zheibentashidiyigedapojinjicongheiyuxiedehaoweimiaoweiqiao。gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuanyinrenrusheng！bazhurengongqinyujiangxuekehuadelinlijinzhi，keweiyibenhaoshu！kanleyiyouweijin！neirongjingxuan：“xiaobawang？nimenshaoyejiushiyunzhouwangchudingdeerzi！”liubinjingdaile。tongshi，zuihouyikouqixiediao，shentixiangshimiantiaoyiyangruanlexialai。“zhidaojiuhao。”“xian……
第12章
“卧槽！”
liubinjiaoleyisheng，jimangyongshouwuzhetou，huanglejihuang，chadianmeiyouzaidao。
ganshoudaocitong，faxianmanshoudoushixuedeshihou，tanuhuozhongshao，henhenyibazhangdazaiguangtoulianshang，meihaoqimadao：“nitemexiaa！dawoganshenme？xingqindezaineibian！”
guangtouroulerouyanjing，faxianqueshidacuole，huangkongdedaoqian。
ranhoucongzhuozishangyouchaoqiyigejiupingzi，zaiduehenhenchaoqinyuchongqu。
“往死里打！”
“dasizheigewangbadan！”
刘彬咬牙发狠。
zhouweiderenmenhenduoyegenzheqihong，fangcaikandaoqinyuzheiyangyigeqigai，dedaolejiangxuezheiyangtianxianyibandelaopo，yudaoshiqingjingranzuosuotouwugui，dajiadouhenfenkai。
douhenbudeguangtouhenhendejiaoxunjiaoxunqinyu。
zheiyangderenjiuhuogaibeidasi！
guangtoujuqijiupingzi，kanzheqinyudetou，yaoyayonglishuailexialai。genfangcaiyiyang，qinyuzuozhebudong，danshizhouweiyiguwuxingdeqijing，xianghailangyiyangyongqi。
guangtounaoziyimihu，shenbuyoujidezhuanxiang，juzhejiupingzizaicichaozheliubintoushangdaqu。
“卧槽你疯了！”
liubinhedejianjiao，xiangyaoduobi，naihezaojiujiaoruan，duoguolenaodai，jianbangquebeihenhendezazhong，tengdetaguaijiaoyisheng，shuaidaozaidi。
“光头我弄死你！”
“laozijinineimeduoqian，nitemejingranganfanshui！”taqidejianjiaoqilai。
fangqianyejidetiaojiao，dashengdao：“qinyujileniduoshaoqian，nengyouliushaojideduoma？nijingranfanshui，zhenshiqiyoucili！”
jiangxuehaimeimingbaiguolaizenmehuishi，qinyuzhanqilailengxiaoduitashuodao：“xianzainizhidaozenmehuishile？zheixierenzaojiuchuantonghao，laiyanxide。”
“wuyanzhangqidelajidifang，haibukuaigenwohuijia！”
jiangxuelengleyixia，bukesiyidedao：“fangqian，liubin，daodizenmehuishi？”
“nimengentamenrenshima？”
liubinhefangqianfanyingguolai，jimangshikoufouren。liubinpaqilaitileguangtouyijiao，yaoyadao：“nitemeshibushibuxianghunle？”
“wozaijinizuihouyicijihui，gaoqingchu，daodiyaodashei！”
guangtouliansetieqing，taxianzaiyeyishidaoshiqinyuzaigaogui，zhishidaponaodaiyexiangbumingbaijiujingshizenmehuishi。
nandaozheijiahuohuibianxifa？
taduijigeshouxiashilegeyanse，yaoyadao：“bazheixiaozijiwoweiqilai，tingwohaoling，yiqishang！”
zheicitajialexiaoxin，hejigeshouxiagezishouwojiupingzi，baqinyujibaoweiqilai，fayishenghan，yiqijuqijiupingzi，henhendechaoqinyuzaqu。
“小心啊！”
jianqinyuzhigukanzheziji，fangfoduiweixianhaowuchajue，jiangxuebennengdehandao。
qinyuweixiaodao：“wojiuzhidaonishiguanxinwode。”
“fangxin，ququjigelaji，haidongbulewo。”
huayinluo，bujianruhedongzuo，zadaotoushangdejiupingzifangfoyudaoleshenmepingzhang，tongshidanqilai，fanzazaijigejiahuodetoushang。
pengpengliansheng，jigejiahuobeizadeqiyunbasu，yanmaojinxing。
zheiyimu，kandailezhongren。
liubinbumingsuoyi，haiyiweiguangtoudengrenlinzhenfanshui，zaicidajiaozhecuicu。
guangtoudengrenzaicitongshengnuhou，chaoqinyudalai，tongyangbeifandanchuqu，youlianggejiahuoshenbuyouji，huichulaidequantouzuoyouliangbian，tongshidazaileliubindelianshang。
liubinshazhubancanjiao，yizhangzuituchuyidakouxue，limianhaidaizheliangkedacaoya。
qinyuchenshenghedao：“woshuoniyouxueguangzhizai，shiyinweinizongyuguodu，waiqiangzhonggan，shangjigenben，zaowanhuituxuehunmi。zheizhongqingkuangxia，niruguoyousuoshoulian，xiushenyangxing，haikeyimianqiangduozhichengjitian。”
“xiangbudaoniyouwangdongxinji，relaiwuwangzhizai。xianzaixueguanglintou，haibuzhixingwuma？”
当头棒喝！
liubinmanlianmengbi，lenglengdekanzheqinyu，naozixianruledangjizhuangtai。
fangqianduojiaodao：“jiangxuenikuaikana！liushaoweilebaohuwomen，gendaiduyongganbodou，shenshouzhongshang，qinyuzheigesuotouwugui，budanbubangzhuwomen，jingranhaishuofenglianghua！”
“yiwokan，tagenguangtouzheijigerenjiushiyihuode！”
jiangxuezheicaifanyingguolai，tayerenweiguangtoudengrenshizaishengdongjixi，guyidebaofuliubin，liubinweilebaohuzijihefangqian，duzichengshoushanghai。
“qinyu，nijiwozhuzui！”
“haibukuaibangbangliubin！”
qinyuwunaikuxiao，shiqingyijingzheimemingxianle，zijizheigebianyideshabaitianxifu，jingranhaizhimibuwu。
zheishihouguangtoudengrenbuganzaisuiyidongshou，zhishibiqinglianzhongdebaoweizheqinyu，jumiankaishijiangchi。
qinyuyelandezaifeihua，zhixiangkuaidianlikaizheigeshifeizhidi，shenshouzhuazhulejiangxuedeshouwan，dao：“xianhuijia，womanmangennishuo。”
sheizhidaozheiyijudong，zaicijinulejiangxue，taturanbuzhidaonalilaideliqi，yibashuaikaiqinyu，nudao：“biepengwo！”
“yaozounizou，wobuhuigennihuiqu！”
ranhou，jingranpaodaoleliubindeshenbian，guanxindedao：“liubin，nimeishiba？yaobuyaojiaojiuhuche？”
liubinxiangbudaoyinhuodefu，suiranliuledianxue，danshijingranhuanlailenvshendeguanxin，kanzhejinzaiyanqiandehuarongyuemao，taxinhuanufang，lianshenshangdeshangtongyewangjile。
“我没事！”
“xueernibiepa，woyaoliuxialaijixubaohuni！”
“xianzaiwosuanshizhidaole，zheijigedaitugenqinyujingranshiyihuode，zheijiahuojuxinpoce，xueerniyidingyaoxiaoxin！”
tinglezheihua，jiangxuegengjiarendingqinyulailubuming，juxinpoce，yaoyadao：“qinyu，buguanniandeshenmexin，wojinggaoni，dousilexinba！”
“nixiuxiangcongwozheilidedaoshenme！”
胸大无脑的傻婆娘！
qinyuzhenhenbudexiushouliqu。
danshitazhidao，ruguoxianzaizou，liubinzheijiahuoyidinghuichenjiduijiangxuexiashou，aiyujianggaoyuandeenqing，tabixubajiangxuedaizou。
xiangshuoshenme，turankandaoyuanchuzouguolaijigelianseyinchen，manshenshaqidejiahuo。weishouyigelianshangyouyidaozhengningdedaoba，kanshangquyouqishenren。
jigerensuoguozhichu，pangbiandekerenquandoujinghuzheduobi。
jingranquandoushineijingwuzhe？
erqiemingxianshichongzhezheibianlaide。
qinyuxinzhongyidong，zaicizaishafashangzuoxia，lengxiaodao：“hao，wobuguanle。nisuiyi。”
liubinxichuwangwai，jidongdedao：“xueer，wodainilikaizheigeshifeizhidi！womenzou！”
tadaizhejiangxuehefangqianchaowaimianzouqu，guangtoujigerenweilejishidedaobaochou，jimanggenshang。
yihuorengendaobayihuo，zhenghaoyingmianzhuangshang。
liubinxiayishidehoutuileyibu，nudao：“haogoubudangdao，gunkai！”
daobashenhouyigeheilianzhongjianrenkuaqianyibu，huishouyibazhang，kuangfengqichu，zhijiebaliubinshanfeilechuqu。
zheiyixia，zhongrenquandouheshale。
daobalengxiaoyisheng，congdoulinachuyiluochaopiao，suiyiderengzailiubindelianshang，dao：“nidenvrenbeiwomenshaoyezhengyongle，wanguohaini，xianzainazheqiangundan！”
“batamendailoushangqu。”
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