdekuangquanshuipingpangyidiandian,getouaiyidiandian,xiandeyuanrunkeai。zhongjiandebiaoqian,caiyongdeheibaisediao,jianyueshishang,“subai”lianggehenwenyideziti,xiaosaxieyi。
paoquzhimingdubutan,zheichanpinshejishixiangdangbucuode。
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徐方心中快速斟酌。
dapinpaideshuimingqida,renmenxiangmaikuangquanshuideshihou,naohailixiangdaode,jiushishuzhidepinpai。
jiashangshangpuyexihuanbazheixiepinpaishui,fangzaihuojuxianyandeweizhi,xiaoliangziranjiushangqule。
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dadingzhuyi,xufangxinliyoulejijiao,dao:“mengzong,niyaoshifangxindehua,zanmenkeyihezuoyici。”
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nvrendexinsifuzadehen。
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“duile,zheijianshixianbugenqiaozongshuo,dengshijichengshulezaiti。”xufangpaqiaoyuxinlibieniu,xiangenmengtiandashengzhaohu。
mengtianyepaqiaoyuduoxiang,xufangdetiyi,zhenghetaxinyi,mangbudiediantou:“dui,zheishizanliangdemimi。”
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