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小说简介

zhimingwangwenxieshou“yimengxing93”delianzaixinzuo《tasile，tafengle，woquechenglexiaohua》，shijinqifeichangshouhuanyingdeyibugudaiyanqingwen， xiaosusongjiaojiaoliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，tixiaojiefeidejuqingzhuyaojiangshule：”dianwaitoudetaijianturangaoshengxunwendao。“bujian！”xiaosucongwoshenshangtaiqitoulai，chuanzhecuqihuidao。“niangniangshuo，ninbujiantajiubuzou！”“rangtadengzhe！”ta……

精彩章节

woshiyonglegongzhufudeyimingwuji，wozhidaowodezhizejiushigouyinyanqiandenanren，

woqishenyibubudekaojinyinweibeixialeyaolianshangzaohongdenanren，benzhuodeweinanrenkuanyi。

“nijiushizheiyangsihourende？”nanrenshayadeshengyinzaiwotoudingxiangqi，woxiaoxinyiyidekanxiangta，

taquexiangkanliewuyiyangkanzhewo。woyuanbenyiweijinyetabulaiyaoquwanghouchude，

meixiangdaotabeiwanghouguanle**deyao，songdaolewodetashang。“wangshangyaowozenyang？”woyanleyankoushui，

jiangshenzitiejinta。“banizaigongzhufuxuedeneixiebenshidoushichulai，benwangshoudezhu。”taxiexiaozhekanzhewo，

shouzhangpengzhewodelian，wogandaotazhangxindechire，woyonglianzaitadezhangxincengleceng。zaizheijiqiaimeideshike，

wodenaohailigaisidechuxiandejuranshishifu，tashuoguowojinyeyiqieshuncongjiuxing。

wohaizaisisuozheruheshuncongni，wangshangyizhuanshenjiangwoyazaileshenxia，woyutayiyechanmian，

tazuibaliyizhihanzhe，“jiaojiao”erzi，wozhidaotahandebushiwo，yebuganshewangdiwangnengyouaiqing。

cirixinglai，woshenbianyijingmeiyouleta，wohunshendesuantonggaosuwo，zuoyedeyiqiedoushizhende，

wobeiciweimeiren，yijuxiaoxiangge。“nilaile！”woqishenkanzhezuozaichuangshangdenanren，

chengweirenfuyihouwogengjiadebugankaojintale。“ng，nihaihaoma？”tayirankanzhechuangwaidejingse，

baiyishengxuedetalengmodewoganjuebudaoyisiwendu。“wo，beifenglemeiren。”wodizhetouhuidazheta，

tayinggaibiwozaozhidaowobeifenghaolede，zheiyangxianglaiwoyezhihuidalegejimobushi。“wozhidao！

”taniuguotoukanxiangwo，neiqinglengdelianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing。“ng，”worengjiudizhetoubugankantadeyanjing，

yinweitayouzhezuoyenanrenjifenxiangsiderongmao，youzaizheigeshikechuxianzaiwodefangjianli，

zheishidewojuedemeichuanyiyiban。“zenme？yiye，daobiandeneilianle？”woyigezhongxinbuwen，

tajiangwolazhezhuangjintadehuaili，erhouyouzuozaitadetuishang。“shifumobushidianjishangletuer？

”woyaochunqingxiaoyaotou，tazongshizheibanduiwo，liyongwo，wozaitayanlijiushigeqizi。“weishidexinsi，

nizuihaobiecai，nibiewanglenishigeqizi。”tazhifumocuozhewodechun，

shuobayouyongzuizaidedeerchuiqingqingyaoyikou，rucizheibanbianxiangshizaichengfawole。“neishifujinrilai，

buhuijiushigaosuwo，duinibieyouwangxiangba？”woyongshoujiangtadetoubaizheng，zhishitadeyanjing，

tashuoguobuaiwode，keshiweishenmeduiwoqueneiyangni。“qu，zhudonggouyinxiaosu。

”tajiangwocongtadeshenshanglalexialai，youzhanqilaibeiduizhewo，shuodehuayouzheqifendehanleng，sanfendejueqing。

“tamendoushuoxiaosuaiwanghourugu，weitakongzhihougongduonian，shifujuedewopingshenmenenggouyinta？

”wocongtadehoubeihuanbaozhuleta，wozhendehentanliantashenshangdeweidao，

zaishuozuoyexiaosuyeshibeixialeyaocaishanglewodechuangbushi。“jiupingniyuwanghousanfenxiangsidelian。

”tayouzhuanguoshenkanzhewo，xiangshitouzhewokanlingwaiyigeren。“woruoshibuxiangni？”woxiezhetoukanta，

shituzaitadeyanjinglikandaobiedeqingsu。“zheishimingling。”tayoushizheibanlengxinlengqing，

tadeyijuhuabibawodajinlenggonghainanshou。“hao！”wodianlediantou，zhuanguoshenjiaolaigongnvweiwoshutou。

wochumenneihui，tiankongzhengxiazheyu，wotizhewoshaohaodezhou，zijichengzhesan，quleyushufang。

yushufangmenwaiyoulianggetaijianshouzhe，kanzhewolaishenshoulanzhulewoshuo，“meiren，zheilibuxuwairenjin。”“ng，

”wodianlediantou，meiyouzaiduoyanyu，zhilenglengdezhanzaineili，yebuqiangyingzhejinqu，yebuzhuanshenzou，

wozaiduduwangshangnenggoukandaowodechixin，lianwohuirangwojinqude。keshiwodenglehaojiuhaojiu，

xiaoyubianchengledayu，wodequnzibeidashileyidaban。neikanmendetaijianxushikanwotaiguokelian，

qizhongyigeyaoleyaotou，zhuanshenqulelidian。“duibuqimeiren，wangshanghaiyouyaoshiyaomang，haiqingnihuiquba。

”neigetaijianconglidianchulai，tanlekouqi，duiwoshuo，womeiyouyingdataijian，cetoukanxiangdianli，

wangshangzhengzaianzhuoshangkancezi。wosimeiyoutingdaotaijiandehuayiban，jixuzaiwaitouzhanzhe，

woyebuzhidaozijizhanleduojiu，woturangandaotouyunmuxuande，woxiangdishangdaoqu，wodenaomenbeizhuangdeshengteng。

“zenmeneimebutinghua？”wodezhizhezhongyuyinlailexiaosu，tadunxialaijiangwolajinhuaili，suiranzebeizhewo，

lianshangmeiyoubanfendanyouzhiqing。“wodezhou！”tajiangwobaozhexiangdianlizou，woaodezhouqueyiliuzailedishang。

“youmeirenzai，benwanghaichishenmezhoua。”woxiexiaoyisheng，woyourutashouzhongdexiaobaitu，

wozhidejinjindejiangtoutiejintadexiongkou。“yifudoushitoule，tuoleba。”tajiangwofangxia，

yiruzuozailetadeanbian。“keshizheilibingmeiyouqiedeyishang。”wolileyixiashidebuchengyangzideyifu，

bujietazheigetuoyifushijichengyisi。“chuanbenwangde！”talenglengdekanlewoyiyan，

neiyiyanwojuedetaxiangjilewodeshifu，keshineizhongganjueshaozongjishi。huayujianxiaosuyijingtuolezijidewaiyi，

diudaolewodehuaili，wobaozhewaiyi，daliangleyifansizhou，buzhidaonaliquhuanzheiyishendeyifu。shizai，

meiyoubanfa，wozhidezoudaoshujiahoutou，qujiangyifuhuanhao，kexiaosudeyifushizhongtaidale，

chuanzaiwodeshenshangbuchenggeyangzi，wodexiangjianhebanxiongkoudou**zailewaimian。wosiliangzhezheiyangyehao，

wolaizheilibujiushigouyintadema？yexuwoshidiyicizheibanluochuxianzainanrenmianqian，

woniuniunieniedelaidaoxiaosushenbian。“wangshang，hecha。”woxiaoxindefengleyibeicha，daqiyebuganchuanyige，

zhenpatachilewo，youpatabuchiwo。“ng，”tamenhengyisheng，jiangwodijitadechayikouyinjin，

muguangzhuoredekanzhewo，woquebuzhidaokanxianghefang，hueryouxiangqizuoyedeta，dunganlianshangtangdeparen。

“meirenjingranzheibanduorensuoyipo。”woqiaojianxiaosudehoulongjiciyankoushui，wozhidaozheiyiweizheshenme。

tayongshougouzhewodexiaba，bizhewozhengshizheta。“qiehaiyougenghaodedeni。”woshenxiyikouqi，

wojiangtagouzhewoxiabadeshou，chedaowodeyaoshang，woyigezhuanshenzuozailetadetuishang。“wang，

jinhouyidingyaochongqieaiqiee。”womeizhesangyin，shouzhicongtadechunmanmanxiahuadaotadehoujiechu。“benwang，

buyaojinhouchongni，benwangyaozheishizheike，ririyeyedouyaochongni。”keyikandechulai，

xiaosubeiwoliaodeshenhundiandao。tapobujidaide。。。。。。“wangshang，wanghouniangniangqiujian！

”dianwaitoudetaijianturangaoshengxunwendao。“bujian！”xiaosucongwoshenshangtaiqitoulai，chuanzhecuqihuidao。

“niangniangshuo，ninbujiantajiubuzou！”“rangtadengzhe！”takanzhewodelian，turanjiuyoulenuqi。。。。

tadedebulianxi。。。。。。tazhongyuchibaolehezule，qileshenchuanhaoleyifu，jiaowobangtazhenglilefaguan，

caixiangmenneibianshuo，“chuanwanghou。”dedaoxiaosudexukehou，dianmenbeidakai，yigenvrenzoulejinlai，

tachuandeqingxindanya，congpaitoushangdaobuxianggewanghou，daoxianggerengzaiguigelide**。“wangshang，

chenqieyouyishixiangqiu。”wanghoulengmodesaoleyiyanzhanzaixiaosushenhoudewo，zhuaneryoukanxiangxiaosuhouguizailedishang。

“shuo。”xiaosuyounaqianshangdeceziqukan，haosizhidaotayaoshuoxieshenme。

“wangshangshibushiyaojiangyuwenjiangjunxialeyu，burihaiyaoliufang？”“bucuo，yuwenjitanwushouhui，maimaiguanzhi，

zaijiashangqiangminnvzheiyitiao，benwangzenmedingzheigexingfazenmezheyesuanqingde。”“yuwenjiangjunshibeiyuanwangde！

”“songjiaojiao，nibietaiguofen，nizenmezhedoushiwodeqi，daoxianzainihaixiangzheta。

”xiaosuruyizhenfengbanlaidaosongjiaojiaomianqian，yizhishouqiazhuletadebozishuodehendu。

“suoyiwangshangchengrenzheishiyujiazhizuilema？woyuanbenshiwangshangdeqima？

shiwangshanglianqiangdaiduodebawoladaogonglidebushi？woyuanbenweilaidefujunshiyuwenjibushi？

”songjiaojiaojueqiangdekanzhexiaosu，shuozheshuozheyanjiaoleiruquanyong，

zheiyangdetawokanzhedouyoujifenxintenggenghekuangshixiaosuni。“shiyujiazhizuiyouruhe，shiqiangtarenzhiqiyouruhe，

wogaosunisongjiaojiao，yuwenjifapeiqian，nibuxutachuweiyanggongbanbu。”xiaosuqiazhesongjiaojiaodeshousonglekai，

deleziyoudesongjiaojiaodiezuozaidishang，yaoyaqiechidekanzhexiaosu。xiaosugaishixintengle，

tajiangdishangdesongjiaojiaobaoleqilai，chuleyushufang，danwohaosikanjian，songjiaojiaosisideyaozhulexiaosudegebo，

zhizhiyaodemeileliqi。zineiriwozaiyushufangjianguoxiaosuhou，

wanghoujiangyigeyueyouyuderiziwodouweicengzaijianguota，meiyoutaderiziwodaoshiguodexiaoyaoyouzizai。

zaiwojihudouwanglexiaosuzhangshenmeyangzishi，yijianshiruqingtianpilibanxiangwoxilai。wohaosixujiuweilaiguokuishui，

woqinglaiyiguanzheiyibamai，guozhenjiushihuaileshenyun，wozaiyipianhexishengzhongkuxiao，buzhishixishiyou。

shifuyeweicenglaizhaoguowo，woyibuzhidaogaizenmeban。“huanhuan，niyoulewomendehaizi？

”xiayexiaosuhaishilaizhaolewo，tajiangwocongyizishangbaoqilai，gaoxingdezhuanquanquan。“qiehaoyun。

”wobenlaishenzijiubutaishuangkuai，beitabaozhezheiyangyizhuanquan，woweilidunshifangunqilai，

wolianmangpaitadejianrangtatingxia。“shiwohutule，shiwohutule。”tatinglexialai，jiangwofangkai，

tadeshenshanghaosidiaoxialegecezi，wofushenqujian，ganghaokanjianneicezishangyouwodemingzi，

dangranhaiyouworendedeyixiexizuodemingzi，woxinzhongdahai，nandaowozheijiubaolushenfenle？“wangdedongxishouhao。

”wojiangshoulidedongxidijixiaosu，wodeshenshangyijingjingchuleyishenlenghan，woshenzhizenmesideyijingxianghaole。

“huanhuan，nizhidaoma？woyuwanghouchenghundaoxianzaiwomenbingweiyuanguofang，shinijiangwolarunidehuaizhong，

bubuchengyin。”tahuerjiangtawenredeshouwozhuwobinglengdeshou，lingyizhishoujiangneimingcesaijinyixiuzhong。

womihule，tajiyizhidaowodeshenfen，haishuochuzheibanshenqingdehualai，tazheishixiangyaoganma？

shixiangyinchuwoshenhoudeheishouma？“qiediyigeyouyunkongpabuhao。”wodixiatou，wozhidaochaotangzhizheng，

xianglaishinisiwowangde，rujinwoyouyundexiaoxiyisankai，wokongpayezhishigetisiguibale。“huanhuan，

niweihezongshizheiyanglenglengde，benwangbulaizhaoni，niyebulaizhaobenwang？”tagouqiwodexiaba，tameimuhanqing，

youjifenzhenjifenjiawobuzhidao。shifucengshuoguo，ruruozhongqingdufeisijishang，wozheitiaoxiaomingwoguqiehaixiangliuzhe。

“wangshang，qieshenhuaiyouyunfadehen，ninkannengbunengjiqietenggeweizhi？

”wojuedewobunengzaitingtashuozheixieluanqibazaodela，tayaoshigongpowodexin，neikezenmebanni。“haodehen，

yiqinghuannishidiyigeganbenwangzoudenvren，neibenwangjiuchengquannile。”xiaosunule，