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《tuiqunhou，wodejianlichengletongxuehuidetoutiao》muluzuixinzhangjieyouaixiaodexiaokubao792tigong，zhujiaoweilihaowangzhiyuan，tuiqunhou，wodejianlichengletongxuehuidetoutiaoqingjiediedangqifu、kourenxinxian，shiyibenqingjieyuwenbijujiadedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：yeshiyinweiwufarentongtazuzhidezheichangrenjunbaqiandejuhuifangshi。zaiwokanlai，zhenzhengdeshili，sihubuxuyaotongguozheizhong……

精彩章节

1baqiankuaidetuiqunfeishouji“dingdong”yisheng，pingmuliangqi。lihaosuiyipieleyiyan，shouzhishunjianjiangzhu。

【qunliao：qingchunbusanchang，shinianzaixiangyue】wangzhiyuan：“geweiqinaidelaotongxue！shinianzhiyue，rongyaoxiangju！

jingzuweihuijueding，bencijuhuidingyuxiazhouliuwan，junyuejiudian‘lingxiao’zongtongtaofang！weipipeigeweijingyingshenfen，

caiyongzuigaoguige，feiyong：8000yuan/wei。qingyujinwan12dianqian，zhuanzhangzhibenrenzhifubao，beizhuxingming，

guoqibuhou！[mojing][liezuixiao]”8000？lihaobashoujinayuan，youcoujin，

zhijianzaineigeciyandeshuzishanghualehua。meicuo，sangeling，xiangsanbabinglengdexiaodao，

zhazaitazheigegangjiaowanjidufangzu、qianbaokongkongdedagongzuxinkou。tazhijianfazhan，daxiayixingzi：“banzhang，

8000kuai……shibushiyoudianbutaiheshi？”xiaoxigangfachuqu，jihushimiaohui。

wangzhiyuan：“@lihaohehe，lihao，shinianle，dajiasheihaibushigezong？yidunfanqianeryi，

bieneimexiaojiaziqi。junyuezongtongtao，guangchangdifeijiuwuwanba！miqilinsanxingzhuchu，kongyundelanqijinqiangyu，

faguolafei，baqiankuaiyijingshichengbenjiale，bierangwaibanxiaohuawomenbanhansuan。”“jiushi，

banzhangweiledajiajinxinjinli，mouxierenbiebushihaodai。”“shinianjiuzheiyici，bixuyaoyougediao！

”“zhichibanzhang！yijingzhuanzhang！”kanzhepingmushanggundongdeyitiaotiaofuhe，lihaoxiongkoufamen。zheigeban，

sheibuzhidaoshei？chulewangzhiyuandengliaoliaojiren，dabufenbuguoshiputongdeshangbanzu，fangdaichedaiyadechuanbuguoqi。

baqiankuai？goutalianggeyuedeshenghuofei！hezudeshiyoulaozhoutuimenjinlai，jiantaliansebudui，couguolaiyikan，

chixiaoyisheng：“yo，nimenzheibanzhang，shigaozhongchoumaipaocheni？”lihaokuxiao。zheishi，sixinliangle，

shiyiqianguanxihaixingdechenbin。“haozi，biezaiqunligangle，dajiadoukanzheni。bujiubaqiankuaima？yaoyaoya，

jiudangweihurenmaile。nixianzaihundeyiban，gengdequa，shuobudingnengpanshangwangzhiyuanzheikedashuni！

”pan**dashu！lihaoxinlibaolejucukou。tazuihouyidianyouyubeizheihuachedijiaomie。

weishenmeyaoyongzijidexuehanqian，qujibierendexurongxindangdianjiaoshi？tashenxiyikouqi，huidaoneigexuanxiaodequn，

wushileneixiehaizaishuapingdechuipeng，qiaoxiazuihouyixingzi：“daobutong，buxiangweimou。baqiankuaide‘youyi’，

woxiaofeibuqi。zhunimenwandejinxing。”fasong，dianjiyoushangjiao，tuichuqunliao。shijie，shunjianqingjingle。

2**tuiqundeqingjingzhichixulebanye。diertian，lihaodingzheheiyanquandaogongsi，

sixinhongzhakaishile。“lihao，nizenmetuiqunle？taichongdongle！”“dajiadoujiaole，jiunibujiao，

duobuhequna！”“huilaiba，qianbugouxiongdimenjinicoudian？”chenbindexiaoxizuizhijie：“xiongdi，

mianzishijia，qianshizhen！danniweilezheidianqianlianmianzidoubuyaole，yihouzaiquanzilizenmehun？tinggeyijuquan，

huilaijibanzhangdaogeqian。”lihaokanzhezheixiexiaoxi，zhijuedewubifengci。tamensuoweide“quanzi”，

jiushihuxiangpanbi、bicixiaohaodenitanma？wanshang，tabazheixieshigenlaozhoushuole。laozhou，

moutoubuhulianwanggongsihrd，yuerenwushu。tapailepailihaodejianbang：“nixiaozi，yinhuodefuzhidaoma？

zheizhonglajishejiao，zaodianqiegeshihaoshi。chengnianrendeshijie，shiliweiwang，bushijiuzhuoweiwang。

”laozhouchenyinpianke，huafengyizhuan：“womenjituanqixiaxinchenglide‘qimingkeji’，zhenghaozaizhaoxiangmujingli，

zhugongaiotsaidao，qianjingwuxian。wokanleyaoqiu，nideziliwanquanpipei。wobangnineituile。

”lihaomengditaitou，yanzhongranqiyicuhuomiao。qimingkeji，neishixingyeneiduoshaorendouxiangjijinqudedujiaoshou！

“danshi，”laozhoubiaoqingyansu，“jingzhengjiqicanlie，mingxiaohaigui、dachangjingyingjipotou。

nidezuohaotuocengpidezhunbei。”“wonengxing！”lihaojihuhaobuyouyu。

yuqihuabaqiankuaiqumaiyigewanshangdexujiafanrong，buruyongzheishijianhejingli，weizijiboyigezhenshideqiancheng。

talikedakaidiannao，kaishizhenglizijiguoqusuoyoudexiangmujingyan。zheiyici，tabushiweilehequn，

ershiweilechaoyueneigelingrenzhixide“quanzi”。3mingyundechalukoujiexialaidejitian，

lihaojinrulefengkuangbeikaozhuangtai。tabaguoqusanniandexiangmuwendangfanlechulai，zhuzizhujudifupan、youhua，

xingchenglehoudajishiyedejingpinfenxihexiangmuguihua。tachabianleqimingkejidesuoyougongkaiziliaohejishuzhuanli，

shenzhimonilejigetamenkenengyudaodeyewunanti，bingjichulejiejuefangan。yucitongshi，

guanyutongxuehuide“jutou”haishitongguopengyouquanlingxingchuanlai。

nvtongxueshaichuleweijuhuixinmaidexiangnaierlianyiqun；chenbinzefaleyitiaoyiweishenzhangdepengyouquan：“xiaxuebenle，

xiwangwuyousuozhi[jiayou]”。lihaosaoguozheixie，neixinhaowubolan，shenzhiyoudianxiangxiao。

tafangfokandaoleyigejingxindajiandexitai，suoyourendouzaimailiyanchu，ertashiweiyideguanzhong，

lengjingdikanzhezheichangnaoju。zhouwuwanshang，yigemoshenghaomafalaiduanxin。“lihao，woshiwangzhiyuan。

jinizuihouyicijihui，xianzaihuilai，feiyongjinidagezhe，6000。biejilianbuyaolian。

”zheishishebandeyuqi，chedidianranlelihaodenuhuo。tazhijiehuifu：“liuzhenidelian，zijimanmanyongba。

”ranhoulaheilezheigehaoma。zhouliuxiawu，mianshiri。laozhouqinzikaichesongta。“jizhu，nihenqiang，

bubirenherencha。”laozhoujitadaqi，“naxiata，rangnideneixietongxuekankan，shenmecaijiaozhenzhengdeshili！

”lihaodiandiantou，zhenglileyixiashenshangyuntangpingzhengdelianjiaxizhuang，zheishitazuinengnadechushoudezhanpao。

tazoujingaosongruyundehuanqiujinrongzhongxin，zai36lou“qimingkeji”deqiantaidengji。

qiantai**zhiyehuadiweixiao：“lihaoxiansheng？qingshaodeng，zhangzongmashangguolai。”tazuozaihuikequ，

daliangzhezheijiamengxiangzhongdegongsi。jijiandezhuangxiufengge，kongqizhongmimanzhekafeixianghejianpanqiaojisheng，

meigerendouzaizhuanzhudimangliu。zheicaishitakewangdezhanchang。sandianzheng，

yigedaizhejinsiyanjing、qichangqiangdadezhongniannanrenkuaibuzoulai。“lihao？nihao，woshifuzongzhangzhenhua。

qinggenwolai。”mianshikaishile。4mianshiguankouzhongde“laotongxue”mianshijianli，qifenbixiangxiangzhongqingsong。

zhangzongdewentifeichangzhuanyeqieshenru，quandouweiraolihaozuoguodejutixiangmuzhankai。xinghaolihaozhunbeichongfen，

taduidaruliu，bujinqingxidichanshulexiangmubeijing、gerenzhizehezuizhongchengguo，

haishenrufenxiledangshidejueceluojihekeyouhuakongjian。

dangtatidaozijizhudaodeyige“shujuzhongxinyelengjieneng”xiangmu，bingjiangnenghaojiangdilejingrende15%shi，

zhangzongyanzhongluchulehaobuyanshidezanshang。“henzhashi，silufeichangqingxi。”zhangzongmanyididiantou，

“womenzhengzaigongguandexiayidaifuwuqi，sanrezhengshihexintongdian。nidejingyan，henyoujiazhi。

”lihaoxinzhongdading，ganjuechenggongzaiwang。jiuzaizheishi，zhangzongdemishuqingqingqiaomenjinlai，dishangyifenwenjian，

dishengdao：“zhangzong，junyuejiudian‘lingxiaoting’dewanyanliucheng，xuyaoninzuizhongquerenyixia。linzongjiaodai，

neiweicongguiguqinglaideshouxikexuejiakenenghuichidaobanxiaoshi。”“junyuejiudian？lingxiaoting？

”zheijigezixiangyidaoshandian，pizhonglelihaodedanao。taquanshendexueyesihudouzaiyishunjianyongxiangletouding，

erbianwengwengzuoxiang。buhui……zheimeqiaoba？zhangzongkuaisuliulanleyixiawenjian，qianshangmingzi：“ng，gaosujiudian，

wubijiedaihao。youqishiwangzhiyuanwangzongneibian，tashidongdaozhu，rangtaduofeixin。”wangzong……wangzhiyuan！

lihaoganjuezijihuxidoutingzhile。shijiezenmehuizheimexiao？！mishulingmingerqu。zhangzongzhuanxianglihao，

zhengzhunbeijixutiwen。turan，mianshijianliyizhian**zaiyipang，neiweinianjishaozhang、qizhiruya，

congkaishijiuzhishiqingtingdezhongniannanren，naqilelihaodejianli。tamuguangwenhedikanzhelihao，

zuijiaohanzheyisiruoyouruowudexiaoyi，huanhuankaikou，shengyinbuda，querutongjingleizailihaoerbianzhaxiang：“lihao，

nidezhuanyenengli，womenfeichangrenke。”tadunledun，muguangsaoguojianlishangdegerenxinxilan。“buguo，

woyougesirenwenti，chunshuhaoqi。”“nimenbandebanzhang，

jiaowangzhiyuande……taneigekaotafuqindeguanxi、nuoyonggongsixiangmukuancaichengqilaidepibaogongsi……”“zuijin，

haihaoma？”---mingyundechilunkaishifengkuangzhuandong！mianshiguanweiheduiwangzhiyuanleruzhizhang？

zheichangtianjiatongxuehuibeihouyinzangzhezenyangdemimi？lihaojiangruhehuiyingzheishipotianjingdewenti？jiexialai，

zaijunyuejiudiandeshehuayanhuishang，

yichangxijuansuoyourendefengbaojijiangjianglin……5jingtianneimuyulierenruchangmianshiguandehua，

rutongzaipingjingdehumiantouxialeyikeshenshuizhadan，zailihaoxinzhongxianqijingtaohailang。tazenmehuizhidaowangzhiyuan？

haizhidaoderuci……shenru？lihaoqiangxingyaxiaxinzhongdezhenjing，danaofeisuyunzhuan。

zheiweiqizhiruyadezhongniannanren，congzuozaizheilikaishijiuyiyanbufa，quejirenyizhongshenbukecedeganjue。

lianfuzongzhangzhenhuazaitakaikoushi，douweiweiceshen，liuluchuqingtingdezitai。tabunenghuang。zheishiyigeweiji，

gengshiyigetiandadejiyu！lihaoxunsudiaozhenghuxi，lianshangluchuqiadaohaochudejingyayuyisiwunai，

yuqipingwendihuida：“linzong（taminruidicaidaoleduifangdeshenfen），ganxienindeguanxin。

wohewangzhiyuantongxueduonianweilianxi，duitadejinkuangbingbulejie。jintiantuidiaodetongxuequn，

yeshiyinweiwufarentongtazuzhidezheichangrenjunbaqiandejuhuifangshi。zaiwokanlai，zhenzhengdeshili，

sihubuxuyaotongguozheizhongfangshilaizhengming。”tazheifanhua，jihuaqingleyuwangzhiyuandejiexian，

biaominglezijidelichanghepinxing，

yoububeibukangdizhanxianlezijidejiazhiguan——zhengqiheyijiawushijinqudejishugongsidediaoxing。“e？