huangshifude《tianmingnvditaiwangfu，wotangzhejiubianqiang》zheibenshuxiedehaishitinghaode！zhujiaoshiwangfuguilongjiruo，zhuyaojiangshule：yeqingyankuleyihui，wangfuguimeiyoudalita，jianjianlengjingxialai，qishitahaishiyuanyixiangxinwangfuguishuodehua。……
“白长老来了！”
buzhidaosheihanleyisheng，yeqingyanlianmangcongwangfuguishenshangqilai。
suiranzuozheruanmianmiandehenshufu，danshiruguobeizhanglaokandao，nanmianhuiyoudianbuhao。
baizhanglaofeizaikongzhong，yinhuidekanleyiyanwangfugui。
“woxianjidajiajieshaoyixiashilianzhidi，jiuzaitiandaozongyichumijing，limianyoudijiyaoshou，ernimenderenwujiushishayaoshou，duoyaodan，sheideyaodandengjigao，shuliangduo，sheijiushidiyiming，erdiyiming，keyihuodeyibashangdengwuqi，xisuidan，bingqiehaikeyijinruzangshuge，tiaoxuanheshidewuji，”
zhongrenyiting，limarexuefeiteng，wuqi，danyao，gongfadouyoule。
ruguonaxiadiyi，jueduikeyifeihuangtengda。
“xianggong，nishuowomennengdedaodiji？”yeqingyanwaizhenaodaiduiwangfuguiwendao。
“jirancanjiale，ziranshidiyi，suiranxisuidanduinimeiyong，danshijiwochile，keyixiufuwodeshenti。”
yinweiyoutangpingbailan，bierenchajuebudaotatineijingmai，gengwufachajuedaotineiliutangdelingli。
danshixisuidanchileyihou，duitahaishiyouhaochude，eryeqingyanbenjiushirenhuangti，xisuidanduitalaishuotaiguojilei。
“danshinaxiadiyi，kemeiyouzheimerongyi，zheicixinrendizi，wulingjiubuxiayuershiwei，erqiehaiyouwuweijiuxingwuling，erwoganggangtupodaoyixingwuling，kongpabushizheixierendeduishou！”
“fangxinba，chedaoshanqianbiyoulu，chuandaoqiaotouziranzhi！xianrumijing！”
baizhanglaodaizhongrenlaidaoyigerukou，zhengshimijingrukou。
xinrendizifenfentiaoru，yeqingyanyetuizhewangfuguizoulejinqu。
baizhanglaodeshenshipugaizhenggemijing，keyijianshisuoyouren。
“jinzhitongmenzidizixiangcansha！ruyoufaxian，feichuxiuwei，zhuchuzongmen！”
baizhanglaodeshengyin，chuanbianzhenggeshilianchangdi。
eryeqingyantuizhewangfuguisichuxunzhaoyaoshou，dandoushiyixieyijiyaoshou。
妖兽从一级到九级。
fenbieduiyingwuzhe，wushi，dawushi，wuling，wuwang，wuhuang，wuzong，wuzun，wusheng。
zaiwangshangjiushidishouheshenshou。
dishoukeyihuaweirenxing，heputongrenleiwuyi。
baizhanglaodeshenshiyizhizaiwangfuguishenshang，yushibawangfuguideweizhi，toulujineiwuweizuiqiangdedizi。
tayaoqinyankandaowangfuguisiwang，duiwaixuanchengjiushibeiyaoshoushasi，zhiyuzheigerenhuangti，ziranshiqiujinqilai，ranhoushizhanjinshu，duoqutizhi。
yeqingyantuizhewangfuguilaidaoyichuhubo，zheiliyouyizhisanjiyaoshou，huolingyangzhengzaiheshui。
“杀不杀？”
sanjiyaoshoushilikanbidawushi，shiliburuo。
yeqingyanyijingzaimoquancazhang，taxiangshishirenhuangjuedeweili，suirangangganglianxijitian，lianrumendoumeiyou。
“huolingyangdegongjishouduanshilianggejiao，keyishifanghuoyan，naodaifangyulizuiqiang，nikeyishizhegongjitadeduzi！”
“mingbai！neinizijixiaoxin！”
yeqingyanbawangfuguifangxia，tazhandoudeshihou，shiwufabaohuwangfuguide，wanyiyoushenmeweixian，zhinengyikaotazijijiejue。
“fangxinba，womeishi！”
“好！”
yeqingyanyigetiaoyue，laidaohuolingyangmianqian。
huolingyangmiedeyisheng，toudingkaishijujihuoyannengliang，suihouyidaohuoyan，zhichongyeqingyan。
“人皇拳！”
yeqingyanyiquandachu，huoyanxiaosan。
“好厉害！”
yeqingyanjinghuyisheng，beizijidelilianghedaole。
wangfuguiyaoyaotou，“nikannineiyilianmeiyoujianguoshimiandeyangzi，zheihaizhishiganggangkaishi，dengdaonijuexingdeshihou，neicaishizhenzhengdelihai！”
“juexing？yaozenmejuexing？”yeqingyanlianmangwendao。
wangfuguizaiciyaoyaotou，“zheigewoyebushihenqingchu，meigerendouyoumeigerenjuexingdefangshi，genjujizai，gujinzhongwai，renhuangtijuexingzheliaoliaowuji，ruguowufajuexing，nidedianfengjiushiwushengjing，wufazaixingtupo，zheiyejiushi，weishenmenishirenhuangti，yemeiyourenheshiliqulalongni，yinweijuexingtainanle！”
“好吧！”
yeqingyanyemeiyouqinei，conghuolingyangfubu，taochuyimeisanjiyaodan。
yaodantongyidoushijinhuangse，anzhaoshangmiandewenlufendengji，santiaowenlujiushisanjiyaodan。
“bayaodanfangxia，zheizhihuolingyangshiwoxiankandaode！”
yiweinanzi，yiliantanlandezouleguolai，muguangzaiyaodanheyeqingyanshenshangbuduansaomiao。
“e！duile，wangleziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaoqihuai！”
yeqingyanmeitouyizhou，zheirenbuhuaihaoyi，erqieduifanghaishiwulinghouqi，tabuyidingshiqihuaideduishou。
qihuailaidaoyeqingyanmianqian，fachuweisuodexiaosheng。
“yeshimei，qishiyaodanwoyekeyibuyao，zhiyaonidayingsihouwoyici，zheijianshiqingjiusuanguoqule，ruhe？”
“放屁！”
yeqingyannaoxiuchengnu，numayiju。
“menneidizijinzhidouzheng，wobuji，ninandaohaixiangqiangbucheng？”
“e？neinikeyishishi，hanyishengzhanglao，kankantadabudayingni？”
qihuailengxiaoyisheng，talaici，jiushibaizhanglaopaitalaide，diyimudeshishadiaowangfugui，qierjiushidedaoyeqingyandeshenti。
dangran，diershitajizijizhidingde。
feiwubujizhesha，dangzhewangfuguidemiancaiyouyisi。
“tayinggaijiushibaizhanglaopailaideren！”wangfuguishuohuale。
“shenme？nandaozhanglaoyaoshawomen？”yeqingyanlianseyibian。
“wangfugui，zhiyounisile，neixierencainenganwen，suoyi，jintiannibisiwuyi！”
qihuaiyigeshanshen，yongyibadaozifangzaiwangfuguibozishang。
“齐怀！你敢！”
yeqingyanxiangyaoqujiuyuan，yijinglaibuji。
“yeshimei，niyebuxiangnixianggongbeiwoshadiaoba？”
“shima？neinidongshoua，tashiwodeshafuchouren，benlaihaixiangzhaogemeiyourendedifangshaleta，jirannidongshou，ganghaowoyenengpieqingxianyi！”
yeqingyanmianwubiaoqing，shuohualenglengbingbing，haoxiangzhiqianduiwangfuguidehao，quanshizhuangchulaide。
“neiwokezhendedongshoule？niquedingbukaolvkaolv？zhiyaonituoxiayifuguizaiwomianqian，wojiukeyifangguota！”
qihuaiyiranshibusixin，tashizhendexihuanyeqingyan，keweishiduiyeqingyanyijianzhongqing。
yeqingyanlengxiaoyisheng，bayaodanzhuangjindouli。
“neinisuiyi！zaishuole，wojiusuanweishenyuni，nijiuhuifangguota？”
“haitingcongming！jiranruci，neibieguaiwoxinhen！xiannaxianizaishuo！”
qihuaimeiyouzhijieshalewangfugui，tayaoxunqiu**，yitadeshili，naxiayeqingyanqingeryiju。
“rangnijianshiyixiawoqijiadejianfa，jianhui！”
zhangjianfachuciyandeguangmang。
“就是现在！”
qihuaishanshentuxiyeqingyan。
“砰~”
yishengqiangxiang，qihuaidaozaixuebolibunengdongdan。erzainaomenshangyougexuedong。
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