renqijiazuo《tishennanyou,shiyihoubeisiduitouchongshangtian》,jinlaishoudaolefeichangduodeduzhemenzhichi,zhuyaorenwufenbieshiyuyingyingjianghe,shiyoudashenzuozheqingqingyuemeijingxinbianxiewanchengde,xiaoshuowuguanggaobanbenneirongjianshu:jiuzheimehushita,tabuyaomianzidema?jiangchengyucouguolai,yadishengyindao:“**,yaobuyaozanmaigejinpailianaizhidaofuwu?woqinceyouxiao,zhuidaoguosangemeizi……
huayichukou,jianghejiuhouhuile。
tashijianjindehen,chuangyeburongyi,zhiqiandedanzijiurangtaaolejigetongxiao,aodetarendoukuaimeile。
yaobangyuyingyingshulizhishidian,kendingyaozhanyongbushaoshijian。
dantabuqingyuanguibuqingyuan,yuyingyingyanzhongmanshizhiyi,zheijiukandetahenbushuangle:“jiushiwo!wozenmele,nineishishenmeyanshen?”
yuyingyingzhalezhaxingmou,chengkenwendao:“nichengjihaoma?”
jiangheheleyisheng,xiabaweitai:“dayidaoxianzaiqimokaosanci,yicinidiyi,yiciwodiyi,yicibingliediyi,nishuoni?”
虞莺莺:“……”
tacishishenkemingbaile,shenmejiaorenbukemaoxiang。
zheiweijianghetongxuekanqilai,mingmingjiushishencaigaoda,jiroufada,tounaojiandan,piqixiaozhang,yiyanbuhejiuchaojiahuodongshoudeleixingbushima?
xianzaigentashuo,tadetounaoheshengaoyiyangyouxiu?
yuyingyingzhizheshushangdeyigezhishidian,huaiyidao:“nigenwoshuoshuozheige?”
“he!kaowoni?”jianghebuxieyixiao,congtabidaizhongchouchuyigenbi,deyidao,“jintianbabajiurangnijianshijianshishenmejiaoyanzhihezhishangbingcun,rangnikaikaiyanjie!”
虞莺莺:“……”
冒犯了。
tazhiqiangenbenmeikaolvguotadeyanzhi。
……
日光西斜。
liangrenzaikafeitingxiangduierzuo,congsidianbudaokaishixuexi,yizhixuedaoliudian。
虞莺莺收获很大。
tayesuanshichengrenle,jianghedenaozidequebucuo。
tahetadejietisiluyouhenduobutong,jiusuanshiyigetahenshuxidezhishidian,tadesiluyehuidaijitahenduolinggan,rangtayouzhong“wa,hainengzheiyang”dejingxi。
chenjinzaixuexizhong,yuyingyingbuzhipijuan,zhidaoyourenduzi“gugu”yisheng,dapoleanjingdexuexifenwei。
yuyingyingxianshiroulerouzijideduzi,bushihene,huixianggangcai“gugu”shengchuanlaidefangxiang,tayoukanxiangzuozaizijiduimiandejianghe。
jianghelianseyouxiebuzizai:“wozhongwudaleneimejiudeqiu,duziebushihenzhengchangma?meijianguoyouqianrenduzie?”
yuyingyingminleminchun,ditourenzhe。
renlerenmeirenzhu,tayaochunxiaochusheng:“dequemeijianguo。”
jiangheweixiedisaotayiyan,babiyidiu:“xingle,biekanshule。douzheishihoule,nongdiandongxichi。”
tiansebuzaole,kafeitinglimeikaideng,youdianhunan。
“ng。”yuyingyingyibianshoushizhuoshangdezhibi,yibianwenta,“chishenme?chifanwoqingniba。”
“nideleba,jiunineidianqian,liuzhezijikenmantouhaole。”jianghedao,“chifanwoqing,yebiekoukousuosuojiwoshengqian,woyaolian。”
yuyingyingxianglexiang:“neitingnide。”
“ng。”jianghemanyidiantou。
liangrenyiqianyihouwangwaizou,zouchukafeitingdeshihou,jianghedanshoubazhechenzhongdebolimen,zhanzaimenkoudengyuyingyingxianguo。
dankanzheyuyingyinganjingzoulaidemoyang,taturanxiangqitazhiqianzhizhetadejiao,rangta“jieshiyixia”deyangzi,momingdexinlijiuyouxieyangyangde。
想使坏。
jiaobuyiyi,jianghelanzaiyuyingyingshenqian,jiazhuangbuyudiwendao:“wei,jinibuleyixiawudeke,nishenmebiaoshidoumeiyou?”
要什么表示?
yuyingyingnaoziyizhuan,dongle,suanlesuanzijidexiaojinkudao:“meiwenti。buguowoqingkedehua,chishenmenidetingwode,xiaofeishuipingbuhuigao。”
tashibuhuidazhonglianchongpangzide。
“sheishuoyaoniqingke?”jiangheqinghengyisheng,“woyaobiedebiaoshi。”
别的表示?
yuyingyingbumingbaile,yangtoukanxiangdangzhutadejianghe,dengtamingshi。
jianghechunjiaogouqiyisihuaihuaidexiaoyi,huiwangzheta。
yeshizheishihou,yuyingyingcaifaxianliangrendejulijindeguofen。
tazhanzaikafeidianmenkou,jiangheyizhishouchengzheyishanmenchuimoukanzheta,zaiwangqianbanbu,jiunengzhijiejiangtabaojinhuaili。
tajingjuedihoutuiyibu,shouyebuzijuedichelecheshubaobeidai,shubaolizhuangzhefanglangpenwu,lajiaoshui,shuaigundengdengfangshengongju……
takeyixuanyigejijiangheyongshang,yekeyidoujitayongshang。
“接吻不可能!”
“叫我一声哥。”
liangrenjihutongshikaikou,shuowanyoutongshichenmo。
haojimiao,jianghepenxiaochusheng,lebukezhi。
“ni……niyoubinga?”yuyingyingganjingpiaoliangdexingmoudengletayiyan,meihaoqidizhuangkaita,kuaibuchaowaizouqu。
jianghemaizhedazhangtui,youyouxianxiangenzaitashenhou,daizhemanliandexiaoyixianxianwendao:“wei,yuyingying,nibuhuishihaixiuleba?”
yuyingyingananyaoleyaoya,budalita。
jiangheshengyinjianjiande,kaishihushuobadao:“nishuonizenmehuishi,zhiqianyoubushimeigenwojieguowen,zenmeturanjiubuhaoyisile,shiyinweishiyibujidewolema?”
“qishiwozheigerenba,zhongsuozhouzhi,bujinxinsihenchunjie,yefeichangfeichangdeshanliang。”
“woba,haishihenyuanyijinishijiandiaozhengzijide,genbenmeiwangjiewenneifangmianxiang。wozhishixiangrangnijiaoshengge,rangwoganshouyixiabeizunzhongeryi,meixiangdaoniziji……”
“……”yuyingyingmengdizhuanshen,renwukerendaduantadehua,“ge!xianzaikeyibizuilema?”
“keyi,hahahaha!”jiangheyidianmeirenzhe,zairenlairenwangdejietoudaxiaochusheng。
yuyingyingzhenxiangtitayijiao。
takuaisuzhuanshen,jiazhuangzijiburenshita。
yibianzaixinlimonian“sharenfanfa”desizizhenyan,yibianzaicihuaiyizijidangchushibushinaozibuqingxing,jingrangenjianghelianai。
并,并且……
tazhiqianzhendegenjiangheneimeqinmiguoma?
jiuzaiyuyingyinghuaiyirenshengdeshihou,genzaitashenhoudejiangheyouyouditanlekouqi,shengyinshiluodao:“qishinizhiqianyizhijiaowoge,xinqinghaodeshihouhaijiaoguowoqinaide,kexianzainishenmedoubujidele……”
虞莺莺“……?”
toupifama,rumangzaibei。
jiuzaitatoutengsikaozhe,yaobuyaozhijieshuofenshouyilebailedeshihou,jiangheyouhanzhuta。
“yuyingying,wozhidaonishiyile,yishijianjieshoubulewo,danniduiwozheimelengdanyemeidaoliba!zheiyang……nizaijiaowoyishengge,wolugeshipinbaocunyixia,yihouxiangnideshihouwojiudakaishipintingting,nijuedezenmeyang?”
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