《tianshi，danshihepingzhuyi》shiwozhenbuchishuiguochuangzuodeyibuyinrenrushengdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaozhouxuanlifeimianlinzhetiaozhanyukunjing，tongguoyongqihezhihuizhaodaolejiejuewentidefangfa。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishengdongdemiaoxiehezhenshideqingganrangduzheshenshougandong。“jiangnanlushizheilizuirenaodedifang，ruguonixiangzhaocixingyuehui，wanshangshidianguohouquzhunmeicuo……ng，qiantishinidehuanshenyifu，zhiyuxiangmaojiubuyongle……。
jiangnanlu，shianpingshizuifanhuadeluduanzhiyi。
meiribangwanshifen，liudianzhengzhunshiliangqideludeng，fangfoshicaipanshouzhongdefalingqiang，zhengtiaojieshangnihongdengzongshijinsuiqihou，fasanchuwucaibanlandeyaomuguangliang，xiyinzhelailaiwangwangdeguoluke——linzhejiupingyaoyaohuanghuangqianjindezhongnianren，sanwuchengqundadanaonaodenianqingnannv，chuanzhehuahualvlvqixingfu、qijichechuanxingerguodebiaochezu，zhizhidierrideqingchendaolai。
xuannao，conghenduonianqiankaishi，jiushizheilidezhusediao。
bufenshiduan，zhifenbairiheiye。
“kanzheili！qie——zi——！”buxingjiejintou，gaodayingjundenianqingnanren，zhengjuezhepigu，shouwozheyizhipailidexiangji，duizhunmianqianneisangezhanzai“jiangnanchaguan”tangjinsezitizhaopaixia，duizhejingtoubi“ye”denianqingnvhai。
kacayisheng，yizhangxiangpianzhihuanhuancongxiangjilitulechulai。
“wanmei！”baijingshuliandikuaisushuaidongxiangpianzhi，dijilenvhaimen。
“wa！”nvhaimenyouxiekuazhangdihuhanqilai，fangfobaijingdijitamendebushiyizhangxiangpian，ershimougemingxingdeqinbiqianming，“gegenihaohuipaia！”
“ruguobagonglaodouguigongjiwozheigeshexiangshi，nimenmamayidinghuishangxin。”baijingxiaoyinyindishuo，“tianshenglizhikebushikaopaichulaide。”
“keshi，womamayeshuoguo，rangwoxiaoxinhuayanqiaoyudenanren。”neigenvhaiduitazhazhayanjing。
“zheiqiaqiashuominglenimamayeyouguopanniqi。”baijingpaizhenvhaidejianbang，henzirandilveguolezheigehuati，“yaobuyaowotuijiannimenyigegengyouyisidequchu？”
“nalinali？”nvhaimenlikewen。
“dangranshizheitiaojiezuiyoumingde‘shikongjiuba’！”baijingshenmixixidiyadishengyin，“tingshuolaobanhaiqingleneigezuijinhenhuodebaozhatoudjlaiyanchu，tiantianmanchang！yaoquwanle，wuchidoujibujinqu！”
“keshiwomenrenshengdibushude……yaobugegeniyeyiqilai？”neigenvhaizhuanyouleyixiayanjing，shunshiwanshangbaijingdeshoubei，“qingnihejiuma！”
“wa，youmeiyougaocuo，xianzaidezhundaxuesheng，douzheimedafangma！”baijingheiheiyixiao，budongshengsebashouchoulechulai，“suiranwohenxiangshuogongjingburucongming……danzhenbuqiao，xianzaishoutouzhenghaoyouyidianshiqing，dengwomangwanlequzhaonimenruhe？”
“dawanshangdemangshenmea？buhuishixianquhongwannvpengyouzailaiba？”
“dangranbushi。”baijingxinshidandandimochushouji，“buxindehua，jiagelianxifangshi，kankanwoyoumeiyouzaipengyouquanlixiuenaibujiuzhidaolema？”
“好啊！”
……
“manzoue～”baijingmusongnvhaimendebeiyingxiaoshizairenqunzhong，erhouxiaomimidizhuanshen，zouxiang“jiangnanchaguan”duimianneijiankafeidiandelutianzuowei。
tazirandizuozailelingyigenianqingnanrenshenbian，duanqineibeibingkuaijihuronghuadaijindekafeicoudaozuibian，kexianglexianghaishifangxiale，“ai，dawanshanghezheimeduobeikafei，yebuzhidaohuibuhuishimian。”
dagaishishoubuleshenpangnianqingrentanxundemuguang，taniutouwendao，“wei，ganmayongneizhongbiaoqingkanwo？niyexiangqugenchaguanheyingma？”
“wozhishizaixiang，nishibushiyouneijianjiubadegufen？”zhouxuanshuo。
“meiyou，weishenmezheimewen。”
zhouxuanmianwubiaoqing：“yinweiniganggangdeyangzi，jiuxiangshineijianjiubapailailankede**。”
“shima？neidengxiaciwuliaodeshihou，woyequdagelinggonghaole。”baijingjuranrenzhendesikaoleyixiazheijianshidekexingxing，“qiantishilaobankaideqiwodechuchangfei……ng，jiushouneigebaozhatoudjliangbeidejiageruhe？zheiyijingshitiaoloutuxuejiale。”
zhouxuanyaoyaotou，buzailihuizheigeba“zilian”xiezailianshangdeyaoguai，jiangshixianzhongxintouxianglingyicedemalu。
gezhongyanse、kuanshideqiche，jieerliansandicongneilishiguo，qizhongyoubufenxianshi“kongke”zhuangtaidechuzuche，huixuanzebingrulubianpaiduideduiwu，dengdaikeren。
“ruguowoxiangzhaoxinchengquyechesijidemafan，yidinghuixuanzezaijiangnanludundian。”——yinweijiuweihuzixinmanmandepanduan，zhouxuanyouyicilaidaotapingrigongzuodebuxingjie，bingzaizheijiakafeidianmenkou，zuolezhengzhenglianggebanxiaoshi。
qianbanjieduan，baijingbiaoxiandexiangdangjiji，yibianhezhouxuantaolunzheguanyuneiliangchuzuchedezhongzhong“kenengxing”，yibianbanaodaitanjinmeiyilianghongsecheqidechuzucheli，yiquerenmeiyoulouwangzhiyu——butongyutianshikenenghuibeiyaoguaide“huaxing”mengbi，jiuweihudeyanjingnenggoukanpoyiqieweizhuang，zheishizheigezhongzudetianshengnengli。
keguoyuhuanmandediaochajindu，haishidaozhitakaishibazhuyili，zhuanyidaoleduiluguonvxingpaomeiyan、bangnvyoukepaizhao，yijimandounongluguodegoudengdeng“zashi”shangmian。
suiranzhouxuanhenqueding，meidangyouhongsechuzuchejingguodeshihou，baijinghaishihui“yisiyixia”desaoliangyan，danshishizhengming，zheilianggebanxiaoshidedunshoubingmeiyourangtamenyousuoshouhuo——jinguanyunyinggongsibutong，kuanshiyebujinxiangtong，ketamenbingburenwei，zheixiechezizhongdemouyiliangnenggouchengdeshang“teshu”erzi。
nandaoshipanduanchulecuo？haishiyinweitamendui“sharenjieche”zheijianshihaowuxingqu，suoyiwanquanwufagantongshenshouwangchengyidangshidexiangfa？
sixujian，youshiyiduinianqingnannv，shouwanzheshou，shangleduilietoumingdeneilianghongsechuzuche——jiuweihulanyangyangdeshenqinggaosuta，neibushitamenyaozhaodeneiliangche。
“zhiqianwanglewenni。”baijingsuikoutiaoqilehuati，“weishenmeyaozaixuanxiawuchutan，erbushiwanshangni？lianggeshijianduandekeliuliang，genbenjiubushiyigegainianba？”
“yinweiwanshang，huimaochuhenduosanjiaojiuliuderen，haiyoulaizhaomafandezuigui。”zhouxuanpingjingdishuo。
“tianshinandaojiubushisanjiaojiuliu？”
“woshimaopaihuo，suoyibusuan。”
“……suoyineiyouzenyang？neixierengenbenliannijiasaodidezhirendouweixiebudaoba？”
“wobushipa，shijuedemafan。”zhouxuankanxiangbuyuanchuneigeyishoujiazhepibao，yishoufuzhudianxianganoutudezhongniannanren，“zuozheiyixing，zuitaoyanrenjiatiaoxin，xianruzizhengxianjingyebuguoshitufeixinshen，jiaorenjiakanrenao。”
“gongzuodefannaoa。”baijingcongyanhelidouchuyigenxizhangdexiangyan，diaozaizuishang，buyongdahuojibianzixingdianranle。
“niyougongzuoma？”zhouxuanwenta。
“zheishishenmewenti？dangranmeiyou。”
“dabufenyaoguaidougenniyiyangba？laidaorenleidechengshi，zhishiweilexiangle。”zhouxuandeyanzhong，yingchulemoujiadianpuzhaopaishang，nihongdengdaisuofanqidemiluanguangmang，“zhisuoyihui‘zunshouguiju’，bingbushichuyudaodegan，ershiyinweizheiyangcainengbaozhengziji，nenggoujixuxiangshouyincidailaidebianli。”
“bieshuodenihaoxianghendongyaoguaiyiyang，tianshilaodi。”baijingxiaoxiao，baranjindeyanhuidanjinkongqili。
“ruozhedangranxuyaogongzuo，yinweitamenxiangrenleiyiyang，suomianlindewentibushi‘xiangle’，ershi‘shengcun’。yiji，wokeshihenpeifuneixienuligongzuodejiahuomendewo？bijingmeiyoutamendenuli，zheizuochengshiyouzennengbianderuci‘yiju’ni？”
“wodequebutaidongyaoguaidexiangfa。”zhouxuanwangzherenlairenwangdejiedao，“zheitiaojieshangneijiakendejili，jiuyouyizhihuangshulangzaigongzuo。tazongshishangwanban，wohuijiaqianruguoxiangluguoqumaichide，jibendounengjiandaota。”
“worenshita，huangliulangduiba。tajiadajiehaoxiangzaichaoshishangban。”baijingxiaoxixidiwen，“neiweishenmemeixiangdaoquwenwenta，‘nuligongzuo’deliyouni？”
“shia，shigaiwenwentade。”zhouxuanxiangqineizhihuangshulangyao，diyicijiandaochuanzhedaopaodezijishi，neifujingkongdeshenqing，buzijuedixiaolexiao，“ruguodangchuwenledehua，huoxuxianzaijiunengzhidao，neigeyaoguaiweishenmeyaoxuanzekaichuzuchezheifengongzuo，yiji，taweishenmeyaoyineiyangdefangshibarendeshitidiujinlajitonglile。”
“zheijiuyanjiuqifanzuixinlixuele？”
“nizhunbeizenmechuzhita。”zhouxuankanxiangshenpangtunyuntuwudenanren。
“zheiyaokantadetaiduruhe，yijineimezuodeyuanyinshishenme。”baijingmanyouyoudituchuleyikouyanqi，“yiqiandaoyebushimeijianguoleisichugedejiahuo，yigegedouziyiweihenyounengnai，nengbazheilinaogedifutianfan。jieguoyaomeshibeidafule，huiliuliudigunhuilaojia，yaome……”
tazuolegeyigemobozideshoushi。
“kanlainihenyoujingyan。”
“biezheimeshuo，woneixinqishishigereaihepingdehaoyaoguailaizhe。”baijingzhanqishenzi，yongjiaobayantoucaimie，“huannidingyihuier。”
“去哪？”周悬问。
“ele，qumaikendeji。”tabianshenlanyaobianshuo，“chishenme？woqingke。”
“葡式蛋挞。”
“收到。”
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