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**diyizhangchiruderenming**“linmo，gongxizhangyanga，yihoutajiushinilingdaole！

”tongshixiaolidegebozhouzhuanglewoyixia，shengyinlidaizhejifenxingzailehuodekanxiyiwei。woshoulideshubiaoyihua，

pingmushangjingxinhuizhilebangeyuede“qilin”xiangmujiagoutushunjianduoleyidaociyandewaixian。

wodexinzangyexiangshibeizheidaowaixianhenhenhuaguo，yizhenjianruidechoutong。wotaiqitou，

muguangyueguobangongshiliyigegegezijian，jingzhundiluozailezhengbeirenquncuyongzhedezhangyangshenshang。

tachuanzheyishenzhanxindegaodingxizhuang，toufashudeyouguangzengliang，manmianchunfengdijieshouzhesuoyourendegongweihezhuhe。

womenbumendezongjianwangzongzhengqinredipaizhetadejianbang，

lianshangdexiaorongbitajizijiqinerziguomanyueshihaiyaocanlan。“zhangyanga，nianqingyouwei！

‘qilin’zheigexiangmunizuodefeichangchuse，zheicidejinshengshiniyingdede！yihouyaojixudailingtuandui，

zaichuangjiaji！”zhangyangguzuoqianxudigonglegongshen，jingpianhoudeyanjingqueshanshuozhezangbuzhudedeyiheqingmie，

tademuguangzairenqunzhongsaoleyiquan，zuihouluozaiwoshenshang，zuijiaogouqiyimoruoyouruowudechaofeng。neiyike，

woganjueyiguxuezhichongtouding，zhijiashenshendiqiajinlezhangxin。qilinxiangmu。neigewoaolesangeyuetongxiao，

helebuxiawubaibeisurongkafei，haojinxinxuecaicongyiduiluanmazhonglichulaidehexinfangan。

neigewoweilegongkeyigejishunandian，lianxuyigexingqichishuidouzaigongsi，liannvpengyoushengridoucuoguoledexiangmu。

neigezaizuizhonghuibaoqian，beizhangyangyi“bangniyouhuayixiappt”weijiekounazou，

ranhoujiuchengleta“dulilingdao，lipaizhongyi”deweidagongjidexiangmu。xianzai，zheigexiangmudehuihuangchengguo，

chengletajinshengweibumenjinglidedianjiaoshi。erwo，zheigexiangmuzhenzhengdedizaozhe，quechengletashouxiadeyigebing，

yigelianxingmingdoubupeibeiwangzongtiqidexiaozu。

zhouweidekongqilichongmanlexuweidezhuhesheng、lianjiadexiaoshenghenongyudexiangshuiwei，

hunhechengyizhongrangwojiyuzuooudeqiti。“linmo，fashenmedaini？kuaiqujixinlingdaodaogexia。

”xiaoliyoutuilewoyixia，takanrenaobuxianshida。woshenxiyikouqi，yaxiahoulongkoudexingtian。daoxi？

wohuanhuandisongkaijinwodequantou，zhangxinliuxialesigeshenhongdeyueyayin。woxiaole。haoa，dangranyaodaoxi。

budanyaodaoxi，wohaiyaojitasongshangyifenyongshengnanwangdedali。womeiyouzouxiangzhangyang，ershizuozhileshenti，

shouzhizhongxinfanghuilejianpanshang。womeiyouquxiufuneizhangbeihuahuadejiagoutu，ershidakailewodesirenyouxiang，

zaicaogaoxiangli，yifengjingjingtangleyinianduodeyoujian，zhengshanshuozheyoulengdeguang。youjiandebiaotishi：“gemen，

zhengshugaodingle，‘kelaidengdaxue’gongshangguanlishuoshi，jiaoyubuguanwangkecha，wendeyipi！weikuanjieyixia。

”ershoujianren，shiwo。fajianren，shiyigemoshengdeyouxiangdizhi。danzuiguanjiande，shizheifengyoujiandemowei，

daizheyuanshidezhuanfaxinxi——fajianren：zhangyang。yinianqian，zhangyangcuobazheifengxuanyaodeyoujiandangchengxiangmuwenjian，

shouhuazhuanfajilewo。faxianhoutajinghuangshicuo，youshiqingwochifanyoushisongwoyouxipifu，

duzhoufashishuozhishigengemenkaiwanxiao，qiuwoqianwanbaomi。dangshi，wokanzhetaneizhangzhenchengyouhuangkongdelian，xinle。

woyiweitazhishiyishihutu，renzongyoufancuodeshihou。womomodibazheifengyoujiancundang，xuanzeleyiwang。

xianzaixianglai，wodeshanliang，shiduomedekexiao。wokanzhebuyuanchubeizhongxingpengyuedezhangyang，tazhengjuzheshouji，

yiqifengfadizaibumenqunlifaleyigebabaibashibadehongbao。“ganxiegeweixiongdijiemeidezhichi！jinwanqidian，

‘jinxiujiangnan’，woqingke！weiwomendexinkaishi，buzuibugui！”shoujidingdingdongdongxianggebuting，

qunlishunjianbei“xiexiezhangjingli！”“zhangjinglidaqi！”“zhuzhangjinglibubugaosheng！

”debiaoqingbaohechuipengyanmei。wodeshouzhizaishubiaoshangqingqingyidian，xuanzhongleneifengchenshuiyijiudeyoujian。ranhou，

wodiankailegongsineibutongxunlu，guangbiaozai“quanyuan”neigexuanxiangshang，tingzhule。zhangyang，nixiangyougexinkaishi？

haoa。woqinshoujiniyige，bishengnanwangde“xinkaishi”。

**dierzhangbeiqiequderongguang**shijiandaohuisangeyueqian。gongsijuedingqidong“qilin”xiangmu，

zheishiyigezhizaiyouhuagongsihexinyewuliuchengdezhongdazhanlvexiangmu。sheinengnaxiazheigexiangmu，

sheijiujihuyudinglexiayigejinshengminge。dangshibumenlisuoyourendouyueyueyushi，

danxiangmudefuzaxinghenanduranghenduorenwangerquep。wangzongzhaojilehaojicidongyuanhui，doumeirenganzhudongqingying。

shiwo。zaisuoyourendouchenmodeshihou，wozhanlechulai。wobushiweilechufengtou，

ershiyinweiwozhendeweizheigexiangmuzhunbeilehenjiu。zaigongsitichuzheigegainianzhiqian，wojiuliyongyeyushijian，

yanjiuledaliangxingyeanli，binggousileyigechubudekuangjia。wohualezhengzhengyigexingqi，

jiangwodegousixihuachengyifenzhangdawushiyedexiangxifangan，

congxiangmubeijing、jishulujing、fengxianpinggudaoyusuanguihua，wuyibubao。dangwobafanganfangdaowangzongzhuoshangshi，

tajingyadebantianmeishuochuhualai。tazixifanyuelewodefangan，yanshencongzuichudeshenshi，zhujianbianweixinshang，

zuihoushihaobuyanshidezanxu。“linmo，nixiaozi，zhenshishenzangbulua！”wangzongyonglipailepaiwodejianbang，

“hao！zheigexiangmujiujiaojinile！nilaizuoxiangmufuzeren，xuyaoshenmeziyuan，zhijiegenwokaikou！”neiyike，

woganjuezijihunshendexueyedouzairanshao。wofangfoyijingkandaolexiangmuchenggonghou，wozhanzailingjiangtaishang，

jieshousuoyourendezhangshengherenke。weilebugufuzheifenxinren，wojihushibaziji“xianji”jilexiangmu。

wozujianleyigexiaotuandui，woshifuzeren，zhangyangyeshiqizhongyiyuan。zuichu，zhangyangbiaoxiandefeichangjiji。

tameitianzuizaolai，zuiwanzou，duanchadaoshui，dayinwenjian，qiangzhegangezhongzahuo。taduiwodefanganzanbujuekou，

yikouyige“mogeniubi”，bawopengdehengao。“moge，nizheigesilutaishenle，wozenmejiuxiangbudaoni？

”“moge，zheilideshujunengjiwojiangjiangma？woxiangduoxuexixuexi。”xianzaihuixiangqilai，taneibushiqiuzhi，

ershizaiqiequ。xiangmudetuijinbingfeiyifanfengshun。womenyudaoleyigejudadejishupingjing，

zhenggetuanduilianxugongguanliangzhoudouhaowujinzhan，qifenyidufeichangyayi。neiduanshijian，wojihushiyibangongshiweijia。

wobayizhangxingjunchuangbandaolegezijianpangbian，meitianzhishuisansigexiaoshi。zhuoshangduimanlejishuwendangheyansuancaogao，

meiyizhangzhidouxiemanlemimimamadegongshiheluojitu。erzhangyangni？tazongshizaiwozuijiaotoulanedeshihou，

duanzheyibeirekafeichuxian。“moge，bietaileile，shentishigemingdebenqian。”tabakafeifangxia，

ranhou“bujingyi”dipieyiyanwozhuoshangdecaogao，“wa，moge，youyouxinsilule？taiqiangle！”ranhou，

tahuikansiwuyidihewotantaojiju，yongtaneisancunbulanzhishe，qiaomiaodibawolingsande、shangweichengxingdexiangfa，

yidiandiantaochulai。zhongyu，zaiyigelingchensidiandeshenye，dangwowangzhechuangwaichengshidediandiandenghuoshi，

yigejuemiaodejiejuefanganrutongshandianbanjizhonglewodedanao。wojidongdehunshenfadou，

likezaibaibanshangxiexialewanzhengdejishulujing。neiyike，wozhidao，xiangmuchengle！diertianyizao，

woyinweijidupibei，zaixingjunchuangshangduoshuilelianggexiaoshi。dengwoxinglaishi，

quefaxianwangzonghejigegongsigaoguanzhengzhanzaihuiyishili，weizheneikuaibaiban，tingzhezhangyangkangkaijiangdijiangjie。

jiangjiedeneirong，zhengshiwolingchensidiancaixiangchulaidewanzhengfangan。zhangyangshuodemeifeisewu，

fangfotacaishineigecheyeweimian、lingguangyishandetiancai。tashenzhiba**gaoshangyixiebuchengshudebiaoji，

dou“youhua”chengletazijisikaoguochengde“zuozheng”。“wangzong，geweilingdao，zheigenandian，

wozuowansikaolezhengzhengyiye，zhongyuzhaodaoletupokou！”zhangyangzhizhebaiban，shengyinhongliang，“worenwei，

womenyinggaizheiyang……zheiyang……zaizheiyang……”wozhanzaihuiyishimenkou，ruzaoleiji。wodexinxue，

wodelinggan，wohaojinwushugeyewancaihuanlaidechengguo，zaizheiyike，beitaqingeryijudiguanshanglezijidemingzi。

wochongjinquxiangjieshi，danwangzongzhishibailebaishou，duiwoshuo：“linmo，nilaidezhenghao，

kuaitingtingzhangyangdexinsilu！feichanghao！woguoranmeikancuoren！”wangzongkouzhongde“ren”，shizhangyang。congneitianqi，

xiangmufuzerendetouxian，zaidajiaxinzhongjiuqiaoranfashenglezhuanyi。zhangyangkaishidaibiaoxiangmuzu，xianglingdaohuibaojindu。

tahencongming，meicihuibaoqian，douhuixianzhaowo“duigao”，bawodezuixinjinzhanquanbuxishou，

ranhouyongtaneichusedekoucaihejingmeidepptbaozhuangqilai，chengxianjilingdao。erwo，

zechedilunweileyigemuhoudejishugongjuren。wodezuyuansuqing，yigegangbiyebujiudenvhai，kanchuleduanni，

tajiciqiaoqiaoduiwoshuo：“moge，neigefanganmingmingshinixiangchulaide，nizenmebugenwangzongshuoa？

”wonengshuoshenme？woshuoneishiwolingchenxiangchulaide，zhangyangshichaoxiwode？sheihuixin？woyouzhengjuma？zaizhichang，

meiyouguocheng，zhiyoujieguo。lingdaokandaode，shizhangyangyicicijingcaidehuibao，

shitajiejueleyigeyouyige“nanti”。erwo，zhiyouyizhangpibeidelianheyishendekafeiwei。

xiangmuzuizhonghuibaoneitian，zhangyangyi“nijishuhao，danbiaodanenglibuxing，wolaibangni，gonglaohaishinide”weiyou，

nazoulezuizhongdehuibaoquan。wozaitaixia，kanzhetayongzhewozuodeppt，shuozhewoxiehaodejianggao，

jieshouzhesuoyourendezhangshenghezanyang，neiyike，woganjuezijixiangyigetoumingdeyouling。

xiangmuhuodelegongsinianduzuigaojibiedejiangli。jiangjinfaxialai，zhangyangzuowei“xiangmudiyifuzeren”，

nalezuidatou。taxiangzhengxingdifenlewoyixiaobufen，haipaizhewodejianbangshuo：“moge，xinkule！

meiyounidejishuzhichi，woyemeifachenggong。fangxin，wobuhuikuidainide！

”wokanzheyinxingkaliduochudeneidianqian，zhijuedewubifengci。tayongwobaifenzhibaidegonglao，

huanlailetadefeihuangtengda，ranhouyongbaifenzhiwudejiangjin，laigoumaiwodechenmo。wobenyiwei，

zheijianshidaociweizhi。wosuiranxinyoubugan，danyezhinengzirendaomei，xiangzheyihouduoliugexinyan。

danwowanwanmeixiangdao，zheijinjinshigekaishi。“qilin”xiangmudejudachenggong，

rangzhangyangchenglebumenlizuizhishoukeřendehongren。erneikongqueyijiudejingliweizhi，yechengletanangzhongzhiwu。

yushi，jiuyoulejintianzheiyimu。wokanzhepingmushangneifengjingdaifasongdeyoujian，suoyoudequru、buganhefennu，

zaizheiyikedouningjuchenglebinglengdeshayi。zhangyang，nibushixihuannabierendedongxima？ninazoulewodegonglao，

woderongyu，wodejinshengjihui。neimexianzai，lundaowole。woyaonazoude，

shinilaiyishengcundegenji——nidehuangyan，nideweizhuang，nideyiqie。

**disanzhangzhimingdeshiwu**zheifengyoujiandelaili，xianzaixiangqilai，chongmanlexijuxinghefengci。

neishizaiyinianqian，gongsijinxingniandudeyuangongbeijinghecha。hryaoqiusuoyouzhuguanjiyishangdeyuangong，

bixutigongzuigaoxuelidexuexinwangrenzhengbaogao。neishihoudezhangyang，haizhishigeputongzhuguan，danyexinbobo。

tazhengtianba“ziwotisheng”、“zhishifufei”guazaizuibian，

gaosuwomentazhengzaigongduyigemingxiaodezaizhimba。“xuelibujinjinshiyizhangzhi，

tadaibiaodeshiyigerendexuexinengliheshiyegeju。

”tachangchangzaiwufanshiduiwomenzheixie“benkesheng”jinxingjiangweidaji，“dengwonadaoleshuoshixuewei，

wodezhiyeshengyayounengshangyigexintaiigo。”womendangshidouxinyiweizhen，shenzhiyouxiexianmu。

bijingzaijingzhengjiliedezhichang，xueliqueshishiyikuaizhongyaodeqiaomenzhuan。raner，

jiuzaihryaoqiutijiaorenzhengbaogaodeqianjitian，zhangyangbiandeyichangjiaolv。tahaojicizaichashuijiandadianhua，

shengyinyadehendi，danyuqifeichangjizao。“zenmehaimeihao？wozheibiancuidejin！”“qianbushiwenti，

guanjianshiyaokuai！erqieyaojueduibaozhen！”wodangshibingweizaiyi。zhidaoneitianxiawu。

wozhengzaichuliyigejinjidexianshangguzhang，quanshenguanzhu。qiyeweixinturandanchulezhangyangdexiaoxi。

“【wenjian】qilinxiangmuerqiguihua.ppt”“moge，bangwokankanzheigeguihua，titiyijian。

”woxiguanxingdidiankaiwenjian，quefaxianxiazaixialaide，shiyizhangzhengshudetupian。jinsedebiankuang，shenlandedise，

zhengzhongyangshi“xxdaxuegongshangguanlishuoshixueweizhengshu”detangjindazi。

erzhengshushangneigexiaodeyouxiejiangyingdeyicunzhao，zhengshizhangyang。wolengzhule。xxdaxue？

neibushitayizhichuixudemingxiao，ershiyisuowowensuoweiwen，mingzitingqilaijiuhenshanzhaide“daxue”。

wohaimeifanyingguolai，zhangyangdedianhuajiuhuoshaohuoliaodidaleguolai。“moge！moge！wofacuole！nikuaishanle！

qianwanbiekan！”tadeshengyinyinweikonghuangerbianlediao。“shenmedongxi？”wojiazhuanghutu。

“jiushiyige……yigegenpengyoukaiwanxiaodeptu！nikuaishanle！qiunile！”tajihushizaiaiqiu。jinjiezhe，

tayouchehuileneitiaoxiaoxi，ranhouhuosujiwofaleyigeliangbaikuaidehongbao，fuyan：“moge，hecha。

”womeiyoudianneigehongbao。jiuzaiwozhunbeishanchuneizhangtupianshi，wodeyouxiangtishishoudaoleyifengxinyoujian。

fajianrenshizhangyang。wodiankaiyikan，xinzangshunjianloutiaoleyipai。zheishiyifengzhuanfayoujian。yuanshiyoujiandeneirong，

zhengshineijurangwojiyiyouxinde：“gemen，zhengshugaodingle，‘kelaidengdaxue’gongshangguanlishuoshi，

jiaoyubuguanwangkecha，wendeyipi！weikuanjieyixia。”youjiandefujianli，

shitaheneige“gemen”deliaotianjilujietu，yijiyigezhifuweikuandelianjie。erzhangyangzaizhuanfazheifengyoujianshi，

sihushixiangfajizijidexiaohaohuozhemougeqinxin，peishangleyijuxuanyaodehua：“gaoding！yihouwoyeshishuoshile！

hahaha！”dantamangzhongchucuo，guishishenchadizaishoujianrenyilanli，shurulewodeyouxiangdizhi。neiyishunjian，

woquanmingbaile。suoweidemingxiaomba，suoweideziwotisheng，quandoushiyigechetoucheweidehuangyan。tahualeqian，

maileyizhangjiawenping，laifenshizijidelvli。erneigesuoweide“jiaoyubuguanwangkecha”，

woyongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidao，kendingshiyigegaofangdediaoyuwangzhan，zhuanmenyonglaipianhrde。jifenzhonghou，

zhangyangsihuzhongyufaxianlezheigezhimingdeshiwu。taxiangyizhenfengyiyangchongdaowodegongweiqian，lianbaidexiangzhi，

etoushangquanshilenghan。“moge……wo……”tazhangzhezui，queshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehua。wokanzheta，

mianwubiaoqingdiwen：“shenmeshi？”taputongyixia，chadianjiwoguixia，tashuangshouheshi，yadishengyin，

yongqishengaiqiudao：“moge，wocuole，woguimixinqiao！niqianwan……qianwanyaobangwobaomi！

zheishiyaoshitongchuqu，wojiuquanwanle！”takaishijiangshuzijide“kuzhong”，shuozijichushenbuhao，

diyixuelizhishigeputongerben，zaigongsiliyizhihenzibei，weilewangshangpacaichucixiace。tashuodeshengleijuxia，

fangfozijicaishineigebeibugongmingyunqilingdeshouhaizhe。“moger，womenshixiongdia！nibunenghaiwoa！

zhiyaonibangwozheiyici，yihouwozhangyangdanfanyouchutouzhiri，jueduiwangbuleni！

”wokanzhetaneizhangxieman“zhencheng”delian，xinliyizhentanxi。wobushiyigexihuanreshishengfeideren。wojuede，

jiefabieren，bingbunengjizijidailaishenmehaochu，fanerhuishuliyigediren。kuangqie，dangshideta，

duiwobingmeiyoushenmeshizhixingdeweixie。wochenmolehenjiu，zuizhonghuanhuandidianlediantou。“youjianwohuishandiao。

zheijianshi，womeikanjian。”zhangyangrumengdashe，duiwoqianenwanxie，jiuchaketoule。neitianwanshang，

taqingwochiledunjiqifengshengdedacan，xijianbutingdijiwojingjiu，yikouyige“zaishengfumu”。

woqueshishandiaoleshoujianxianglideneifengyoujian。danwomeiyougaosuta，wogongsideyouxiangxitong，

youyige“yishanchuyoujian”zidongbeifensanshitiandegongneng。erwodesirenyouxiang，gengshiyouyongjiucundangdexiguan。

zaitashuochu“yihouwozhangyangdanfanyouchutouzhiri，jueduiwangbuleni”zheijuhuashi，

woxinlishanguoyisimomingdeyugan。yushi，woqiaoqiaodi，jiangneifengzhimingdeyoujian，cong“yishanchu”lihuifu，

ranhouzhuanfadaolewodesirenyouxiang，shezhileyigemingwei“beiwang”debiaoqian，jiangtafengcunleqilai。wodangshixiang，

xiwangyongyuanbuyaoyouyongdaotadeyitian。kewozhongjiushidigulerenxingdetanlanhe**。

tasuoweide“wangbulewo”，jiushiqiangzouwodeyiqie，ranhoubawocaizaijiaoxia。wokanzhediannaopingmu，

neifengyoujianjiuxiangyibayijingchuqiaodelijian，hanguangshanshan。zhangyang，zheishiniqinshoudidaowoshoulidejian。xianzai，

woyaoyongta，cichuannixuweidemianju。**disizhangxinguanshangrensanbahuo**zhangyangdejinshengwanyandingzaizhouwu，

haiyousantian。zheisantian，duiwolaishuo，meiyimiaodoushijianao。zhouyidebumenlihuishang，

zhangyangdiyiciyijinglideshenfen，zuozaileyuanbenshuyuwangzongdeweizhishang。taqingleqingsangzi，

mofangzhewangzongdeyuqi，kaishiletade“shizhengyanshuo”。“gewei，congjintianqi，

womenjiushiyigequanxindetuanduile。”tahuanshiyiquan，muguangzaiwoshenshangtingliulezuzusanmiao，

“guoqudeyixiegongzuofangfa，kenengxuyaodiaozhengyixia。wozheigeren，jiangjiuxiaolv，jiangjiujieguo。

wobuguanniguochengduoxinku，jialeduoshaoban，wozhikannizuihounachulaidedongxi，xingbuxing！”zheifanhua，

mingbaizheshishuojiwotingde。bangongshiliyipianjijing，suoyourendouganjuedaoleqifendebianhua。jiezhe，

takaishiletadediyibahuo——zhongxinfenpeigongzuo。“linmo，”tadianlewodemingzi，yuqiburongzhihui，

“nishoutouneige‘tansuozhe’xiangmudeyuyan，xiantingyixia。”“weishenme？”wozhouqimeitou，

“neigexiangmuwomenyijingyoulechubufangan，xiazhoujiuyaojivpzuohuibaole。”“tansuozhe”xiangmu，

shiwozai“qilin”zhihou，zhudongshenqingdeyouyigechuangxinxiangmu。suiranguimobuda，danjijuqianzhanxing。

zhangyangpixiaoroubuxiaodikanzhewo：“wojuedeneigexiangmu，fangxiangyouwenti，buchengshu。womenxianzaiyaojizhongjingli，

zuoyixiegengrongyichuchengguo，nengranglingdaokanjianwomenbumenjiazhideshiqing。”“shenmeshi？

”“gongsixiabanniandetuanjian，wangzongjiaojiwomenbumenlaiban。”zhangyangbayifenwenjianrengdaowomianqian，

“zheigerenwuhenzhongyao，guanxidaozhenggegongsideyuangongshiqi。nijingyanfengfu，kaolvshiqingzhouquan，zheijianshi，

jiujiaojinilaiquanquanfuzele。”wokanzheneifenguanyutuanjiancehuadewenjian，jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。

rangwoyigegaojijishuzhuanjia，qucehuaduanchadaoshui、dingjiudian、anpaidabachedetuanjianhuodong？

zheishi**luodexiuru！“wobuzuo。”wolenglengdijujue。zhangyangdeliansechenlexialai：“linmo，

zhuyinidetaidu！zheishigongzuoanpai，bushizaigennishangliang！nishibushijuede，wozheigexinjingli，

zhihuibudongnile？”bangongshilisuoyourendoudixialetou，jiazhuangzaimangzijideshi，danerduodoushudejianjiande。

wodingzheta，yiziyijudishuo：“wodegangweizhizeshijishuyanfa，bushixingzhengzhuli。

ruguonijuedetuanjianbi‘tansuozhe’xiangmugengzhongyao，nikeyizijiquzuo。”kongqishunjianninggule。

zhangyangqideliandouzhanghongle，tamengdiyipaizhuozi：“linmo！”jiuzaiwomenjianbanuzhangdeshihou，

suqingturanzhanleqilai，xiaoshengshuo：“zhangjingli，tuanjiandeshiqing……yaobuwobanglingefendanyidianba？

wobijiaoxixin，zuozheixiecehuayetingganxingqude。”tashizaijiwojiewei。

zhangyangdemuguangzaiwohesuqingzhijianzhuanleyiquan，sihujuedezaidiyitianjiugenhexinyuangongnaofanyingxiangbuhao，

tajiepoxialv，lenghengyisheng：“hao，neijiusuqingyecanyujinlai。danshilinmo，nizuoweizhufuzeren，

bixujiwobazheijianshibandepiaopiaoliangliang！yaoshichulerenhechazi，woweinishiwen！

”taba“zhufuzeren”sangeziyaodetebiezhong。womeiyouzaishuohua，xinliqueyijinglengxiaoqilai。haoa，

jirannixihuanwanzheixiebangongshizhengzhidebaxi，neiwojiupeiniwanwan。jiexialaidesantian，zhangyangbianbenjiali。

tashaodedierbahuo，shikaoqin。tayaoqiubumensuoyouyuangong，

meitianzaoshangjiudianbixuzaiqunlifa“woyidaogang”dedakaxinxi，wanshangjiudianyihouxiaban，xuyaogentashenqing，

bingqiexiangxishuomingjiabanliyou。ertaziji，quemeitiancaizhedianlai，

xiawubudaowudianjiujiekou“yaoqugenlingdaohuibaogongzuo”erxiaoshibujian。disanbahuo，shiribao。

tayaoqiuwomenmeigeren，meitianxiabanqian，douyaoxieyifenxiangxidegongzuoribao，jingquedaomeigexiaoshizuoleshenme。

ranhoutahuizaishenye，zaiqunliduimouxierenderibaojinxing“dianping”。erwo，

shineigebei“zhongdianguanzhao”deduixiang。“linmo，nijintianxiawusandiandaowudian，

hualelianggexiaoshiquyanjiutuanjianchangdi，shibushitaijiule？yigechangdixinxi，banxiaoshizugoulejiele。

shijianyaogaoxiaoliyongqilai！”“linmo，nideribaolixie，jintianyouhualeyigesuanfa，jutiyouhualeshenme？

tishengleduoshaoxingneng？weishenmemeiyoulianghuadeshuju？zheizhongmohudemiaoshu，zaiwozheilishibuguoguande！

”tabawozai“qiin”xiangmuzhong，weilezhuiqiujizhierziwoyaoqiuxieguodexiangxiwendangbiaozhun，

rujinbianchengleyigenchoudawodebianzi。bumenlideqifenyuelaiyueyayi。dajiayuanshengzaidao，dangannubuganyan。

suqinghaojicidouyouxinchongchongdizhaowo。“linge，tazheishizaiguyizhenduini。nizaizheiyanggentayingpengying，

huichikuide。”wozhishixiaolexiao，rangtafangxin。chikui？taxianzaipadeyuegao，shuaixialaideshihou，caihuiyuexiang。

zhouwuxiawu，linjinxiaban，zhangyangchunfengmanmiandizaiqunlizaicitixingdajia。“gewei，biewanglejinwandeqinggongyan！

qidianzhong，‘jinxiujiangnan’mudanting！woteyidinglewomengongsifujinzuigaodangdecanting，

dajiajinwanyidingyaowandekaixin！”“shoudao！zhangjinglipofeile！”“yidingzhunshidao！

”qunliyoushiyipianayufengcheng。woguandiaoliaotianchuangkou，diankailewodesirenyouxiang。

neifengyoujiandefasongjiemianyijingzhunbeijiuxu。shoujianrenyilan，heranshi“gongsiquanyuan”deyoujianzu。

zhutishi：“guanyuduixinrenjishubujinglizhangyangxianshengxuelibeijingdegongkaizhiyi”。

woxieleyiduanjianduandedaoyu：“zunjingdegeweilingdao、tongshi：benrenlinmo，

huaizheduigongsichengxinwenhuafuzedetaidu，zaiciduixinrenjishubujinglizhangyangxianshengdeshuoshixuelitichugongkaizhiyi。

cishiguanhugongsiderencaixuanbabiaozhunyuhexinjiazhiguan，kenqinggongsigaocengchecha。xiangguanzhengjuqingjianfujian。

”fujianli，wofanglesanyangdongxi。diyi，shineifengyuanshide“kelaidendaxue”zhengshuyoujianjietu。dier，

是我通过专业渠道，

chadaodeneisuo“kelaidengdaxue”dezhenshibeijing——yigechoumingzhaozhudehaiwai“yejidaxue”，

zhuanmenmaijiawenpingdejigou。disan，shiyifenjiandandeduibiwenjian，liejulezhangyangzai“qiin”xiangmuhuibaozhong，

duochuchuxiandedijijishugainiancuowu，zheixiecuowu，duiyuyigezhenzhengde“gongshangguanlishuoshi”laishuo，

shibukenengfande。wobayiqiedouzhunbeihao，ranhoushezhileyigedingshifasong。

fasongshijian：jinwanqidiansishiwufen。neigeshihou，qinggongyanyinggaizhengjinxingdao**。zhangyangyinggaizhengduanzhejiubei，

jieshouzhesuoyourendezhujiu，xiangshouzhetarenshengdedianfengshike。wojiushiyaozaitazuideyi，zuiwangxingdeshihou，

qinshouweitazheichangshengdadegerenxiu，laxiaranxuedeweimu。**diwuzhangzuihoudeshitan**qucantingdelushang，

suqinghewozuotongyiliangwangyueche。chelikaizhekongdiao，woquejuedeyouxiexiongmen。

suqingkanzhechuangwaifeisuhoutuidejiejing，qingshengshuo：“linge，nijinwan……biehejiu。wopaniheduole，

huigenzhangyangchaoqilai。”wozhuantoukanta，zheigegangbiyeyiniandexiaoguniang，yanjinglimanshiqingchededanyou。

tashibumenlishaoshujige，congtoudaoweidouqingchu“qilin”xiangmuzhenxiangderen。“fangxinba，wobuhuigentachao。

”wodandandishuo。genyigejijiangshenbaimingliederen，youshenmehaochaode？“keshi……”suqingyaoleyaozuichun，

“wozhendejuedehaobugongping。wangzongzenmejiuneimehutuni？zhangyangneizhongzhihuishuazuipizideren，

zenmejiunengdangshangjinglini？”woxiaolexiao：“youshihou，lingdaokandaode，zhishitamenxiangkandaodedongxi。

zhangyanghenhui‘baozhuang’，tabasuoyougonglaodoubaozhuangchenglelingdaoxihuandeyangzi。”“neinidegonglaoni？

jiubaibaibeitaqiangzoulema？”suqingdeyuqilidaizhefenkai，“zheikouqiwozhendeyanbuxiaqu！”“yanbuxiaqu，

jiubuyaoyan。”wodeshengyinhenqing，danmeigezidouxiangtieyiyangzhong。suqinglengzhule，takanzhewo，

sihucongwodeyanshenlidudongleshenme。tazhanglezhangzui，xiangshuoshenme，danzuizhonghaishihuazuoyishengtanxi。“linge，

wotingshuo，zhangyangdejiujiushizonggongsineibianyigeshenmebumendefuzong，guanxitingyingde。ni……nihaishixiaoxindian，

biebazijidajinqule。”jiujiushifuzong？zheidaoshiwodiyicitingshuo。wodexinzangmengdiyichen。