《tianjiangmengbao:zongcaidiedikuaijiezhe》shizuozhechachaxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo,qingjiejingmiaojuelun,kourenxinxian,zhideyikan。《tianjiangmengbao:zongcaidiedikuaijiezhe》jingcaijiexuan:yukexinbeijiarensuanjijijiejiedangtishen,jimoliyaoshenglesigehaizi。huaibabawuhuimama,dabaoheitadiannao,qintagongsi,maitagupiao。edujiejieqifumama,erbao:sipotalianpi,zoutayade。sanbaojiayouzhuwei:“zhatabieshu!”sanbaolianhedizhibaba,buzhuntajinjiamen。moliyaojidetuantuanzhuan,qiuguainverjikaimen。baobeinverchoutayiyan,nuonuodao:“babawojinizhunbeileliulian,guixiamama......
“咦?”
nanrenweiweichayi,jingranfadongle。
yukexinmodichajuedaoshentiliyougedongxihuachu,nanrenliluodejianduanqidai,bahaizixianfangjinletiqianzhunbeihaodebaowenxiang。
xiangqiyuyaxuandefenfu,nanrenchenlechenyanmoudao:“zheijiushinideming,zouhaoba。”
yukexinmengdibishangyanjing,weishenmedouyaobita?weishenmebitazhici!
tadeshoumanmanmoxiangzhentouxiaxiamian,neiliyoutazangzhedeyibajiandao。
zainanrendixiashen,shoushudaojijiangaijintadupishi,yukexinshudizhengkaiyanjing,taishouhenhenzhaxiangnanren,yimoxianhongsazaitalianshang。
wenredechuganrangtaleiruyuxia,tadehaizichushengleyige……
ketaqueliankanyiyandoubugan,ruanzhetuidiexiachuang,pinjinquanli,nuozhebenzhongdeshenzicongchuangtaiwangxiapa。
好在这是一楼。
yeheirenjing,taliangliangqiangqiangwuzheduzizhongyupaodaolebieshuwaimian。
tashentiyaoyaohuanghuang,tongdaoyijingmamu,jihujuedezijikuaiyaosile。
duibuqi,haizimen,mamihaomeiyong,baohubulenimen。
shudiyidaociyandechedengyingmianzhaoguolai,yukexintaishouwuzheyanjing,shenzicuobujifangdebeizhuangdao。
chemenbeidakai,yigenanrenfeikuaizouguolaidishenchakantangzaixuebolidenvren。
竟然还是个产妇!
tatongkongyisuo,yishuangshouhudijinjinzhuazhuleta,nvrenbizheyanjingweiruodeqiqiuzhe:“jiu…qiunijiujiuwodehaizi……”
五年后
“laodalaoer,meimeizhendezhuzaizheidongbieshulima?”yigejingdiaoyuzhuobandexiaonanhaidingzhedaimengdemogutouwendao。
suirandangnianmeimeishidiyigechushengde,danshimamishuoyixueshangduobaotaidiyigeshengchulaidebaobao,tiruo,tizhongxiao,caigengyinggaishibeibaohudemeimei。
tamensangenanzihan,dangranyaoshouhumeimei!
eryukexindangnianmeiyoujiuzoutadenver,yeyizhikuijiuzaixin!
tazheicihuiguo,jiushixiangzhaohuinver,rangsangexiaoxiongdihemeimeituanju!
laodayuzixuyibenzhengjingdenazhewangyuanjingbutingdekan,yibianhuidao:“mamishuoshide,jingdouzhiyouyigemojia,woheilelaomodewang,tadequebameimeiyangzaihailanbieshule。”
“neinikandaomeimeilema!kuaijiwochouchou!”
laoeryuzizepobujidaideyaoqiangwangyuanjing。
“kanbudaowa,bieshulizhiyouyongrenheyigenvren。”
“我好想看妹妹!”
laoerlaosanyikoutongshengdedao。
sanzhangyimoyiyangdexiaolianhuxiangduikanjiyan,yitongdaohededao:“qianjinqu!”
shifenzhonghou,sangeluobutouzhengnulidieluohanpaqiangtou,laosanyuzimenghuranwen:“mamizhidaolehuibuhuishengqi?mamishuoguobukeyiqingjuwangdong!”
laoerxianglexiarenzhendao:“womenbusuanqingjuwangdong,womenzheishiyoubeierlai!”
“对!”
sangexiaojiahuojixupaqiangtou,zhongyufandaobieshulihousangerenhuxiangdayanhuduoguoyongrendeshixianmodaoleketingli,fentouxingdongzhaomeimei。
meiyihuier,yigecaizheshigongfengaogenxiedenvrencongloushangzouxialai,tashenhougenzhegeruoxiaodenvhai。
“moanan,wogennishuolewushubianle,rangnigenbabashuohewojiehun,woyaobanjinzheidongbieshuli!nidaodigennibabashuolemeiyou?”
nvhaichuizhetouyishengbuhang。
nvrenhurantingzhujiaobu,zhuanguoshen,henhendeshenchuxianyandezhijiachuonvhaideetou,meiliangxiajiuchuodehongtongtongde。
“siyatouhuibuhuishuohuaani,shenmezibizheng,jiushigeshaziba!”
“赔钱货!”
nvhaierhaishimeiyoufanying,liantengdoubuhuihan。
yuyaxuanqideyijiaotixiangmoanan,nvhaisishixiguanle,yebuzhidaoduo!
yijiaobeichuaizhongshenti,diezuozaidishang,taiqitoulaizhengzheyanjingzhigougoudedingzheyuyaxuan。
tazhangdeshizaitaixiangyukexinle!
yuyaxuanhudiyizhi,youjingyounu。
“nijiwogun,wobuxiangkanjianni!”
nvhaiermanmanpaqilai,yiqueyiguaidewangloushangzou。
“aaa,laodalaosanwoyaoqizhale,neisinvrendawomenmeimei!chuotaetou,chuaitatui!”laoerzhaodaolaodalaosanqihuhudedao。
laodazhoumei:“meimeizainali?”
“zailouxia……”laoerhuitouyizhi,sangeluobutoumengdiduishanggangcongloutizoushanglaidemoanan。
sigexiaohaierdayandengxiaoyan。
moananhaiwailewaitou,yilianmangran,sishihaoqizheiliweishenmeturanchuxiansangexiaonanhai。
aoaoao!meimeihaoruanmenga!
laodahudikesouleyisheng,yibenzhengjingdao:“meimeinihao,woshigege。”
“woyeshigege!”laoerlaosanzhengxiangdao。
“meimeietoubeichuochengzheiyangle,huainvren!”laosanmenmendao
“zoutayade!”laoershuo。
“tongbutonga,gegejinihuhu!”laosancouguoqujueqilezuiba。
moananhuranshenchuzhijian,qingqingchuolechuolaosandeliandan,ranhouwanlewanchun。
“aa,meimeixiaole!”
“zou,meimeiqunifangjian,gegemenbangnibaochou!”
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