jiangdaoransuqingzhuzuoweizhujiaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《tianshixiafan》，muqianzhengzaidouyinhuoretuiguangzhong，zhimingzuozhe“kuaidixiaoge”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqing，gushineironggenggai：danzheilianggelvshiyemeibanfa，yinweisudingfangtichudezhiyiheqingheli，zaidiaochaqingchuzhiqian，dequebunengzhijiezhixingyizhu，he……
第19章
“jiuni？niyaogenwoyiqizaixiaquyitang！”
jiangdaoranlengxiaoyisheng，zhijiefanleyigedadadebaiyan，linpiaopiaoyikandunshijiujile。
“wozenmele？wohaodaiyeshikaoguzhuanyedegaocaisheng，zheibenjiushiwodezhuanye。jishimeiyounineimelihai，danyejuebushiyibanrennengbide。”
shuozhezheihualinpiaopiaotingzhileyaogan，baxiongfuziyejitingqilai。
jiangdaorandaliangyiyanzheixiaonizi，kanqilaichuleshencaihaodianzhiwai，wanquanmeikanchulaiyoushenmebenshi。
jianjiangdaoranyilianbuxiangxindeyanshen，linpiaopiaoganjinjiangshenshangzhuangbeitongtongdounalechulai。
“nikan，zheishiduogongnengjunyongchan，zheishijinkousantaoxifangdumianju，toudengshideguozaode，shuaidoushuaibuhuaile，erqiefangshuifangchen......”
linpiaopiaoyishunjianbaichubushaodejiahuoshi，danjiangdaoranxianranbuchizheiyitao，zishizhizhonglenglianxiangdai。
“haoba，nibudaiwoneijiusuanle！”
kanzhejiangdaoranmeifanying，linpiaopiaoturanhuayinyizhuanshuodao。
jiangdaoranhenshiyiwai，gangzhuanguotoulai，buliaoduifangyoudingzhunleta。
“budaiwomeiguanxi，fanzhengyebufangaiwogenzheyiqijinqu，chufeinibawoshale，buranniqianjiaojinqu，wohoujiaojiugenzhe。”
zheihuayichukou，jiangdaoranzhenshiyouxietoudale，buguotinglefanershiliezuiyixiao。
“nishuodebucuo，woshibunengshaleni。buguobanidayundaoshiqingqingsongsongle。”
shuowanshangqianshenchushoulai，linpiaopiaoyikanjiangdaoranzheijiashi，dunshiyehuangle，ganjinxianghoutuilejibu。
jiangdaorankaodejinle，turanzhuyidaolinpiaopiaobozishangyouyijiandiaozhui。gangcaitazhuangbeidehenyanshi，kanbudaqing，cishicaizhuyidaozheikuaiyuzhuihenshishuxi。
zheigaishitianshizongdedongxi，zenmekenenghuiliuchuandaowaimian？
zhenzhengsuanqilaitianshizongshiyigeyixiaoshilejiqianniandemenpai。
jiangdaoranshuangmujinjindezhushizhe，sixuyishunjianyouxiefangkong，linpiaopiaoyeganzhidaolejiangdaorandezhuyililuozailetadebojingshang。
yushiganjinwuzhulebozishangdiaozhui。
“buxinga，zheijiandongxikebunengjini！”
jiangdaoranhuiguoshenlaixiaolexiaodao。
“womeixiangyao。zhishihaoqi，juedeyouxieshuxi，buzhinishicongnalinonglaide。”
tinglejiangdaorandehua，linpiaopiaozheicaishaoshaodesongshou，fangsonglejingti。
“zheishiwobabajiwode，shuoshiwoyeyechuanxialai。suiranbushihenguizhong，queshijiachuanzhibao，doubuzhidaochuanleduoshaonian。”
“家传之宝？”
jiangdaoranniantaozhe，kanlaizheidongxidequeshiyouxieniantou，jiushibuzhidaoxiaonizidejiazugentianshizongjianyouyouzheshenmeyuanyuan。
“hao！wodainijinqu，buguoshixianyaoyuefasanzhang。”
“diyi，wulunshenmeshihoushenmeshidoutingwode，juebunengduzixingdong。”
“这是当然了！”
linpiaopiaotingdaojiangdaoranbianletaidu，ganjinxiaomimidedaying。
“suiranwohenlihai，danhenihaishiyouchajude，genzhenicainengbaoming，zheigewodong。dierhedisantiaoni？”
“meiyoudierhedisantiao，nizhiyaojizhuyitiao，tingwodejiuxing。buranjiuxiangnishuode，nidexiaomingpashibubao。”
linpiaopiaodenaodaidunshirutongxiaojizhuomiyibandediangebuting。
jiangdaoranyebuzaiduoshuo，jiranzheixiaonizifeiyaozoushangyizao，tazhinengjinlierwei。zhiyushifouhuiyudaoweixian，neijiujinrenshikantianyun。
“好了！我打头！”
linpiaopiaoxingfenshuodao，yuqihaoxiangshiquzuoyichangshifenyouyisidetanxianrenwu，tahaimeiyouchongfenyishidaoweixiandecunzai。
buguojiangdaorandaoyepeifuzheigenvshengdeyongqibutongyiban，ruoshikenjiayi**，yebushiweiyigekesuzhicai。
youlezhiqianyicidejingyan，diercijinrumushibianshiqingcheshulu。
“shifu！nikanneimuzhonghuiyouxieshenme？shibushineibaiyinghaihuijuantuzhonglai？”
“师傅？”
jiangdaoranyilianyihuo，zenmeturanjiuduochuyigetudile。
“zenmele？womenbushitanmuerrenzuma？nibiwolihai，jiaoniyishengshifuwoyebuchikui！”
linpiaopiaoheiheiyixiaoshuodao，zaiheianzhongluchuyikoudedabaiya。
jiangdaoranqueshixinzhongandao。nibuchikui，xiaoyewokeshichikuile，zuonishifunengyoushenmehaochubucheng？
xinzhongzhengzheiyangxiangzheshihou，linpiaopiaocongbaolinachuyiwulai。
“先看看再说！”
shuowanjiangciwuduizhunneimukou，jiangdaoranzhengyihuoshihou，linpiaopiaokoudongkaiguan，zhitingjiankacayishengguohou，yuanbenheigulongdongdeneibuyixiazibiandeliangrubaizhou。
“乖乖！”
jiangdaoranzheshibei**daole，zuilirenbuzhufachuyishengjinghu。
tasuiranxiudaoqiannian，yeyouyishuangyeshiyanjing，danyeyuanyuanmeiyoucikekandezheimeqingxi。
linpiaopiaopianguotoulai，kanzhejiangdaorandechayibiaoqing，henshigaoxing！
“jiushuodaiwoyiqijinlaikendingshiyouhaochude，zheishixinxinglengguangdeng，jianshidaoleba！”
jiangdaoranhaobulinseshenchuledamuzhi，zheidequeshigehaodongxi。
xianglaichimeiwangliangzhihuiduozaianwutianrizhidizuoxiejianbudeguangdeshi，erzheiyidaoguangmangdingkeyirangneixieguimeiwusuodunxing。
“genjinxie！xiaoxinxie！”
jiangdaoranshuowanzheiyiju，naodaiyidi，lvxianjinrudaoneibu。
deyiyulengguangdengdezuoyong，yanqianyiqieyilanwuyu，shouxiankandaodebianshichuyuzhengzhongweizhideyichuguanguo，waicengjihuwanquanfuxiubuchengyangzi，erneibushanshanfaguang，chubukanqushihanbaiyu。
“wodetiana！zheikeshidashoubia！jueduishiwanghoujibie！”
linpiaopiaojingtanbuyi，zixidaliangsizhou，jiaoxiaquebuganyoubiededongzuo。jiangdaoranbudong，tayebugandong。
“kanqilaifengbihouwomenshilaidediyibo，zhiqiancongmeiyoubeirenfaxianguo！”
yucitongshi，jiangdaoranzhuyiliquebuzaizheishangmian，tahaijideqingchu，neibeitamiediaolesifenzhiyideguishahaicancunyunei，bixuyiwangdajincainengrangtaanxin！
“kanninengzangdaonali！”
daliangguohoujiangdaoranturandaheyisheng，yidaojingqicongzuizhongqingchierchu，zhanzaiyipangdelinpiaopiaotingledoujuedeermoyizhen，youzhenlongfakuizhigan，gengjiakendingjiangdaorandefeifanshouduan。
zhengdangtayihuoshihou，jiangdaoranqueshiyibaanzhutadenaodai。
“别动！”
linpiaopiaoganjindewanxiashenzi，jiannandetaitouyikan，yidaobaiyingzaicichuxian，guoranshizhiqianchantadeneiyidaoguisha。
jiangdaorangujizhongshi，yidaojinyinwubibadaohaohaodangdangdexiangqian。
guishadaoyeyouxielingzhi，zhidaojinyindelihai，buganxiangzhiqianneiyangyingpengying，piaopiaoranshizhinengdiaozhuanfangxiang。
zhuanyanjianzaiyiciyifenweisi。
“xiangzailaiyici？xiaoyewokemeineimeduoshijianheniwanxiaqule！”
jiangdaoranyanshenyibian，tazheicijuebunengrangguishataole。
“你去守着墓口！”
“我？我去守着？”
linpiaopiaotingleyilianmengbi，zijiyoujijinjiliangtahaishiqingchude，pingtadenengnaijuebukenenglanzhuguisha。
dantinglejiangdaorandehuatayebuganbudong，zhinengyingzhetoupixiangmukouzhuanyi。
“接着！”
jiangdaoranzheishiturandahanyisheng，tongshishouliyigeyuanpanxiangtarengleguolai，linpiaopiaosuiranmeikanqingchushishenme，danhaishipingganjuejieleguolai。
ercishidetayezhenghaodadaomukouweizhi，haoqiaobuqiao，guishayechongdaomukoulaile。
liangzheyouyaozaiyicizhengmianjiaofeng。
shangyicitabeichandeyinyinghaizai，dunshibeihouyima！
“死就死吧！”
linpiaopiaobeibidejile，biewutafazhinengnazheshouzhongdeyuanpanyonglichaozheqianfangyitui。
shuoleyeshiqiguai，yuanpanzhongturanbaofayiguliliangjiangbaiyingzulanzhule。
linpiaopiaoganjinzixiyikan，shouzhongnadezhengshiyikuaijinyinxiangjiandeluopan！
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