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第一十三章寿宴当天
tanzhunanyizhixindedakaishouzhongdemaoliao。
yuanbenbubeisuoyourenkanhaodeshiliaozhendekaizhangle!
yituanhuluxingzhuangdefeicuiyinzangqizhong,shuizhong,toududoushuyushangcheng!
suiranbiaopiyoubushaodeliewen。
dan,doumeiyouyingxiangdaofeicuidezhidi!
jiulianzhangjudejiaomojiyeganghaocabianerguo,meiyoushangjisihao!
tanzhuyouxienanyizhixin,zijidemaoliaodoushijingguocengcengshaixuan,ranhoushengxiadebianjiaoliao。
andaolilaishuoshibukenengkaichulaizheizhongpinxiangdefeicui!
dan,zheiyitiaolouwangzhiyuhaizhendebeiyetianzheigexinrenjipengshangle!
摊主肠子都悔青了!
danshimaichuqudeshitoupochuqudeshui!
tazhinengrenzai,bafeicuijiyetian,yaoburanzijiyihoujiubiexiangzaijiangdongshihunle!
yuanbenxiangyaokanrenaoderenmen,yedoulengzhule!
neiyimocuilvjiuxiangshidazuibaziyiyang,batamendelianshandezhanghong!
tangwenjunjingdaile,yetiandiyicidushijingranjiuzhijiekaichulaiyikuaimanlvbolizhong!zheishihedengdeyunqi!
tangwenjunyibalouzhuyetian,xingfendao:“yetian,zanmenfacaile!”
suiranfeicuixiaoleyidian,danshizheipinxiangzenmeyezhigeshijierwan!
yetianpingdandeyouxiechuqi,bijingtazaojiuzhidaokaichulaishishenmejieguo。
yetianjieguomaoliao,duanxiangleyizhen,dao:“kanzhexingzhuangyinggainengdiaogehuluchulai,yuyifulushuangquan,songjilaorenjiadangliwuyeshihenbucuode!”
yipangyourenhedao:“yikoujiashiwan!woyaole!”
“zheimehaodeliaozishiwannidouxiangnazou,fengqiuleba!wochushiliuwan!”
“二十万!”
yetianpieleyiyan,yuanlaishijigedundiandefeicuifanzimenzhengqiangleqilai。
youyuyuanchandikongzhi,xiangyaokaichufeicuikeyishuoshishaozhiyoushao,suoyifeicuijiageyilubiaosheng!
zheixiefanzimenzhiyongjiangkaichulaideliaozishouhuiqu,zaishaozuojiagong,jiunengmaigebucuodejiaqian。
yishengshengjiajia,handetangwenjunxintouzhiyangyang。
“yetian,yaobuzanbazheishitoumaileba!ershiwanni,daoshihouzanmenyeliangyirenyiban!”
yetianpieletangwenjunyiyan,tazaojiuzhidaotangwenjunhuishuozheiyangdehua,suoyibianzhijieduanletadenianxiang。
“ba,zheifeicuihulukeshijinainaibashidashoudeheli,jiuzheipinxiang,shaozuojiagong,bieshuoshiershiwanle,jiusuanshierbaiwandouyourenqiangzheyao!”
“yaoshinazheigesongjinainai,shuobudinglaotaitaiyeduizanmenjiagaokanliangyan!”
tangwenjunyizhuomo,yetianshuodeyoudaoli。
zijizheigexiaoerzizaitangjiahundeshizaishitaichale,shenzhidoudaoyaobeizhuchutangjiadedibu!
yaoshishouyanshangzaichudianyaoezi,zijikendingyaobeilaotaitaizhijiehongchutangjia!
翌日。
tangjiabieshuzhangdengjiecai,xiqiyingying。
yuanzishangtiemanledahongsede“shou”zi,yuanziliquanshilaijitanglaotaitaizhushoudehoubei。
yetianyijiarenzoujinbieshu,tangjiaqinqijihuyijingquanbudaoqi,yanketingrenaofeifan。
tanglaotaitaishenchuanhongmagua,zuozaizhuzhuoshang,hongguangmanmian,xixiaoyankai!
“yo!zheibushiwenjunyijiama?jintianlaotaitaiguoshengri,nimenhaiyoulianlaia?”
zhongrenshunzheshengyinwangqu,zhijiantangwenlongyilianxixuedekanzheyetianyijia。
“laizheimewan,gaibuhuishijilaotaitaizhunbeishenmehelileba?zezeze!taiyangzheishidaxibianchulaile!”
tanglaotaitaikandaoyetianyijiashi,lianseshunjianyinchenlexialai。
tangwenlongkanzheyetian,jifengdao:“yetian,nishoushangnade,gaibuhuishijilaotaitaideheliba?”
zhijianyetianshoushanglinleyigehongsedesuliaodai,limianzhuangdedongxibeijiubaozhibaozhe,yikanjiushibuzhiqianwanyi!
yetianpieletangwenlongyiyan,dandandao:“shia,zheishijinainaideheli。”
tangwenlongchixiaodao:“yetian,nixiaoziyoumeiyouzhangnaozi?laotaitaibashidashou,nijiunageditanhuolaihunongtalaorenjia?nishibushijuedelaotaitailaoyanhunhuale,fenbianbuchuhaohuai?wokannishilaiguyiexinlaotaitaideba!”
yuanbenhongguangmanmiandetanglaotaitai。
lianshunjianlalexialai,yilianbugaoxingdemoyang。
tangwenlongzoudaoyanketingdelizhuopangbian,shangmianbaimanlegeshigeyangdeguizhonglipin,doushitangjiahoubeisonglaijilaotaitaizhushoude,dancongbaozhuanglaikan,yetiansongdejiuxiangshiconglajiduigangjianchulaidefeipin,yagenjiubupeishanglizhuo!
tangwenlongconglizhuoshangnaqiyizhiyuchanfangzaishouxin,deyidao:“kankanwojilaotaitaisongdeshenme!jipinyangzhiyuchanyizhi!zheikeshiwogangcongkunlunshanshangqiulaide!”
yizhijingyingtitoudeyuchan,chengxianzaizhongrenyanqian。
zaiyangguangdezhaoshexia,zheizhiyuchanyouruningzhi,baidezhihuangyanjing!
zhongrenbujinfachuyizhenjinghu:“**!zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdingjideyangzhiyu!zheikeshijipinzhongdejipina!”
tangwenlongdeyidewangzheyetian:“zheizhiyuchankeshihandaiwanghoujiangxiangdepeishi,yuyiyaochanwanguan,shenggaoqingyuan!zheikeshidiweidexiangzheng,bushisheixiangdaijiunengdaide!ma,zheizhiyuchandaizaininshenshang,baoninkaiyungaishi,fengxionghuaji!”
tangwenlongshuangshoupengzheyuchan,dijiletanglaotaitai。
tanglaotaitaiyiyanjiukanchuzheizhiyuchanpinxiangbuyiban,dunshixixiaoyankai,zuizhongniantaozhe:“haohaohao!haishiwomenjiawenlongzuixiaoshunna!”
yetianlengxiaoyisheng:“he,wohaiyiweininengsongchudianshenmebaobeidongxini!hezhejiusongzheimegesirenyongdedongxijilaorenjia,daxiongzhiwu!wokannishibabudetazaodianqusiba!”
“死人用的东西?”
zhongrenmanshiyihuodekanzheyetian。
jiulianzhengzhunbeipeidaiyuchandetanglaotaitaiyelengzhule。
yuanbenhuarandehuichang,cishibiandeyipianjijing。
tangwenlongchongzheyetianhedao:“xiaotuzaizi!nitamazaizheizhousheini!wozheiyuchankeshirangdedaogaosengqinzikaiguang,yongjingsongfobashibatian,jueduidedajizhiwu!nizaizaizheihushuobadao,nixinbuxinwosilannidechouzui!”
yetianweiweiyixiao,dandandao:“zhenbuzhidaoshiniwuzhi,haishiguyiweizhi!yupeizheizhongdongxiniyegansuibianluansong?ninandaobuzhidaobushishenmeyudounengpeidaidema?”
tangwenlongbaonu,chongyetianhoudao:“yetian!nishaotamazaizheizhuangshennongguide!wokannijiushimaibuqizheimehaodedongxi,guyizhengzheiyitaoniuguisheshenlaiexinlaotaitai!”
yetianchenshengdao:“ruguonibuxiangxinwoshuodehua,nibazheizhiyuchanfangjinreshuilipaoyihui,nijiuzhidaole!”
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