zhoumuzhaoningshiyiweiguduershoushangdelinghun,zaiaichixiguabuchikuguadexiaoshuo《turanaishangchiruanfan》zhong,tajiangjingliyiduanniuquerzhenhandemingyunzhilv。zhoumuzhaoningyongyouyichangqiangdadechaonengli,danquebeiqiujinyuyigemimishiyanshizhong。taotuohou,tayuyiqunzhitongdaohedehuobanyiqizhankaileduikangxieeshilidezhandou。zheibuhaomenzongcaixiaoshuochongmanjinzhangcijideqingjieheyixiangbudaodezhuanzhe,dijitayitaoheshendexizhuang。huisuobaoxiangli,xieyaoyishengaodingxizhuang,fengdupianpian,xiaorongwenhe,yanshenquexiangcuiledudeshe,budongshengsedisaoguogenzaizhaoningshenhou、……jiangrangduzhexianruqizhong,wufaziba。
diyizhang:shengsishisudechuyuhuaerjiedingjijinrongfenghuidexuanxiaohaicanliuzaiermo,
cimudeshuijingdiaodenghuazuomohuguangban。zhoumuzuihoudejiyishizijixinzangzhouranchoujin,
shiyebeiyipianwuyindeheiantunshi。zaizhengyan,shiqiangrendelianjiayancaoweiheyouninideqiangbi。
yigexiazhai、moshengdechuzuwu。bushuyutadejiyisuipianrutonghongshuimengshou,
manhengdichongjinnaohai:yigetongyangjiaozhoumudedaomeidan,zaiyibengouxueyanqingxiaoshuoli,
shigechuchangmeijizhangjiuyinwei“duoguanxianshi”juanrubangjiaan,beiluandaokansidepaohui。erjintian,
jiushitadesiqi!“jiancedaosuzhulinghunbodong…bangding‘dingjiruanfanxitong’zhong…bangdingchenggong。
”yigebingleng、haowuganqingdejixieyinzhijiezaiyishishenchuxiangqi。“suzhuzhoumu,
dangqianshenfen:tongmingpaohuijiaose。siwangdaojishi:1xiaoshi32fen。
”“zhuxianrenwujihuo:yumubiaorenwu——nvpeizhaoningjianli‘baoyang’guanxi。renwushibai:mosha。”zhoumu,
qianshizhanzaijinrongjinzitadingduandenanren,cikezhijuedehuangmiujuelun。chuanshu?paohui?mosha?
haiyou…dingjiruanfanxitong?!“xitongcuowu!jujuezhixing!
shenmeruanfan……”taneixindepaoxiaobeiqiangliedeqiushengyuyingshengshengqiaduan。moshalianggezi,daizhejueduidebingleng,
dongjieletasuoyoudejiaoao。
“qiangzhirenwufabu:lijiqianwangmubiaorenwuzhaoningbeibangjiadidian——xijiaofeiqihuagongchang3haocangku。
xinshoulibao:gedoujingtong(chuji)yijiesuo。”laibujisikao,shentifangfobeiwuxingdexianlache,
yanqianzidongzhankaiyizhangzhiyoutanengjiandebantoumingditu,yigeciyandehongdianfengkuangshanshuo。zhoumudimayisheng,
zhuaqizhuoshangweiyixiangyangdedongxi——yigechenzhongdejiushiyanhuigang,duomenerchu。shengcunbennengyadaoleyiqie。
feiqidehuagongchangmimanzhetiexiuhehuaxuepindefuxiuqixi。cangkushenchu,weiruodeguangxianxia,
zhaoningbeijiaodaifengzhezui,shuangshoufanbangzaishengxiudeguandaoshang。lianggemianmuxionghendebangfeizhengjiaozaodiduobu,
lingyigetoumumoyangdedaobalianzaidadianhua。“made,xingxiededaodishenmeyisi?qianni?!
”daobalianduizheshoujidihou。jiushixianzai!zhoumurutongliebaobancongduijidefeiqiyoutonghoucuanchu。
yanhuigangdaizhepofengsheng,jingzhunzazhongyigebangfeidehounao。neirenmenhengyishengruandao。“shei?!
”daobalianhelingyigebangfeijingjue,choudaopulai。
zhoumunaozhongshunjianshanguoqianshitanpanzhuoshangduifunanchanduishoudejiliang。taceshenduoguopikan,yanshenruiliruyingsun,
shengyindaizheyizhongdongxirenxindeyapogan:“daobaliu!nilaopodeyiyaofeihaiqianzhesanyuanba?
nierzixiaxueqidexuefeiyouzheluole?”daobaliudongzuoyizhi,yanzhongshanguoyisihuangluan:“ni…nizenmezhidao?
!”jiushizheishunjiandepozhan!xitongjiesuodegedoujiqiaorutongbennengbanguanrusizhi。
zhoumuaishenbikailingyirendebishou,yigegancuililuodesaotangtuijiangqibandao,suijizhoujihenhenzaxiangqileixia。
dongzuobusuanhuali,quezhaozhaohenlashiyong,daizhejietougedoudeyexinghexitongfuyudejingzhun。
tazhuaqidishangdebanjiegangguan,gekaidaobaliudekandao,jinshuzhuangjibengchuhuohua。
yanjiaoyuguangpiejianzhaoningjingkongquenulibaochizhendingdeyanshen。yigebangfeizhengzhazhexiangquzhuatadangrenzhi。“gunkai!
”zhoumunuhou,yingshengshengyonghoubeizhuangkaipuxiangzhaoningdebangfei,binglengdedaofengzaitashoubeishanghuakaiyidaoxuekou,
**ladeteng。tafanshouyigangguanzazaineibangfeijiantou,gutousuilieshengqingxikewen。jutongrangtadongzuoyizhi,
lingyigebangfeichenjihuidaokanlai,talangbeidijiudifangun,houbeiquebeidaoxiadetiejiazhongzhongguaguo,menhengyisheng。
daobaliujianshibumiao,xuhuangyidao,tuoqiyigeshoushangdetongban,canghuangtaocuan。
lingyigebangfeiyeliangunpapadipaole。cangkushunjiansiji,zhishengxiacuzhongdechuanxi。zhoumulijiedibanguizaidi,
shoubeihehoubeideshangkou**laditeng,lenghanjinshilelianjiadetxu。“chushijiechuwancheng。qinmizhi+5。
siwangfengxianzanshiguibi。qingjinkuaiyumubiaoduixiangzhaoningjianli‘baoyang’guanxi。”binglengdexitongtishiyinxiangqi。
zhaoningzhengkaishengsuo,sidiaozuishangdejiaodai。tajinghunweiding,xiongkoujulieqifu,
kanzheyanqianzheigeturanchuxianyouweitayuxuedenanren。
zhongshengguilaidejiyirangtashunjianrenchulezheizhanglian——xiaoshuolineigeyuchunyouduanmingdepaohuizhoumu!
danyanqianzheigeyanshenruili、chushouhenla、shenzhizhidaobangfeiruanleidenanren,heshulineigewonangfeipanruoliangren!
judadebianguchongjizhetaderenzhi。tashengyindaizhejiehouyushengdeweizhan,gengduodeshishenshi:“nishishei?
weishenmejiuwo?”neishuangpiaoliangdemouzishenchu,zangzhezhongshengzhedejingtihejudadeyihuo。
zhoumurenzhetongtaiqitou,lianshangzhanzhehuichenheyidianxuezi。
takanzheyanqianzheizhangjishizailangbeizhongyenanyanmingyandelianpang,naozhongshanguoxitongneigaiside“ruanfan”renwu。
tachelechezuijiao,luchuyigehunzazhepibeihejifenwanshibugongdexiao:“lujianbuping?”tadunledun,
muguangsaoguotajiazhibufeiquezhanlehuichendequnjiao,buchongdao:“huozhe…zhao**,nixuyaoyigebaobiaoma?
”dierzhang:bieshulidegongfangzhanzhoumubeisongjinlequanshizuihaodesiliyiyuanvipbingfang。jiebai、anjing,
mimanzhexiaodushuihejinqiandeweidao。zhaoningzhifulesuoyoufeiyong,dongzuogancuililuo。tameitiandouhuilai,
daizheangguideguolanhebupin。biaomianshiganxiejiumingenren,danzhoumunengqingxidiganshoudaotamuguanglidetanjiu,
xiangjingmiyiqizaisaomiaoyijianweizhiwupin。tatanranjieshou,shenzhipeihedibiaoxianchushidangdexuruoheganji。
tangzaibingchuangshang,zhoumudeyishichenruxitongjiemian。tazixiyanduzhe“zhaoningxinxibao”:zhongshengzhe,
qianshibeixieyaopiandejiaporenwang,jinshengmubiaoshifuchouhebaohujiazu。xinggebiaoqian:lengjing、duoyi、mubiaomingque。
ruodian:neixinshenchuduiqianshibeijudekongjuhebuanquangan。
huoquxinren”、“shishizhizaoaimeifenweiyitishengqinmizhi”……meiyixiangdouzaitiaozhantaqianshidalaodezizun。
tongshi,tayongbingfanglidepingbandiannao,feisujiquzhezheigeshijiedecaijingzixun,yuqianshijiyixianghuyinzheng。
yizhouhou,shangkouchubuyuhe。zhaoningzaicichuxianzaibingfangmenkou,chuanzheyishenjiancaidetidemibaisetaozhuang,
qichangqingleng。“zhouxiansheng,yiyuanhuanjingzaihaoyebuliyuxiuyang。wozainanshanyoudongkongzhedebieshu,anbaowanshan,
yefangbianyishengdingqifuzhen。”tayuqipingjing,xiangshizaichenshuyigekeguanshishi,erfeiyaoqing。“nijiulewo,
zainiwanquankangfuqian,qingrangwofuzenideanquanheshenghuo。”laile!xitongrenwudehexinhuanjie——ruzhu!
zhoumuyaxiaxinzhongneidianbieniu,
luchuyigeqiadaohaochude、daizhedian“shouchongruojing”dexiaorong:“zhao**taikeqile。gongjingburucongming,
neijiudaraole。”weilehuoming,zhujinsilongyederen。zhaoningdebieshuzuoluozaibanshanyao,xiandaijijianfengge,
judadeluodichuangwaishicongyudeshanjingheyuanchudechengshilunkuo。shineisediaoyihuibaiweizhu,xiantiaoganjingliluo,
zhinengjiajuwuchubuzai,touzheyizhonggaojideshuligan。zhoumubeianpaizaierlouyijiankuanchangdekefang。
gangandunhaomeiduojiu,menlingxiangle。lairenshizhoumuzaizheigeshijiededaxuesidang,chenfeng,
yigezilaishuyoubaguadehualao。“laozhou!nixiaozikeyia!
yishengbuhangzhujin……”chenfengdedasangmenzaikandaocongxuanzhuanloutishangzouxialaidezhaoningshijiaranerzhi。
zhaoninggangxiwanzao,chuanzheshushideqianhuisezhensijiajufu,zhangfaweishi,suyandelianshangshaolejifenpingridelingli,
duoleyisiyonglan。tashouliduanzheyibeishuihezhoumudeyao。chenfengyanjingdengdexiangtongling,
kankanshehuadebuzhenshideketing,kankanmingxiangangmuyuguodezhaoning,
zaikankanyilian“xuruo”kaozaishafashangdezhoumu,lianshangshunjianduimanle“wodong”deaimeixiaorong。“wae!
laozhou!shenzangbulua!”chenfengkuazhangdipaizhezhoumumeishoushangdejianbang,jimeinongyan,“saozihao!saozihao!
daraoledaraole!”taduizhezhaoningdiantouhayao。“saozi”zheigechenghurangkongqiningzhileyishun。
zhoumutoupifama,likexiangjieshi:“bushi,chenfengnihushuoshenme,zheishizhao……”“nihao。
”zhaoningdandankaikou,daduanlezhoumu。talianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,zhishijiangshuiheyaofangzaizhoumumianqiandechajishang,
dongzuoziran。“zhoumuxuyaojingyang,qingzuo。”tameiyouchengren,danyemeiyoufouren,
shenzhineisheng“nihao”doudaizheyizhongmorendeyiwei。
zhoumujieshoudaozhaoningdilaideyigepingjingqueburongzhiyideyanshen,shunjianmingbailetadeyongyi——liyongzheigewuhui,
jiwaijieyigexinhao:zhoumushitaderen。zheicengshenfen,nengmihuoxieyao,yenengbianxiangbaohuzheige“bianshu”。
【qinmizhi+10(yinwaijierenkeguanxi)】xitongtishiyindaizhedianequweidehuankuai。
zhoumuneixinwuyu:zheijindutiao…zuohuojianni?!chenfenglehehedizuoxia,yanshenzailiangrenzhijianpiaolaipiaoqu,
yifu“woshenmedoudong”deyangzi。qifengangayouweimiaodi“rongqia”zhe。jitianhou,
zhaoningdefumu——zhaoshijituandezhangduorenzhaozhenguohefurenlinwanru,qinzilaidaolebieshu。xianran,
nverrangyigemoshengnanrenzhujinzijijia,haichuanchu“jiumingenren”jian“yisinanyou”defengsheng,
tamenbixuqinyankankan。zhaozhenguowushiduosui,bunuziwei,yanshenruiliruying。linwanruqizhiwenwan,
danmeiyujianyedaizheshangjiemingyuandejingming。zhoumushoulianlesuoyouzaizhaoningmianqianouerliuludepiqihebunaifan,
zhanxianchudeshiqianshililianchudechenwenyucongrong。talimaodiqishenwenhao,taidububeibukang。
zhaozhenguoxunwenlejijushangshihuifuqingkuang,
huatibianyouyiwuyidizhuanxianglezuijindegushibodonghexinxingkejichanyedetouziqianjing。zhoumuxinzhongleran,
zheishikaocha。tajiehegangganglejiedaodezheigeshijiedejingjishujuheqianshijingyan,meiyoukuakuaqitan,
zhidiandaojizhidipaochulejigeguanjianguandian,ruqukuailianjishuluodidepingjing、xinnengyuanchanyeliandefengxianfenbu,
yanjianyigai,zhizhihexin。zhaozhenguoyanzhongshanguoyisibuyichajuedejingya。
ziliaolizheigezhoumuzhishigeputongzhiyuan,danzheifanjianjiedeshenduhegeju,yuanchaoyuqi。
linwanruzegengguanxinzhoumudeshangshi,yanyujianmanshiganjizhiqing。songzouzhaoshifufu,bieshuhuifuleanjing。
zhaoningzhanzailuodichuangqian,kanzhefumudecheshili,chenmolepianke。zaizhuanshenshi,kanxiangzhoumudeyanshenli,
neicengjianbingsihuronghualeyisijixiweidefengxi。tameishuoshenme,danzhoumunengganjuedaoqifendebutong。
【huodeguanjianrenwuchuburenke,qinmizhi+15】jitianhoudebangwan,
zhaoningduzizaishufangchuliyifenyuhaiwaihezuofangdexiangmufengxianpinggubaogao。
zheifenbaogaoshejiyigeqianlijudadanfengxianjigaodekejibinggouan,duifangtiaokuankeke,xianjingzhongzhong。
tameitoujinsuo,shouzhongdegangbiwuyishidizaizhishanghuazhe。zhoumu“qiahao”jingguochangkaideshufangmenkou,
kandaotakunaodeyangzi。xitongjiemianshishiliangqi:【jihui!zhanxianhexinnengli!】。taqingqingqiaoleqiaomenkuang。
“zhao**,xuyaobangmangkankanma?yiqian…chuliguoleisidedongxi。”tayuqisuiyi。zhaoningtaitou,
yanshendaizheshenshi,youyuleyishun,jiangbaogaotuileguoqu。“nikandedong?”zhoumumeishuohua,
naqibaogaokuaisuliulan。xitong“xinxifenxi(chuji)”kaiqi,
jiehetaqianshishenyueguowushushangyejihuadedulayanguang,
neixieyinzangzaihualicizaoxiadexianjinghemohudidaiwusuodunxing。“zheili,‘youxianqingsuanquan’detiaokuantaimohu,
duifanghenkenengzaixiangmushibaishiyouxianchouzouhexinzichan,balantanziliujinimen。”“haiyou,
jishuzhuanlideguishucunzaizhengyi,fujiansandebuchongxieyilimailegelei,meiyoumingquequanqiudujiashouquandefanwei。
”“duiduxieyidemubiaoshedingdebuqieshiji,jiehetamenshangyijidudecaibaoshuju,jihubukenengwancheng,
zheishibinimenhouqizhuijiatouzihuozhejianmaigufen。”tayusupingwen,
shouzhijingzhundidianzaibaogaodejichuguanjianweizhi,luojiqingxi,fenxiyizhenjianxue,zhizhiyaohai。
zhaoningdezhenjingzaiyewufayanshi。zheifenbaogaodefuzaxingtahenqingchu,
tadaihuilaidejigexinfugaoguandoukandeyunliwuli。eryanqianzheige“paohui”,jinjinjifenzhong,
jiujingzhundijiuchuletatuanduidoumeiwanquanfaxiandezhimingloudong!zheinalishipaohui?zheifenmingshi……baozang?!
takanzhezhoumuzhuanzhuerzixindecelian,zhongshengyilaidiyici,
duiyige“jihuawai”derenchanshengleqiangliede、chaochuzhangkongdexingquhe……yilaigan。zheigezhoumu,
jiujinghaizangzheduoshaomimi?【zhanxianhexinnengli,mubiaoyilaidutisheng,qinmizhi+20】xitongdetishi,
fangfodaizheyisixinwei。disanzhang:aimeicongshengdewuyanxiazhengshidetongjushenghuokaishile。bieshuhenda,
danlianggegehuaixinsiderenzhuzaitongyiwuyanxia,kongqizhongzongmimanzheyizhongweimiaodezhangli。
zhoumuhenkuaifaxianlezhaoningshenghuoshangde“jiduan”。judadeshuangkaimenbingxiangli,
chuleangguidejinkoukuangquanshuihebaifangzhengqideyoujishucaishalabao,kongkongruye。chufanggengshixianchenburan,
rutongyangbanjian。moutianzaoshang,xitongrenwudanchu:【richangrenwu:jieshouzhaoningdezaocankuizeng。qinmizhi+1】。
zhoumukanzhezhaoningdijitadewutangsuannaihequanmaimianbao,zuijiaochouchuleyixia。jinrongdalaodeweizai**。zhongwu,
tarenwukeren,wushilezhaoninglvedaijingyademuguang,zoujinleneigefangfocongweiqiyongguodechufang。
bingxianglishicaikuifa,tayingshiyongyouxiandecailiao(jigejidan、yidianlengdongxiaren、jikexiaoqingcai、shengmifan),
zuochuleyipansezejinhuang、xiangqipubidexiarendanchaofan,haishunshouzhulegejiandandezicaidanhuatang。
dangtabazheimaozhereqidejiachangfancaiduanshangzhuoshi,zhaoninglengzhule。taxiguanleyingyangshidapeidejiankangcan,
zheizhongdaizheyanhuoqideshiwu,zaitazhongshenghoujihujueji。tayouyudichangleyikou,yanjingweiweiliangleyixia。
mifanlilifenming,xiarenxiannen,jidanpengsong,jiandandeweidaoquedaizheyizhongqiyidewennuan。“ni…huizuofan?
”tawen,yuqidaizheyisibukesiyi。“yiqian…xiazhuomode。”zhoumuhanhudao,kanzhetaxiaokouchizhe,
zuijiaobuzijuedailedianxiaoyi。xitongtishi:【mubiaoyuyuedutisheng,qinmizhi+5】。
zhoumuyezhuangjianguozhaoningdelingyimian。yicitashenyexialoudaoshui,faxianketingdianshikaizhewushengdecaijingxinwen,
zhaoningquanzaikuandadeshafali,chuanzhemaorongrongdetuzituoxie,huailibaozhegeruanzhen,xiabagezaishangmian,
kanderushen。dengguangrouhedidazaitalianshang,tunqulebairidefengmang,jingyoujifen…keai?haiyouyici,
tazaishufangmenkoukandaotayaozhegangbitou,wuyishidizhouzhemeitou,sihuzaigenyifenfuzadecaiwushujujiaojing,
neifukunraodeyangzi,xianggeyudaonantidedaxuesheng。zhoumumomotuikai,
zuijiaoqueyangqilezijidoumeichajuedehudu。xieyaodeyinyingcongweiyuanli。
tayi“guanxinzhaoningjinkuang”he“tantaohezuo”demingyi,yuezhaoningzaiyijiagaojihuisuojianmian。
zhaoningzhongshenghouduitahenzhirugu,danshenzhidacaojingshedehouguo。tajuedingfuyue,mabiduifang。“genwoyiqiqu。
”taduizhoumushuo,yuqiburongzhiyi。【xitongrenwu:shouhumubiao】detishitongshiliangqi。“yishenmeshenfen?
siji?baobiao?haishi…nanban?”zhoumutiaomei,daizhedianshitan。“zhuli。”zhaoningmianbugaise,
dijitayitaoheshendexizhuang。huisuobaoxiangli,xieyaoyishengaodingxizhuang,fengdupianpian,xiaorongwenhe,
yanshenquexiangcuiledudeshe,budongshengsedisaoguogenzaizhaoningshenhou、qizhichenwendezhoumu。“ningning,zheiweishi?
”“wodezhuli,zhoumu。”zhaoningyuqipingdan。xijian,xieyaohualiyouhua,
zhongdianweiraozheyigekansiqianjingguangmingdehuanbaokejixiangmu,
shitushuofuzhaoningyuzhangzong(yiweizhongyaodeyuancailiaogongyingshang)jiechujiuyue,zhuantoutade“xinlianmeng”。“zhangzong,
ninkan,womenxinlianmengdejishugengqianyan,chengbengengdi,qianjingwuxian。zhaoshineibian…laohezuole,danyoushihou,
jiuchuannandiaotoua。”xieyaoyuzhongxinzhang,yifuweizhangzongzhexiangdemoyang。zhangzongmingxianyouxieyidong。
zhaoningfangzaizhuoxiadeshouweiweishoujin。tazhidaozheishigexianjing,xieyaoxiangqieduanzhaoshidegongyinglian!
tajilezhoumuyigeyanshen。zhoumuhuiyi,weiweiqingshen,lianshangdaizhezhuliyingyoudeqianxunxiaorong,
yuqiqueqingxiyouli:“xiezongshuodexinxiangmuqueshiyinrenzhumu。buguo,
wozuotianganghaokanguoyifenxingyeshendubaogao,
guanyuzheileixinxingcuihuajideyuancailiaochengbengouchenghemuqianguojishichangdechannengfenbu。
”tabaochujigeguanjianshujuhebaifenbi,jingzhunderangxieyaolianshangdexiaorongjiangleyishun。“lingwai,
tingshuozhangzongshanggeyuezainanfeidebakuangxiangmutiqiansangeyuedachan,haiyouhualeyeliangongyi,xiaolvtishengle15%?
zhenshilebuqidechengjiu!zhaozonghaiteyirangwomenxuexizhangzongdechenggongjingyanni。”zheifanhua,
qianbanduanyongxiangshideshujujielulexieyaoxiangmuchengbenxugao、gongyinglianbuwendefengxian,
houbanduanzebudongshengsedipenglezhangzongyiba,dianchuletadedeyizhizuo。zhangzonglianshanglikeduoyunzhuanqing,
kanxiangzhaoninghezhoumudeyanshenchongmanlebeizhongshideyuyue:“haha,zhouzhulixiaoxihenlingtongma!xiaochengji,
xiaochengji!”xieyaojingxinzhunbeidelijianji,beizhoumuqingmiaodanxiedihuajie。zhaoningduanqichabei,
yanzhuchunbianyisiruoyousiwudexiaoyi,kanxiangzhoumudeyanshenli,xinshanghemoqijihuyaoyichulai。
【xietongzuozhanchenggong,qinmizhi+30】xitongbobaodegewaixiangliang。huidaobieshu,qifenbiandeyouxiebutong。
zhoumushoubeishangzhiqianjiutashideshangkouyinweidongzuoyouxieliekai,shenchuxueji。
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