benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu，xuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《tajiaozhangsan,shiyigewuzhe》，muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong，luyuanzhangsanshishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu，zuozhe“yunhuixiao ”qingxinbianzhuzhong，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：daizhekouzhaodeluyuanyijianyijianbaihaochuizi、futou、dianzuan、zaojuzhileidedongxi，lehehexiangtangzaimianqiandegukeyi……
“嗝~”
“嗝~”
yemuxiadepojiuchengshi，kongdangdangdejiedaoshangyoudangzheyizhitongtiqihei、banrengaodezhengningsantouquan。
zheisantouquanshenshangsangegoutouyoulianggeyijingshiyifuchibaohezudeyangzi，baogebuduan。
lingyouyigegoutouyuqiubuman，wanrushuangdadeqiezi。
jiedaoshangkongwuyiren，santouquanzhuanleyiquanyouyiquan。
bujiu，sanzhigoutoukaishiyongtamenteyoudeyuyanliaoqitianlai。
“laoer，yaobuwomenjintianjiudaozheiba，zhaogedifangdahuhuquba，woleile。”
“woyexiangqudahuhu，niwenlaosan。”
“buxing!laoziduzishibaole，danmeiguozuiyinni!”
“laosan，xiabianweibaolejiuxingle，zuishangdekuaihuobuzhongyao!”
“neinimenlianggegangcaihaitiandeneimeqijing?”
“neibushidiyicijiandaoliangtiaotui、zhanzhezoudeguaiwume——ha!youguaiwu!”
turan，zaizheiyoudangzaikongwuyirenjiedaoshang，santouquansizhigouzhuamaliudiyizhendanteng，xiaoshizailelubianfeiqidejianzhufeixuli。
qianfangjiekou，yingzheweiruodeludengdengguang，yigejibianshichuanzhebaidaguayenanyanqixiuzhangshencaideshaonianhuanhuanzoulai。
少年正是陆渊。
tazuoshoutaozhebaidaguadekoudai，youshouziranxiachui，tuozheyijianfangfoyouxiezhongliangdedongxihuanhuanzouzaimaluzhongjian。
bujiuzhiqian，ganggangchilewanfandeluyuanhuranxiudaokongqizhongmimankaideyiguxuexingweier，tajiuzhidaoyouyouyishouchuangruchengqule。
luyuandezheizhongnenglilaiziyigecengjingzaitazheigeshuangyanpidenenglizhexiaojiejie，neixiaojiejieyongyouxiujueminruijiyin。
neiyike，benlaihaizaihuiweixiaohushixiamiandejingzhanjiyideluyuanshunjianhaoxiangdalejixueyiyang......
qianyishideluyuanyinweiduirentiqiguanganxingqu，suoyibaokaoleyikedaxue。
zheiyishi，putongrentideqiguanyijinggoubuqiluyuandexingqule，yushitajiangmuguangzhuanyidaoleneixieyinlingqifusuerchanshengdegezhonglingshou、yishoushenshang。
dangran，ouertiaochuyixiejubeiteshunenglidewuzhe，luyuanyefeichangleyijiangzijidexingqufenchulaiyidiandian。
zheibu，zailuyuanyoushoushang，yizhizuzuyouyirengaodesantouquanyijingchengleyitiaosigou，beiluyuantuozhezaidishanglachuyitiaozhangzhangdexuezi。
luyuanzhunbeijiangzheidongxilahuizhensuo，ranhoukailetahaohaoyanjiuyixia。
是开膛破肚的开。
yankanzheluyuanyuelaiyuejin，zangzailubiandesantouquansanzhigoutoudishengyilunqilai：“zheiguaiwuzhangdedaoshimeiqingmuxiude!”
“kanzhetingjieshi，shenshangyourou!”
“dengdeng，guaiwushoulituozhedeshishenme?”
“tatuozhededongxihaochoua!heibuliuqiude，haiyousangetou!haoxianggouyiyangai!”
“laoda，neidongxihaoxiangnia!”
“放屁!像老二!”
“neijianzhihelaosanyigemozilichulaide!”
“他过来了!”
“shang!yaosizheigecaiji!”
“汪~”
zheizhisantouquandaiqiyizhenxingfengxiongmengdiconglubiancuanchu，zhaohuyebudayijujingzhipuxiangluyuan!
xiuzhekongqizhongmimankailaidexuexingwei，luyuanzhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong，lianshangfuxianchuyisibingtaideweixiao。
“kanlainiyechiguorenle，xiaobaobei，neijiubuhaoyisile。”
刺啦——
santouquanpuxiangluyuanjijiangyueqi，huranzaizheiheiyezhongyidaoyinguangshunjianshanmei!
“汪~”
sanzhigoutouzhongjianneiyizhibaofachuyizhenwulidegoujiao，yibingminghuanghuangdezhangrenliuyedaozhizhicijinneigoutoumeixin!
luyuanmanyouyounachukouzhaodaishang，shixianluozaineisantouquanshenshang，tamuguangzhongduoleyifenmizui，“xiaobaobei，buyaohaipae!”
“汪!”
......
yigexiaoshihou，luyuantuozheliangtiaosigouhuidaolezijizhensuo。
zhanzaizijizhensuodezhulouqian，luyuanmeitouweizhou。
jinruzhensuozhuloudedamenkaile，erqieshibeirenconglibianbaolipohuaidiaode。
zheiyangdemubiao，jiuzhiyouzhangsanyigele。
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rengxialiangzhisigou，luyuanshijingshenxileyikouqi，takeyiqueding，cishizijizheizhensuolizhiyouzijiyigehuoren。
luyuanxinlixiangdaoyizhongkeneng，shunjian，taneizangzaikouzhaozhihoudemianrongshanggouqiyimobingtaideweixiao。
“hengheng，xianglaidiaowodeshoushuweikuan?pengyou，zheikebushiyigemingzhidejuedinga......”
......
yesenongzhong，zhangsanshihunluopodipaoxiangzheizuopojiuchengshidezhongxindiqu。
taxianzaisuozaidezheigechengshijiaoyuncheng，shuyux-27diqudeyigexiaocheng。
erluyuandezhensuo，jiuzaiyunchengdongcedechengqubianyuan。
zhangsandexiaoxinzangzicongcanguanleluyuandelengdongcangkujiuhaoxiangbeirenyongzhusheleyimatongdejixueyiyang，putong、putongditiaogebuting，fangfobucongzhangsanxiongtanglitiaochulaijuebubaxiuside。
xiangdaoneizhandishuqianpingdelengdongcangku，libianguazhedezhengzhengqiqibeikailetangdelengdongshiti，zhangsanjiuhuaiyiruoshizijixinglaidezaiwanyihuier，shibushiyehuibeiguazailibian......
cishizhangsanyanqianyoufuxianchuneiyiweinenglixishudadao0.8denenglizheshiti，erqiehaoqiaobuqiaohaitemehezijishitongyangdenengli......
0.8nenglixishudenenglizhedoubeikaitangbodeneimeganjing，neizijizhei0.6xishudegengmeishenmexuannianle。
zhangsanyibianpao，yibianbushihuitoukankanshenhou，shengpaneiyidaochuanzhebaidaguadexiuzhangshenyingchuxian。
yilushang，zhangsandouzaixiangruguoneibiantaiyishengzhuiguolai，zijigaiwangnaduobi。
tabenlaishixiangwangchengwaidefangxiangpaode，danshimeipaochuliangbuzijijiuhuilaile。
yunchengzhishiyigexiaocheng，meiyouwanzhengdefangyusheshi。
yewanbieshuoshichengwaile，jibianshichengneidouyoukenengyudaoyoudangjinlaideyishou。
zijigushenyiren，zheigeshihouwangchengwaipao，neihezhaosiyechabuduo。
zheigeshijianduandejiedaoliangbian，chulemeigeshubaimicaihuiyoudeludengliangqiweiruodedengguangwai，zhenggechengshidoushiyipianqihei。
oueryouyiliangzhongxingjichejingguodouhuirangtixindiaodandezhangsanzhenggerenquanshenhanmaodaoli。
huran，yizhencierdeshoujilingshengxiangqi，bazhangsanhedezaiyuanditiaodelaogao。
yikanlaidianrendemingzi，zhangsandunshisonglekouqi。
tameijiedianhua，zhijiejujie，xiangqianfangyigeshizilukoubianshangxiaopaoguoqu。
zheiyilupaoguolai，zhangsanzhiguzhedanjingshoupale，tazijidoumeifajuezijideshentiwulunshisuduhaishipinghengxingdubiyiqianyaoqiangshangxuduo。
lukoubianshangtingzheliangliangzhongxingjiche，youxieleisijiushidaideyueyexingsuv，danyaobineigeduoyixiezhandousheshi，birufangyugangban、jiqiangkouzhileidedongxi。
zhangsanyijiandaozheiliangliangjichejiuhaoxiangjianleqinmayiyang，sayazijiushiyilukuangben，zuizhongyiliuyancuanshanglediyiliangjichedehoupaizuoyi。
yishangche，zhangsanlikexiangqianbianmudengkoudaidelianggenanrenshuodao：“kuaikaiche!likaizheili!youduokuaikaiduokuai!”
“......”
qianbianlianggenanrenbuzhidaozhangsanweishenmezheiyangyifujicongcongtaomingdejiashi，qizhongyirenyibianfasongjicheyibianwendao：“zhangsan，nichixingfenjile?yiqianbeixunfangsizhuiyemeijiannipaozheimekuai......”
lingyirenzeshikanleyanzhangsanyuanbenduangebo、duantuidedifang，wen：“zhangsan，nizheishoushuhualeduoshaoqian?xiaoguotinghaoa!”
花钱?!
yitingdaozheigeziyan，zhangsanhuranxiangqilai，zijihaoxianghaiqianzheneibiantaiyishengsishiwuwandeweikuan!
zhangsanerhuabushuo，lianmangtaochushoujitongguosirenyinxingzhuanzhang。
xianglexiangneizijipohuaidiaodezhensuodamen，zhangsanzhijiejiluyuanzhuanlewushiwanguoqu。
duoduosuosuocaozuowan，zhangsanxinyouyujidikanleyiyanzijiganggangpaolaidefangxiang。
neibianguoranchuxianleyiliangjiaoche，zhengyiyizhongjiweihuanmandesuduxiangzijizheibianshilai!
erqiecheshenyidouyidoude，yidingshineigebiantaiyisheng!
zhiyouneigebiantaiyishengcainengshichuzheiyanggaodangdisuxingshi、maozhuohaoziyiyangmanmanzhemorendebiantaiwanfa!
jianci，zhangsanyiyaoya，henshengdao：“quchengjiao!qihaowuranyuandi!”
qianpailianggenanrenyanzhonggezishengqichayizhise，kaichedenanrenshuodao：“zhangsan，qihaowuranyuandikeshix-27diquyijiwuranyuandizhongzuixiongxiandele，nikeshiganggangcaizaineilidiuleyitiaogebo、yitiaotui......”
zhangsanchuanzhecuqijishengshuodao：“zhiyouzheiyangcainengbaozhengneigebiantaiyishengbuhuizhuishanglai!tingwode，kuai!”
“womenzhizaiwaibiancengceng，bushenrujinqu，buhuiyourenmingweixiande!danshinizaibuzou，womenjiusidingle!”
jicheqianpaidelianggenanrenmianmianxiangqu，zaitamenzheizhiyongbingtuanduizhong，zhangsansulaiyongyouzhe“fawaikuangtu”dechenghao，yixiangtianbupa、dibupa......
jintian，zheishiyudaolenalushenxianjihechengzheiyang?
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说好体验生活，你管这叫废柴
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开局打脸，我缺的只是一个机会
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