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精彩章节

1guancaibanyabuzhu，laonianghuilaile！suyuganjuehoulong**laditeng。erbian，

shizhangzisumingzhexuweide「aidao」：「ma，ninanxinquba，gongsiyouwomen！」yuqiliyabuzhudexingfen。

zhangxiwangqianjianxideshengyinjinsuiqihou：「shiama，ninneidiangufen，yegaizaodiananpai，mianderihoushangleheqi。

」「xiaoshi？」suyuxintouhuoqi。tayishoudaxiadeshangyediguo，jingchengle「zheidianxiaoshi」？bingfangwai，

sunzisuziangbunaifandibaoyuan：「nainaidaodishenmeshihouyanqi？wohaiyuelerenni！」

haiyoucizisuminglinuoruodequanjie，hecixiliwanerjibukewendetanxi。yiqunbaiyanlang！suyunuhuogongxin，

henbudetiaoqilaiyirenyigedaerguazi！jiuzaizheiguqiangliedeyuannianzhong，tayanqianyihei。zaicizhengyan，

suyubeijingdechadianhunfeiposan！diaolianghuadong，binkeyingmen，mantangxiqingdehongse。tachuanzhedahongshoupao，

duanzuotaishiyishang，jieshouzhongrenchaohe。siyigaokangdeshengyinchuanlai：「gongzhusulaotaijunfurudonghai，shoubinanshan！

」suyuhenhenqialezijidatuiyiba，teng！zheibushimeng！ta，suyu，sushijituanchuangshiren，zhongshengle！

zhongshenghuidaoleershibanianqian，taliushidashoudangtian！qianshidequru、beipan、bugan，shunjianyongshangxintou。

jiushicongzheicishouyankaishi，zhangzisumingzheyibubujiakongta。zhangxiwangqianyangfengyinwei，zhuanyitadecaichan。

zhangsunsuziangbaijiahuihuo，tuokuasushi。xianzai，laotianyejiletazhonglaidejihui！suyushenxiyikouqi，

shuangyanruiliruying。zheiyici，tayaoqinshouqinglimenhu！neixiecengjingqita、ruta、beipantaderen，

yigedoubiexiangpao！tainainaijiadao！tongtongjilaoniangshankai！2shouyanfanan，yanpinyeganxianchou！「tainainai，

sunerzhuninsongheyannian！」zhangsunsuziangdiaoerlangdangdishangqian，dishangyigebaozhuangjingmeidelihe。

suyulengyankanzheta，zheigeqianshizuibuchengqidebaijiazi。「e？ziangyouxinle，dakairangtainainaiqiaoqiao。」

suziangdeyididakailihe，limianshiyifuguhua。「tainainai，zheikeshiwudaozizhenji！

wohualedajiaqiancainongdaode！」takeyitigaoleyinliang，yinlaibinkeyizhenjingtan。

sumingzhehewangqianfufuyemianludeyi，fangfozheijian「zhongli」nengzhangxiantamenzhangfangdelianmian。

suyuzuijiaogouqiyimochaofeng。wudaozizhenji？hunongguini！qianshitajiushibeizheiyanpinpianle，haidangzhongkuazan，

jieguochenglequanneixiaobing。「zianga，」suyumanyouyoukaikou，「nizheihua，shicongnagepanjiayuanjianloulaide？」

suziangxiaorongyijiang：「tainainai，ninshuoshenmeni？zheikeshizhengjingpaimaixing……」「paimaixing？

nageburuliudepaimaixinggannazheizhonghuosechulaidiurenxianyan！」suyumengdiyipaizhuozi，shengruohongzhong，

「nazheizhongyiyanjiadewanyierlaihunongwolaopozi，nidangwolaoyanhunhuahaishilaonianchidai？」

tazhizhehuashangjichubaibi，duipangbianyiweilvedongshuhuadelaoyoudao：「lilaoge，ninjiqiaoqiao，zheimosefuzao，

bifazhinen，naliyoubanfenwudaozidefenggu？」neiweililaoxianshengzixiyikan，

yelianlianyaotou：「laofurenshuodeshi，cihuaqueweijindaifangpin，qiefangzhishuipingbugao。」

suziangdelianshunjianzhangchenglezhuganse，henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

zhouweibinkedeyilunshengxiangzhenyiyangzhazaitashenshang。sumingzhefufuyegangawubi，

wangqiangengshihenhendengleerziyiyan。「heng！」suyulengheng，「jinrishiwodashou，zanqieraoni。danzheihua，

jikejiworengchuqu！biezanglewodeyanjing，yebiewulewudaozixianshengdemingsheng！」yigexiaoxiaodeshoulifengbo，

rangzhongrenganshoudaolaotaitaijinridebutongxunchang。jiexialai，zhangzisumingzhexianli，

xuanbujiangmingxiayichudujiashanzhuangzengyusuyuyiyangtiannian。suyuxinzhonglengxiao，yiyangtiannian？pashixiangruanjintaba！

「mingzheyouxinle。」suyupixiaoroubuxiao，「buguo，wozheilaogutouhaiyinglang，zanshibuqushanzhuang。」

tahuafengyizhuan，muguangluozaiwangqianshouwandefeicuizhuozi：「nixifushoushangzheizhuozi，shuitoubucuo。

wokufanglihaoxiangyeyouyizhileiside，shiwodangniandepeijia，qianxierizihaizhaobujian，

mobushi……zijizhangtuipaodaonixifushoushangqule？」wangqianlianseshuadicanbai，xiayishixiangsuoshou，

neizhuozizhengshitachensuyubingzhongshitounade！zhouweibinkedeyanshenyebiandeyiweishenzhangqilai。

suyujiangtadefanyingjinshouyandi。zheicaizhishigekaishi！3jiayanjinglei，sheigandongwojiangshan！jiayanshang，

sumingzhefufuyigaizhiqiandexiaozhang，xiaoxinyiyi，pinpinjisuyujingjiujiacai。suyubudongshengse。jiuguosanxun，

sumingzhezhongyukaikou：「ma，gongsiyoujigezhongyaoxiangmu，youxiejuece，haixuyaonindiantou……」

wangqianyebangqiang：「shiama，mingzheweilegongsiriyecaolao，ninjiufangshourangtaquzuoma。」suyufangxiakuaizi，

yanshenzhouleng。huliweibaluchulaile！「wohaimeisini！」suyudeshengyinbuda，

quexiangbingzhuicirusumingzhefufudexinzang。「sushishiwosuyuyishoudaxiadejiangshan！

shenmeshihoulundaonimenrangwofangquanle？」tamengdijiangjiubeiwangzhuoshangyidun！「sumingzhe，

nizhenyiweiwolaohutule，buzhidaonibeidilidexiaodongzuo？」

suyumuguangrudian：「niyiweinilianheneijigelaojiahuo，xiangzaidongshihuishangjiwonankan，wojiubuzhidaole？

wogaosuni，neijigelaojiahuo，xianzaibabudeguixialaiqiuwojitamenyitiaohuolu！」

（qianshisuyujidezheijigeyuanlaohoulaiyinweitouzishiwu，beisumingzheluojingxiashi，wanjingqiliang。

zheiyishisuyukeyitiqiandianbohuozhuazhutamendebabing。）「haiyouni，wangqian！」suyuzhuanxiangzhangxi，

「bieyiweinitoutouzhuanyiwogudongzihuadeshi，wobuzhidao！niyiweihuangebaoxianxiangjiugaozhenwuyoule？

wogaosuni，neixiedongxidebianhao，wojidebiniqingchu！shaoyijian，worangniqingjiadangchandoupeibuqi！」

sumingzhefufubeizadetouyunyanhua，liansecanbai。laotaitaizenmezhidaozheixieyinmishide？

nandaotazaitamenshenbiananchaleyanxian？tamenxisijikong。「wogaosunimen！」suyuhuanhuanzhanqishen，

qishibiren，「zhiyaowosuyuhaiyouyikouqizai，sujia，jiulunbudaonimenzheixielangxingoufeidedongxizuozhu！」

「congmingtianqi，woqinzizhonghuisushijituanzuozhen！gongsishangxia，jiwohaohaochayibian！

suoyoushiweisucan、zhongbaosinangde，youyigesuanyige，quanbugundan！」yifanhua，rujingleizhaxiang。

cizisuminglihecixiliwanerjingdemudengkoudai。yichangxiqingshouyan，buhuanersan。dansuoyourendouzhidao，sujia，

yaobiantianle！4leitingshouduan，kongjiangdongshizhang！diertian，suyuzailaoguanjiafubopeitongxia，

jingshenjueshuodichuxianzaisushijituanzongbu。qiantai**hedechadiandafankafei。sumingzhewenxunganlaizulan：「ma，

ninzenmelaile？gongsiyouwojiuxingle。」suyulengpietayiyan，

guaizhangzhongzhongyidian：「woshisushichuangshirenhezuidagudong！wolaiwozijidegongsi，xuyaoxiangnibaobei？sumingzhe，

nixianzaishiyishenmeshenfengenwoshuohua？**dongshizhang？wohaimeizhengshirenmingni！」yijuhua，

duidesumingzheyakouwuyan，lianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen。suyujingzhizoujindongshizhangbangongshi，

muguangsaoguowenxunganlaidegaoguanmen。「fubo，badongxinashanglai。」fubojiangyidieziliaofangzaihuiyizhuoshang。

suyunaqizuishangmianyifen，dianming：「caiwuzongjian，zhangdehai，niguolai。」

yigedaijinsiyanjingdezhongniannanrenzhanzhanjingjingzouchu，tashisumingzhedexinfu。「zhangzongjian，」suyuyuqipingjing，

「wozheiliyouniqintungongkuan、xielushangyejimidebaogao，

haiyounihenineiwei『hongyanzhiji』zaimaerdaifudujiadezhaopian，yongdeshigongsinabikuanxianga？」

zhangdehaijieguobaogao，zhiyiyan，lenghanjiuxialaile。zhengjujingzhundaomeiyibizhangmu，

liantazuiyinmideqingrendoubeiwalechulai！「lao……laofuren……zhei……wuhui……」zhangdehaiyuwulunci。

「wuhui？」suyulengxiao，「zhengjuquezao，haixiangjiaobian？fubo，baojing！

shunbianbazheifenziliaoyejizhangtaitaisongyifen，rangtayegaoxinggaoxing。」jifenzhonghou，

jingchadaizoulemianrusihuidezhangdehai。suyuhuanshigaoguanmen，shengyinbingleng：「sushibuyangzhuchong，burongpantu！

sheiganshenshou，zheijiushixiachang！yihougongsicaiwu，youwoqinzizhipaiderenjieguan！」leitingshouduan，shajijinghou！

zhenggesushijituanweizhizhenshe！jiexialaijitian，suyudadaokuofuzhengdun。taliyongqianshijiyi，

jiuchuhaojige「neigui」he「yongcai」，gaikaichudekaichu，gaijiangzhidejiangzhi。tongshi，

xunsutibayounengli、youpinxing，danzaisumingzheshiqibeidayadelaochenhenianqinggugan。

sumingzheyankanshilibeiwajie，quewunengweili。tajicixianganzhongshibanzi，doubeisuyutiqianshipo，

bingyuyigengyanlifanji。tashenzhifaxian，zijideyixiexinfu，jingranqiaoqiaodaogexianglelaotaitai！

tazheicaiyishidao，zheigezhongshengdelaotaitai，yuanbitaxiangxiangdegengkepa！5baijiawanyier，jiafasihou！

sushijituanneibuzhengdunchujianchengxiao，suyuyoujiangmuguangtouxiangjiazuneibu。shoudangqichongde，shizhangsunsuziang。

qianshi，suziangchihepiaodu，qianxiajuezhaiwu，nuoyonggongkuan，jisushizaochengjudasunshi。suyufangchufengsheng，

shuozhunbeijiangyixiebianyuanchanyejiaojisuzianglilian。suziangdeyiwangxing，gengjiasiwujidan。

suyuzeanzhongpairenjilutadeyijuyidong。shijichengshu。suyuzhaokaijiazuhuiyi。

sumingzhehaizaijiaxingxingbiaoshi：「ma，ninkanziangshibushigaiduojiechugongsiyewu？」suyulengxiao，

zhijiejiangyigeupanrengzaizhuoshang：「jieban？jiupingta？」fubolianjietouyingyi。

yiduanduanbukanrumudehuamianzhanxianzaizhongrenmianqian：suziangzai**shuhongleyan，

baozhebierendedatuikuhanjieqian；zaiyezonghuilouzhelianggeyizhebaoludenvren，

chuixuzijishisushiweilaidejichengren；shenzhihaiyoutazuijiuhoubiaoche，xianxiezhuangdaoxingrendejiankongluxiang！