jiangxiaonianshenshuyunshinabuxiaoshuozhongdezhujiao？gaizuomingwei《tianmingwushuang》，shiyibenxiandaifenggedechuanyuezhongshengzuopin，shidashen“chuxiaomo”deranqingzhizuo，zhujiaoshijiangxiaonianshenshuyun，gaishuwei：liuwenjuzhijiechizhiyibi，“hehe，jiusangeqigaieryi，yepeigenbengongzixiangtibinglun？nishibushinaoziyoubing？”weiguanzhongrendouxiaochulesheng，dui……
第5章
“wodaying。”dengjiantileihengliudidayingxialai。
“gongxinizuochulezuizhengquedexuanze，lai，nazhezheixieyinpiao，mashangquban。”jiangxiaonianshuozhebayitayinpiaodileguoqu。
dengjianzhandouzhejieguo，jichuyigenankandexiaorong，“shi，duoxieshaoyezaipei。”
yangzhongyizhizaiguanzhuzhezheibian，dengjianyizoutamashangzhuileshangqu。
dezhijiangxiaonianyaomaixiaquanchengdexiaoshi，yangzhongdunshijiubaotiaoqilai。
“shaoyezheishizhenyaobaidiaozhenggejiangjiaa，buxing，wodemashangquzhaolaoye。”yangzhongshuowanjimanglikai。
haizaixinzhonganxiang，yaoshiwoshenglezheiyangdeerzi，baozhengyijingdasitayibaihuile。
lingyibian，jiangjitongzhengzaizhaohaoyoumazhengyuanjieyinzi。
“laoma，woshizhenzoutouwulule，nishuoshenmeyedebangwoyiba，nifangxin，lixiwohuianzuigaodejini，juebuhuirangnichikui。”
jiangjitongbeiweidiaiqiudao。
“hahahaha。”mazhengyuanqingmiedidaxiao，“nizongdedejiewuwanliangyinzi，jiashanglixidehua，nizheibeizidoubiexianghaiqing，nisilewozhaosheiyaoqu？”
“nanbuchengzhaonineibaijiaerzi？”
“he，laojiangbushiwoshuoni，zheizhongzhihuibaijiadechusheng，nijiugaidasileweigou，yongjuehouhuan。”
“ranhouqushangjifangxiaoqiezhongxinshengjiushile。”mazhengyuandashengchaofengdao。
dunshi，chaoxiaozhishengsiqi，wushudaojifengdemuguangtouxiangjiangjitong，zhizhidiandianqilai。
jiangjitonglianshangdejiroukuangchouchou，xiufenwubi，youzhongxiangfanliandechongdong。
简直辱人太甚！
dantahaishirenzhebukuaipeixiaodao：“laomanizheihuaguole，xiaonianqishiyijingdongshiduole，jintianhaishuorangwobiecaoxin，tahuixiangbanfajiejuede。”
zheishi，takandaocongcongganlaideyangguanshi，yushijimangshiyanse。
“laoyang，nilaidezhenghao，kuaigenmalaoyeshuoshuo，shaoyeshibushizhendezhuanxingdongshile？”
yangzhongyijingxinjirufen，naliyoushijianlinghuijiangjitongdeyanshenanshi。
jiqiedidao：“laoye，buhaole，shaoyediyalefangqi，shuoshiyaomaixiaquanchengdexiaoshi。”
hong，jiangjitongruzaoleiji，liangyanyihei，zhijietandaolexiaqu。
“ni......nishuoshenme？quanchengdemangxiao？”jiangjitongbuganzhixinzhuiwen，“tamaineiwanyizuoshaa？”
“xiaodeyebuzhi，laoyeninkuaiquzuzhiba，buranjiuzhenlaibujile。”yangzhongkuzhecuicu。
jiangjitongganjuetiandouyaotale，qidehunshenfadou。
“nizi，nizi，tashizhenyaobailewojiangjiaa。”
“douguaiwopingshitaijiaozong，jintianbudasita，woyouhemianmumianduijiangjiaxianzu。”
mazhengyuangengjialele，chaozheyiqueyiguaidejiangjitongdaxiaodao：“dui，jiugaiwangsilida，dasilezaishuojiushi。”
“rennayouneimerongyizhuanxing，tajiangxiaonianyaoshinengzhuanxing，womazhengyuandemingzidaozhenian。”
......
lingyibian，dengjianbuganbumai，youbuganduomai。
yushijuedingxianmaijishijinhuiquyingfuzhe，tuodaolaoyehuilaizaishuo。
“shaoye，woxianmailedianyangpinhuilai，ninkankannengbunengyong，nengyongdehua，wozaiqudapiliangcaimai。”
邓建赔着笑说道。
jiangxiaoniancaidaoletadexinsi，yebudianpo。
buzhengmingjitakankan，takendingbuhuilaolaoshishidibangzijiganhuo。
yushidao：“xing，neibianxianshishikan。”
jiangxiaonianzhaolaiyidayixiaolianggepen，xiaopenfangzaidapenzhong，lianggependouzhuanghaoshui，ranhouzaiwangdapenzhongtianjiamangxiao。
dapenlidemangxiaoyushuifanyinghuixire，xishouxiaopenlidereliang，dengdaowenduzugoudi，xiaopenzhongjiuhuikaishijiebing。
“haole，zouchiguaqu，dengguoyihuierzailaikan，yinggaijiuhuichubingle。”jiangxiaonianpaipaishoushuodao，yifuchengzhuzaixiongdezitai。
dengjianjuewangle，zheiyaoshijiunengzhichubing，muzhudounengshangshule。
zheijiangjiasuanshichediwanle，yuqidengzhelaoyehuilaibeidasi，buruxiantaoba。
yushitasuozhebozi，qiaoqiaodiliulechuqu。
xinerxiangdaoleyigekepadekeneng，shaoyedenaozihuaile！
yingshibeineiliuwenjudade。
qishifushangzaojiuyouchuanyan，shuoshaoyebushizhuanxing，shinaozichulemaobing，tabenbuxin，xianzaitaxiangbuxindoubuchengle。
“shaoye，xianbiechiguale，rangnubidaininqukandafuba。”xinerhongzheyankuang，xiaoxindishuodao。
jiangxiaonianyie，bujiedikanzhexiner，“weishenmeyaoqukandafu？womeijuedenalibushufua。”
xinerwenyan，gengjiaquedingzijidecaixiang，naozichuwenti，bingrenjiushimeirenheganjue，zhiyoupangrencaizhidao。
“shaoye，ninpashibeiliuwenjudashanglenaozi，bixudejinkuaizhiliao，burankenengjiuyongyuandouzhibuhaole。”xinerzhejidekulechulai。
jiangxiaoniandunshimanlianheixian，hezhenishishuowonaoziyoubing？
“zaihushuowobaxiaozuijinifengshang。。”jiangxiaoniandenglexineryiyan。
zheishidengjianbeizhebaofu，nieshouniejiaodiwangwaimoqu。
jiangxiaonianhedao：“dengjian，niganmaqu？”
dengjiandehundoukuaihefeile，“shaoye，ninraolexiaodeba，xiaodeshangyoubashilaomuxiayou，xiayou......”
“younimeia！”jiangxiaoniannule，“nishiguer，nalaidelaomu？”
zheishijiangjitongzhuzheguaizhang，paoxiaozhejinlai。
“nizi，nizi，nihaodadedanzi，jingranlianzuzhaidouganmai，jintianwofeiyaodasinibuke。”
dengjianhuangle，lianmangguizhedao：“laoye，ninzhongyulaile，shishaoyebiwode，buguanwodeshia。”
jiangxiaonianyizheng，muguangsuodingleyangzhong，dunshijiucaidaoshibeitachumaile。
“dienilengjingdian，wodiyazuzhaimaimangxiaoshiyonglaizhibingde。”jiangxiaonianlianmangjieshi。
“kuaibaguaizhangfangxia，xiaoxinshuaijiaoa。”
jiangjitongdoukuaiqifengle，jixujuzheguaizhangdama，“nizheigebaijiazi，bingneishirennengzhichulaidema？”
“douguaininiangsidezao，wotaijiaozongni，danfanwoyanlidian，youhezhiyuyoujinri？”
jiangjitongganjuetongxinjishou。
mazhengyuandehuasuirannanting，dandaolihaishiyoujifende。
gunbangdixiachuxiaozi，jintianfeiyaodachuyigexiaozilai。
xinerbeihehuaile，lianmanglanzhujiangjitong，“laoye，ninjiusuandasishaoyeyemeiyong，tayinggaishishanglenaozi，deganjinkandafucaishi。”
“shanglenaozi？”jiangjitongzhengzhule，dunshijiumingbaileguolai。
dingshiruciwuyi，buranzenmehuiganchumaizhaizizhibingdehuangtangshi？
“erzi，wodeerzia，nizenmejiunaocanleni？”
“nijiaodieyihouzenmehuoa。”jiangjitongkudeshangxinyujue。
jiangxiaonianlianshangdejiroukuangchouchou，ruguozheirenbushizijidelaodie，jiuping“naocan”zheilianggezi，tabaozhenghuidasita。
“die，nimenhushuobadaoshenmeni？wozhenmeimaobing，xiaoshizhendenengzhibing。”
“shaoye，bunenghuijijiyia，zaodianzhiliao，xingxuhailaideji。”yangzhongjimangquanshuo。
“zhiliaonidetou。”jiangxiaoniannuchi，jiezheyijiaochuaikailingyishanmen，jinqubapenduanlechulai。
“kan，nimenzijikan，zheishishenmedongxi？”
jirendemuguangbuyouluozaipenshang，ranhou，suoyourendezuibaqiqizhangda，xiabadouchadiandiaolexialai。
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