youjikoufanchibabianxiederemenxiaoshuotamendeai,jileshanghaiwoderen,juqingfeichangdexinying,meiyouneimeqianpianyilv,feichanghaokan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanwoturanxiangqi,meiciqiaoxinranjieshoucaifangshidouhuizaijieweishi,shuoshangyiju:“woaiwodejiaren。”wocengyiweineishitaduiwohanxueryouzhen……
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jiashaoyeguzhexianhaiwodeshipinbaoluhou。
bamaheweihunqiqiaoxinranjiandingdiweihuwo,jiwoaiheyikao。
woanxindijiangzhengjujiaojitamen,quanquanchuli。
tamenshuoguzhebeiganchujiashiyiwaichehuoshenwang,woxinle。
zhidaohunhoudiwunian,woyiwaikandaobengaisiqudeguzhe。
tabaozhegexiaonvhai,jinjinqianzheqiaoxinrandeshou:
“xinran,yaobushibamaheni。wokongpazhendehuibeiguhengneigehenxindenanrensongjinqu。xinghaobamaxiaohuilezhengju,haijiwokailezhubaogongzuoshi。”
“weileburangtaqiyi,nihaidashanglezijidehunyin。zheiwunianlai,duoxieni!”
“jiudangshiwotinixiangguhengshuzuiba。zhiyaonihenvershenghuodehao,wojiufangxinle。”
yuanlaiwoyiweixingfudejiating,buguoshibamaheqiaoxinranlianheqilaidejudapianju。
wodebama、wodeqiziheguzhecaishixingfudeyijia。
erwobuguoshibeipianlewuniandechunhuo。
qinqingyehao,aiqingyeba。
zheibuweiyideai,wodoubuyaole。
......
yiyuanli,qiaoxinranqianzhexiaonvhai,muguangwenrou:
“zheixienian,nishenzhibitazheigezhenshaoyedouyaoguodetimianxiaosa。”
“buguoshiyaoxiaoxinxie,biebeiguhengfaxianle。”
guzhexiaozhewanzhuqiaoxinrandegebo:
“xinran,yaobushini,wokongpazhendehuibeiguhengzheigehendudenanrensongjinqu。”
qiaoxinranzhoulezhoumeitou,danmeiyoutuikaita。
zhishizhuantoukanxiangshencedexiaonvhai,wanlewanmeiyanmolemotadetou:
“bushuozheigele,nuannuankanguoyishengmeishijiuhao。guojitiannuannuanshengriyanhui,wohebamahuiyijibainiweiyouzhunshicanjiade。”
xiaonvhaitingbudongdarenmenzailiaoshenme,zhishiyiweipujinqiaoxinranhuailisajiao。
yijiasankoufenweitianmi,yindebushaorentouquyanxiandemuguang。
也包括我。
wobengkuidikaozaiguaijiaochudeqiangbian,zuizhongtanzuozaidi。
guzhegenbenjiumeiyoubeiganchujiamen、shoudaochengfa,gengmeiyouchehuoshenwang。
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wodeqinshengbama、wodeqizi、woshenbiandesuoyouqinjinderen。
douzaiweileguzhezheigejiashaoyewannongwoderensheng。
woziyiweidexingfu,jiushichangjudadepianju!
wotanruanzaidixianrujuewang,xiayishijietongxiangqideshouji:
“xiaoheng,zenmetingguanjiashuonijintianhaiquyiyuankanzhenle?nidoujitianmeixiuxile,ganjinhuilaixiexieba!kanniliansebuhao,madouxinteng。”
mamadeyuqiyiruwangchangbanwenrouguanqie。
keworujinzhidaolezhenxiang。
tingzhezhijuederuzhuibingku,hunshenfaleng。
mabushixintengwo,zhishipawoyujianguzhefaxianzhenxiang。
woyingleliangju,gaosuta,wozaiyiloudeertongjibingjiaoliudahui。
guoran,mamadunshidajingshise,lianmangzhufuwobuyaoluanzou,rangqiaoxinranmashanglaizhaowo。
wufenzhonghou,qiaoxinranpaodeqichuanyuyu。
yuqijipo,buxiangshiguanqiegengshizebei:
“niyaolaizenmebugenwoshuo!”
“zheixietianlianzhouzhuandeshoushu,doukuaijinileihuaile。nijintianliansehaocha,biedaizaiyiyuanle,wodainihuijiaxiuxiba。”
qiaoxinranyanshenpiaohu,shenseyouxiexianeryijiandexinxu。
duiwozhuiwendao:“zheilishurenduoba?youmeiyoupengdaoniyiqiandetongxuehuoshipengyou?”
wozuanjinzhijiaqianruxuerou,tongyirangwoqiangchengzhexiaoyi:
“meiyou,wozhishixiangjiannile。”
“huijiaba,mashuoteyijiaolejitang。”
jianwofouren,qiaoxinranjinzhoudemeitoudunshisongkai。
yilushangtameiyanwanwanditongwotanxiao,dongzuotitieshuohuawenrou,fangfoganggangmudutachuguidehuamianzhishiyichanghuanjue。
danwozaiyebunengcongtadeyanshenzhongganshoudaofenhaoaiyi。
woziyiweidemeimanaiqing,zhibuguoshiqiaoxinrandeshuzui。
deyouduoaineigejia,cainengrangtaganxinpeishanghunyin。
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