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dibazhanglinxiaohanyusibaiwan
yidaoqingcuidenvshengturanchuanlai，linguoluohuitouyikan，zhenggeqishidoujinianle。
“jie，nizenmehuilaile？”
fangwuyouhuitouyikan，yanqiandenvrentayouzhebaiyudeguazilian，meixiashilangruoxingchendemeimou，sanqianqingsisanluojiantou，zhengshizijidelaopolinxiaohan。
linxiaohandaimeijincu，jiaohengyisheng：“zenmehuishi？nimenzenmeyouduiwuyoudongshou！”
“heng!xiaohan，nihuilaidezhengshishihou，fangwuyouzheigewangbadan，nizhidaotaganleshenmehuangtangshima？”
“tajuranbajiazhiqianwandeqianlijiangshantugongshourangjibieren，zheigechilibawaidedongxi！zhenshibaiyangletazheimeduonian！”
“niganjinshankai，jintianwofeiyaobazheigechushenggoutuidaduan，rangtapazhechuqu。”
linxiaohanwenyan，yaoleyaotou。
“ba，wobuxiangxinwuyouhuizheimezuo，kendingshinimenpingrilikekezhiji，erqieqianlijiangshantu，wozenmebuzhidaodianliyouzheifuhua？”
fangwuyouyanzhongluchugandongzhise，xiaohanhaishilejieziji，bushilintaizheizhongwuliqunaozhiren。
“wodehaonver，nizenmehaitizheigebaiyanlangshuohua！buxinniwenwenta，zheiqianlijiangshantushibushijilegebijiedezhaotian！”
“nizhibuzhidaonidiewoyijingchenglezheiguwanjielidexiaohuale！”
lintaishuowan，qidechuixiongdunzu，zhizhefangwuyoudebizipokoudama。
linxiaohantanleyikouqi：“wuyou，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？”
fangwuyoukanlexiaohanyiyan，qiangrenzhuxinzhongdenuyi，lenghengyisheng。
“neifuhuafenmingshiwomaihuilaide，hetamenmeiyourenheguanxi！”
“zheixienianwonatianbushijingjingyeye，rulvbobing，weidejiushizhengmingziji，taotahuanxin，keshini!zaitamenyanzhongwoliangechushengdouburu！woyijingshougoule。”
talianshangmanshiquru，niejinquantourenbuzhushentirenbuzhuweiweizhandou。
linxiaohankandaowuyouzheibanlianse，lianshangmanshicangbaizhise。
“dui......duibuqi，wuyou！”
fangwuyouyaoleyaotou：“xiaohan，zheiheniwuguan，nibubizize！”
“he，haizhuangkelianqilaile？nihaiyaolianma，rangnigongzuozenmele？”
“wonverruciyouxiu，nengkanshangnizheigefeiwu，zhenshinishangbeizizufenshaolegaoxiang，haiganhewojijiao！”
lintaimanlianbuxie，tadaxinyanjiukanbuqizheigefangwuyou。
linguoluochixiaoyisheng：“jie，niruciyouxiu，wodaoxianzaidoubumingbainiweishenmejiajizheigewanyi!”
“tapeideshangnima？youzheigejiefu，wozaizhouweidoutaibuqitou。”
linxiaohanmianruohanshuang，emeidaoshu：“bizui！guoluo，shaogennineixiehupenggouyoulaiwang，zhengtianbuxuewushu！”
“wuyoubuzhidaobinihaodaonaliqule，zheiqingfengzhainishidejijianguwan？”
linguoluoyakouwuyan，zhishitingdaozijihefangwuyouduibi，buxiedexiaolexiao。
linxiaohanshenxileyikouqi，yaxiaxinzhongdejidong。
zijihewuyouqingmeizhuma，liangxiaowucai，buruhunyinyeshishuidaoqucheng，talejiewuyoudexingge。
ruobushishoudaoletiandadeweiqu，qingxuzenmekenengrucijilie。
fangwuyoukanleyiyanlinxiaohan：“wojintianlaijiushiweilebanchuqingfengzhai，danwuliyouniwozhijiandehuiyi，wobushedefangzaizheili。”
“suoyizheicihuilaizhuanmenshoushiyixia。”
linxiaohanwenyan，xinzhongmanshikuse。
“我对不起你。”
lintaibailebaishou，lengxiaoyisheng：“hehe，gutouyingle，xianzaixiangbanchuqingfengzhaile，zenmezhiqianbushuoni？”
“shibushizhaotianjilenijiwankuaiqian，nijiujuedezijichibangyingle，nengfeile？gaoxiao！banchuqushuidajiema？”
fangwuyouliansebingleng：“guannipishi！”
“你！”
lintaiqidelaoliandouzhanghonglejifen。
“jiranzheigexiaochushengyaobanchuqu，zhenghaowoyanbujianxinbufan！”
“danshinibixubazheilihunshujiqianle，hexiaohanlihun！fangwuyou，zhihounijiusuansizaiwaimian，hewomenlinjiameiyoubanfenguanxi，mianderangwolinjialuolekoushe！”
linxiaohanwenyan，boranbianse。
“ba，wobukenenggenwuyoulihun！”
“buliyedeli，shiwotaiguanzhenile，jintiannibixuxuanyige，hezheigexiaochushengyiqigunchuqulusujietou！”
“ruguonibuxiangdehua，xianzaijiumashanghetalihun！fouzewojiudangmeinizheigenver！”
lintailianshangmanshizhengningzhise，bixurangfangwuyouzheigechushenglikaitanver。
linxiaohanjinyaozhezuichun，kanchudieshidonglezhenhuoqi，yishijiantazuoyouweinan，buzhisuocuo。
zhenggejiaoquweiweizhandou，buzijuedehoutuilejibu。
“爸......”
“heng！biexiangqiuqing，jintianbixujiwogejiaodai！”
lintaihuayuwubibingleng，buliusihaoqingmian。
fangwuyoukandaozheiyimu，yanzhongmanshilianxizhise。
“xiaohan，nibubiweinan，dengwozaiwaimianmaitaofangzi，dengzhuangxiuhao，wojiuhuilaijieni！”
“erqiezheiqingfengzhaizaiwoyanlibusuanshenme，daoshihouwohuijinigenghaodedianpu。”
youlewanbaotianshu，tayouzheigediqishuochuzheijuhua。
lintaiwenyan，xianshilengleyixia，suihouhahadaxiao。
“jiupingninengmaideqifang？biedouxiaowole，niyiweiwoxiangxinnideguihua。”
“wokannizheigechushengpabushixiangdaiwonverlusujietou！”
linguoluoliangyanyifan：“fangwuyounizhenshibenshimeiyou，fangpiyilengyileng，ninengmaidefang？kebiechuiniule。”
fangwuyoulenghengyisheng：“womaibudeqi，gennimenyoupiguanxi，gunkai！”
“qingfengzhaizheigepodifangwoyimiaoyebuxiangdai。”
lintailianseyinqingbuding，kanzhefangwuyoudeshenqing，xinlidiguzhe。
nanbuchengtangjiayejilezheigefangwuyouyibiqian，dunshitashanshenlanzailifangwuyoumianqian。
“xiaochusheng，nibiexiangjiuzheimelikai，nichiwolinjiade，hewolinjiade，zheibiqiangaizenmesuan？”
“jintiannibujiwosibaiwan，jiubiexiangtachuzheigedamen。”
“sibaiwan，die，wuyouzenmekenengnadechulai，nizheibushiqiangma？”
linxiaohanmiansedabian，renbuzhujiaolechulai。
fangwuyouniejinlequantou，zhijiaaoxianjinxuerouzhongdouhunranbuzhi，yiziyijudecongzuizhongbahuayubenglechulai！
“sibaiwan，wojini！jizhuzheibushiwoqiannimenlinjiade，ershikuiqianxiaohande！”
“congjintianguohou，wohelinjiazhijianzaiwuguage！”
tashuowanzheijuhua，zhijienachunuojiyajilintaizhuanlesibaiwan！
suihoufangwuyoutuozheyiqueyiguaideshenzi，chaozheqingfengzhaimenkouzouqu，beiyingxiaosezhiji。
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