zhurengongjiaoxiaanqinluyuntingdexiaoshuojiaozuo《tijiajiaoqi：zongcailaogongtaizhanren》，tadezuozheshimigesuobianxiedehaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：sheidouzhidaofukediguodeluyuntingyaojiehun，quebuzhidaotadejiaoqijingranshidashaniu，zhongrengezhongchaofeng，luyuntingquejiangtachongshangtian。“laopokunlewopeinishuijuejue。”“laopoleilewobangnianmojiao。”“laoporuguojuedewuliaowobangnishenggexiaohouzi。”jieguo，tawuyijianfaxian，‘shaniu’laopojingranshi.........
daobushiweixiayongjiekaituo，ershixiaanqinzuoshijinshenyoujiangzhengju。
renheshiqingzaimeiyouquezaodezhengjuzhiqian，tadouhuihuaiyi。
yidanzhangwozhengjutacaihuiyonglidaya，zheiyangyilai，beidajiderenzaiwufanshendekeneng。
yaodejiushizhimingyiji，meishijiangenduifanghaotaiduo。
“shi，neijiuanzhaoxiazongshuodelai。”
“duile，wobeibangjiazhihouzaiyigeheshideshihougaosuwolaogong。”xiaanqinjiangtoufachelejixianongdepengsonglingluan。
“是。”
zhunbeilikaizhihou，tayouxiangdaoyijianshiqing，kuaisudezhuiwen，“shougouxiajiadeshiwanchengdezenmeyang？”
bailinglianseyouxienankan，“xiazong，zheijianshiqingyuanbiwoxiangxiangzhongyounandu，muqianshaolexiegufencaozuoqilaiyouxienandu，buguonifangxin，wo......”
“nizuoshiwofangxin，wocongbuhuihuaiyini，zheiyangba，dengwotongzhi。”
“是。
xiaanqindakaichemen，quedingzhouweimeiren，tayizuikuaidesuduhuijiale。
bengbengtiaotiaodelaidaoketing，jiutingdaobijiaoqiguaideshengyin。
ng...yinggaishuorangrenlianhongxintiaodeshengyin。
nandao...xiaanqinshunjianliansedabianwojinlefenquan，nandaoshuoluyuntingzaiwaimianyougou？
tatuodiaoxiezixiaoxinyiyidezouguoqu，yifulingluandesanluozaidishang，zhendeyoudianbeiexindaole！
jiusuantaduiluyuntingmeiyouganqing，danshidaodishifuqi。
xinhunbudaosantian，tajiudainvrenrujindainvrenhuijia，xiaanqinjueduibukenengzuoshibulide。
“lushao，niqingdianma，renjiashoubule，ng，taoyan。”
“lushao，woxihuanni，wokeyijiajinima？”
nvrendeshengyinyicibiyicigao。
shukeren，xiaanqinquerenbule。
luyuntingshentidouxuruodaoneigedibu，jingranhainenggenbiedenvrenzheiyangchanmian！
jiusuanbuxihuanta，yebunengdaihuijiaba，dangtazheigeyuanpeisilema？
yituannuhuoshunjianjiuzisheng，naqigaogenxiehenhenderengleguoqu，zhenhaozazaitamenshenshang。
‘a！’deyishengcanjiaochuanlai。
“hahaha，wodazhongle，wodazhongle。”xiaanqinpaizheshoukaixindehanzhe。
danglianggerenzhuanguotou，duizhexiaanqindeshihou，sanshuangyanjingduishangle。
bushiluyunting？neizheigenanrenshishei？
ta，tadacuorenle？haishitahuicuojiale？
“lushao，zheishishei？”nvrenkuaisudetaohaoyifuliansedoubianle。
nanrendaoshibujinbumandechuanhaoyifu，yikaozaishafashang，dengguangsaluozaitadeshenshang，xiemeidexiaoronggewaideyinrenzhuyi，zheigenanrenzhendeshigeyaonie。
“lushao，wotouhaotongtonge。”nvrenjuezhehongchunweiqudaolejidian。
nanrenbingweilihui，ershinachuyizhangzhipiaodijileta。
nvrendingyanyikanyandishunjianluchuxiyue，lilitoufahenshiqudeshuozhe，“lushao，neiwohaiyoushiwojiuxianqumangle，youshidawodianhua。”
nvrenyueguoxiaanqinshenbian，yigucibiyounonghoudexiangshuiweixilai。
xiaanqinjuezhehongchunxianqidaolejidian，“chousilezhendechousile。”
nanrenwanweiyixiao，“nijiushidasao？”
dasao？nandaotashixiaoshu？luyuntingdedidi？
xiaanqinwaizhenaodaikanlekanzhouwei，“nishishei？weishenmehuizaiwojia？”
lulingxiaozhouqimeitou，zheigedasaozenmeganjueguaiguaide？
“niweishenmezaiwojia**yifu？fengchuiqihuizheliangde，kuaichuanshangchuanshang。”xiaanqinyilianyihuo。
“dagegaibuhuiqulegeshaziba？”lulingxiaozhouqilemeitou。
huayingangluo，youyigegaogenxiezaleguoqu，zhengdazaitadetoushang。
“nifenglema？”tachitongdewenleju。
haimeiyoubeirendaguo，jieguobeizheigenvrenji...zhendeshi......
“laogongshuolewobushishazi，wozhishishentiyoudianbutaihao，you，youxieshihouhuihuifabing，shuowoshishazidougaidayaohenhendeda。”xiaanqinjuezhehongchunbumandekongsu。
he，youqu，luyuntinghaizhendequlege...youbingdenvren。
jiannanrenbushuohua，xiaanqinzaiduwenleju，“nisheia？weishenmezaiwojiali？neimedalehaibuzhidaochuanyifu，xiuxiu！”
lulingxiaomengdizhanqilai，yibazhuazhutadeshouwanhenhenwanghuailiyidai，liangrenjulishunjianjiulajinle，bijianduizhebijianaimeideqixihunhezaikongqizhizhong。
xiaanqinwojinquantou，haimeiyoulaidejifanboyixia。
jiutingdaojicudejiaobushengchuanlai，tazhuanguotou，luyuntingzhijiezouguoqu，yibajiangtayongruhuaili，heilelian，“zheishidasao，nizhidaonizaizuoshenmema？”
lulingxiaosongsongjianbang，taoshangwaitaodandanyixiao，“ge，buyongneimejinzhang，wojiushigendasaozhengchangdedagezhaohu，tahaoxiang......”
huadaolezheilijiutingxialaile。
xiaanqinzhuazhujihuitaiqitou，guzhesaibangzikelianbabadeshuozhe，“laogong，tashuowoshishazi，wuwuwu，wohaoqie。”
luyuntingdashoufumozhetadexiufa，wenrouyoudaizhecixingdeshengyinchuanlai，“nibushayidiandoubusha，guaiguaidebieqizhidaoma？”
wasai，zheigenanrenweimiantaiwenrouleba？shengyinzhendetaihaotingle，youneimejimiaotadouxindongle。
lulingxiaomeitoujinsuo，“ge，woxiang......”
“qushufangdengwo，yihoubiedainvrenhuijia。”luyuntingsuirankanqilailiansecangbai，kerujinshuodemeiyijuhuadoudaiyouli。
lulingxiaopieleyiyanxiaanqin，jinsuozhemeitoujiulikaile。
“laogong，tashishei？weishenmeyaozaiwomenjiatuoyifu？neigenvrenyebayifujituole，buguotashenshanghaochouhaochoude。”tayiliandexianqi。
“tashiwodidi，nibuyonglihuita，wohuitixingtade，yihouzheiyangdeshiqingbuhuifashengle，nixianguaiguaihuifangxiuxi，zhidaoma？”luyuntingyadishengyinanfuzheta。
xiaanqinyaohuangzhetadedashouzuijiaoshangyang，“hao，hao，wozhitinglaogongdehua。”
suihoutajiuguaiqiaolikaile。
luyuntingmeitoujinsuo，suihoujiulaidaoleshufang。
“ge，bushiba，nijingranquleyigeshazi？nideweilaijiuzheiyangfangqile？lujiajichengzhiweinizhendebuyaole？”lulingxiaoyinrendaolejidian。
“她不傻。”
“mingyanrendoukandechulaitabuzhengchang，niyouhebiweitabianjieni？jiutapeizhanzainishenbianma？”
“我要她。”
luyuntingjianchidaoleguzilimian。
“哥。”
“biedongta。”luyuntingyadishengyinjinggao。
lulingxiaosuiranbumankehaishidiandiantoutongyile，suihoujiujiangshoujidijileta。
kandaoshangmiandeneirong，luyuntingdandanyixiao，“kanlaiyouxieshiqingyouxiemeimule，jixugenxiaqubuyaodacaojingshe。”
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
