touwuhuaweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandexuanhuankehuanxiaoshuo《tianshengliuyan，zhengyanchengletianmingqiangzhe！》，zhujiaowutiaowuwutiaozedegushichongmanlexuanyiheshenmi。gushizhongdeqiyuhetiaozhanrangduzheyubabuneng，meiyiyedouchongmanlejingxihemituan。suirannianjishangxiao，danwutiaowuqueyijingxianluchufangdangbujiqielansandewanliexingge。haozaiqixiongzhangwutiaozedaxiaobianchengshuwenzhong，zidongshiqibian……。
douyinpingtai，lianggedazhubozhengzaipk。
kanzheduimiandeyujiangjun，chengzexiaoxixidishenchushuangshoukaishijieyin，bingduiqishuangqinzhankailimaowenhou。
xiaoshouyizhi，rapkaishi。
xiaozuiyizhang，niaoyuhuaxiang。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，chengzedezhibojiandouranyihei。
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，pilipaladedianliushengxiangqi，jinjiezhebianshichongtiandehuoguang。
“擦！煤气没关！”
……
zhoushujieyusanjiazhiyi，wutiaojia。
cike，yiqunjiazuzulaoxinjihuoliaodishouzaichanfangwai，shenzhihenbudeqinzichongjinqujiesheng。
“生了生了！”
turan，jieshengchanpoxingfendihandao。
zulaomentingdaoshengyin，zhengxiankonghoudituimenerru。
ranerchanfangneideqingkuang，querangtamenxindiyiliang。
zhijianlianggezhangdejihuyimoyiyangdeyinger，zhengananjingjingditangzaiqiangbaonei。
双生子！
众人惊愕。
jiuzaizheishi，qizhongyimingyingerhuanhuanzhengkaileshuangmou，yourutiankongbanchunjingdecanglansetongkongchuxianzaizhongrendeshixianzhizhong。
六眼！
chuanshuozhongdecangtianzhitong，wutiaojiajibainiancaihuichuxianyicideteshutizhi，congdanshengkaishibianshiqiangdadedaimingci。
zaikanjianzheishuangyanjinghou，zaichangsuoyourendoubuyouzizhudiluchujidongdeshentai。
houjiyouren！wutiaojiahoujiyourena！
yizhongjiazuchengyuanshuangshouheshi，xiangneiyingertoulaikuangreerqianchengdemuguang。
“这个是弟弟！”
产婆提醒道。
wutiaojiadazhanglaobaoqizheigeyinger，xiaohehedao：“haohaohao！xiaojiahuo，congjinyihou，nijiujiaowu，wutiaowu！”
“dazhanglao，neizheige……”
yourenzhizheshangzaiqiangbaozhongdelingyigeyinger，yejiushishuangshengzizhongdegege。
大长老脸色一冷。
shuangshengzi，zaizhoushujienaishixiongzhaodexiangzheng。
mingyundeshuangzi，suiranxianghuduli，queyouxianghulianxixianghuyingxiang。
zuichangjiandejixiangshi，shenweishuangshengzideyifangzaimuqintineishi，jiuhuijianglingyifangdeqianlitianfutunshidaijin。
zuizhongyigechengweitianshengdeqiangzhe，lingyigezechengweimeiyouzhoulideputongren。
ruguoshiqitajiating，putongrendaoyemeishenme。
danzheilikeshiyusanjiazhiyidewutiaojia！
zaizheili，meiyouzhoulideputongrenjiushibushoudaijiandefeiwu！
“wushiwomenwutiaojiadexiwang，tajuebunengbeiyijiefeiwuchezhou！”
dazhanglaoyuqisenranlenglie，yisiyijingbuyaneryu。
有长老不忍。
“jiangtazhuchuwutiaojiabianshi，hebixiashashou？tahaizhishigehaizia！”
dazhanglaolenghengdao：“hutu！womenwutiaojiayijingsibainianmeichuxianliuyanle，xianzaihaoburongyichuxianyige，qinengrangqiluanshengxiongdichengweitaderuodian！”
“wodengshenweijiazuzulao，juebukeyoufurenzhiren！”
“weilejiazu，cizibisi，guaibudewomen！”
erzhanglaowenyancongxiukoubachubishou，huanhuanzoujinshuangshengzizhongdegege。
jiuzaibishoujijiangluoxiazhiji，zheigeyingerzhongyuzhengkaileshuangyan。
“卧槽！！！”
chidaodezhanglaohunshenyigeduosuo，dangjijiujiguixiale。
“怎么了？”
zhongrenzhuantoukanqu，xuanjifenfenliansedabian，yigejieyigeguilexiaqu。
zhijianneishuangshengzizhongdegege，zhengkaidemouzizhanfangchucanglanseze，shensuidetongkongtouluzheguaoyusenyan。
一如五条悟！
又是六眼！
dazhanglaoliangtuiyiruan，tagangcaijingranchadianjiuxialingchusiyiweiliuyan！
touhunnaozhang，yunyunhuhu。
dazhanglaohuanghujianfangfokanjianletainaiheyizhongzuzongxianbei，niezheshabaodadequantoudengzhetazheigebuxiaozisun。
bidazhanglaohaijinzhangdeshierzhanglao。
yixiangdaogangcaizijishoulidebishou，lizheiweiliuyanzhizidehoulongzhichafenhao。
他就感觉浑身发抖。
chadianjiuchengwutiaojiadeqianguzuirenle！
“liangmingliuyanzhizi，zhei……”
众族老有些傻眼。
mianmianxiangquliangjiu，dazhanglaohahadaxiao。
“哈哈哈哈哈……”
“zheiyidingshishangtianchuiqingwowutiaojia，suoyipoliweiwowutiaojiasonglailiangweitianzhijiaozi！”
“guoranshenmeshuangshengzishixiongzhaodexiangzheng，doushixienandengdayazhitangdefengjianmixin！”
dazhanglaoquanranwangjigangcaizijishuodehua，yibajiangyingerbaoqi。
“liangshuangliuyan，zheishishangtiandeenze，niyihoujiujiaoze，wutiaoze！”
wutiaozedeshuangmouhaoqidikanzhedazhanglao。
turanshenshouhenhenjiuleyibaduifangdehuzi，tengdeduifangziyaliezuiyoubuhaofazuo。
jianzhuangwutiaozeluchuyisibuyichajuededechengxiaorong。
【silaotou，rangnixialingchusiwo，wohaonihuzi，haosini！】
meicuo，wutiaoze，zhengshizhiboloudianyinfameiqibaozha，linghefanchuanyueerlaidechengze。
【meixiangdaowojingranchuanyuedaozhoushuhuizhandeshijie，haichenglewutiaowudeshuangbaotaigege】
【oudoudoushiyuanzhuzhongdezhanlitianhuabanzhiyi，woyalihendaa】
【buguowojingranyeyouliuyan，tianfusihuyehewutiaowuxiangchawuji，zheidaoshihainengjieshou】
buguoyixiangdaohoumiandejuqing，wutiaozejiuyinyingandaoyouxiedanteng。
xianshijuansuolaoyinbijiezhuxiayoujiedequtiyinlewutiaowuyiba，jiangqifengyinjinyumenjiang。
houlaiyouhesunuokaizhan，benlaiquanchengdoushiwutiaowuyazhisunuo，dadetagaohan“moxuluodarenjiuwo”。
jieguoduifanglengbudingdeyiji“ciyuanzhan”jiangwutiaowuyaozhan。
liangeshifaqianyaodoumeiyou！
就很扯淡！
miliuzhijiwutiaowuhaipaoqilezoumadeng，gantan“duibuqisunuodaren，meinengrangnishichuquanli”。
zongeryanzhi，jingciyizhan，buguanshiwutiaowuhaishisunuo，shuangfangnei“tianshangtianxiaweiwoduzun”debigexiangjibengsui，chenglemingfuqishidexiaochou。
dangran，zhenzhengxiaochoudejibushisunuo，yebushiwutiaowu，gengbushimougeqiangzhuangdelurennanzhu。
ershiweilekanzhoushuhuizhanmanhuaerfufeidetabenren！
“jiejianxiaxiajiushigehuamanhuade，tadonggechuizidezhoushuhuizhan！”
wutiaozeneixinfengkuangtucao，tongshikanxiangyipangdewutiaowu。
fangfoshixinyousuogan，wutiaowuyezhuantoukanxiangleta。
liangshuangliuyanduishi，yiguqiyideganjueyongshangliangxiongdixintou，jiuxiangshixinyoulingxi。
“zheijiushishuangshengzidechuanshuo，huxiangjiaozhidemingyun？”
wutiaozeduishangwutiaowuzheigebianyididihaoqidemuguang，neixinweiweiyitan。
“ai！woyuchundeoudoudouyo！”
“nipashibuzhidao，zijiyihouhuijingliduocaodanderenshengba！”
“buguobuyongdanxin，jiranshenweinideounijiang，neiwojiuhuifuqizeren，bangzhunibimianbeiyaozhandemingyunde！”
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