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第一中学的校门口。
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啪！
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就在这时。
renqunwai，turanchuanlaileyidaodichendenansheng：“nigangcaishuo，nizhangzheimeda，haiconglaimeiyoubeirendaguobazhang？”
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光线透了进来。
wangqingyazhengkaiyan，quezhinengmohudekandaoyijugaodaxinzhangdeshenyingchaozijizoulai……
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栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
