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remenxiaoshuo《tangpingchaichuanlvchahouwozoushangrenshengdianfeng》shizuozhelingruoyinqingxinchuangzuodeshideyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshisuqingqingguyanchen，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshizhengshijuqingliwodiercizuodasidehuangjinshijiandian——jiuzaizuotian，yuanzhuzaizijiahouyuandehaohuayongchibian，zhongmukuikui……

精彩章节

zhongshengweixiaoshuolideedunvpeihou，wozhijietangpingbailan。yuanzhuweinanzhuguyanchenchikuang，

banvzhusuqingqingtuixiayongchi。cikenanzhuzhengdaizhekujijidenvzhushangmen**。“qingqinghaoxintanwang，

niweihetuitaxiashui？”wokenzhepingguolanyangyangwozaishafali：“jiankongpaidaomei？meipaibiexiabibi。

”“yongchibiandihua，zijishuailehaiyaopengci？”“duile，su**luoshuihouqunzigandetingkuai，

zidaihonggangongneng？”lvchashunjianliansecanbai，nanzhudangchanglengzhu。houlailvchazhaoliumangyanxibeidangzhongchaichuan，

jiazhuangweijiaobeiyishengdalian。zhidaowoshuaichutacehuanongzangwolifudeluyin——“guzong，

nizheixiaobaihuaqishishiduoheixinlian，dong？”---qingchendeyangguangxiangsuijinziside，touguofanfudediaohuachuangling，

zaitianerongditanshangsaxiatiaodongdeguangban。woyanpichenzhongdixiankaiyitiaofeng，shixiansuoji，

shizhuimanlecengcengdiedieleisihuabiandeqiongdingshichuangman，

yiguzitiandefani、jianzhiyaobarenhouguoqudemeiguixiangjingweier，badaodisaimanlebiqiang。

“si——”wodaochouyikoulengqi，mengdicongrouruandeerongzhentoulidanzuoqilai。

naodailixiangshibeiyingsaijinleyiguadianrandeqianxiangdadihong，pilipalazhadewoyanqianjinxingluanmao，tianxuandizhuan。

wushusuipianhuadejiyi，daizhebushuyuwodeqingganherenzhi，rutongjuedidehongshui，manhengdichongjinnaohai。

linweiwei。dui，woxianzaijiaolinweiwei。shineibenbaokuanguzaogouxuebazongwen《badaozongcaideqiyuetianxin》li，

neigebiaozhunde、edudaorenshengongfendepaohuinvpei。dingjihaomenqianjin，jiaozongrenxing，

naozilichuleshuidagaijiuzhishengxiananzhuguyanchenneizhanglian。weilededaota，

duineigesuoweichunzhenshanliangdenvzhusuqingqingshijinleyinzhao，zuihouluodegejiaporenwang，

beiguanjinjingshenbingyuantiechuangleideqicanxiachang。erxianzai，

zhengshijuqingliwodiercizuodasidehuangjinshijiandian——jiuzaizuotian，yuanzhuzaizijiahouyuandehaohuayongchibian，

zhongmukuikui（dangran，zhuyaoshitazijiyiweide“zhongmukuikui”）zhixia，baneigexiaobaihuasuqingqing，

“shishou”tuijinlechizili。anzhaojuben，jintian，

jiushinanzhuguyanchendaizhetaxinjianjianshangshoujinweiqude“qingqing”，shangmenxingshiwenzuiderizi。

yuanzhuhuibaotiaorulei，koubuzeyan，chedizuoshieduzuiming，congcizaiguyanchenxinlibeipanlesixing，

yeweitatongwangjingshenbingyuandekangzhuangdadao，puxialediyikuaijianshidezhuan。“**，ninxingle？

”woshimenbeiqingqingtuikai，guanjiawangmaduanzheyibeiwenshuizoulejinlai，

lianshangshineizhonghaomenyongrenteyoude、xunlianyousudegongjing，yanshenshenchuquezangzheyisibuyichajuedeyoulv。

dagaishizaidanxinwoyouyaozuoshenmeyao。wojieguoneibeiwenduqiadaohaochudeshui，bingliangdebolibeibitiezhezhangxin。

woxiayishididitou，beibishangmohudiyingchuwocikedelian——jiaoyandexiangduoshengfangdemeigui，

yanjiaomeishaoquedaizheyiguzibeifuguihejiaochongpaochulaide、tianrandekebojinger。

kanzhezheizhangmoshengde、weilaizhudingbeijudelian，wofeidanmeijuedejusang，faner“puchi”yishenglelechulai。

shangyibeizi，huodeneijiaoyigexiaoxinyiyi，leisileihuo，daotoulaiyemeihunchugerenyang。

laotianyezheishikanwotaikelian，jiwofalege“eyiqianjintiyanka”？youqianyouyan，

haibuyongzouyuanzhuneibiequdejuqingxian？tangping！bixutangpingxiangshou！zheipotiandefugui，

bujiezhujianzhiduibuqizheishenxingtou！niantougangzhuandaozheili，louxiaketingjiuchuanlaiyizhenkeyibagaodexuanhuasheng，

jiazazheyigenvrenrouruoyouweiqudechuoqi，haiyouyigenanrenkeyiyadide、daizhenuqidexunwen。laile。

xitaizidahaole，zhujiaodengchangle。wotalazherouruandeyangpituoxie，manyouyouzoudaoerloudehuanxingloutikou，

gebowangdiaohuadehongmufushoushangyida，tanzhebangeshenziwangxiachou。huo，zheichangjing，

biaozhundexiangcongshulikouchulaide。guyanchenyishenjiancaiwanmei、jiagebufeideshensexizhuang，

xianggenbiaoqiangsidechuzaiketingzhongyangangguideshougongditanshang，meitouningdenengjiasicangying。tapangbian，

suqingqingchuanzheyishenchunbaideciyandelianyiqun，zhangfapijian，yankuanghongdexiangtuzi，bijianyefanzhehong，

zhengyongxiaoshoujuanwuzhezui，jianbangyichouyichoude，neijiaoyigewojianyoulian。zhishitachouqidejianxi，

neishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjing，feikuaidichaoloutizheibiansaoleyiyan，neilimianyishanerguode，

fenmingshidengzhekanhaoxidedeyi。“weiwei，nitaiguofenle！”guyanchenyitaiyanjiubuzhuodaolekanxidewo，

shengyinxiangshigangcongbingjiaolilaochulai，daizhelinliedehanqi，zhichongwoerlai，“qingqingtahaoxinhaoyilaitanwangni，

nizuotianweishenmeyaobatatuijinyongchi？nizhibuzhidaozheiyanghenweixian？”suqingqinglikexiangshoujingdexiaolu，

shenchubaixideshoujinjinzhuazhuguyanchendegebo，shengyindaizhekuqiang，rourouruoruodiquan：“yanchenge，

nibieguaiweiwei**le……doushiwobuhao……kenengshiwozijimeizhanwen，

buxiaoxinbandaocaidiaoxiaqude……”tayibianshuozhe，neiyanleijiugenbuyaoqiandezilaishuiside，huahuawangxiatang，

yanshenquezaicipiaoxiangwo，daizheyisiyinmidetiaoxin。anzhaojuben，cikedelinweiweiyinggaixianggebeidianrandepaozhang，

jianjiaozhechongxialou，zhizhesuqingqingpokoudama“**”、“zhuangkelian”，ranhoubeiguyanchengengjiayanedichize，

chedizuoshizuiming。danwozhishilanyangyangdidalegehaqian，

fangfolouxiashangyandeshiyichangwuliaotoudingdebadiandangfeizaoju。womantuntundizouxiaxuanzhuanlouti，

xiegenqiaojizheguangjiededalishitaijie，fachuqingcuide“dada”sheng。wushineiliangdaozhuorendeshixian，

wojingzhizoudaoketingzhongyangneizhangkanqilaijiuguideyaosidezhenpidashafaqian，

bazijixiangyitanruannisideshuailejinqu。xianjinrouruandekaodianli，woshenzhihaishenzhanggebo，

congpangbianguopanlijingzhundilaoqiyigeyoudayouhongdepingguo，fangzaizuibian“kaca”jiushiqingcuideyidakou。

“chaochaoshenmea，”wojiaozhepingguo，shengyinhanhunbuqing，yanpidoumeitai，“daqingzaode，raorenqingmeng，

youmeiyoudiangongdexin？”woyanxiazuilideguorou，zheicailiaoqiyanpi，kanxiangliansetieqingdeguyanchen。

“gudazongcai，nijiazheiweixiaolvchazijidiaoshuilile，guanwopishi？e，duile，

”woxiangshihuranxiangqishenmeside，buchongdao，“zuotianxiawu，

woyizhizaisanlouyingyinshifuzhemianmokankongbupianlaizhe，shengyinkaidezeida。nijiayongchibianshang，jiankongzhuangleba？

paidaoshiwotuitalema？”guyanchenzhenggerendoujiangzhule，neishuangshensuide、zongshidaizhedianpinizhongshengdeyanjing，

cikexiemanlecuoehenanyizhixin。

yibaizhongfanying——baonu、jiaobian、eyuxiangxiang——weidumeixiangguowohuishizheifulanyangyang、hunbuzaiyidetaidu，

shenzhihaizhudongtiqilejiankong？suqingqingyemengle，lianneiluhuochunqingdediaoyanleijinengdoukaleqiao，

yankuanglixuzhedeleishuiyaodiaobudiaodixuanzaineier，biaoqinghuajidexiangbeianlezantingjian。“zaishuole，

”wohuanlegegengshufudezishi，qiaoqierlangtui，jiaojianhaiyihuangyihuangde，“yongchibianshangpudeneijinkoudizhuan，

huadegenliubingchangside，mouxierenzoulubuzhangyan，zijijiaodidahuazaixiaqule，zhuantoujiulaibierentoushang？ze，

zheipengcijishu，buqutianqiaodixiabaitanerdouqucaile。”“ni……！

”suqingqingdelian“shua”diyixiayoubaizhuanhong，youbeiwoqidekaishifaqing，xuanzhedeyanleizhongyudiaolexialai，

danzheicimingxiandaishanglezhenshidenuyi，“weiwei**！wozhidaonibuxihuanwo，

keniyebunengzheiyangpingkongwumiewoa！wo……wozenmehui……”“wumie？

”woxiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，puchiyishenglelechulai，suishoubakendezhishengxiahedepingguo，

yiyigejingzhundesanfenqiupaowuxian，“dong”diyishengrengjinlejimikaiwaidelajitongli。“xinga，su**，

”wopailepaishoushangbucunzaidehui，xiaomimidikanzheta，yanshenquemeishenmewendu，

“nizuotianluoshuishichuandeneitiaoqunzi，womeijicuodehua，shicjiagangchudexiaji**kuanba？chunmianmadeliaozi？

”suqingqingxiayishididiandiantou，yanshenlitouzheyisijingtihemangran。“qiaolebushi，”wotantanshou，

yilian“wojiuzhidao”debiaoqing，“neiliaoziwoganghaoyanjiuguo，xishuixingzeihao，yushuijiutouguang，

erqiegandetebieman。nishuonishibuxiaoxindiaoxiaqude，zaishuiliputenglehaoyihuiercaibeilaoshanglai，duiba？

kewozuotianzailoushangyangtaishouyifudeshihou，zenmeyuanyuanchoujian，nicongshuilichulaizoudaogengyishineijibulu，

qunziqianjinhoubeihaoxianggandetinglisuoa？zade，su**zidairentihongganjigongneng？

haishishuo……”woguyituozhangleweiyin，muguangzaitacanbairuzhidelianshangqunxun，“niluoshuideshijian，

qishiduandezhigoushigexiedi？”“hong——”suqingqingneizhangjingxinxiushiguode、zongshidaizhewugubiaoqingdelian，

shunjianxuesejintun，biandehuibaiyipian。tazuichunduosuozhe，yanshenhuangluandexiangbeilierenbidaoqiangjiaodexiaoshou，

xiayishidijiuqukanguyanchen，xunqiuzuihoudebihu。guyanchendemeitouzhoudegengjinle，

taxianranyexiangqilezuotiandeyixiexijie。suqingqingbeilaoshanglaishi，

chuletoufashiluluditiezailianshangxiandeyouxielangbei，

taneitiaobaisedequnzi……sihuqueshimeiyouxiangxiangzhongshitouhougaiyoudetouminghechenzhonggan。

zheigeyiwendangshiyishanerguo，beisuqingqingdeyanleihekongsuyalexiaqu，cikebeiwo**luoditiaoming，

xianggenciyiyangzhajinletaxinli。woxinshangzheliangrenjingcaifenchengdelianse，wusuoweidisongsongjian：“dangranla，

yeyoukenengshiwoyanhuajicuole。

bijingzanmensu**keshi‘qingchunshanliang’、‘bushirenjianyanhuo’dexiaobaihuatianhuaban，

zenmehuifeijinxinjishejizheizhongdiefenerdeximani？ninshuoshiba，guzong？

”woba“qingchunshanliang”he“bushirenjianyanhuo”zheijigeziyaodegewaiqingxi，daizhenongnongdefengci。

guyanchenbeiwoyedehoujiegundong，lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai，xiangkaileranfang。tazhanglezhangzui，

quefaxianyigezidoutubuchulai。suqingqingyikankaoshanyahuo，dunshihuangleshen，

yanleigongshilikejiabei：“yanchenge！

weiwei**ta……tazenmenengzheiyangshuowo……wozhendemeiyou……”takudelihuadaiyu，

shituzaicizhuazhuguyanchendegebo。“xinglexingle，”wobunaifandihuihuishou，xiangshigancangying，

“kukutitide，daqingzaodehaosangni？tingzhejiuhuiqi！xiangyankuqingxihuijiaduizhejingziyangegou，

wozheierchangdifeiguizheni，gaibushezhang！”wotigaoshengyin，

duizheyizhizhanzaipangbian、nulibengzheliandanzuijiaoyijingkuaiyabuzhushangyangdewangmahandao，“wangma！songke！

jidebamenkouditanshangzhandehuiqihaohaoxiyixi！”wangmaxiangliangdiyingleyisheng：“shi，**！

”tashangqianyibu，yaobantingdebizhi，duizheguyanchenhesuqingqingzuolegebiaozhunerqiangyingde“qing”deshoushi，

neizhangkebanyansudelianshang，cikechongmanledakuairenxindeshuangli。guyanchenshenshendi、jiqifuzadikanlewoyiyan，

neiyanshenliyouzhenjing，youyihuo，shenzhihaiyouyisi……moshengdeshenshi。tazuizhongshenmeyemeishuo，minjinlezuichun，

jihushiyouxiecubaodizhuaizhuhaizaichouchouyeyedesuqingqingdegebo，zhuanshendabuliuxingdichaomenkouzouqu，

beiyingdoutouzheyigulangbeidejiangying。kanzheneishanhouzhongdediaohuadamenzaitamenshenhou“peng”diyishengguanshang，

gejueleneilingrenzuooudekutisheng，wozaiyerenbuzhu，daozairouruandeshafali，

baofachuyizhenjiqichangkuaidedaxiao。“hahaha……suqingqing，zheicainaerdaonaera？zanmendehaoxi，

gangkaichangni！”xiaoshengzaikongkuangshehuadeketinglihuidang，daizheyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeqingsonghejietuo。

jiexialaiderizi，wosuanshiba“tangping”lianggezikejinleguzili。

yuanzhuneidianweilenanrenyaosiyaohuodenaocanjing，beiwochedigeshihua。meitianshuidaorishangsanganziranxing，

manyouyouxiangyongwanmiqilindachujingxinzhunbeidezaowucan（yuanzhuweilebaochishencaichidegenniaoside，

wokequtadeba！），richengjiuzhishengxiasanjianshi：mai！guang！xiangshou！

gedashechipindiandexinpinmuluchenglewode“bidukanwu”，shuakadeshengyinchenglezuidongtingdebeijingyinle。

yueshangjigetongyangjiashixianhe、xinggeshuanglidezhen·mingyuanguimi，bushiqudingjihuisuozuozuiguidespa，

jiushizaisirenyoutingshangchuizhehaifenghexiawucha。yinxingkalideshuzihuahuawangxiadiao？wusuowei，fanzhenglinjiadeqian，

jibeizidouzaobuwan。guyanchenneibianguorananjingruji，

dagaishineitianbeiwode“fanchang”hepaochudeyidianzhendeyoudianmeng，

jiashangsuqingqingde“luoshuiyiyun”rangtaxinligeying，meizaishangmenzhaobutongkuai。danwozhidao，

suqingqingzheizhongduanweidelvcha，zenmekenengyanxiazheikouqi？tafeijinxinjidashangguyanchen，

yankanjiuyaobeiwozheige“edunvpei”jiaohuang，jueduiyaobiedazhao。wotangzaisirenyingyuanjudade**shafali，

jiaozhebaomihua，youzaiyouzaididengzhetadexiayibobiaoyan。zheitianzhongwu，

gejializuozhubaoshengyi、xinggebiwohaihuobaozhishuangdeniuer——zaishizhongxinzuiguideneijiafacantinglidakuaiduoyi。

huanjingyouya，yinleshuhuan，shizhewushengchuansuo。

wozhengduizhepanzilineikuaijiandeqiadaohaochu、zhishuifengyingdeeganfaqijingong，

linzhuoturanchuanlaiyizhencierdesaodong。“fangkaiwo！nishisheia！woburenshini！jiuminga！

”yigeshuxidelingrenqijipigedadenvsheng，daizhejingkongdekuqiangjianlidixiangqi。woheshenyuetongshitaitouwangqu。

haojiahuo，zhenshirenshenghechubuxiangfeng。

zhijiansuqingqingbeiyigechuanzhelata、huzilacha、hunshensanfazhe“woshihuairen”qixidenanrenlachezhegebo，

taxiaolianshabai，shentixiangfengzhongluoyebansesefadou，pinmingzhengzha。erwomendenanzhuguyanchen，

zhengyilianjiaojihefennudishitubaikaineinanrendeshou，quebeiduifangmanhengdituisangzhe，liangqiangzhehoutuileliangbu，

angguidexizhuangdouzhoule。“qingqing！biepa！”guyanchendihouzhe，youyaochongshangqu。zhouweideshikemenfenfencemu，

bushaorenyijingnachushouji，duizhezhei“yingxiongjiumei”dexianchangzhibokaishipaishe，

zhizhidiandiandeyilunshengwengwengzuoxiang。wochaqineikuaiegansongjinzuili，mantiaosilidijujiaozhe，

raoyouxingzhidimiqileyan。zheijuben……ze，yanshudeguofena。

zheibujiushiyuanshulisuqingqingweilejiasuganqingshengwen、gongguziji“rouruoxuyaobaohu”renshe，