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《tikao？wozhijierangjiujiuyuandizhalie》shiyouzuozhe“jiamu”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshidengjiajiahongzhi，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：kaoshijiaojiwo？」「gaokaoa，daoshihouniqutijiajiakaoshi，jitakaogehaodaxue，jijialiguangzongyaozu。」……

精彩章节

linjingaokao，jiujiuyaoqiuwojitongbandebiaomeitikao。woguoduanjujue，beitazhoumashanerguangjiaoxun。

「nizhei**debaiyanlang，zheixienianbushiwojinijiaoxuefeinichuzhongshangwanjiudejiaren，

xianzaizhengshinibaoendeshihou，buquyedequ！」「nilaodieshigezaosigui，meiyouwoniyiweininenghuodaoxianzai？

」womayebangjiujiushuohua。「jiajiacaishizanmenjiazudejiaoao，zhiyoutacaiyouzigeshangdaxue。」

tamenyongjinshouduanbiwodaying。houlai，jiazudejiaoaobeiwoqinshouhuidiao。quanjiarendoujifengle。

……1wanzixijieshudaojia，jiujiuyezai。pingrilijiujiuhenshaolaiwojia，

zheigedianhaizaiyinggaishiyoushenmeshiyaozhaowoma。wolimaodalegezhaohujiuyaohuifangjian。jiujiujiaozhuwo。

「mashanggaokao，fuxidezenmeyangle，youbawokaogexiangyangyidiandedaxuema？」「haikeyi，

buchuyiwaidehuashangge211meiwenti。」wotuokouerchu。woqueshiyouzheigezixin，

ermowodechengjiyijingguolehenduo211xuexiaodefenshuxian。jiujiuxiaoxiaoqishen。「neijiuhao，

daoshihoujiajiadekaoshijiaojiniwojiufangxinle。」wolengzhu，meitingmingbaijiujiushenmeyisi。「jiujiu？

kaoshijiaojiwo？」「gaokaoa，daoshihouniqutijiajiakaoshi，jitakaogehaodaxue，jijialiguangzongyaozu。」

biaomeidengjiajiahewoyiyangshanggaosan，erqiehaigenwotongban。keshigaokaotikao，zheijihushiyijianbukenengdeshiqing。

woganjinjieshi。「jiujiu，gaokaoshibunengtikaode，jinkaochangdouyaobiduishenfenzheng，zheiyeshiweifade，

erqiewoqutijiajiakaoshile，neiwozijizenmeban。」wenyanjiujiuxiaolianlimaxiaoshi。「nimameigennishuoma？

tanayouqianjinishangdaxue，kaodezaihaoyoushenmeyong，nibadousizheimejiule，meirenzhengqian，

daoshihousheinengjinijiaoxuefei？」zheihuatingdewojiuxin。jiujiujiezhedao。「zheiduanshijiannijiuhaohaofuxi，

daoshihoujiajiashangledaxueyeyouniyifengonglao，keqianwanbiejijialidiulian！」woditou，shuangshouniejin，

zhijiaqianjinzhangxin。「wobu，gaokaoshiwozuihouyicigaibianmingyundejihui，wobuhuitijiajiaqukaoshi，

tadekaoshirangtazijiqu！」zuihouwohaishimeirenzhuchaojiujiudashenghanchu。talengzhuliangmiaohou，

kuaibulaidaowomianqianhuhuliangbazhangluozaiwolianshang。「fanlenile？dushudushaleba？zheimegenzhangbeijianghua！」

erduoyizhenwengmingguohou，jiujiujixukaikou。「wogaosuni，wojintianlaibushilaiwenniyiyuande，zheishitongzhi！」

「nizhei**debaiyanlang，zheixienianbushiwojinijiaoxuefeinichuzhongshangwanjiudejiaren，

xianzaizhengshinibaoendeshihou，buquyedequ！」「nilaodieshigezaosigui，meiyouwoniyiweininenghuodaoxianzai？

」wowuzhelian，ehenhenkanzheta。shuodaowoba，wogengnanyanxinzhongdefennu。chuerneinian，

jiujiuhuilaojiagaifangzi，jiaolewobahuiqubangmang。jieguoneiciwobajiuyiqubufufan。womagaosuwoshuoshiyiwai，

zheishiwobademing，yaowobuyaoguaijiujiuyijia。zheixienianjiujiubuguangmeiyouqianyi，

xianzaijuranhainengshuochuzheiyangdehua。wochedihanxin。zhenxiangrangwomalaikankan，

zheijiushitapinmingdouyaoweihudedidi。「haizhanzaizheiliganma？kanzhejiuaiyan，ganjingunfangjianqufuxi！

yaoshidaoshihoukaobuhaojiuyounihaokande！」jiujiudashenghechi。shuocaocaocaocaodao，zheishihouwomatuimenjinlai。

「hongzhi，waimianhaodadeyu，nidengxiahuiqulushangmandiana。」womayuqiwenroukanxiangjiujiu。

taqueyilianbunaifanjieguowomashoushangdekaoji。「xinglezhidaole，luolibasuo。」zheishi，

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「nizijiwenta，baiyanlangyige。」woqiangxiankaikou。「jiujiurangwojijiajiagaokaotikao！」

woqidaizhewomadefanying，dantaqueluchuxiaorong。「wohaiyiweishenmeshini，yuanlaishiyinweizheigea，

hongzhinijiufangxinba，jiajiadedaxuejiaojitale！」2womaxiaohehesongzoulejiujiu，liuwoyirenlengzaiyuandi。

「haizaizheiliganma？ganjinhuiqufuxia，ligaokaokemeiduoshaorizile。」wobufuqi，yaoyawenwoma。

「ma，neikeshigaokao！zheiduiwofeichangzhongyao，nishibushidayingjiujiule？」

womajiushigechetoucheweidefudimo。zhishirangwomeiyouxiangdaodeshi，zheijianshitayenenggoudaying。

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zuihouzijihaidiulegongzuo。jiulianwobaqushiyeshiyinweiqujijiujiubangmang。wohebiaomeidengjiajiatongyinianchusheng。

zicongwobazouhou，wojiumeiyouchuanguoxinyifu。doushichuandengjiajiashengxiabuyaode。

gengyaomingdeshigaozhongtahewoyigexuexiao。fenbanhouhaosibusiwomenyouzaitongyigeban。

suoyijingchangjiuhuichuxiandengjiajiachuanguodeyifuguogebannianshijianyouhuichuxianzaiwoshenshang。dengjiajiahaihuizhudongxuanyao，

shuowojiushizhihuijiantabuyaodedongxi。tazaixuexiaozuoyebuxie，doushirangwofuze。dengdaolekaoshi，

jiuyaowojitachuandaan。haiyaoqiuwofenshubunengyaguota，zhinengzaitahoumian。tayizhikaowoweichizhexuebarenshe。

napashizheiyangderiziwodoububeibukang。gaokaoshiwozuihoudejiumingdaocao。

xianzaitamenqingpiaopiaojiuyaoduozouwozuihouyicigaibianmingyundejihui。wojianjuebutongyi。zaishuole，

gaokaoyebukenengtikao。womabeiwofanwenguohou，biaoqingyebunaifan，hejiujiuyiyang。「nizenmehuishia？

nijiujiudalaoyuanpaoguolaiyitang，nihairangtazheimeshengqi，nizhibuzhidaowaimianxianzaixialeduodadeyu！」「ma，

nizenmelaoshipiantanjiujiua？wobaqushidaoxianzaidoumeiyoudengdaotayijudaoqian！

xianzaijuranhaiyaoboduowogaokaodejihui！」womachedinaole，naqisaobajiuchouzaiwoshenshang。

dunshibeichouguodedifangjiuchuanlaizhenzhentongmagan。「bizui，nizheibaiyanlang，meiyounijiujiunayouxianzaidewomen，

nigeheiliangxinde，xianzaijuranganzheimeshuota！」houwantazaicihuiqisaobachaowochouguolai。zheiciwomeirenzhu，

yanleiduokuangerchu。wotaidujianjuekanxiangwoma。「wobuqu，gaokaowojueduibufangqi，tikaowoyebuhuiqude。」

wenyanwomashunjianzhanghonglelian。chongdaowomianqianjiwoleyibazhang。「nishuoshenme？nizheilangxingoufeidewanyier，

nizhibuzhidaozheixienianbushinijiujiuwomenniangliangzaojiuesizailubianle！xianzairangnizuozheidianxiaoshidoubuyuanyi，

jiujiuzhidaolegaihuiduoshangxin！」wochongzhetadahan。「neiwoni，hanchuangkuduzheimeduoniandengdejiushigaokao，

xianzainirangwofangqi？nixiangguowodeganshouma？」tadunshilailepiqi，shangqianliangbusidiaowodeshijuan。

「nihaigandingzui！rangniduzheimeduoshujiushilaigenzhangbeidingzuidema？nixianzainengshangxuedoushinijiujiudeenci！」

「zheigekaoshinibuquyedequ！buguangyaoqu，haibixukaogehaoxuexiao！」「xianzaijiujiwogunhuiqufuxi，

zheijianshimeideshangliang。」tabawozhuaijinfangjian。pengdeyisheng，menbeizhongzhongdaishang。wozaishuzhuoqianzuoleyizhengye。

dengdaotianliangwoshoushidongxiyaoqushangxue。quefaxianmenzenmeyedabukai。3wodashenghuhandedongjingchaoxinglewoma。

menhouchuanlaitadeshengyin。「woyijingjinibanzhurendadianhuaqingjiale，congxianzaikaishinibuyongquxuexiao，

dengnishenmeshihouxiangmingbaizaichuzheigemen！」zheixiawoxinhuangle。likaoshiyijingmeiduoshaoshijianle，

jiexialaidemeiyitianlaoshidefuxineirongduiwodouhenzhongyao。woyonglipaizhemenqiqiuwomafangwochuqu。「ma，

xianzaibunengqingjiaa，zheiyanghuicuoguofuxide！」「qiuqiuni，fangwochuquba！」「gaokaozhendebunengtikaode，

neishiweifadea！」jinguanwochezhesangzidahan，womayijiuwudongyuzhong。zoutouwulu，wozhinengpoguanziposhuai。

「ma，nizheishiqiujin，zaibufangwochuquwoyaobaojingle！」wozhaodaoshoujizhengyaodajijingcha，menturankaile。

womashuangyanxinghongchongdaowogenqian。「nizhei**！woshinima，nijuranyaobaojingzhuanima！」

tayanjishoukuaicongwoshouliduoguoshouji。「wokannijiujiushuodemeicuo，jiushidushubanaozijiduhuaile！」

「nidaodiyaozenmeyang？」wozhandingjietie。「wobuqutikao，woyaoshangdaxue。」womakanwoyanlidoushishiwang。

wojixudao。「zheishiwoweiyidejihuile，ma，dengwoshanggehaodiandedaxue，yihouchulaicainengzhaodaohaodegongzuo，

woyexiangrangniguoshanghaorizi。」woshituyongaiganhuata。womaqueputongyixiaguizaiwomianqian，leiyanposuo。

「yueyue，jiudangwoqiuqiunilehaoma，nijiudayingmazheiyici，bangjiujiujiudengyushizaibangwole。」

「nibabuzaile，yaoshiyinweizheijianshiyihounijiujiujihenshangwo，neiwomenzhihuigengrangrenqiaobuqi，

nijiudayingmama，haobuhao！」tazhuaizhewodegebo，kandewojiuxin。

「keshiwo...woyexiangshangdaxue...」bawomafuqilai，woshitankaikou。「neidangran，

nijiujiuyijingtinixianghaole，zheicinitijiajiakaoshi，daoshihounizaiqufudu，jiujiuhuijinichuxuefeide。」

jianwosongkouwomataiduyebianhao。danwoxinlihaishiyouyu。「keshigaokaotikaobeifaxianhenyanzhongde，

erqiejiankaohenyange......」「nifangxin，nijiumashigehuazhuangshi，niyouhejiajiazhangdeyoudianxiang，

daoshihourangtajinihuagezhuang，jueduirenbuchulaide。」woyanshenduoshan，womaquemashangxiaolechulai。「haonver，

wojiuzhidaonikendingbuhuibudayingde，xingle，mameishile，niqushangxueba。」tatuizhewochumen。

「zhuyianquane。」zouzailushang，woxinliyizhixiangzhezheijianshi。meizouduoyuancaixiangqilaiwangjihuanxiele。

woganjinzhefanhuiqu，queyiwaitingdaolewomazaidadianhua。「zheisiyatouzhongyudayingle，haishizheiyangyouyong，

haixiangfudu，dengkaowanjiubatasongquchanglidagong，jiajiacaishizanmenjiadejiaoao，zhiyoutacaiyouzigeshangdaxue。」

shunjianwoxiangshidiaojinbingku。zouzailushang，woshuangyanwushen。turan，woxiangmingbaile。haoyigejiazudejiaoao，

neijiurangwolaiqinshouhuidiaoba。huidaoxuexiao，dengjiajiahewangchangyiyangdiulaiyibenzuoye。「niganshenmechide，

zuotianhailuoleyibenzuoye，ganjinjiwobushang，shangkeqianjiaobushangnijiusidingle。」

tayizhidoushizheimegaogaozaishangdezitai。wojiuxiangtadepuren。buguotadeyibuleduojiule。

wobazuoyediudaoyipang，dengjiajiadengdaleyanjing。「zijixie。」wolenglengdao，meiyoukanta。

「nichibangyingleshiba？」「woyaofuxi，daoshihounishangbulehaodaxuekejiubuyaoguaiwole。」talimaxieqi。

guoran，tayezhidaodaoshihouwoyaojitatikaodeshiqing。yeshi，tacaishizuidashouyizhe，zenmekenengbuzhidao。

4shuobudingjiushitatichulaide。bieshuozheizhaohaitinghaoyong，dengjiajiameiyouzaiweinanwo。

zijicongwozhuozishangzhaochulianxicehuiweizhishangchaoqule。neiwozheiduanshijiandoukeyianxinfuxile。

yaozhidaopingshitadezuoyedoushiwozaifuze。suiranjiushiwozijizuoyibianzaijitachaoshangqu。

danzheiyangyehuilangfeiwobushaoshijian。xianzaikeyiyongneixieshijianlaihaohaofuxi。

woderenshengjueduibuhuibeirenherenzuoyou。diyijieshangkeqian，wozhudongzhaodaobanzhuren。tajiandaowoxianshiyileng，

caikaikouwendao。「jiangyue，nimamabushishuonishengbinglema，haibangniqingjiale。」「mashangyaogaokaole，

shentibushufukebuyaochengqiang，xiuxihaolecainengyingduigaokao。」woyaoyaotou，lazhebanzhurenlaidaoyipang。

「laoshi，xianzaizhiyouninnengbangwole。」jifenzhongshijian，wobazuotianfashengguodeshiqingquanbugaosuta。

tingwantashenqingyansu，daizhejisihuaiyi。「laoshi，nindengwoyihuier。」huidaojiaoshi，

wonazhedengjiajiahewodeliangbenlianxicejitakan。「zheixiedoushiwoxiede，zijidouyiyang。」

「meicidekaoshiyedoushiwojitachuandaan。」tatuilexiayanjing，chenmodifanzheliangbenlianxice。liangfenzhonghou，

taheshanglianxicekanxiangwo。「nixiangyaowozenmebangni？」wanshanghuidaojia，womaduanzheguopanlaiwofangjian。

「jintianwobazheijianhaoxiaoxigaosunijiujiule，takekaixinle，haishuodengdaoshihouchengjichulailejiudabaiyanxi，

nijiushitamenjiadediyigongchenni。」woyexiaoxiao。「fangxinbama，woyidinghaohaokaoshi，

rangjiajiashangyigeguangzongyaozudedaxue！」womachunbianzhankaiyimoxiaorong。「maxiangxinni，

yebukankanshisheidenver。」tamolemowodetou。「jixufuxiba，mabudaraonile。」woyouxiehuanghu，

xiangxiangyoujuedekexiao。ruguobushiyaoqutidengjiajiakaoshi，tahaihuiduiwozheimehaoma。