《tianledaxiaojiewokebukui》zheibenxiaoshuoganggangshangxianjiubeishouduzhedexihuan，benshuzhuyaojiangshudeshisongshiyuqimingxianlinshanshanzhijiandegushi，xiaoshuodechuangzuozheshi“shanyu”dada，gushizhuyaojiangshudeshi：“tiantianwanzheixiemeiyisi，nijiwomentiaogewu，zheixieqianjiushinide。”chuanzhedingzhiheisechenshan，daizheerdingdenianqingnanshengchongwoshuo。……
di1zhangtianleda**wokebukui
woshijiubadeqingjiegong，youtianfujiaqianjinshaoyementuranlaixingzhi。
meirennachuyitarenminbi，rangwotiaowujitamenkan。
jiubachanggedexiaoguniangchongshanglaibatamentongmayidun，bawolazou。
laobanzhidaotabadakehumendezuihou，womenliangdoubeikaichule。
wobahenzaojiusile，dayishimamadeleruxianai，wobudebuxiuxuedagongzhengyiyaofei。
shiqujiubawendingdexinshuihou，woyitiansifen**，yinlaoleiguodu，jingshenhuanghu,zaisongwaimaidelushangbeihaochezhuangfei。
tangzaixueboli，huanghujiankandaohaocheshangxialaiderenjingranshizhuchangxiaoguniang。
zaicizhengyan，mianduifuerdaimendeqihong，woerhuabushuozhanshangzhuozikaishitiaoguangchangwu。
“shaoye**menhaixiangkanshenme？”
“zaixiahaihuichangshanlushibawan，yaobuyaodianliangshou？”
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zaicizhengyan，wofaxianzijishenchuyigehencaozadedifang，yinlezheneryulong，lanzisededengguangbuduantiaodong。
erbianchuanlailvedaixixuedeshengyin。
“tiantianwanzheixiemeiyisi，nijiwomentiaogewu，zheixieqianjiushinide。”chuanzhedingzhiheisechenshan，daizheerdingdenianqingnanshengchongwoshuo。
tashoushangsuiyiniezheyidiehouhouderenminbi，wangwozheibianshanleshanfeng。、
目测有两三千。
zuozainanshengzhouweideqitanianqingnannv，yexiaozhenachujidierenminbi，kaishiqihong。
“ayizhanzhuozishangtiao！womenkandegengqingchu。”
“tiaoyige！tiaoyige！”
dongjingtingda，renmengeyebuchanglewuyebutiaole，qiqiwangwomenzheibiankanlai。
youyuyimiaozhongdoushiduijinqiandexiedu。
wolimafangxiashouzhongdesaozhou，genzhejingbaodeyinle。
跳起了广场舞。
xuanzhuan、tiaoyue，kuazhangyonglidebaidongzijideshenti。
ganxiewohuidianguangchangwu，buranzhinengtiaoguangboticaole。
yixiangdaotamenhuaqianlaitiao，erwobujinbuhuaqianhaizhuanqian，jiuganjuehunshendoushijing。
“哈哈哈跳得好！”
“diyicikanjianqingjiegongzaijiubatiaowu，ku。”
“bukuishijiangshao，zhenhuiwan。”
woyuetiaoyuehai，zhendebeilianggenvshengladaodazhuoshang。
“zhushou！nimenyetaiguofenle，weishenmeyaoxiuruqingjiegongayi。”
“jiuyinweitashiqingjiegong，jiusuibianqifuma？”
“haiyoumeiyoudaodedixian！”
yigechuanzhechunbaizhangqun，liuzheheizhangzhifadenvshengturanchongguolai。
bawocongzhuozishangzhuaixiaqu，xingkuiwojishizhualetayiba，caimeishuaidao。
jibianshizaizheimehunandedengguangxia，yenengkanchutahenpiaoliang。
dankandaozheizhanglianwojiuyouxiangqishangbeizi。
tongyangdechangjing，tayejiushilinshanshan，chongguolaizuzhiwotiaowu，bazheiqunfuerdaichoumayidun。
shuozuiyanezheixieyouqianren，jiusuansongtayeshibuhuiyaode。
woyiweitashiweiwohaojiushichongdong，meiyouzuzhita，bijingshiweilebangwo。
jieguoshiwomendoubeijiubalaobankaichu，zheisuanshigaoduanjiubalaiwandedoushiyouqiandenianqingren，qingjiegonggongzibiyibandegaohenduo。
shiquzheifenduiwolaishuojiaogaodegudingshouru，weilezhengshenghuofeihemamadeshoushufei，woyitiandasifengong。
zhongyuyinweilaoleiguodu，songwaimaidelushangbeichezhuangfei。
dangwotangzaidishangdengdaisiwangshi，quekanjiancongzhuangwodeneilianghaohuachaopaoshangxialaiderenshizengequanguidelinshanshan。
tadaizheangguideshoushi，chuanzhexiaolifu，zhengbaoyuandedadianhua。
“axian，wozhuangdaorenlezenmeban！haoxiangshigesongwaimaide。”
“nizaizhendeyoubanfajiejuema？wuwuwuxiexienibaobao。”
zhihouwodehunyoudangzailinshanshanzhouwei，kandaotacanjiashangliujiecengdeyanhui，kandaotadenanpengyouxiangyongqianjiejue，danwomamajujue。
jieguomamameiqianqinglvshi，jiashangnverqushidedaji，henkuaibingqingehuaqushi。
xiangqizheixie，woganjuexintiaojiasu，fennurangwodezhijiaxianjinshouxin。
zheiciyidingbunengrangtadangwogaoqianzhilu！
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“guannipishi！”woyibajianglinshanshanshuaikai。
zaitazhenjingdemuguangzhong，chongzhemingxianbushuangdefuerdaimenxiaodao。
“shaoye**menhaixiangkanshenme？”
“zaixiahaihuichangshanlushibawan，yaobuyaodianliangshou？”
neigejiangshaoyejiushijianglinhemiansezhuanqing，mashangqishen，bashoushangdeqiansaidaowoshouli。
qitarenyefenfenbaqianjiwo，haiyourenzaizhaowoyaoshoukuanmashuomeidaixianjin。
jianbangyibajiangaishidelinshanshanzhuangkai，wobashoukuanmadianchulaifangdaozhuoshangdengtamensao。
“zhifubaoyidaozhangerqianyuan。”
“zhifubaoyidaozhangsanqianyuan。”
“zhifubaoyidaozhangyiqianyuan。”
…
haowuqifudejixiebobaotingqilaigewaiyueer。
linshanshanjianzhuangqidelianjiatonghong：“nihaiyaobuyaolian！renqiongzhibuqiong，jiusuanwomeiqianyebuhuichumaizijidezunyanquyaoqian。”
“daqingdouwangle，haiqiangzhejirenxiagui。”
womangzhebazhibizhenglihaofangjinyifukoudai，zhuangbuxia，shengleyixiaobansaidaokuzikoudai。
meigongfudalita，xiwanglinshanshanzuoshanghaoche，jiangrenmingbufangzaiyanlishiyeshizheimexiangde。
yougechuanzheyitiaoheisexiaoliqun，toudaizuanshixiaohuangguandepiaoliangnvhai“ze”leyisheng。
chongzhelinshanshanfanlegebaiyan，yuqijiaozong：“zhenshigounahaozi。”
suihoudilegehuatongjiwo。
“yishouyiqian，nengchangduoshaochangduoshao。”
zheiyiwanchangdaosangyinsiya，da**mingjiaosongshiyu，chushoufeichangkuochuo。
wozhichanglesanshijishouge，quejilewowuwan！
jiashangzhiqianshoudaodeqian，yiwanshangjingranzhuanlejinshiwan！
woxinqinghenhaodebashaoye**mensongshangche，huihuisaozhou：“shaoye**menlushangzhuyianquan，xiacizailai。”
“nihaitinghaowande，zaijian。”
“xiacizhaonizaijiwolaishouzuixuanminzufeng。”
tamenzouhou，wopobujidaichongjinyiyuan，shangbeizisihoumamasixinliefeidetongkushenghaihuidangzaierbian。
cishi，wopobujidaiqukanta。
qingshouqingjiaojindaoyiyuan，mamayijingzaishuile，yexushiyinweitengtongtashuidehenbuanwen。
changniancaolaohejibingzhemo，rangtakanqilaigewaicanglao，toufayijingbaileyiban。
xiaoxueshiwobayinweikuangnanzaiyemeihuijia，mamajingyingzhehenxiaoyijianzaocandian，qizaotanhei。
suiranjialiqiong，danmamahenwenrou，jintasuonengjiwozuihaode。
qiannianwokaoshangzhongdiandaxue，yuanyiweishenghuohuiyuelaiyuehao。
kunanzonghuizhaoxiangkunanderen，daershimuqinturanhundao，chachuruxianaiwanqi。
fengfengbubudejiadunshiyaoyaoyuzhui。
wobudeyixiuxuedagong，weilejinliangduozhuanyidian，woqugongdidazabanzhuan，songwaimai，yunqihaozhaodaogaojijiubadeqingjiegonggongzuo。
gaoqiangdudegongzuoheyalixia，ershisansuidewokanqilaigensanshiduosuiyiyang。
nanguaijiubaderendourenweiwoshiqingjieayierbushiqingjiexiaomeilehahaha。
jinnianyijingshixiuxuediernian，ruguojiuyuezaibufuxuejiangbeikaichu。
“yiqiedouhuihaoqilaide。”
xianzaishoushangyijingyouqiankeyiweimamayuyueshoushu，wanchenghouxuzhiliaole。
diertianwozhaochangqujiubashangban。
却撞见有人在闹事。
“huala、pa…”pingchangxuannaodejiuba，cishizhishengxiagezhongjiuping、jiubeiqingcuidesuiliesheng。
“songshiyunifashenmefeng？”yigeqingyijunxiudenanrenshuzhemeimao，chongzhengshuaidongxidenvhaihoudao。
“qimingxian，nitiantianmang，jiushimangzhedaozheikannvrenchanggeshiba！”
“woyaogaosuwobabawuwuwu。”nvhaizhangfalingluan，xiongtangjulieqifu，yanleihuleyilian。
wozheicaifaxiantashisongshiyu。
suijilianmangnazhewosaobadangwuqi，chongleshangqu，baohuda**renrenyouze。
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qimingxianchixiaoyisheng：“songda**ruguoxiangquxiaohunyuejiuqugao。”
“shanshangennizheizhongda**buyiyang，biebabierendouxiangdegenniyiyanghuachi。”
tashuowanzhuanguotou，duizheduozaitashenhoudelinshanshanwenshenganweizhe。
songshiyutingdaozheihua，lengzaiyuandi。
woeyigesaozhoubatamenliangtuikai，dangzaida**mianqian。
“bangzhebiedenvrenqifuzijiweihunqi，zhennanren。”
shangbeizilinshanshankouzhongdeaxianjiushita，wogandaoyizhenexin。
qimingxianbeiwohedelianlianhoutui。
“zenmeyoushini？”linshanshankanjianwo，yilianxianqi。
“axian，tajiushiwoshuodeneigeqitaodeqingjiegong。”
dunshi，qimingxiankanwodeyanguangyebuyoushanqilai。
meidengtakaikouwonachushoujiduizhetaliang：“lailailaikanjingtou，geshougoudayouhunyuedenanrenzhenshishifengrixia。”
“woheaxianqingqingbaibai，caibushinishuodeneiyang。”linshanshancangbaizheduozhejingtou，kuleqilai。
qimingxianjiangtamibutoufenghuzaihuaili，shenshenkanlesongshiyuyiyandabuzoule。
kanrenaoderenqunzouhou，wobangsongshiyucaganlian。
“santiaotuidehamananzhao，liangtiaotuidehamadaochudoushi，da**shenmeyangdeweihunfuzhaobuzhe！”
“zanmenhuangetinghuaganjingdejiushile。”
“别气坏自己。”
songshiyuzhengzhengkanlewoyihui，turanyoudakuqilai。
wopeiletayiwanshang，jiaojinnaozhianwei，caizhidaoqimingxiangentashijiazulianyin，qijia**chuwentizhudongzhaoshangsongjia，xiangtongguolianyinduguonanguan。
songjiafumubenlaibuxiangweiqunver，dansongshiyucongxiaojiuxihuanqimingxian，dayingzheimenqinshi。
sheizhidaodinghunhouqimingxianduitagengaidabuli，zhangzhetadexihuanweisuoyuwei。
songshiyuhaishichangweitazheyan，shuoqimingxianduitahenhao。
zuijintatingshuoqimingxianjingchanglaizheijiajiubacaimeitianlai，xiangpengdaoren。
meixiangdaoquepengdaotadeweihunfujijiubachanggedenvrensonghua，tingbierenshuoyijingsonglehaozhangyiduanshijian。
congmeishouguoweiqudesongshiyudangshijiuzhale，caichenglewojinlaishideyangzi。
laobanbuganliuxialinshanshanzheigemafan，dangjibarenjikaile。
da**bujinpeichangsuoyousunshi，haiduojilexinlibuchangfei，kebalaobangaoxinghuaile。
“zhifukuanyidaozhangsanwanyuan。”
竟然连我也有！
“nibiezaijiubashangbanle，zuowojiadebaojieba，jinishuangbeigongzi。”
“pingchangyebuyonggantaiduohuo，dingduodasaowodefangjianheqingxigerenwujian，zenmeyang？bucuoba。”
“buxujujuewofouze......”
“haoleida**，fangxinbayouwozaimeiyiwai。”
kanwohuidadegancuililuo，da**zhongyulouchuxinweidexiaorong。
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wochengweida**dezhuanshubaojieayi，shuoshibaojie，danda**jialihaojigebaomu。
shijishangzhishipeitachifan、dayouxi，haiyoushibushitiaogeguangchangwu。
tongyangchanggeyishouyiqian，tiaowuyiqulianqian。
lileda**sheihaibawodangaidoua。
mamadeshoushuhenchenggong，zhiyaozaijingyangyiduanshijianjiunengchuyuan，woyongshengxiadeyidianqianzaixuexiaofujinzulefangzi，congqianjialidefangzaojiumaile。
suansuanshengxiadeqianmianqianggoudaxuebiyeqianwohemamadeshenghuo，dasuanjiuyuehuixuexiao。
yihouyaoxiangzhangyuanfazhan，haishidexiandaxuebiye。
“zouba，xuejie。”songshiyuyijingzhidaowoxiuxuedeshiqing，zhenjingdeshitahewodouzaiada，dantacairuxueyinian，budaoshijiusui。
“woxianzaihaidebuxiudaerdekecheng，busuanxuejiee。”wolingzheyiduishenghuoyongpinjiannandecongcheshangxialaizou。
kanqilaihenlangbei，danwoxinliyaolekaihua。
bijingbangda**banyitangxinglihaojiqian，bukui！
banwanshouxu，da**daiwoyiqiquqinshi。
“wogenlaoshidaguozhaohule，nigenwoyigeqinshi。”tashuojialirenxiangduanliantadulishenghuodenengli，yaoqiuzhuliangniansushe。
“那感情好。”
daoqinshihou，da**wangneiyizuo，womashangbangtadasaohaochuangpu，neidongzuojiaoyigeliluo。
zhuyaoshipaqitalianggeshiyougenwoqiang。
daizheheikuangyanjingdeduanfashiyoujiaozhouyou，tazhipielewomenjiyanjiudaishangerjishangchuangle。
lingyigejiaochenyandejuanfanvsheng，queyizhihenhendedingzhewomen。
zaiwokaishishoushizijidechuangpushi，zhijieshanglailazhuwoshou：“songshiyudebaomubuzhunzhujinlai。”
“zheilishishanshandechuangwei。”
怎么又是姗姗。
“laoshirangwozhude，niquzhaolaoshi，haiyouwoshixueshengbushibaomu。”
“suiranxiuxueleliangnian，dansuannixuejie，meidameixiao。”
pingshizhinashubendedaxueshengnayou**huodeliqida，zhijiebeiwozhuazheshounuokai。
“meixiangdaonijingranyeshiadadexuesheng，jianzhishijimuxiaomengxiu。”
“haiguitiansongshiyudaoxuexiaolilaile。”menkouchuanlailinshanshandeshengyin。
tayijiuchuanzhebaisequnzhuang，kanqilaixiangduoxiaobaihua。
yanliquemanshiqingmieyubuxie。
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